This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
There are lots of business owners making over 100k a year (though most don't), plenty of these are his age. He doesn't appear on Google because he's not notable. Nobody cares and Norway will not make a special exception for him.
I live in Oslo, Norway, and we get this kind of people showing up on a regular basis. Huge egos. Mental problems.
Think they are going to make it big. Until they discover they can't work on a tourist visa. Can't open a bank account without a Residency Permit. Can't rent a flat without a bank account. Can't get a mobile phone contract without a credit score. Drivers licence expires after 90 days, so you can't drive.
They tend to overstay visas. Unemployed. Doing mystery online freelance work. Scared of immigration. Until they get deported. (They do. Norway is transparent, and they are not hard to find.)
Hopefully we start hearing it less in the coming years. I recall seeing a headline that said many have tried and failed following this most recent election.
I know two people trying to get citizenship right now, a guy who is trying to bring his boyfriend up from Wisconsin, and another guy who is trying to get his (probably) future wife over from Australia. Both are having a helluva time. Our system is byzantine, arbitrary, poorly documented and seems to give an excessive amount of weight to analysts who can yea/nea you back to square one for months if they can't be arsed that particular day.
The fiancee is a registered nurse in Australia. You'd think we'd be keen on having more medical professionals around...
you obviously wouldnt want medical professionals because your dystopian socialist government wants to kill its people with a starved, underfunded free medical system. and other immigrants have a hard time because everyone is shocked when someone wants to move to canada for some reason and they simply arent prepared for the occasion
I really don't understand this, the US is extremely immigrant-friendly and the barriers for legal immigration are very very low compared to many other western countries.
I guess people are more friendly if they can't tell the difference between you and a jar of Hellmann's though.
I wasn't being entirely serious. I doubt he'll ever get to your country, he's flopping around considering all these unconventional ways of living because he's 18 and just so damn smart. My money is that he'll end up traveling to South East Asia for a couple of months to find himself.
This is great drama because both sides can use it for grandstanding.
SRD can focus on how he is an entitled white american techbro.
Drama can focus on him being the progressive equivalevent of a Weeaboo, and completely hypocritical to boot.
I also want there to be very socialist programs in place to benefit the welfare of the citizens and nothing more. I want a nation where the people come first ... I thought about living in Switzerland for economic benefits then just traveling to the Scandinavia quite often
This is great drama because both sides can use it for grandstanding.
SRD can focus on how he is an entitled white american techbro.
We can focus on him being the progressive equivalent of a Weeaboo with zero integrity:
Politics of course is another big one ... I also want there to be very socialist programs in place to benefit the welfare of the citizens and nothing more. I want a nation where the people come first ... I thought about living in Switzerland for economic benefits then just traveling to the Scandinavia quite often
Yes, the economic benefits of living in the most expensive countries in Europe while not having a job there. And what does he want with the "socialist" programs? He wouldn't have access to welfare and doesn't sound too interested in education.
He's obviously talking about its comparatively lower tax rate. He sings the virtues of wealth transfer programs when the money being spent is other peoples' money, but when it's his money? Well let's just avoid that if at all possible.
With all the drama about DACA and all the posturing on morals and what not, these enlightened Eurodudes are telling me you can’t just migrate into another country just like that, with no qualifications or anything else????
u/dexceit I'm not the only 18 year old making 6 figures.
u/davvii Lol you got me bro!
u/do0rkn0b Lol got me there! No, I actually started on eBay. I now have my own website and have contracts with farmers, trucking companies, and others.
u/newcomer_ts I'm not a freelancer.
u/samwhite That's kinda my intention, after having a rough childhood. I'm ready for a change. And before people comment something along the lines of "LMAO I bet other people had a much worst childhood than you", I'm going to let you guys know that I'm not ignorant to that.
u/aryanigger I don't have an ego. You can usually tell a douche from a regular guy by looking at their shoes. I wear sandals everyday. Also, I obviously know about the process of becoming a citizen in Norway. I live by the 90/10 thinking/hard work rule, and this would be no different.
u/samwhite Oh haha we're back onto you again. I have wanted to live in a van for years now, since I was 13. I have wanted to live in Norway for about two years now. Did you know that you can do BOTH? C'mon, I know you do, but you should of thought about that before you commented. And yes, I do consider myself smart for an 18 year old. Most of us sit on our phones, I hustle everyday. I'm no wheres close to Warren Buffet smart, but I'm pretty sure I've had more success in my passion than the majority of kids my age.
u/dexceit I don't think you know about Schizophrenia too much.
There, got you all in one post! I find it funny how you guys chill in the r/drama, really shows the person you are.
The point is, I make more than the average American yet my shoes are cheaper than the average American. I paid $30 for them. Most Americans (or at least in my area), they think because they make $5k a month that they should by a new Mercedes. I drive an old Volkswagen. The last thing I am is a douche. I'm sitting here wearing a grey t shirt and black shorts, doesn't sound really douche to me. And no, I don't have a fade either.
So wait you make 6 figures but your approximate take home is 5k/mo?
Also judgemental douchery is still douchery, may wanna keep an eye out for that if you are making it a point of pride that you're such a nice and humble dude.
