direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Cwcville will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Sonichu Babies
Chris Chan said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of Sonic Pikachu hybrids who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Sonichubots inside you right now
Chris is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
He learned fluent Autism in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Chris. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sonichu
Barbara Chandler is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
Chris will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
I moved around on the internet and I have been hearing about him for a long time. There is nothing he can do that would surprise me. But you know, what you linked is the fake Chris Chan.
Man, that would seriously take hours of telling you directly. He has a problem of knowing when to keep shit to himself. /b/ tried to make him go insane by saying other people were the real Chris-Chan. It worked a little too good. There is seriously no way to paraphrase Chris-Chan. I can link to his ED page and a few videos about him and you would still not get the whole story.
Check this out. Basically every single thing that has happened to him, things he's said and done, have been thoroughly documented. His ridiculous comics and its characters have been analyzed to PHD-thesis-like levels.
You had JENAAAAAAY, some other persona whose name I forget who he had phone sex with about static shocking her clit, then someone around the Ian Brandon Anderson phase
Remember when one of the lead trolls in the CWC affair temporarily set the ~fanbase~ into panic mode when he got CWC to state he's actually normal, supports his parents, and played a long con?
He sure as shit managed to make the Incels look even more pathetic. When goddamn Chris-Chan can get laid before you then you need to just give up on life.
I think chrisers obsession with being a woman was his realization that if he was a cute girl all his autist stuff would have been either ignored or considered quirky and he would at least have a few male autist friends to bang, although maybe some of his stuff would be too strong for even Gussy to mask.
Fuck if I know. I looked at her Facebook. No one really comments on her pics, so I don't think it's real. She's pretty attractive minus the brows. Seems like she'd have more friends.
She lives near his town. I don't think they've actually met IRL. I really hope she (whoever she is) just uses her influence to help the poor bastard. Barbs is living on borrowed time at this point.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-09
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1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-09
I really enjoy knowing that some fucking turbo autist sat in his basement for atleast 2 years+ catfishing chris chan.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-09
Can I get a rundown on what this is about?
1 80BAIT08 2017-09-09
Search Chis Chan on Encyclopaedia Dramatica or Kiwi Farms. There is no quick rundown on this lolcow.
1 Lawd_Frieza 2017-09-09
Does the dramatica article have the images of the festering gash embedded there? Because I do not need to see that shit.
1 80BAIT08 2017-09-09
It does. It's one of the most revolting things I've seen.
1 grep_var_log 2017-09-09
rothschilds bow to Chris Chan
in contact with Sonichu
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
controls Virginia with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Cwcville will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Sonichu Babies
Chris Chan said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of Sonic Pikachu hybrids who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Sonichubots inside you right now
Chris is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
He learned fluent Autism in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Chris. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sonichu
Barbara Chandler is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
Chris will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
1 80BAIT08 2017-09-09
I see you've taken the Chan Pill.
1 siamesedeluxe 2017-09-09
Sonichuuu Babies, make their dreams come truuue
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-09
Fuck you for soiling my memories of Muppet Babies.
1 siamesedeluxe 2017-09-09
You have Chris to thank for that.
https://youtu.be/z97jTGz6y9U
1 captainpriapism 2017-09-09
kiwi farms exists because of him, pretty sure they just used to be a cwc wiki
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-09
Imagine the second coming of christ but christ is a "high functioning" autist.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-09
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Atimo3 2017-09-09
I would never take Chis Chan's name in vain
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-09
High functioning is pushing it. Medium functioning, perhaps.
1 a_normal_human 2017-09-09
"Technically functioning".
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
Watch dis
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-09
Tell me the truth, is this how this person really is or is it some kind of satire?
I'm 10 minutes in and I can't believe someone like this would be living unsupervised.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
He's always lived with his parents.
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-09
I can't believe I've never heard of this person.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
I only found out about him about a year ago. Through /drama of course.
1 icyhat 2017-09-09
I moved around on the internet and I have been hearing about him for a long time. There is nothing he can do that would surprise me. But you know, what you linked is the fake Chris Chan.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
I'm pretty sure it's legit. Regardless the quest is still over
1 icyhat 2017-09-09
Wow, you really are new to the whole Chris Chan thing.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
Chan-pill me fam
1 icyhat 2017-09-09
Man, that would seriously take hours of telling you directly. He has a problem of knowing when to keep shit to himself. /b/ tried to make him go insane by saying other people were the real Chris-Chan. It worked a little too good. There is seriously no way to paraphrase Chris-Chan. I can link to his ED page and a few videos about him and you would still not get the whole story.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Chris-chan
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbFWKPvktU
1 BussySundae 2017-09-09
How have you not watched Chris before and understood how this process all works?
