You ever wonder how so many customers can be so bad (haven't they ever worked customer service?) and the truth is that there are some like this one who become the shitty customers because they figure that all the employees care as little as they did. You can't feel guilty for wasting someone's time if you assume they'll give up like you did.
I'm the assumed shitty worker, and am here to clear things up.
First of all, I only work with items that can be stored for a long time. Nothing spoils.
Second, the company I work for doesn't give a shit about me, and I don't care about them. They have me work extra hours every single time, while that is technically illegal where I live for people my age (underage).
Third, the fact that I have misplaced a single can of beans will hurt nobody, doesn't make me a lazy or ungrateful person, and will never have effect on you personally.
I understand my comments made everything look worse, but thats what happens when 150 people start calling you a retarded cunt.
You know what would be great justice porn, if you reported them to a government agency for violating labor laws for minors and watched shit metaphorically blow up for your cuntwad overlings.
I'd pay for a front row seat to that! Coming from retail, I feel you mate.
Thing is, they mask it up by acting like you don't work hard enough. They give you 30 mins to fill out a full crate of items, which is physically impossible. Then they tell you to finish your work and if you go against them the next solicitor is already in line. Is this legal?
Oh that's totally illegal. If you're not working hard enough they can fire you, but they have to pay you for all the hours worked. Are you in the US? https://www.dol.gov/whd/contact_us.htm
The thing is they do pay me, they have me work more hours than is legal this way. They say come for 3 hours and you can leave after 4.5 hours.
I'm in europe by the way, the Netherlands specifically.
Oooh I see. You're a minor and your boss is having you work more than the legal number of hours. I can't imagine that's at all legal. I don't know who you'd report it to, though. I bet the netherlands has a wage and hour division equivalent that would look into such things.
Lookup the underage labor laws in your state. They are usually quite strict in the US and most companies follow them very closely because the government loves to ass rape companies that don't follow the regulations. The company I work for won't even hire underage because corporate doesn't want to deal with the shit storm it causes. You could have a lot of fun fucking these douches over. :3
The best job you can get is a robot's job, and you can't even do that without fucking it up. This why we need illegal immigrants, to replace the weight we will shed in the pogroms.
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1 Looniverse 2017-09-10
You ever wonder how so many customers can be so bad (haven't they ever worked customer service?) and the truth is that there are some like this one who become the shitty customers because they figure that all the employees care as little as they did. You can't feel guilty for wasting someone's time if you assume they'll give up like you did.
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
I'm the assumed shitty worker, and am here to clear things up.
First of all, I only work with items that can be stored for a long time. Nothing spoils.
Second, the company I work for doesn't give a shit about me, and I don't care about them. They have me work extra hours every single time, while that is technically illegal where I live for people my age (underage).
Third, the fact that I have misplaced a single can of beans will hurt nobody, doesn't make me a lazy or ungrateful person, and will never have effect on you personally.
I understand my comments made everything look worse, but thats what happens when 150 people start calling you a retarded cunt.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-10
Do you work in a discount supermarket?
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
It's a big chain supermarket. Biggest of my country actually.
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-10
You know what would be great justice porn, if you reported them to a government agency for violating labor laws for minors and watched shit metaphorically blow up for your cuntwad overlings.
I'd pay for a front row seat to that! Coming from retail, I feel you mate.
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
Thing is, they mask it up by acting like you don't work hard enough. They give you 30 mins to fill out a full crate of items, which is physically impossible. Then they tell you to finish your work and if you go against them the next solicitor is already in line. Is this legal?
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-10
Oh that's totally illegal. If you're not working hard enough they can fire you, but they have to pay you for all the hours worked. Are you in the US? https://www.dol.gov/whd/contact_us.htm
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
The thing is they do pay me, they have me work more hours than is legal this way. They say come for 3 hours and you can leave after 4.5 hours. I'm in europe by the way, the Netherlands specifically.
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-10
Oooh I see. You're a minor and your boss is having you work more than the legal number of hours. I can't imagine that's at all legal. I don't know who you'd report it to, though. I bet the netherlands has a wage and hour division equivalent that would look into such things.
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
Ill look into it. Thanks.
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-10
Lookup the underage labor laws in your state. They are usually quite strict in the US and most companies follow them very closely because the government loves to ass rape companies that don't follow the regulations. The company I work for won't even hire underage because corporate doesn't want to deal with the shit storm it causes. You could have a lot of fun fucking these douches over. :3
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-10
Also, ask r/legaladvice. I'd go with you for the lolz but I'm banned for being a meaniepants who doesn't contribute. ;_;
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
Will do lmao
1 cruelandusual 2017-09-10
The best job you can get is a robot's job, and you can't even do that without fucking it up. This why we need illegal immigrants, to replace the weight we will shed in the pogroms.
1 charlesgrodinfan 2017-09-10
lol you're underage and bitching about working a minimum wage job... that's the role meant for you
Seen this wage slave loop before, don't get sucked into it.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-09-10
Is it possible that I'm a retarded cunt? No...no, it's the 150 other people who are wrong.
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
Ok man be that way.
1 Wordshark 2017-09-10
This is a great r/drama post, hundreds of internet people whipped into a crazy hate frenzy over the most improbable, "who gives a shit" non-topic.
Sorry you're at the eye of this tardstorm dude, but it makes for great reading :)
I hope good things happen to you
1 MeesTheSame 2017-09-10
Cheers
1 Butch_Patterson 2017-09-10
Fuck you OP. Learn to use context
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/6z6hyc/someone_needs_a_promotion_xpost_rpics/dmt62xg/?context=1
I spent way too long looking at that pic trying to figure out what was wrong.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-09-10
DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR BUTLER YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE MONGOLOID
1 BetterDeadThan_Red 2017-09-10
Ya look like a fuccboi, fam
https://i.imgur.com/DGGhVxr.png
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-09-10
Wtf. Not only is that harassment, it's brigading which, if you didn't know, is against the rules of Reddit.
1 BetterDeadThan_Red 2017-09-10
Tell it to someone who cares, fuccboi
https://i.imgur.com/bRyVKXO.gif