It was a useful comparison because although I make more, I drive a shittier car than them. May I ask you, where are you from? I live in Florida, and down here you see $50,000 cars parked in a driveway of a house that looks like it costs about $1,200/month for rent. Might be a cultural difference here.
Well since you asked, I live in what's considered one of the most affluent towns in upstate NY, and based on your descriptions, probably a bit more affluent then wherever you're from, though not by a huge amount.
For the record I drive a base model vw...though I don't go bragging about how much cheaper my car was than my neighbor's to everyone on reddit, should I start?
Obviously, where you live is much more wealthy than my area. And usually, wealthy people are more savvy with their finances. I don't think you experience such a money gap there.
And no, I'm not bragging about my car. I'm using it as an example that I am not a douche. But, if driving an old car is douchey, then it looks like I'm a douche.
Thanks for taking the time out of your day to try and criticize me though.
Driving an old car isn't douchey, driving an old car while telling everyone who will listen that you drive an old car but could totally afford a more expensive one if you wanted to, but you're better than that is douchey.
But at the end of the day, you're 18, douche it up, you only have so many years that you can do so without fear of any kind of real backlash besides people on the internet giving you a hard time, so whatever.
I originally came here to learn about potential immigration options, but somehow it turned into a discussion about my income. Too many times I was called a douche. My entire point was that I don't even buy nice things and show off. And I honestly don't know why my income is such a big deal. There is probably at least 1 million people that make more money than me.
I have a few close friends and a girlfriend. But that's it. No I'm not popular, but popularity doesn't matter to me. I do online school anyways and I don't have the time to go out and intentionally make friends.
Can you hint at the nature of your business? Is it a product or a service? Take this whatever way you want but you seem way too dumb to have started a business that nets 100k a year at age 16.
It's a product. I started by selling this product as something similar to "sports fan gear" to the average consumer. This was on eBay. Over the years, I have evolved it into a much bigger product. It is now a product that helps corporations, farmers, and other people to brand their business. I am no longer doing the eBay business as this transformation is much healthier for my company.
Well damn now I'm interested. You say you were homeschooled, would you say there was a significant amount of parental involvement in the product? Did you come up with the idea for the product on your own and how were the original products made?
By homeschool, it is actually virtual school so my parents don't help me there. As far as the product, my dad is the one who originally made it. However, I used my marketing knowledge to significantly scale the product. To this day he still produces it, and I market it. As far as capital goes, I was not helped at all there and any capital I needed, I had to earn it (externally). Luckily, it didn't require too much upfront costs and I could just put more into the business as I scaled it.
So your dad came up with and created the initial product? What was capital going to beyond product creation? Were you deciding how it gets allocated or was it a lump sum you gave to your dad to spend as he saw fit? What specific marketing did/do you do for the product? Most importantly who actually OWNS the business, whose name is attached to the business?
Capital was going to pure marketing. The product can be created out of the house so no paying rent for the warehouse and what not.
If you are talking about the capital, all the capital came from my profit and my profit only. So if I were to make money off the product, I would put that into my marketing if needed. All marketing decisions were based off me.
Heavy social media. Heavy, heavy, heavy, social media. I also worked on the SEO pretty hard, and we used Facebook Ads some. Our affiliate program was a big part of the initial business.
I own the business technically, but we split the profit 50/50.
Well if you actually own a business that's raking in 100k profit a year then you're doing fine in my book. I'm gonna close this one under autistic marketing savant.
If you're buying a sports knick knack from a Facebook ad then you are already by definition retarded so who better to market to you than a guy who unironically replies to darqwolf copy pasta in full. Gotta understand your audience.
Am I correct in guessing your ebay ""company"" was you basically flipping things for marginal profit? And if so, does your new company also revolve around that?
No, from day 1 we were producing our own product. Now, we still produce our own product. As I scale the business, we are looking into paying others to produce our own product so we can focus on other things in the business.
I am a producer with a physical product that helps the physical branding of any company with a physical presence. It does not contribute to companies without a physical presence at all. That's all the hints I'll be giving. In short, branding product for physical companies.
Allright, truckers and farmers are oddly specific I guess, especially for your location. It's just branding then? And you're presumably not international?
And then wrote this crap to display your ago. Who are you fooling?
I do consider myself smart for an 18 year old.
Almost every 18 year old would consider himself or herself smarter than most as long as they are straight out retarded.
You're making money, good for you. That doesn't excuse you from being so dense to the advise those people gave you in that thread and come out like an idiot.
Not sure how I'm displaying my ego, but whatever. And yeah you're right, most 18 year olds do consider their self smart. But usually the most they do with it is go to college.
You displayed your ego here by trying to one-up everybody:
There, got you all in one post!
most 18 year olds do consider their self smart. But usually the most they do with it is go to college.
No. I mean most 18 year old (including myself) consider himself or herself smart is because they thought they have been through a lot already. Saw a lot of stories through their books, TV, internet, etc.
