How To Exploit Cancer For Karma

48  2017-09-09 by GoodVSHero

26 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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u/Riptidecharger

LOL

u/locuester is also a retard poster

Oh the irony. Mr SJW is just a karma whore.

Gratz on that sweet sweet internet drama sub you moderate. Keep fighting the good fight.

lol, I was about to tell you "wrong person", but I checked if I mod any subs. Sure enough, somehow I'm a mod of /r/internetdrama! No clue when or where that came from. Love it! Looks like some dead sub from 5+ years ago? I don't recall it. I do remember /r/alismom now. HA!

Cheers!

you know the whole "im such a 100% cheery person!!" thing just makes people think you're a weird detached robot right

Huh

good bot

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that locuester is not a bot.


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damn

If /u/riptidecharger hadn't exploited that girl's cancer for karma, you wouldn't have been able to exploit the ensuing drama for karma. You are disgusting people, and should upvote me.

haha i was gonna post

and now im profiting karma from his misfortune

thus, continuing the cycle♻️

If /u/GoodVSHero hadn't exploited that girl's cancer post for drama, you wouldn't have been able to exploit the top comment on his post for karma. You are all disgusting people, and should upvote me.

That reddit account is now worth at least $100.

Can you guys legit tell me why Reddit accounts would ever be worth money?

Advertisers, sweet sweet advertisers. Basically they will buy up an account that has a good deal of karma because then it is seen as more 'legit' and not just a brand new account hocking the latest movie or soft drink.

So like an account with my age on it with a ton of karma? That's funny.

How do you manage to average 500 karma a year? I make that at work shitposting here while waiting for my code to compile.

If there was a count on negative karma I'm sure it's pretty high

I've never been able to sell any of my accounts. I have ~10 accounts that are 4 years old with varying levels of karma and I thought I'd make a quick buck but the only response I ever got set off all the scam alarm bells and I'm 99% sure they were just going to take my account and refuse to payout.

cough bitcointalk marketplace

only the pharmaceutical companies are supposed to exploit cancer.

probably a bot-account that's supposed to be sold, and reposts inoffensive shit from the front page to gain karma and sell for more/look more legit. That's what I always assume with these accounts that only repost stuff from big subs without commenting or any "personality" to their posts.

I don't get it why is this little cancerette causing all this problem

From the link I thought it was going to be a picture of a dog or something

What I wonder is why /r/pics mods don't have the common decency to delete that attention whoring thread. Unless they actually did, I haven't checked, only read the "locked" comment.