And now the r/ChapoTrapHouse boys are SPREADING COMMIE PROPAGANDA ON R/GAMING CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!? - With a now non-np link!

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I can't wait for CTH to be branded the face of the new left. It's already happening with all the mainstream press they've been getting.

A group of white, bearded, incredibly fat, incredibly rich transplants in Brooklyn who call people 'gay', use slurs against the disabled, and literally had PoC evicted so they could live in a cool neighborhood.. It's a great example of the modern left.

I don't doubt what you're saying but give proofs pls

I'm not a Gamer-American, but even I know Brooklyn got heavily gentrified.

He is right. Felix is the CEO of the racism factory and kicked all black people out.

oh jeez I've been memed

are we still doing "username relevant?"

we never did that, take that shit to the defsults

I just want shit to read tbh.

My guess is they're referring to the dreaded "gentrification." Let me tell you something about that, there was a neighborhood in my city that 10 years ago people walked in there to get shot, now doctors live there. People bitch because they can't afford to live there anymore, but it was a warzone! It sucks for the honest people who have to move, but people not getting shot anymore is progress, that's all there is to it.

The people that made it a warzone just move to another neighborhood and make that a warzone. Shit seems like a cycle. Nice area -> people age out/move out ->property value falls -> lower class people move in -> crime increases -> city invests in area -> young middle class people move in ->nice neighborhood.

Yep. On a macro level this happened with Katrina. Katrina forced all the gangbangers out of NOLA, then Houston had a surge of violent crime suspiciously right after the refugees arrived. What's going to happen now that Harvey has flushed them all out

Go to Austin?

Probably San Antonio. Lower cost of living

A lot of them are coming to Dallas I heard. South Dallas is already poor, though.

CTH aren't "racists", despite what /pol/tards would have you believe.

The amount the people want them to be though is astoundingly hilarious.

Joe Prince, a black man, said the n-word on the show and tons of people tried to peg it onto the white boys, lol.

He didn't mention (((the noid)))

I'm Jewish and can confirm that the Noid is also Jewish.

Fuck you, the Noid is well known to be a Zoroastrian

There's a theory that Zoroaster and Abraham were the same person, so it could be both.

avoid the goize

BUT HE DiDN'T SOUND BLACK!?

you're a retard if you think /pol/ wouldn't call themselves racists.

Some of the same idiots that think single payer healthcare is racist.

but why do you hate the global poor???

How does the internet's #1 source for the new hip racism oppose Chapo for being too racist??

They're only the face of the left to people who aren't in the left.

Not an argument.

delet your comment and your account and then your life

why do you have these on your pc

Why can I see my reflection on your cerebral cortex?

fuck him up, wolfy

Fuck that's good lol

God damn dude

But you can’t see his brain...

(((I think you meant scalp, but if I type inside these you can’t see it because it’s too antisemetic)))

how many thousands of hours of videogaming do you have logged

at least 4

Scrub

Why don't YOU

/r/drama is not the place for kinkshaming, friend.

Thank u.

horrifying

white, bearded, incredibly fat, incredibly rich transplants

How dare you disrespect our beautiful boy Felix like that.

somehow it looks like his face has a speech impediment.

You can drop the ableism while in this sub, thanks.

Never knew Felix was a cat, explains the name though. Who's his human friend in the photo?

I have a huge crush on Felix. Love That Boy.

and literally had PoC evicted so they could live in a cool neighborhood.

wait idk about this part. are you really blaming them for gentrification? you're reaching tbh

LITERALLY.

No, I helped Felix literally stuff poc in trash cans after he taught me the truth about Syria.

thank you for supporting our troops

o7

Park Slope was gentrified in like the 90s lmao

are you really blaming them for gentrification? you're reaching tbh

You mean to tell me that radical centrists resort to intellectual dishonesty and lying to make their point? Color me shocked!

Ever been to SF?

no because i'm a relatively normal person

Every I witness the bizarre behavior of Chapo and their fans, like raiding gaming subreddits to try and "radicalize" people, I realize this is the caliber of communist neckbeard we're dealing with and it all makes sense.

which political group has exclusively beautiful people again?