I'm not saying you are not smart yourself, but you have to agree that most 18 year olds are not smart. I only consider myself smart because I have been successful in my passion. I'm smart, yet there is thousands upon thousands of things I have not learned. It is a continuous journey, and I love to learn.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
I appreciate such an elaborate reply. I appreciate someone who can talk to me without namecalling or assuming my position (although you did once, I'm pushing that aside). Congratulations on your success, it is certainly impressive. But, this is the part where the "however" word comes in.
I'm not sure if you read my original post or not, but I came to Reddit to genuinely seek answers. I wanted to learn how to get a Visa to Norway. Instead, I have people hating me because of my income. All I wanted was help on how to get a Norway Visa. It turned into a discussion about my income. In the past 2 days, I have responded to over 200 comments. I cannot begun to count how many people insulted me because I considered myself successful even though I'm not bragging or namecalling. Nonetheless, it has brought out the worst in me. I believe you wrote your post off of less than 30 minutes of reading, when I have had 200+ haters in the last 2 days. Now that, is not fair. I do not believe you know my true character either. I could go on about all of my accomplishments of helping other people, but all I will get is another 200 haters. I ask that you understand my situation. And if you don't, I do not want to talk with you because I am fed up with all of this hate when I came here to simply learn. I love learning, bottom line. I came here to learn. Now I'm being hated on. So, please reconsider your remarks considering my situation.
Also, all of your stances. I would have to agree with all of them. Me and you are on the same page when it comes to mankind and everything around it. I study lots of philosophy, and I would be very much interested in hearing your POV on some things. If I gave you one word, "energy", what would your thoughts on it be?
Again, I appreciate your reply. It was a great read, and I was able to agree with you quite easily. Unfortunately, I don't think you had a good read on my situation. Also, I am genuinely interested in your philosophy knowledge because I am very philosophy oriented myself.
I want the country to have a very capitalistic backbone. However, I also want there to be very socialist programs in place to benefit the welfare of the citizens and nothing more.
Will you look at that.
I'm going to try to explain this one more time because you don't seem to be catching on. I make more than the average Norway worker with a doctorates degree. This is the equivalent of education obviously, because I am a SKILLED WORKER.
Holy shit. This kid is retarded.
I like this reply to him:
maybe you should go teach English in Asia for a few years instead, China sometimes accepts those without college degrees.
u/jewdrunk u/wow___justwow I assumed it was, but I'm tired of the drama and I'm not one to pull the "no you didn't". Maybe some of the people here can learn something by my reply though.
u/pepperglue The past 200 comments have not been about my immigration, but my money sadly.
The past 200 comments have not been about my immigration, but my money sadly.
They're not talking about your money, they are talking about no matter how much you make, your business is not going to qualify to be the ground for a visa because you are missing something.
Go argue with Norway, instead of that thread if you really think your career option should be qualified.
You are the one brought up money first in that thread, and repeatedly argue how money should talk (funny coming from the person who thinks the government should not serve the interest of the rich), but are unable to understand there are rigid rules for immigration.
Like u/EarnestNoMeta said in that thread:
its not about your money, dummy.
Those people in the thread are being very patient with you, and you refuse to even consider what they have to say.
I think it's funny how you think I'm some rich kid too. I literally make over $100k a year, I am still 90% away from becoming a millionaire. There are millions who make more than me.
I think it's funny how you think I'm some rich kid too.
I don't think you're rich, I just think you are well-off. Your attitude certainly comes in the feeling that you think you're something though, given the "money talks" parade in that thread.
I literally make over $100k a year, I am still 90% away from becoming a millionaire.
That still puts you ahead of hundreds, if not thousands, of people in the United States.
Oops I am so sorry. I am talking about your money, like the others. Let's go back to the topic of immigration.
Go talk to the Norwegian, Swedish, or any government's immigration agency to get a clearer picture. Nothing is clearly going through you, so I hope some authority figure could give you a definite answer.
Not talking to any agencies anytime soon. If you actually read throughout the whole thread, you would know that I am not going to apply until I am fluent in Norwegian.
Lol yup they are filthy rich! My dad drives a beat up truck and my mom has a relatively new Mazda. Our house is huge! It is under 2,000 square feet and my parents pay an astonishing $1,500 a month for it! We go on vacations ALL the time! Our last vacation was back in Christmas of 2016! You should see my shoe collection man! I have two shoes. We only eat the best food there is - Taco Bell is great! Yes, my parents are FILTHY rich. Heck - we even buy name brand water, Great Value!
If he's of german heritage and can prove it, he can get german citizenship. I looked into it and I could get german citizenship bc my daddy's family got fucked by the nazis and left in the 1940s. But I don't want to because they have a kebab infestation and the anti-semitism is growing.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-08
This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
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1 newcomer_ts 2017-09-08
No illegals and no dumb legals then?
1 edzackly 2017-09-08
these are skilled rapists you're talking about, not just some rapist off the street.
1 Neon_needles 2017-09-08
In Iran I was a milked goats.
In Finland I milk small boys. Huzzah, future for skilled worker like me, albort!
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Not a freelancer.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-09-08
I think his best bet is to get a good tan then claim he's a refugee. He can then go wherever he wants
1 dexceit 2017-09-08
/u/tranquilschizo why does 18 year old schizo CEO that makes over 100k a year yield no results in google?
