I make A single complaint in two years and my neighbour turns into a drama queen.

303  2017-09-10 by acrucifiedclown

76 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-09-10

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1  XhotwheelsloverX 2017-09-10

Starting the mayocide early I see.

1  hotblondeboob 2017-09-10

Early? You degenerates have been running that shitty meme into the ground for ages now. Either do it or kys.

1  444455555666666 2017-09-10

It is not enough to eliminate the white race. Their spirits must be entirely humiliated and extinguished as they go out.

1  SlayerofKings4 2017-09-10

What if OP's neighbor is a nigger and the barking dog is a pitbull?

1  WalterMatthau 2017-09-10

No difference. You'd be just as retarded either way.

1  nmx179 2017-09-10

Then let the fried-chickencide commence!

1  lifesbrink 2017-09-10

I feel bad, maybe post some bussy on his door to cheer him up?

1  smedwed 2017-09-10

Do live in a freight container? Not judging.

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

town-house.

1  smedwed 2017-09-10

Three containers stacked?

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

It is just my neighbour's fence. Across a driveway.

1  EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-10

which settlement, wanderer?

1  blackorc 2017-09-10

Damnit Preston!

1  parradise21 2017-09-10

As usual, gold is in the comments.

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

Sorry. I am not neck-beard enough to be familiar with your references.

1  EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-10

but you are trashy enough for corrugated aluminum fencing 🤔

this ones a draw, stranger

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

That would be aluminium ftfy. Australia. And trashy? Is it supposed to be gold plated or something? Made of rainbows and unicorn hair? A fence is either wood or metal. What special privileged-person-materiel should a fence be made from before it stops being trashy to you my elitist and well informed friend?

1  EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-10

youre taking this pretty serious for a dude who lives in a shipping container

1  FreeCandy 2017-09-10

What special privileged-person-materiel should a fence be made from before it stops being trashy to you my elitist and well informed friend?

Fucking wood you tryhard trashy-ass hick motherfucker. If your single complaint was half as long and boring as this whiny screed no wonder your neighbor wants to suicide.

1  grungebot5000 2017-09-10

it's spelled alumin'um

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

No, it isn't.

1  Vlx372ghnKfmEZQT 2017-09-10

Big if tru

1  Johnny_Is_Truant 2017-09-10

WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW SOME FUCKING Z'S AND GUNS IN THERE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

1  deere442 2017-09-10

I thought you aussies were supposed to be able to take the bants without sperging out. Although I guess when your 'fence' is literally just the side of a recycled freight cargo container lmao

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

'fence' is literally just the recycled side of a freight cargo container

Much like the US border fence then.

1  deere442 2017-09-10

yeah but their wall is to keep the poor people out. yours is to keep them in

1  Dextro420x 2017-09-10

Its a double wide knowing rednecks

1  ComedicSans 2017-09-10

Dear neighbour

I find your offer... acceptable.

Signed, /u/acrucifiedclown

1  Vakieh 2017-09-10

You had the chance to quote MiB and you didn't take it.

For shame.

1  ComedicSans 2017-09-10

I feel if I quote MiB, I tacitly encourage Jaden Smith.

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

I like the dog. It is not his fault his owner never trained him. A pet owners guide to everything. Anytime your pet does something wrong it is your fault. I can never get angry at a pet for being antisocial in any way. That is always on the owners.

1  baaaaby 2017-09-10

if the doors unlocked you should just forcibly adopt the dog

1  dirtybitsxxx 2017-09-10

Sounds like you have been invited into his house while he is gone... just sayin.

1  grungebot5000 2017-09-10

just kidnap him then gotdam

1  ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-09-10

Then he can ship him in the container he lives in.

1  Vakieh 2017-09-10

I have neighbours that have said something similar, only less self-harmy. They bought 2 dogs for their 2 daughters. The dogs bark like mad because nobody does anything with them. Upon people complaining, the parents respond 'they' aren't our dogs, they're our daughters'. We wish we'd never bought them, if you want to just kill them that would be great.'

