You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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I just tell people the synopsis to my books and their brains melt & explode and word spreads around like wildfire. I have a long list of contacts.

Well you've got fiction down-fucking-pat

is /u/fullflexdragon the mystery author of that shitty harry potter fanfic buzzfeed story on the front page right now?