Dude might actually be beautiful if he shaved his neckbeard, lost weight, and didn't take his photos staring agape looking like a lobotomized mouthbreather. That face has potential.

Weight problem at least would be fixed if he actually did some labour and became a worker instead of just LARPing as one on a communist podcast.

Talk shit post fit

Anyway, young Eugene Debs ❤️💖💕

>Assuming that's not my fetish.

What are the odds this dude is a projecting lardass ^

Goes without saying he's larping as a not large person.

extremely rude to insult the appearance of the maoist-third worldist failson

Yes but on the inside he would still be tarded.

There are none, that's why I'm starting my own.

Step one: gas the uggos.

You first lmao

Nah I'm a Chad

dat bussy tho

Neoliberals have Macron and Trudeau and all of those pop stars Hilldawg dragged up to help her campaign.

Macron and Trudeau are basic binches.

I actually think Trudeau is pretty dreamy, but Macrons face looks like a slice of white bread.

Macron's head looks like a pear with a widow's peak, if you ask me.

merkel

Macron is disgusting.

Rich people, because they can pay to do so. Look at Mitt Romney, that guy doesn't look 70 at all

You don't have to be rich to be healthy, stay fit, and get regular botox injections.

But it helps a lot. You can afford to have Botox injections, you can buy personal trainers and other things that help with motivation, etc. You can do that stuff when you're not rich, but it's incredibly easy if you are

Seize the means of botulism production!

yeah you do

rich or a whore

The Bolsheviks had some lookers. Young Stalin was nice in a pretty boy way, and Lenin has that "mature authoritative lover" look to him.

Too bad about the generic ugly Jewish intellectual look most of them had. Older Stalin replaced them with angry older guys, which isn't really much better.

horrifying

I'd let him seize my means of reproduction.

this sub just doesn't appreciate a good largeson

They all need to lighten up and let me give them a good pegging.

o7

o7

girl bussy

it's called a gussy you fucking idiot. "girl boy pussy"? are you fucking dumb?

Boy gussy.

Why are communists always so brutally ugly? Do all the Chads and Stacys get gulag'd?

A system that essentially promotes a "redo" on life and eliminates meritocracy is attractive to losers.

Because libertarians, who love meritocracy most of all, are all beautiful success/win business owners

I don't know what this is and I refuse to find out about it

One of his screeds about age of consent.

Only on lowering the age of consent for young boys.

This is why we offer you degenerates a redo on life.

fuck off ugly

Do you need a safe space?

nah im not you lmao

I thought you guys were supposed to be good at this

unironically being a commie in 2017

not the most degenerate thing about you

mfw

degenerate

careful comrade, you're letting your mask slip

implying "Late Victorian" people were capitalists and actual communists weren't communist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

If you've been paying attention, at no point have I denied that communists killed a lot of people, now ANSWER FOR CAPITAL'S CRIMES

at no point have I denied that communists killed a lot of people

You absolutely have.

now ANSWER FOR CAPITAL'S CRIMES

I don't need to reply to the inventions of a long-discredited Marxist. Certainly don't if you don't have to reply for the crimes of communism.

Communists killed a lot of people but capitalism will kill the planet, I am comfortable in my moral superiority here

"My prediction is more important than the reality of communist crimes!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

Mass killings under Communist regimes

Mass killings occurred under some Communist regimes during the twentieth century. Estimates of the death toll vary widely, depending on the methodology used. Scholarship focuses on the causes of mass killings in single societies, though some claims of common causes for mass killings have been made. Some higher estimates of mass killings include not only mass murders or executions that took place during the elimination of political opponents, civil wars, terror campaigns, and land reforms, but also lives lost due to war, famine, disease, and exhaustion in labor camps.