Chris is in a temporary and scripted moment of euphoria, Chris is going to get trolled, if not by her then by himself.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
No shit. Dude said the Twitter account was fake. Of course I know she's a troll.
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-09
Next up you'll be telling us you've never heard of Jessie Slaughter?
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
I've never heard of Jessie slaughter
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-09
You dun goofed.
1 ShinyHitmonlee 2017-09-09
The consequences will never be the same.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-09
what the fuck who are you people
1 a_normal_human 2017-09-09
People who don't remember Boxxy, either, I'm sure.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-09
Cracky-chan > Boxxy
1 Yiin 2017-09-09
They are the new drama oldtimer. They are ironic, and hip, and the rest of you are just old and busted NEETs.
1 lie4karma 2017-09-09
There is so much more.... Welcome to the rabbit hole
1 ImmortanJoe 2017-09-09
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page
Check this out. Basically every single thing that has happened to him, things he's said and done, have been thoroughly documented. His ridiculous comics and its characters have been analyzed to PHD-thesis-like levels.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-09
GOTTA. GO. FAST.
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-09-09
thrice
You had JENAAAAAAY, some other persona whose name I forget who he had phone sex with about static shocking her clit, then someone around the Ian Brandon Anderson phase
1 Koshbiel 2017-09-09
Oh Chris. The ending to your story is never going to be happy.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-09
Murder suicide. You heard it here first
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-09
Best case; sudden heart attack.
Worst case; mommy decides she needs to give him back to God before she goes too.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-09
Aneurysm in his sleep, swift, painless.
It's how I want to go.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-09
I say wait and see.
People have been catfishing him for years, this could easily just be someone playing the long con.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-09
We can only hope
1 smellmycheese1 2017-09-09
Ya think?
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-09-09
Remember when one of the lead trolls in the CWC affair temporarily set the ~fanbase~ into panic mode when he got CWC to state he's actually normal, supports his parents, and played a long con?
1 Lamza 2017-09-09
no way that's an actual human female
1 SpotNL 2017-09-09
Lmao, Chris(tine) Chan got a girlfriend before we did.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-09
He sure as shit managed to make the Incels look even more pathetic. When goddamn Chris-Chan can get laid before you then you need to just give up on life.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-09
I think chrisers obsession with being a woman was his realization that if he was a cute girl all his autist stuff would have been either ignored or considered quirky and he would at least have a few male autist friends to bang, although maybe some of his stuff would be too strong for even Gussy to mask.
1 MelungeonQueen 2017-09-09
this.
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-09
I'd put him more into the "Buffalo Bill" category, of wanting to be a woman.
1 skippy115 2017-09-09
You've described the majority of transgender women on the internet.
1 uhuhuhu 2017-09-09
What's your excuse?
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
My excuse for what?
1 beskargamkote 2017-09-09
not finishing YOUR love quest. Post duck.
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-09
I'm gay, I don't do love, only taking semen in the bussy. (seriously it;s literally impossible to be incel, people are horny bastards)
1 BeforeTheRobots 2017-09-09
This is probably the 12th fake girlfriend he's had. This guy can't stop getting catfished.
1 glmox 2017-09-09
this should be inspirational to all r/drama posters
1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-09-09
Someone post this to incel
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
I would, but I'm banned for being a roastie whore
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-09-09
Done
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-09
The hero we deserve.
1 bleepis 2017-09-09
is it wrong of me to wish cwc happiness at this point
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
No. I do too.
1 bleepis 2017-09-09
who is this jessica quinn character anyway
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
Fuck if I know. I looked at her Facebook. No one really comments on her pics, so I don't think it's real. She's pretty attractive minus the brows. Seems like she'd have more friends.
1 EverythingsTaken_1 2017-09-09
She lives in his town and has known him for a few years IIRC
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-09
She lives near his town. I don't think they've actually met IRL. I really hope she (whoever she is) just uses her influence to help the poor bastard. Barbs is living on borrowed time at this point.
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-09
There's a time when even the most productive lolcow deserves to be put out to pasture.
1 backltrack 2017-09-09
Absolutely
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