Black woman sexually assaults white guy and Twitter denizens find it hilarious.

59  2017-09-06 by [deleted]

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This, but unironically.

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https://twitter.com/Madiethebaddiee/status/904779742179504128

Here is the woman's explanation for why she had to start sexually assaulting the man.

"Lmao so he was at this kappa party standing alone but still turning up I assumed someone invited him to the cookout so I backed it up on him".

Can anyone please translate Jive for me?

She thought he was a guess so she went to dance with him. Don't know if you/anyone reading this is hella oblivious so I'll also mention that the way she was dancing with pretty normal, yea she shoved her whole ass into his waist when she knew he was gonna fall but most guys are into that kinda shit.

On the other hand I'm pretty sure she was just dancing with an ugly drunk white guy to be funny.

"He was at a frat party, alone. He was drinking and/or dancing so I, assuming he was invited to said party, danced on him (See:twerking)"

Also if this makes u mad kys with a side of fries pls

Sounds like you have been eating the mushrooms at your trashy dads work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/6eh7yn/these_mushrooms_growing_out_of_graphite_at_my/

Oh gosh :3c tbh I didn't eat those shrooms but thanks for ur concern qt3.14

You should eat them and see if you die or trip or if it fixes your crippling depression

:0

Yeah OP's just being retarded

He looked through my post history :3

In African American culture this is a method for women to introduce themselves and/or greet new people by putting their buttocks on the new person while gyrating and shaking.

This could be compared to the common "hand shake" or "bow" seen in other cultures.

If that chubby white gut had done that randomly to that black woman, you could have a whole new math equation about how quickly he would be off to prison.

I'm disappointed that's not real.

It is, it's just called /r/asksocialacience

I am 100% mayo, I watched that video and suddenly was accepted into college with a 1.7 GPA and 550 on my SAT. Thanks!

I need to go to frat parties. If a qt girl wants to grind on me i have no issues with that.

This is why we need meninism.

He was dressed like he wanted it, I really don't see the big deal.

Where is this from. Getting Dejavu...

It's the top tweet reply to the tweet in OP. Reverse Google search? Lemme try that

U mah nigga Ed.

Right back atcha πŸ‘‰πŸΏ

DORPHEUS MORPHEUS COLLECTING SEA SHELLS ON THE SHOREPHEUS

The Eric Andre Show

I dont see anyone.

He was undercover thot police.

He looks like this stock photo cuck: http://i.imgur.com/q6JDLbn.jpg

found it on /r/4PanelCringe

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI5q2VlXUAEo76d?format=jpg

please don't post digital blackface.

NIGGA PLEASE πŸ’πŸΏπŸ’…πŸΏ

Thats some 2008 shit there

Or the South Park World of Warcraft guy.

OP, how much of a social retard are you to come to this conclusion?

Wasn't there a similar situation but with women dancing and a guy started grinding on one of them and people got extremely mad at him. I don't give a shit either way tho.

Sure, he was an uggo though.

Tru

Pretty much all that matters.

Welcome to life.

Ugly people suck

That happens about a jillion times per day at shitty nightclubs all over the world.

OP's never seen a party

She was hot. Not assault.

If anything he owes her a debt for dancing on someone below her league

100%

thinking gussy is hot

That's assault, you literally just raped me with this.

I'm against bussy. I want all the women if they are hot.

Have all the women, take them to some island somewhere if you want. Just don't rub your gussy loving in my face.

show me where she was hot.

Throughout the whole video

More for me friendo.

From the neck down. Ahego don't do it for me.

Please tell me you faggots are not going to argue about this.

What's to argue about? Femoids are not permitted in my vicinity.

GUSSY NO

BUSSY YES

And OP deleted their account after sperging out in r/cringeanarchy. Good job!

I was wondering why the OP deleted their account 4 hours after posting this.

She was offering him the chance to put his superior mayo seed in her nutella gussy.

I believe this is what prompted H.P. Lovecraft to write Marceline.

Oh it's a frat party. He looked like one of those unite the right rallyers.

u/dis_is_my_account

You should get another one, someone hijacked this one to post retarded shit.

ITT: SRD being SRD.

yeah man srd would totally upvote "it's not assault if she's hot"

"The fact that she got enjoyment out of continuing while he was clearly in distress makes it twice as funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"

not wrong tbh

Her laughing at the end was the most endearing part of the video for me.

jeez what a pathetic human being. I feel sexually assaulted after having to see that gut jiggle around while his goblin face gazes at me

boi got that shit for free

she treated him to that shit and he dint even have to pay a dime

This is why they will never rule a civilized country.

There are worse ways to go.

Was this you OP?

She prob didn't see him with those two different types of camouflage.

(((White)))

wtf is even going on here?
Trying to figure out a circumstance in which this scenario could happen, but I'm clueless.

At a party. Chick is a bit drunk she thinks it will be funny for her friend and the lols.

This is why I do not go to parties.