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imagine thinking that repeatedly linking this wikipedia article can defeat the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism

"Historical Materialism wasn't debunked in the 1950s and 60s"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

Its almost like a shitty American education can lead to a generation of complete fucking morons who think Socialism and Communism are the Totally The Same Thing and "Scary Russia STUF!!!1!1"

you are either u/Janvs alt or have no life for real. i suppose you could be both.

No, we're all PK's alts.

i ThOuGhT u GuYs WeRe SuPoSeD tO bE gOoD aT tHiS

whats ur point faggot? is that a pic of u? u look like a bitch

that ur boyfriend?

sexy

Thank u.

The difference is, in a beauty contest, libertarians would pay to see cutest bussy of greatest merit, while commies would throw it in the gulag for being too asian like a bunch of fags.

Meritocracy is catnip for vengeful dweebs who fantasize about going to their high school reunions in helicopters

Most of these dweebs die alone

Everyone dies alone.

You say 'eliminate' like there already was one.

stalin was hot af tho

Counterpoint: Every rose emoji sweetie

*sweaty

i did some frantic googling, does DSA take women now?

Virgin Stalin Chad Hitler

I did a Google image search for ‘hot commies’ and the first result was John McCain eating a sandwich.

Are you PK's new account?

Yeah.

everyone is my alt

This is my favorite meme.

Wew lad

How dare you attack my round adult son. He is an learning boy.

I am 100% sure anyone who is online and posting about politics is ugly.

Can confirm, my brother is a model. I convinced him Trump was a Democrat so he would vote Republican. We also live in the Midwest so I am the reason Trump won pretty much

They used the picture again lmao

Makes sense to disregard everything he has to say because he's moderately overweight and has a beard and posts pithy tweets. If anyone took the time to listen to him they definitely wouldn't find him to be exceptionally articulate and well-read.

I disregard everything he has to say because he's a commietard, mocking the appearance of the noble proletariat revolutionary is just for fun.

Ah dang I didn't know he was a commietard

Not everyone is enough of a galaxy brain to figure out a man behind a commie podcast is a commie I guess, but you learn something new every day.

exceptionally articulate and well-read.

Dats racist

Are they satire?

He thinks the monkey's the Sultan.

If you ask the left to describe the alt right, they'll tell you the exact same thing

It's because both of these groups are people who spend far too much time arguing with people on the internet.

Case in point this fucking thread lmao

Why do all the something awful political twitterpeople have the same unfunny meme lingo

Why were you always the last kid picked in kickball?

They're tankies so they're helping the right by existing

CTH being tankies... galaxy brain take

What the fuck is a galaxy brain?

The ball bearing rolling around in your skull.

One step above expanding brain and one step below universe brain.

And they say the left can't meme

Mass killings under Communist regimes

Mass killings occurred under some Communist regimes during the twentieth century. Estimates of the death toll vary widely, depending on the methodology used. Scholarship focuses on the causes of mass killings in single societies, though some claims of common causes for mass killings have been made. Some higher estimates of mass killings include not only mass murders or executions that took place during the elimination of political opponents, civil wars, terror campaigns, and land reforms, but also lives lost due to war, famine, disease, and exhaustion in labor camps.


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Sounding or urethral sounding is the medical use of probes called sounds to increase the inner diameter of the urethra and to locate obstructions in it. Sounds are also used to stretch the urethra in order to receive genital piercing.

Urethral sounding and urethral play are also used to refer to this practice in a sexual context.

Urethral play can involve the introduction of either soft or rigid items into the meatus of the penis (as well as farther in).


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Mass killings under Communist regimes

Mass killings occurred under some Communist regimes during the twentieth century. Estimates of the death toll vary widely, depending on the methodology used. Scholarship focuses on the causes of mass killings in single societies, though some claims of common causes for mass killings have been made. Some higher estimates of mass killings include not only mass murders or executions that took place during the elimination of political opponents, civil wars, terror campaigns, and land reforms, but also lives lost due to war, famine, disease, and exhaustion in labor camps.


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They deserved, tbqh.

