r/The_Donald_IRL

245  2017-09-06 by buttermyself

80 comments

Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.

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close but no bussy

Nsfw

no shit where were you when he commented

i opened it up in a childrens clinic. i obviously suspected as much but im a risk taker

Just trying to be helpful, calm down a tad

livin life on the edge

This is Nazi trash and you're going to remove this right now or I will begin channel a sub-Archon to sever your consciousness from the whole and cut off your reincarnation cycle. I can permanently destroy you and I have no qualms about doing so to a Nazi.

זעם אלוהי (DIVINE FURY)

Its called kekistanni cuddle time and we are doing it ironically so its not racist.

looks at username

I mean i can make an exception for you OP? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

kekistanni cuddle time

THE OF KEK Kekistan code of conduct

1 Salute the Kekistan flag whenever you see it with your hand grasping your chin to pay dues to our prophet Pepe

2 Pray to Kek 3 times a day

3 Never attribute the works of Kek to anyone other being

4 Revere our Emperor Trump but do not worship him, Kek only is worthy to be worshipped

5 Treat fellow Kekistanis with love and respect and agree to disagree with one another when necessary. Violence displeases Kek

6 The Social Justice warriors are sworn enemies of Kek but are to be treated fairly and given equal trial when convicted of stupidity

7 Any Kekistani found worshipping a deity other than Kek shall be banished from Kekistan indefinitely only to return at the ruling of our Prime Minister Sargon of Akkad

8 Engaging in the creation of poor quality memes is unbecoming of a true Kekistani Grace is to be given and if no repentance is shown reformation is in order for the individual

9 Above all serve Kek love others expose stupidity cleanse the world of hate and Social Justice restore peace and post memes The document of Kek has descended to us from the Gods Meme

hnnnnngggggg

Thank you!

When you're getting pounded in the bussy are you doing that ironically too?

Ive got a fifty gallon drum of liberal tears i use for lube, what do you think?

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Why are you complementing them? This implies they actually got laid.

Its just a cuddle to trigger the normies.

complementing

~argument

Doing gay shit isn't actually getting laid just like getting a blow job and touching a boob. Don't worry, you're still a virgin.

So all gays are virgins?

Obviously not some of them got laid before they contracted the gay.

DELET THIS

Daily reminder that James VI (of King James Bible) had a secret passage between his and George Villiers', 1st Duke of Buckingham, bedrooms.

What's a little butt play amongst nobles

Exactly. The Grand old Duke of York had 10,000 men and no one batted an eye

And when they were up they were UP. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

More like 1st Dick of Fuckinghim

wtf i love t_d now.

Aw, for me? You shouldn't have!

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Not fat enough

this but unironically

Not fat and ugly enough. Delet dis nephew

Delet dis nephew

No, T_D mods are a bunch of faggots

And who's contesting that? :)

I never get invited to gay orgies anymore.

My guess is you past age 21 so are now gay-dead.

The one on the far right appears to be a trap, making this orgy not gay

Plus their balls aren't touching.

Is this supposed to be bad?

Yeah. Just look how inadequately small that bed is

This is like one of those tinder pics where you know you want to swipe right, but there is a slight chance you get the ugly one.

Well they have been saying they're very accepting of gays, but I didn't take it as needing flirted with.

I, too, want to cuddle with the Übermensch.

Fuck, Marry, Kill?

Fuck the flag, marry the gun, use it to kill them all.

10/10

So much for them all being virgins

Don't lie like this, these are clearly /r/Drama mods.

Sshhhhh man! Don't spill the damn beans

I did NAZI this coming xD

omg same lolololol millions of dead jews xDDDDDDD OwO genocide

You mean dozens?

at least 12

Aw you guys, I'm flattered :)

Aw you guys, I'm flattered :)))))))

we kno famalam

I am honestly confused as to how this picture came into being.

I don't know man, the timeline is starting to get weird, woudn't be surprised if they were Gay Nazis like the Russians ones.

http://i.imgur.com/lyio4ju.jpg

Oh honey, have you not seen gay nazi/skinhead porn. Tumblr is full of it. (You can also find lots of white fags serving superior black men, it has all types)

Fake as gay. If it were td then they would be fat and each one have their own AR not faggy europoor gun.

This guy rednecks

dude in the middle just got done rewatching Boondock Saints and is FEELIN it

🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩!!!!!

If you've ever asked yourself what you would have done in Germany during the rise of the Nazis and the Nazi regime, now's your time to find out. We're arriving at such a time again, and there's a potential for even worse atrocities due to the advances we now have in modern technology. Communists, ethnic minorities, religious minorities, women, MOGAI, etc. are all going to be targeted in droves, and this time may be the last time before our world falls completely into darkness for ages to come.

It's similar to r/drama minus the rainbow flag and 4 people

That's uhh not how you repopulate the white race.

I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

Thats a rough gay scene, i imagine lube is scarce

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sadly none of them are cute

It's not their faces you'd be looking at, tbf

Flag doesn't make up for them being uncute.

I was not aware Di Caprio was a trumpet.

This is the peak of racial purity, you may not like it but it's the truth.

r/the_donald will conquer the world for two reasons; because we must and because we can. And yet of the two forces the second is the greater; we do this because we choose to do it. By the sovereign Will and force of arms r/the_donald will rule the Earth, and in so doing remake themselves. We shall conquer and beat the Nations of the Earth into the dust and reforge them in our self wrought Image; the Final Society, a new humanity without weakness or mercy, hard and pure. Our descendants will walk the hillside of that future, innocent beneath the stars, with no more between them and their naked will than a wolf has. THEN there will be Gods in the Earth.