1 L190 2017-09-08
There are lots of business owners making over 100k a year (though most don't), plenty of these are his age. He doesn't appear on Google because he's not notable. Nobody cares and Norway will not make a special exception for him.
1 dexceit 2017-09-08
lol ok
even if that were true, hes a schizo. probably not too many schizo ceos.
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
Being the founder of a five man company consisting of him and 4 chinese workers employed through a shady agency doesn't make him a ceo tho
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-08
yeah it does
unless he promotes one of the chinese past himself
1 DuBBle 2017-09-08
A CEO is typically a salaried position at the top of the management chain. The role you're too mong-brained to know about is 'director'.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-08
if there's no one above him in the management chain, the director is both the chief executive officer and the only executive officer
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
People that call themselves CEO when their company doesn't have a c-level, let alone any other levels, are larping faggots tho
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-08
When you form an LLC you can name your position whatever the fuck you want though.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
It's probably something to do with his clash of clans shit like gold farming or something
1 tiananmenbear 2017-09-08
There happens to be a post on quora, answered by an 18 year old, describing how his illegal server makes him quite a bit of money.
Sounds about right.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
Nice work detective but I actually already solved this one, turns out it was daddy the whole time
1 tiananmenbear 2017-09-08
Dammit, shoulda refreshed, had no idea he graced us with his presence.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
Also explain the intracicies of clash Royale piracy
1 tiananmenbear 2017-09-08
Pretty easy to find, but he basically made his own server with unlimited resources then slapped ads on it.
Post was from May, and he talks about his money in terms of monthly income rather than yearly, so the cease and desist by christmas should be fun.
1 Standard12 2017-09-08
https://www.reddit.com/r/vandwellers/comments/6yp4sq/_/dmp4g1n?context=1000
He wants to live in a van and shit in a bucket now.
1 SamWhite 2017-09-08
I like his get up and go attitude.
1 aryanigger 2017-09-08
I don't.
I live in Oslo, Norway, and we get this kind of people showing up on a regular basis. Huge egos. Mental problems.
Think they are going to make it big. Until they discover they can't work on a tourist visa. Can't open a bank account without a Residency Permit. Can't rent a flat without a bank account. Can't get a mobile phone contract without a credit score. Drivers licence expires after 90 days, so you can't drive.
They tend to overstay visas. Unemployed. Doing mystery online freelance work. Scared of immigration. Until they get deported. (They do. Norway is transparent, and they are not hard to find.)
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-08
They've been constantly told that the US is the least immigrant-friendly country in the first world. Of course they're confused.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2017-09-08
Whoever says that clearly never tried to immigrate to Canada.
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-08
Hopefully we start hearing it less in the coming years. I recall seeing a headline that said many have tried and failed following this most recent election.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2017-09-08
I know two people trying to get citizenship right now, a guy who is trying to bring his boyfriend up from Wisconsin, and another guy who is trying to get his (probably) future wife over from Australia. Both are having a helluva time. Our system is byzantine, arbitrary, poorly documented and seems to give an excessive amount of weight to analysts who can yea/nea you back to square one for months if they can't be arsed that particular day.
The fiancee is a registered nurse in Australia. You'd think we'd be keen on having more medical professionals around...
1 baaaaby 2017-09-08
you obviously wouldnt want medical professionals because your dystopian socialist government wants to kill its people with a starved, underfunded free medical system. and other immigrants have a hard time because everyone is shocked when someone wants to move to canada for some reason and they simply arent prepared for the occasion
1 bcdfg 2017-09-08
Norway currently have a right wing, conservative government.
1 baaaaby 2017-09-08
right wing in norway is still communist scum
1 Bucklar 2017-09-08
Well, are they white?
1 SRSLovesGawker 2017-09-08
Well, I don't know if they're white-identifying, but they're certainly white-presenting.
1 Bucklar 2017-09-08
Yeah. I think that's the problem and solution.
1 0xF013 2017-09-08
Or Ukraine. I got a residence permit in Germany faster and easier than in Ukraine
1 uniqueguy263 2017-09-08
The US it's literally what happens when the worst fears of the "white genocide" people happen. Our entire thing is immigration
1 Jacks_Chicken_Tartar 2017-09-08
I really don't understand this, the US is extremely immigrant-friendly and the barriers for legal immigration are very very low compared to many other western countries.
I guess people are more friendly if they can't tell the difference between you and a jar of Hellmann's though.
1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-08
I'm extremely hostile to jars of Hellmann's. (((Miracle Whip))) or bust.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-09-08
He shoulda moved to Japan instead. They LOVE
gaijinsimmigrants over there!1 VicisSubsisto 2017-09-08
He wants cheap housing and easy access to an extensive vegan menu; it sounds to me like India is what he's looking for.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-09-08
These people are refugees from Trump and his Nazi ways, and these countries take refugees right?
1 bcdfg 2017-09-08
Sweden do.