Mass killings under Communist regimes

Mass killings occurred under some Communist regimes during the twentieth century. Estimates of the death toll vary widely, depending on the methodology used. Scholarship focuses on the causes of mass killings in single societies, though some claims of common causes for mass killings have been made. Some higher estimates of mass killings include not only mass murders or executions that took place during the elimination of political opponents, civil wars, terror campaigns, and land reforms, but also lives lost due to war, famine, disease, and exhaustion in labor camps.


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Get over it.

the holocaust and other terrible things about nazi ideology make it worthless, but not communism!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

Guys I think he's sad he missed his chance.

Hey, it's hard to tell specific forms of retardation apart.

lol I referenced a meme when mentioning politics.

This is "Pokémon Go to the Polls" levels of cringe here.

Turn your monitor on.

I didn't pay 10.99 neetbux so I don't get this reference. Could you possible compare Chillary Clinton to a Harry Potter character and Dolan Trump to Darth Vader so I can get it?

Monitors are reflective, like Darth Vader's signature helmet.

Normally people just say look at a mirror? Are you so culturally stunted that everything revolves around computers/bideo games ?

Turns and winks knowingly to the camera

laugh track

post your real face doing that right now Jim Halpert style. We can get a "faces of Chapo" thread going. Although, tbh probably would look similar to the "faces of atheism" one.

Turn your monitor off to see my latest work, Faces of Mad

no u

Fuck yes.

Memes being out of place on Reddit

Being so empty emotionally that all you do is post ironic memes that other failsons like yourself can laugh at.

"wow this is just like real social interaction".

Being called emotionally empty by an r/Drama slug is actually the height of ironic comedy. Well done, sir o7

Glass houses , mr. I give my tendie money to some dirtbags.

I'm sorry your mom cucked your limp wristed dad for the poolboy.

Amazing. You can even have the CHUD vocab to show me how not meme-based and original your sense of humor is.

Implying this isn't meta level commentary humor.

Implying I care enough to effort post now that I'm off work from Shariablue.

Trash boys aren't worth the effort. Y'all just want to pick apart everything else ironically in the corner.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>being visibly upset at a meme reference

Dude nihilism LMAO

No, your brain is just blasting out of its skull with the heat of your takes.

so wait do they like NK or no

Very no

Chapo are tankies lmao

lol, tankies would be furious if they saw you post that.

Maybe I'm a idiot but... I still can't tell if /u/Maoist_Into_Metal is underappreciated sarcasm or actually tankie. It's a thin line

I miss him either way.

I've been thoroughly enjoying going through his profile

Now just hypothetically if we were to tar and feather Sam Harris and tie him up, hanging upside down from a lamppost - just for a couple days - would this really be a significant net negative for society? Doubtful. In fact, many people can very easily argue that it would actually benefit society; the public shaming of bad ideas, the sharp warning to other pompous pseudo-intellectuals, and of course the sheer entertainment factor. Rationally it seems very hard to make a case against this scenario.

Tankies are upset about anything that doesn't involve bread lines, starving Ukranians or liquidating kulaks.

lmao you are stupid as fuck dude

is it illegal to be this retarded? it should be

I would expect no better from you

Nah they're tankies

<<<<<<ANYONE LEFT OF BERNIE SANDERS IS A TANKIE>>>>>>

(i am a certified brain genious)

Why do you care so much about pretending that these tankies aren't tankies?

words have meanings

Yeah but tankie is a fun word to use, I don't want to be forced to only call supporters of the crushing of the 1956 Hungarian revolution tankies. How else am I supposed to trigger MLs and MLMs?

Yes, that's why I called them tankies

Because they are

Actually you're a tankie, using my own private definition of the word. Tankie is someone I think is a moron now.

No CTH are tankies

You're not welcome at /r/anarchism, are you a tankie?

Yes

sorry but facts don't care about your feefees

That's an alt-right term, stop being a bigot tankie

What am do tankie mean

it mean one who tanks

define tankie in your own words no cheating

I've seen "tankie" used correctly one time on this sub, and this...well, this isn't that time.