Irresponsible adult daughters you say? Nah, 8 and 10. Parents gonna fuck those kids up good, just like the dogs.

1  aliceunknown 2017-09-10

Should've shot the parents before they have a chance to breed again.

1  Hammer_of_goofiness 2017-09-10

sounds like a cry for help... you had better kill those children before they can inflict more torment on their poor, suffering parents.

1  SpeedsNfeeds 2017-09-10

Fucking white people lmao

1  OfflersSausages 2017-09-10

Way too much work went into this.

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

I know. It's like a real life rage-quit.

1  grotesquecel 2017-09-10

am out today. anyone is invited to send me bussy pics. if i come on reddit and get a boner i'll kill myself.

1  oshnyve 2017-09-10

call the police and let them know he's threatening suicide, they'll take him in for a psych hold

1  Jrook 2017-09-10

Yeah this isn't cool I don't know why they thought it was a good idea unless they're legitimately unhinged, in which case they need help.

1  Lions08Owen16 2017-09-10

Sounds like a joke, bro

1  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-10

Except jokes are supposed to be funny.

1  Lions08Owen16 2017-09-10

This is Reddit, bro, jokes are rarely funny.

1  loganga 2017-09-10

Excuse me how dare you

1  ay_what_up 2017-09-10

wah wah

1  oshnyve 2017-09-10

Yeah, the punchline is a 72 hour involuntary commitment

1  satanismyhomeboy 2017-09-10

What did the dog say

1  Works_of_memercy 2017-09-10

Arf arf.

1  strathmeyer 2017-09-10

I see somebody hasn't been welfare checked before.

1  Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-09-10

Fuck that, call the city on them until they train the dog to stop barking. Fuck, they can just buy the dog a 20 dollar bark collar (the spray kind not the shock kind, dick).

Do NOT let this passive aggressive pussy off the hook. You shouldn't have to hear that shit all day. Or whatever the scenario is.

1  LemonScore 2017-09-10

What the fuck are the cans for

1  Lions08Owen16 2017-09-10

Weight

1  DuBBle 2017-09-10

Wait.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-10

Until when?

1  DuBBle 2017-09-10

Until I bring you to a natural state of climax.

1  Karmaisforsuckers 2017-09-10

Tips

1  xxx_Jenna 2017-09-10

You see neighbours' cans regularly, I see 😏

1  grungebot5000 2017-09-10

You see neighbors' tips regularly, can I? 😏

1  xxx_Jenna 2017-09-10

Very well-played

1  pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-09-10

I'd just take the dog tbh. Or possibly ask for a welfare check or some shit because... fucking what?

1  do0rkn0b 2017-09-10

Explain

1  Bussypostin 2017-09-10

>call ATF

>yah i think he shouldered his his ar "pistol"

>ATF kills pupper

1  acrucifiedclown 2017-09-10

I am in Australia where our law enforcement agencies are not so trigger-happy

1  EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-10

you just arent trying hard enough

1  Thhueros 2017-09-10

Take them up on their offer tbh, it might hold up in court

1  ricardogce 2017-09-10

Seems like a classic blank check case. The offer was tendered, OP can't be held liable if he accepts.

1  _narrows 2017-09-10

You know what to do, OP

1  DAMMITsammett 2017-09-10

The only proper response:

Thanks for leaving the door unlocked! I trained your dog since were were unable to. Bill is in the mail.

1  fischestix 2017-09-10

Wat? That went from zero to crazy pretty fast. You should befriend the dog to confuse this person.

1  aliceunknown 2017-09-10

The tin cans are a nice touch.

1  CIRCLONT6 2017-09-10

sounds like a 2 birds with one stone kinda situation

1  ieatpussy69 2017-09-10

Sounds like a job for the fine boys of r/protectandserve