1 SamWhite 2017-09-08
I wasn't being entirely serious. I doubt he'll ever get to your country, he's flopping around considering all these unconventional ways of living because he's 18 and just so damn smart. My money is that he'll end up traveling to South East Asia for a couple of months to find himself.
1 CondeTrocola 2017-09-08
Find himself filling Thai bussy
1 SlayerofKings4 2017-09-08
That's pretty strict. How many sand nigger economic refugees do you guys have?
1 nanonan 2017-09-08
Sure you can, just bribe your way into the EU in the mediterranean and schengen yourself in.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-08
Some of us like to live in vans. Don't dwellshame us.
1 SineadObama 2017-09-08
This is great drama because both sides can use it for grandstanding.
SRD can focus on how he is an entitled white american techbro.
Drama can focus on him being the progressive equivalevent of a Weeaboo, and completely hypocritical to boot.
1 SineadObama 2017-09-08
This is great drama because both sides can use it for grandstanding.
SRD can focus on how he is an entitled white american techbro.
We can focus on him being the progressive equivalent of a Weeaboo with zero integrity:
1 Raitapaita 2017-09-08
Yes, the economic benefits of living in the most expensive countries in Europe while not having a job there. And what does he want with the "socialist" programs? He wouldn't have access to welfare and doesn't sound too interested in education.
1 SineadObama 2017-09-08
He's obviously talking about its comparatively lower tax rate. He sings the virtues of wealth transfer programs when the money being spent is other peoples' money, but when it's his money? Well let's just avoid that if at all possible.
1 djlewt 2017-09-08
That was code for "welfare for the other whites like me is fine, but not the browns".
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-08
Well that's a pretty standard view in Scandinavia so in that sense he'd fit right in
1 aj_thenoob 2017-09-08
Wants more government yet hates the government process. Really gets my neurons firing.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2017-09-08
With all the drama about DACA and all the posturing on morals and what not, these enlightened Eurodudes are telling me you can’t just migrate into another country just like that, with no qualifications or anything else????
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-09-08
🔥🔥🔥
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-08
Preferably the muslim ones that murder white people for being white.
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
No country does that habibi, you mayo's are usually considered #2 or even shared first place in social rankings
1 beskargamkote 2017-09-08
Africa being different. But I mean combined with West Nile disease, malaria, blood diamond racketeering rings, pirates, why would you even live there?
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
> b*rbers > arabs
But in all srsn nah u mayo's will be just fine there
Literally no big deal
Aren't a thing in muslim north africa
Good question. Being poor probably.
White genocide is a solution of peace, not a problem smdh
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-08
The Good Ones™
1 Lesmothian 2017-09-08
I think you mean kidnap and hold hostage for (((ransom))).
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-08
Well which one? The muslim ones, or the ones that'll murder you for being white?
The only countries with actual mayocide are Christian
1 davvii 2017-09-08
That kid is an idiot. Then again, most kids are idiots.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-08
u/tranquilschizo your probelm is you're not Muslim enough.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-08
I wonder now: if u/tranquilschizo renounces American citizenship and moves to Syria, then flees from there, would he count as a refugee?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-08
will be living in mommy's basement for a long time, because selling shit on ebay isn't a business.
1 SRSLovesGawker 2017-09-08
It worked for hawt grandama...
1 SRSLovesGawker 2017-09-08
Good luck with that.
1 aqouta 2017-09-08
That describes Sweden pretty well...
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2017-09-08
Yea. They've been rapidly deregulating since they crashed themselves into the ground in the 70's. Shits been working out well for them.
1 literally__trump 2017-09-08
But I thought tolerant yurop had open borders and free citizenship for all... 😢😢😢
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
The caliphate has banned whites from entering in accordance with Shakira's law
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
u/dexceit I'm not the only 18 year old making 6 figures. u/davvii Lol you got me bro! u/do0rkn0b Lol got me there! No, I actually started on eBay. I now have my own website and have contracts with farmers, trucking companies, and others. u/newcomer_ts I'm not a freelancer. u/samwhite That's kinda my intention, after having a rough childhood. I'm ready for a change. And before people comment something along the lines of "LMAO I bet other people had a much worst childhood than you", I'm going to let you guys know that I'm not ignorant to that. u/aryanigger I don't have an ego. You can usually tell a douche from a regular guy by looking at their shoes. I wear sandals everyday. Also, I obviously know about the process of becoming a citizen in Norway. I live by the 90/10 thinking/hard work rule, and this would be no different. u/samwhite Oh haha we're back onto you again. I have wanted to live in a van for years now, since I was 13. I have wanted to live in Norway for about two years now. Did you know that you can do BOTH? C'mon, I know you do, but you should of thought about that before you commented. And yes, I do consider myself smart for an 18 year old. Most of us sit on our phones, I hustle everyday. I'm no wheres close to Warren Buffet smart, but I'm pretty sure I've had more success in my passion than the majority of kids my age. u/dexceit I don't think you know about Schizophrenia too much.
There, got you all in one post! I find it funny how you guys chill in the r/drama, really shows the person you are.
1 Should_have_listened 2017-09-08
Did you mean should have?
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1 could-of-bot 2017-09-08
It's either should HAVE or should'VE, but never should OF.