Have you noticed CTH in this thread?

A group of white, (((bearded))), incredibly fat, incredibly rich (((transplants))) in (((Brooklyn))) who call people 'gay', use slurs against the disabled, and literally had PoC evicted so they could live in a cool neighborhood. It's a great example of the modern left: rich white racists who crave status above all else.

Stop with the antisemitism please.

It's funny how this comment could also be from a butthurt redkahina type twitter tankie without changing much of anything

wtf I love CTH now

hate to break it to you, but /r/drama threads are considered to lie outside the MSM

At least they never owned slaves like Hillary.

If gamers had a milligram of sense they'd see how the plagues of the video game industry where pezzonovantes gouge every last dime with microtransactions aren't just limited to video games. Corporations fixed gambling first. They're doing it now for video games. Lot of money involved in that shit.

If 21st century socialism was about ethics in microtransactions Bernie would have won

agreed

>implying he's not playing the long game

Well, we have to radicalize all the failsons of the internet, and gamers are rip for revolution.

hell yeah bitch and its very good.

hell yeah

hell yeah binch

> ilikehillaryclinton

Butwhy.gif

irony my dude

Saw you laying the smackdown at r/JP and knew from the name you were a Gray Wolf

I'm doing the Lord's work

Hell yeah

Hell yeah, my bitch.

hell yeah dude fist bump me

no.

damn

name one (1) example of a funny leftist meme from reddit

memes, suck, it is all about shitposts.

Haven't you kids ever done something that made you look like a corncob? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then! But even the powerful Wario gets into some embarrassing situations in the posts! I eat too much and get all chubby, a bee stings my face and makes it swell like a balloon, my body catches fire, and all kinds of other bad things happen to me!! But I'm a tough large adult son, so I keep coming back for more! You wimps could learn something from me!

acute irony poisoning

you should be above trying to appropriate neoliberal memes gaybo

Hmmmmmmmmmm sure shifting the goalpost there buddy...

wow nice ad hominominimaphone

CTHfags should know better than anyone that liberals count as Nazis

Got me there, even though the political spectrum flipped somewhere after Vietnam when liberals became conservatives and conservatives became liberals. Wouldn't that mean that driving right or left is generally inconsequential, since the Nazis ended up flipping sides anyway? :^)

everyone except for me is a Nazi tbh

excuse me this is a family-friendly subreddit

How is it 2017, after so many porn versions, that no-one's drawn r34 of Alunya being gang-raped by Falange soldiers yet? I've been waiting years for my fetish.

I'll send pencils and papers for you to practice in gulag.

Me

.>taking memes seriously on the internet

Shiggitydiggity.jpg

brocialists

name one (1) example of a funny meme from reddit

exactly my good sir

Colby 2012

Wanting people to be paid fairly for their work and to have freedom to create without being crushed by the relentless pursuit of profit is indeed extremely evil.

We all know that's how communism always ends up too. Never ends as a bloody authoritarian dictatorship. Always works.

Never

Failed. butwhenitdoesit'snottruecommunism

I didn't give you permission to post my picture, delete this

Wait, this isn't one of the three Chapo guys after a shave?

You sure?

You've been cobbed, my bitch.

Fucking @ me binch

You want sum fuk?

As opposed to capitalism, which has never resulted in brutal authoritarian regimes and mass murder and imperialism and genocide and slavery and...

Exactly Comrade. As loyal party members you and I shall lead the march to turn the US into the first true communist nation. Power to the people andalittlebitmorepowerandequalitytotheloyalpartymemberslikeus.

See, and that's why you shouldn't run a government: your first thought is enriching and empowering yourself.

That's all communist governments ever.

That's not true at all. I'd be happy to share some literature with you on the virtues of real what a real communist government will look like. You just stand in front of that wall for a minute while I prepare them...

shooting each other to own the libs commies

I for one would be EXTREMELY owned if you guys turned on each other Stalin style.

