every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. (src)
TFW I'm a hook nosed Christ Killer and I can't even boil a kid in it's mother's milk to make a delicious stew because of a 4,000 year old book of fairy tales.
lol the wonderful part of all this is that many of the silliest customs/traditions aren't often even established via Talmudic law, but because of the opinions of long-dead halakhic scholars who barely saw electricity. Our local shiksa /u/aliceunknown (jk luv u fam) might not understand, but there's something oddly satisfying about struggling with prohibitions that you disagree with but (try to) follow out of tradition.
Also why would anyone boil a gentile child in milk when virgin blood is so easy to find?
(Serious post) Boiling a baby goat in it's mother's milk was forbidden for Jews because it was a Canaanite ritual. Most of those laws are "don't do what the Goyim do."
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-10
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. (src)
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1 OniTan 2017-09-10
/u/subpoutine I never threatened to kill you, you matzoh eating kike. I simply suggested that you get back in the oven.
1 subpoutine 2017-09-10
I. 👏🏾 Can't. 👏🏾 Fuel. 👏🏾 Fires. 👏🏾 On. 👏🏾 Shabbat.
1 OniTan 2017-09-10
I thought heeb weekend was Friday night to Saturday night.
1 subpoutine 2017-09-10
Another anti-Semitic fabrication. Per posek Kellywitz, ignition applies whenever "it's the freakin weekend baby".
1 OniTan 2017-09-10
1 subpoutine 2017-09-10
lol the wonderful part of all this is that many of the silliest customs/traditions aren't often even established via Talmudic law, but because of the opinions of long-dead halakhic scholars who barely saw electricity. Our local shiksa /u/aliceunknown (jk luv u fam) might not understand, but there's something oddly satisfying about struggling with prohibitions that you disagree with but (try to) follow out of tradition.
Also why would anyone boil a gentile child in milk when virgin blood is so easy to find?
1 OniTan 2017-09-10
(Serious post) Boiling a baby goat in it's mother's milk was forbidden for Jews because it was a Canaanite ritual. Most of those laws are "don't do what the Goyim do."
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-10
NEIN, AM JUDEN! :K
Btw, meat and milk are not to be mixed in a dish. It's not kosher. Virgin blood is the jew way.