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1 pepperouchau 2017-09-08
Post bussy
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-08
no
1 MareDoVVell 2017-09-08
That's the douchiest thing I've ever read.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
The point is, I make more than the average American yet my shoes are cheaper than the average American. I paid $30 for them. Most Americans (or at least in my area), they think because they make $5k a month that they should by a new Mercedes. I drive an old Volkswagen. The last thing I am is a douche. I'm sitting here wearing a grey t shirt and black shorts, doesn't sound really douche to me. And no, I don't have a fade either.
1 malek125 2017-09-08
That's the douchiest thing I've ever read
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lol!
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-08
That's the douchiest thing I've ever read
1 MareDoVVell 2017-09-08
So wait you make 6 figures but your approximate take home is 5k/mo?
Also judgemental douchery is still douchery, may wanna keep an eye out for that if you are making it a point of pride that you're such a nice and humble dude.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
No, I don't take home $5k a month. Reread the comment, I think you misunderstood.
1 MareDoVVell 2017-09-08
So you used that number generically rather than as a useful point of comparison? Good to know.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
It was a useful comparison because although I make more, I drive a shittier car than them. May I ask you, where are you from? I live in Florida, and down here you see $50,000 cars parked in a driveway of a house that looks like it costs about $1,200/month for rent. Might be a cultural difference here.
1 MareDoVVell 2017-09-08
Well since you asked, I live in what's considered one of the most affluent towns in upstate NY, and based on your descriptions, probably a bit more affluent then wherever you're from, though not by a huge amount.
For the record I drive a base model vw...though I don't go bragging about how much cheaper my car was than my neighbor's to everyone on reddit, should I start?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Obviously, where you live is much more wealthy than my area. And usually, wealthy people are more savvy with their finances. I don't think you experience such a money gap there.
And no, I'm not bragging about my car. I'm using it as an example that I am not a douche. But, if driving an old car is douchey, then it looks like I'm a douche.
Thanks for taking the time out of your day to try and criticize me though.
1 MareDoVVell 2017-09-08
Driving an old car isn't douchey, driving an old car while telling everyone who will listen that you drive an old car but could totally afford a more expensive one if you wanted to, but you're better than that is douchey.
But at the end of the day, you're 18, douche it up, you only have so many years that you can do so without fear of any kind of real backlash besides people on the internet giving you a hard time, so whatever.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I originally came here to learn about potential immigration options, but somehow it turned into a discussion about my income. Too many times I was called a douche. My entire point was that I don't even buy nice things and show off. And I honestly don't know why my income is such a big deal. There is probably at least 1 million people that make more money than me.
1 Gladbach10 2017-09-08
I'd be surprised if you had a single friend tbh
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I have a few close friends and a girlfriend. But that's it. No I'm not popular, but popularity doesn't matter to me. I do online school anyways and I don't have the time to go out and intentionally make friends.
1 EmperorAcinonyx 2017-09-08
your material possessions aren't the only things that make you a douche, you complete fucking dumbass
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Thanks for the compliments! I hope I didn't trigger you or anything.
1 EmperorAcinonyx 2017-09-08
yeah just keep proving my point bucko, hope you enjoy Norwegian authorities laughing in your face for listing white and eBay reseller as credentials
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I don't sell on eBay and I am a producer. Sorry if you're mad, wasn't my intention.
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-08
Let's be honest here, your job is currently begging tendies off your mommy, I suggest you break both your arms if you want to up your income
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lol you are really funny!
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-08
Shove your silver spoon back up your ass you fucking buttpipe
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lol you’re hilarious 😆
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-08
Are you Tommy Wiseau?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Had to look him up - I’m not big into TV, I’d rather educate myself.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-08
Holy shit you are Tommy Wiseau
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lmao!!
1 Jzargos_Helper 2017-09-08
That sentence was so shockingly retarded that I'm now questing if this isn't an elaborate troll.
1 ArchangelleLovesRape 2017-09-08
I'm guessing massive narcissism with a touch of autism to make him completely unable to understand anything but quite certain he doesn't need to.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
You've read too many self help books, try biology next the mental breakdowns are way more enlightening.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I have read 1 self help book in my life. I'm not a big reader. I'm more into researching what successful people did and I try to imitate it.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
Can you hint at the nature of your business? Is it a product or a service? Take this whatever way you want but you seem way too dumb to have started a business that nets 100k a year at age 16.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
It's a product. I started by selling this product as something similar to "sports fan gear" to the average consumer. This was on eBay. Over the years, I have evolved it into a much bigger product. It is now a product that helps corporations, farmers, and other people to brand their business. I am no longer doing the eBay business as this transformation is much healthier for my company.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
Well damn now I'm interested. You say you were homeschooled, would you say there was a significant amount of parental involvement in the product? Did you come up with the idea for the product on your own and how were the original products made?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
By homeschool, it is actually virtual school so my parents don't help me there. As far as the product, my dad is the one who originally made it. However, I used my marketing knowledge to significantly scale the product. To this day he still produces it, and I market it. As far as capital goes, I was not helped at all there and any capital I needed, I had to earn it (externally). Luckily, it didn't require too much upfront costs and I could just put more into the business as I scaled it.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
So your dad came up with and created the initial product? What was capital going to beyond product creation? Were you deciding how it gets allocated or was it a lump sum you gave to your dad to spend as he saw fit? What specific marketing did/do you do for the product? Most importantly who actually OWNS the business, whose name is attached to the business?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
Well if you actually own a business that's raking in 100k profit a year then you're doing fine in my book. I'm gonna close this one under autistic marketing savant.