Change your diaper.

hot and original take there friendo

Um I live in the imperial capital. I can tell you we are very well-off, we have much wealth and freedom, more than those communists. And I assure you none of our riches are the results of killing millions of Natives, blacks, Koreans, Indochinese, Indonesians, Iraqis, and other lesser peoples who we've tried in vain to help. It is our ingenuity, resourcefulness, and superior skull-shapes that have endowed us with great material and spiritual success.

Whataboutism

Whataboutism (also known as whataboutery) is a variant of the tu quoque logical fallacy that attempts to discredit an opponent's position by charging them with hypocrisy without directly refuting or disproving their argument, which is particularly associated with Soviet and Russian propaganda. When criticisms were leveled at the Soviet Union, the Soviet response would be "What about..." followed by an event in the Western world.

The term "whataboutery" has been used in British English since the period of The Troubles conflict in Northern Ireland. Lexicographers date the first appearance of the variant whataboutism to the 1990s, while other historians state that during the Cold War Western officials referred to the Soviet propaganda strategy by that term.


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Oh no not a Wikipedia link, I am undone!

Killing gamers is one of the best things communism has to offer

I actively support the suppression of gamer americans

No reason to stop at America tbh.

GAMERCIDE

My band, we have a demo

I'm gonna spend $50 opening crates on Rocket League. Thanks for reminding me

Spending money to own the libs

big if true

Large, if son.

GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU PLZ NSFW WHEN YOU POST THIS... baby.

Sorry, baby.

I can only hope this is the thing that gets me fired.

Keep me updated.

Lol we just got told on for talking too sexy. I want to fuck you

I'm all yours.

the discreet charm of the proletariat

Was wondering when PK would make his entrance.

someone was uncontrollably ranting about me being a pedophile sycophant in the other thread so i showed up yo

"Friday."

yeah basically

Not safe for the bourgeoisie

user reports: 1: sex negativity

user reports: 1: mansplaining

Shit, I'll try and do better.

Delet this

Suck my big, black rubber dick you bourgeois chud.

Your lil dick slightly moves at the sight of female authority and you have to piss your pants about it.

female authority

So that's what we call that.

Call it whatever you want, tbh. As long as you let me peg you and walk you around the gulag on a leash we can be friends.

The only purple cock my ass deserves is from /u/Zachums, tbqhwu fam.

It's a very satisfying pink, tyvm

It gon be purple after tonite, bb. 😘

Having sex with grape jelly is my jam lmao get it

Coming for that virtual toothbrush baby

Have you considered buying some more ammunition at the fort? Or maybe you need a new axle?

the fuck is a virtual toothbrush

It's the only kind gamers will ever use

Is this satire? What are the means of game production and how do you seize and give them to gamers? By fucking brain transplants or what?

I mean, I'm all for erasing all the useless gamers' minds and using their bodies as hosts for game programmers' consciousnesses, but technology isn't quite there yet.

commies love saying "seize the means of production" literally whenever possible, its pretty much all they say. Well that and "not true communism."

Seize the means of production.

the ussr wasnt true communism

Wtf I love our snarky commies now

seize the memes of production

Ah, so you've learned of the world anarcho-transhumanism.

Was not panning on becoming incredibly horny this early.

I can be your anarcho-transhumanist political ideology catgirl. ;')

Brb, changing out these soaking wet panties.

Is this a real thing or.....

Probably dying soon so....

If Political Ideology Catgirl drew it, it is real.

Wtf I love transhumanism now

I never knew how much I wanted this interaction.

Desk abor + factory labor = game production

Gamers have desks, what they are missing is brains.

Tru

What are the means of game production and how do you seize and give them to gamers?

Slavery, duh.

you're first. make me a platformer before noon and I'll let you peg me

ideology is a meme

Is this satire? What are the means of game production and how do you seize and give them to gamers?

We get old Starcraft sprites for free from Blizzard

Uh mostly offices with computers in them you numpty

Gamers already have rooms with computers in them.

Not a means of production

A computer in a room is a computer in a room regardless if that room is an office or not. It, by itself, is equally suited for producing videogames, so something else must be missing.

It is not a production facility dedicated to producing games

Not with that attitude, it's not. Literally.

So, in case you lost the plot, we are back to the question of what the fuck does "seizing the means of production" means in case of game development. Gamers already own computers, rooms, etc, what's missing is skill and will, and I'm not sure seizing those is supposed to work.

If you hitch your metaphorical ox to the yoke of capitalism, sometimes you need to float the wagon of personal earnings across the river of predatory business practices

/u/CucksLoveTrump, you fucking excelled yourself here.

yeah seriously grandpa, some of the best work of your career

Thank y'all. I have a flash of brilliance every now and then in between the creeping dementia

Still not convinced your brain isn't entirely composed of melted wax.

Climb the mountain of conflict

We're resting three nights at the Fort of Welfare

Nazi Julie Andrews is fording the river of politics

claim to be rational and logical Freakouts over women Ghostbusters 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

Those freakouts must have come from actual ghosts because I don't recall that actually happening fam

why are they incapable of memeing with even the most basic competency?

Cause they didn't spend the last 10 years in their parents basement perfecting the art like y'all

memes are literally the only valid form of human expression

that's why the right are definitely smart well informed adults and not retarded manbaby NEETs

y'all

reported

user reports:
1: they said y'all

That is a war crime.

Imagine being this unaware of your own lissencephaly.

apologies in advance for seriousposting but I think its because they are primarily fans of a podcast, and therefore approach memes as a way to display their fandom rather than to make funny jokes on the internet.

I mean most of their memes are just them repeating stuff someone said once on the podcast.

Words copied from fat brooklyn bourgeois yelling about the bourgeois is a thing that people who go outside say in 2017

1) Because they make artificial meme to serve some purpose other than being funny

2) Alot of left memes attempts are done by astroturfers, or otherwise in a boardroom setting.

3) Most genuinely funny humor would be considered offensive in some way to the left, and safe humor sucks.

Basically, the organic, funny nature of meme's is just incompatible with the left, they're just not open minded enough to pull it off.

The fact that redditors think that real-world political ideologies can be best defined by the largest representative subreddits explains a lot about the discourse here.

/u/Janvs So people shouldn't judge your ideology by the fact that people following it happen to be wankers.

That's a tough sell though.

LateStageCapitalism is a subreddit for posting memes and it is moderately friendly to tankies, it's not like pro-DPRK propaganda ends up at the top of all.

I love how endlessly tolerant of racism and sexism redditors are but a few dumbasses post pro-communist nonsense and they lose their shit.

I love how endlessly tolerant of racism and sexism redditors are but a few dumbasses post pro-communist nonsense and they lose their shit.

Yeah but when you say "racism and sexism" you probably mean micro aggressoions. It's not like "gas the kikes" would regularly get upvoted on a main sub.

Yeah but when you say "racism and sexism" you probably mean micro aggressoions

Yes, I am a delicate tumblrina and I am triggered by minor things on a daily basis

That's the first step on the journey to healing.

If you weren't you wouldn't be bitching about racism on the internet.

the only real racism is racism against white people, am I right friends?

Nah, it's black people getting shot for pointing guns at cops, that's the real racism.

The fact that redditors think that real-world political ideologies can be best defined by the largest representative subreddits explains a lot about the discourse here.

I totally agree, we should judge Communism by it's representative states, like North Korea.

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I love that a bunch of stupid leftists losers finance these fat edgy tankie faggots to be able to live extremely comfortably.

Or when they come into other subs and use their in words and slang that people who don't listen to some stupid commie podcast don't understand and think of it as some kind of win lolll.

HEY SMOOTH BRAIN FAILSONS THE DIRTBAG LEFT IS HERE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT WE ARENT YOUR AVERAGE LEFTISTS WE SAY GAY AND ARE SO GOOD AT TOTALLY ROASTING PEOPLE

HEY SMOOTH BRAIN FAILSONS THE DIRTBAG LEFT IS HERE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT WE ARENT YOUR AVERAGE LEFTISTS WE SAY GAY AND ARE SO GOOD AT TOTALLY ROASTING PEOPLE

tbf this is what we sound like

Everyone sounds like something if you think about it.

its literally exactly what you sound like; deal with it.