1 JewDrunk 2017-09-08
I think he maybe underselling his father's involvement in this. This guy is way too retarded to be a successful marketing savant.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-08
If you're buying a sports knick knack from a Facebook ad then you are already by definition retarded so who better to market to you than a guy who unironically replies to darqwolf copy pasta in full. Gotta understand your audience.
1 shitpersonality 2017-09-08
What? No wayyy
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lol!
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-09-08
Yo dawg, if you user ping more than 3 people it doesn't work. FYI.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Oops, new to Reddit.
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
Am I correct in guessing your ebay ""company"" was you basically flipping things for marginal profit? And if so, does your new company also revolve around that?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
No, from day 1 we were producing our own product. Now, we still produce our own product. As I scale the business, we are looking into paying others to produce our own product so we can focus on other things in the business.
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
What market are you in?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I am a producer with a physical product that helps the physical branding of any company with a physical presence. It does not contribute to companies without a physical presence at all. That's all the hints I'll be giving. In short, branding product for physical companies.
1 JohnBlind 2017-09-08
Allright, truckers and farmers are oddly specific I guess, especially for your location. It's just branding then? And you're presumably not international?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Only for branding. Truckers and farmers are our biggest buyers. Not international just yet.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
And then wrote this crap to display your ago. Who are you fooling?
Almost every 18 year old would consider himself or herself smarter than most as long as they are straight out retarded.
You're making money, good for you. That doesn't excuse you from being so dense to the advise those people gave you in that thread and come out like an idiot.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Not sure how I'm displaying my ego, but whatever. And yeah you're right, most 18 year olds do consider their self smart. But usually the most they do with it is go to college.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
You displayed your ego here by trying to one-up everybody:
No. I mean most 18 year old (including myself) consider himself or herself smart is because they thought they have been through a lot already. Saw a lot of stories through their books, TV, internet, etc.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I'm not saying you are not smart yourself, but you have to agree that most 18 year olds are not smart. I only consider myself smart because I have been successful in my passion. I'm smart, yet there is thousands upon thousands of things I have not learned. It is a continuous journey, and I love to learn.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
Thanks.
That may be it, but I really can't see the
part given your attitude in that thread, where everybody was telling how your idea of moving out is not feasible without some adjustments.
1 Wowbagger1 2017-09-08
I appreciate you for summing up of your autism in one post. Tyvm
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
No problem. I appreciate you showing your true character by using "autism" like it is an insult.
1 Wowbagger1 2017-09-08
ok, /u/DarqWolff
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-08
You're proud of being autistic?
1 Lesmothian 2017-09-08
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I appreciate such an elaborate reply. I appreciate someone who can talk to me without namecalling or assuming my position (although you did once, I'm pushing that aside). Congratulations on your success, it is certainly impressive. But, this is the part where the "however" word comes in.
I'm not sure if you read my original post or not, but I came to Reddit to genuinely seek answers. I wanted to learn how to get a Visa to Norway. Instead, I have people hating me because of my income. All I wanted was help on how to get a Norway Visa. It turned into a discussion about my income. In the past 2 days, I have responded to over 200 comments. I cannot begun to count how many people insulted me because I considered myself successful even though I'm not bragging or namecalling. Nonetheless, it has brought out the worst in me. I believe you wrote your post off of less than 30 minutes of reading, when I have had 200+ haters in the last 2 days. Now that, is not fair. I do not believe you know my true character either. I could go on about all of my accomplishments of helping other people, but all I will get is another 200 haters. I ask that you understand my situation. And if you don't, I do not want to talk with you because I am fed up with all of this hate when I came here to simply learn. I love learning, bottom line. I came here to learn. Now I'm being hated on. So, please reconsider your remarks considering my situation.
Also, all of your stances. I would have to agree with all of them. Me and you are on the same page when it comes to mankind and everything around it. I study lots of philosophy, and I would be very much interested in hearing your POV on some things. If I gave you one word, "energy", what would your thoughts on it be?
Again, I appreciate your reply. It was a great read, and I was able to agree with you quite easily. Unfortunately, I don't think you had a good read on my situation. Also, I am genuinely interested in your philosophy knowledge because I am very philosophy oriented myself.
1 Lesmothian 2017-09-08
😚👌
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
That's it?
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-08
that elaborate response you found so intriguing is a copy pasta.
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-08
So, how did that pasta taste?
1 JewDrunk 2017-09-08
Do you actually not recognize a stale copy pasta?
1 wisty 2017-09-08
Oh thank fuck that's copypasta - https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/2ivvs7/whats_the_origin_of_this_copypasta_was_it_written/?st=j7cm19vc&sh=5d949fb0
1 ArchangelleLovesRape 2017-09-08
That's okay, all the other 18 year olds do too.