I agree.

Lmao, you are extremely red and mad online.

He ended it with lol to make it seem like he wasn't furious

Brainlets, when will they learn?

i just really wish i could be a comrade

That just makes me a degenerate, not mad.

aren't all commies degenerates plus at least a little bit / a lot mad about certain hands they have been dealt in life.

It would be a little funny in that it gets a rise out of people but they're just so fucking boring. Watch as they call you "mad online" or say something about red, naked diapers or corncobs or some other irony twitter shit to try to distract from the fact that they are 100% Online and 100% furious 100% of the time.

It's somehow even more retarded than the constant shitposting in here about bussy and mayocide and zozzles.

lol ye the person who called me mad commented in this thread like 100 times.

They love making fun of people who get worked up about inconsequential bullshit Online, which is good for a laugh most of the time.

Meanwhile, rose twitter spent a solid month furiousposting because the DSA (the definition of Online-only inconsequential bullshit) elected a delegate who was the wrong kind of labor organizer.

Or when they come into other subs and use their in words and slang that people who don't listen to some stupid commie podcast don't understand and think of it as some kind of win lolll.

Bernie would have won.

HEY SMOOTH BRAIN FAILSONS THE DIRTBAG LEFT IS HERE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT WE ARENT YOUR AVERAGE LEFTISTS WE SAY GAY AND ARE SO GOOD AT TOTALLY ROASTING PEOPLE

Was that suppose to be irony?

no way comrade

20% of that sub is online right now. lol. Really living up to NEET status.

hell yeah baby posting all day every day

  • painfully shit meme with a dead, irrelevant template

  • nerds getting offended by college commies like it's 1957

  • shitty abstract political argument with no stakes that i can't avoid the humiliation of getting involved in

  • people blaming real-world problems on subreddits

100/100, all the elements are there except PK

I won't be too surprised if american communists will mostly obtain their agenda because of pay to win micro transaction games.

Wanting people to be paid fairly for their work and to have freedom to create without being crushed by the relentless pursuit of profit is indeed extremely evil.

/u/Janvs, if you just put the word "Jewish" between "relentless" and "pursuit" then suddenly you're defending Nazism.

Uh

And if you replace profit with little girls, suddenly they're pedo rapists. That's just common sense, really.

Can any communists explain how making and playing video games would work in a communist society. I'm really on the fence about this whole communism thing and this would really make my decision easier.

Everything would work on their passion projects and not have to worry about rent and no one would have to make "Clash of War: Battle Siege" and cram it full of micro transactions to keep the lights on

Hm. Interesting

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Under capitalism distribution of software is done on the basis on extraction of profit, as of such corporation it optimises its product in order to maximise exchange value instead of use value. Out of this contradiction malicious DLC practices, P2P systems and a whole load of other annoyances arise (publishers rushing out bug ridden games etc).

Under Socialism production and distribution happens according to use. As of such the socialist cooperative aims produce the game to satisfy it's original intent instead of profit.

Now the Socialist cooperative receives it's productive capital from society as a whole, and therefore it's product pricing aims to satisfy society as a whole, not just the people capable of putting down 60 bucks for an 15 hour game.

>#gamercommunism

This is like a new level of virginity

All commies are subhumans who should be gulaged

a literal, unironic monarchist

Rev up the helicopters. Time to show them the dankest meme of all is murder.

Edgy.

As if you're anywhere near affording a helicopter while posting in /r/drama

Once you've liberated yourself from the yoke of capital, you reach the true englightment that can only come once you've experienced hallucinations because you're starving to death

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my dude

confirmed mouth-breather

This Rules Actually

TF is /r/ChapoTrapHouse anyway? Is this just Bernie Bros attempt at replicating /r/The_Donald? Sort of irreverent communists?