You're the only one who thinks so.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Believe what you want, I don't need to prove myself to anyone.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-08
So you're a homeless douche? WTF kind of statement is that I wear steel toe boots every day please give me your fucking analysis of my douchery.
1 SloppyLogician 2017-09-08
I like how this thread fades out with a nice bit of social awkwardness.
1 SpeedsNfeeds 2017-09-08
reading that made my dick shrink up inside me
1 ArchangelleLovesRape 2017-09-08
That must've been quite the quarter-inch journey.
1 SpeedsNfeeds 2017-09-08
I took a journey through your mom's various holes last night faggot
1 EmperorAcinonyx 2017-09-08
got em
1 ineedmorealts 2017-09-08
That must've been quite the quarter-inch journey.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-08
I'll have you know my mom's holes are quite firm and narrow thank you very much
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-08
Rely
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-08
He's got to be fucking kidding, I wish you fuck Bois would stop making alt accounts and trolling me.
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-08
Let's just say u/jaroffireflies has a lot of patience...
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-08
I certainly do.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-08
All of his post reek of someone on the spectrum
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
Will you look at that.
Holy shit. This kid is retarded.
I like this reply to him:
hah, burned.
1 trecht 2017-09-08
America is such a racist shithole omfg
1 sethstorm 2017-09-08
Norway and Sweden would be a large step down.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-08
what even is that guy
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-08
Autistic
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
u/jewdrunk u/wow___justwow I assumed it was, but I'm tired of the drama and I'm not one to pull the "no you didn't". Maybe some of the people here can learn something by my reply though.
u/pepperglue The past 200 comments have not been about my immigration, but my money sadly.
1 elfa82 2017-09-08
Hey dumbass, reply to actual comments so we know what the fuck you are talking about. Thanks
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
It would take me hours to do that considering I get a 10 minute timeout each comment. Thanks for the compliment though.
1 elfa82 2017-09-08
/u/zachums /u/oxus007 /u/riemann1413 pls help us all
1 Zachums 2017-09-08
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1 Zachums 2017-09-08
Fantastic.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Okay good. Won't be on this r/drama for no longer than this thread needs of me.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
They're not talking about your money, they are talking about no matter how much you make, your business is not going to qualify to be the ground for a visa because you are missing something.
Go argue with Norway, instead of that thread if you really think your career option should be qualified.
You are the one brought up money first in that thread, and repeatedly argue how money should talk (funny coming from the person who thinks the government should not serve the interest of the rich), but are unable to understand there are rigid rules for immigration.
Like u/EarnestNoMeta said in that thread:
Those people in the thread are being very patient with you, and you refuse to even consider what they have to say.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
I think it's funny how you think I'm some rich kid too. I literally make over $100k a year, I am still 90% away from becoming a millionaire. There are millions who make more than me.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
I don't think you're rich, I just think you are well-off. Your attitude certainly comes in the feeling that you think you're something though, given the "money talks" parade in that thread.
That still puts you ahead of hundreds, if not thousands, of people in the United States.
Oops I am so sorry. I am talking about your money, like the others. Let's go back to the topic of immigration.
Go talk to the Norwegian, Swedish, or any government's immigration agency to get a clearer picture. Nothing is clearly going through you, so I hope some authority figure could give you a definite answer.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Not talking to any agencies anytime soon. If you actually read throughout the whole thread, you would know that I am not going to apply until I am fluent in Norwegian.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-08
Then keep dreaming.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Dreaming of? Learning Norwegian? I'm doing it right now.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-08
Lol no you don't.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-08
We don't think you're rich. We think your parents are
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lol yup they are filthy rich! My dad drives a beat up truck and my mom has a relatively new Mazda. Our house is huge! It is under 2,000 square feet and my parents pay an astonishing $1,500 a month for it! We go on vacations ALL the time! Our last vacation was back in Christmas of 2016! You should see my shoe collection man! I have two shoes. We only eat the best food there is - Taco Bell is great! Yes, my parents are FILTHY rich. Heck - we even buy name brand water, Great Value!
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-08
Suuuuuure kid
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Suuuuuure
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-08
If he's of german heritage and can prove it, he can get german citizenship. I looked into it and I could get german citizenship bc my daddy's family got fucked by the nazis and left in the 1940s. But I don't want to because they have a kebab infestation and the anti-semitism is growing.
1 Combative_Douche 2017-09-08
oof
1 Sjarmtrollet 2017-09-08
/u/tranquilschizo Don't fucking come to Norway, you bussy pirate.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Lol!
1 Sjarmtrollet 2017-09-08
I'm serious. We don't need more semi-NEET teenagers squatting like literal rats because public functions are unavailable to them.
1 tranquilschizo 2017-09-08
Baha!
1 SovietWarfare 2017-09-08
Why not just pretend to be from a place with the religion of peace of Africa? They love those guys.
1 bigblackkittie 2017-09-08
lmfao
1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-09-08
America's not sending their best here.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-08
!redditsilver
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2017-09-08
mfw