every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. (src)
I feel that this is nothing more than an attempt by Bush to shift the blame away from his involvement in murdering thousands of Americans. This flimsy backpedal just showcases more of his sub par intellect and inability to lead the nation.
If Bush had done it, his initial reaction would simply have been better. That 'Bush sat reading a children's story!' shit dragged on him most of his Presidency. Nobody sets up an optic like that.
If you do some research you will find out that there was actually an Illuminati meeting at tower 7 on 9/11. Turns out Bush was actually trying to save us all when he flew those holograms into the towers.
it makes sense that it comes from super rich liberals who like, totally respect other cultures and alternative medicine is just as good as any, then the conspiracy people latched onto it.
it also makes total sense that people who think this way would have turbo-autistic children naturally.
I'd say that upper middle class people have autistic children at a higher rate than super rich people, mainly due to the fact that they have more time to be overbearing helicopter parents
It wasn't the Hollywood elite but more like the upper-class women of Malibu and Venice. Those areas aren't really liberal. They're more like Reagan Republicans mixed in with environmental conservationists.
Dating a Nazi chick is a fetish of mine. I'm not a holocaust denier by any means, and I really dislike that Hitler fella, but there's something about a chick who's insanely racist and doesn't give a fuck about it that gets my dingdong rock hard.
Dear coworker: I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
The last photo, I lived across the street from her tattoo parlor, High Voltage Tattoo (the reality series LA Ink was shot there), and her fashion boutique shop next to it. I watched her boutique shop burn to the ground from my balcony one night.
I totally get where he's coming from. I have a hard "no trumpettes" rule for dating.
For pump and dumps though, I'm fine with it. I had a fling with a girl who wore MAGA hat on her tinder profile.
There's a move called the "Stump", which is basically when you're fucking a trumpette from behind, go balls deep, whisper in her ear "I think Bernie Sanders should be president",slap her in the face, and see how much longer you last.
Look, you are free to avoid the areas where most black Americans live or whatever your particular problem is. But you should leave the policy-making to those of us who love the nation as a whole.
But I love the retards - your little bible-fag display changed my mind.
I visit the South regularly, great food, great nature, and can be a great place to party. But goddamn they're fucking retarded down there, it's like an entire region has downs. It's no wonder the rest of us have to keep pouring tax dollars down their gullets just so they can keep ticking over - special ed kids are always rough on the budget.
That's pretty racist, but you can't really expect a Yankee to have any understanding of black America.
Anyway, it is good that you are starting to see that you can't run an entire country full of nothing except euphoric soy-boys. You also need some men and some heterosexuals and so forth - "retards", in your parlance. We all need each other. Stronger Together.
Most Southerners are white - and it's not an improvement. And Trump is a yank, mostly elected by other yanks in swing states. And you MAGA fellows spend so much time gargling his semen that I wouldn't be bragging about heterosexuality anytime soon.
In any case, it's not the fags that are the Southern problem, it's the retards. Even Texas, the jewel of Southern economy, takes in more tax dollars than it puts out. That's a hint of some weird pathology - or just that inbreeding we talked about.
Even Texas, the jewel of Southern economy, takes in more tax dollars than it puts out.
Well, that's the thing about Texas. It has a lot of young people - Southerners have lots of children, whereas Yankees have lots of buttsex. And children are poor, generally, not having jobs; you are welcome to get euphoric about that.
Federal tax dollars also go to federal facilities, like military bases and space launch administration. Texas has a lot of soldiers. Soldiers are young, and poor. So are black Americans, and Mexicans. Texas has a lot of those, too. Texas is very diverse that way, unlike Yankee states, which are mostly a bunch of old white people who want to move South when they retire.
But, its ok. We'll keep shouldering the burden, and being America. You keep, uh, Wall Street running, I guess? And vote for Hillary or whatever. We'll have the crawfish and the water skis ready for you when you decide to leave the Bronx. Kisses!
After I read this I was positive that the reason that so many fat states went for Trump was because those states have a high proportion of African Americans, who tend to be fat. So I got the data you linked, data on percent voting for Hillary, and data on percent of the population that is African American and ran a regression. Turns out even after controlling for percent African American, skinnier states voted for Hillary.
Covariate | Estimate |Std. Error |t value | Pr(>|t|)
That confirms cheeto's mental status, does not change this from a left wing to right wing conspiracy. I'm sure there's retards on both sides of the isle who believe that shit. Hence my comment
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-11
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1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Snappy telling it like it is <3
1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-09-11
I always thought Bush was supposed to be the culprit, in order to provide an excuse to invade Afghanistan, and especially Iraq.
As you can see, the evidence for Bush involved in 9/11 is rock solid.
The job was from the inside.
These are clearly the actions of a terrorist.
[We will shed no more blood for this man's oil.]http://www.jeffjacoby.com/jacoby/pics/large/418.jpg
And there's only one solution for an out of control Bush. You have to trim them back with extreme predudice.
I feel that this is nothing more than an attempt by Bush to shift the blame away from his involvement in murdering thousands of Americans. This flimsy backpedal just showcases more of his sub par intellect and inability to lead the nation.
1 dogbref 2017-09-11
actually the theory that Bush did it is a double false flag by Israel
wake up america
1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-09-11
Ah, a double Jewish reach around.
Developing the movement where people believed Bush did 9/11, in order to cover for their own actions. A bold theory indeed.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-11
If Bush had done it, his initial reaction would simply have been better. That 'Bush sat reading a children's story!' shit dragged on him most of his Presidency. Nobody sets up an optic like that.
1 LordBlackmore 2017-09-11
I am surprised that Alex Jones hasn't said this.
1 going_for_a_wank 2017-09-11
If you do some research you will find out that there was actually an Illuminati meeting at tower 7 on 9/11. Turns out Bush was actually trying to save us all when he flew those holograms into the towers.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-11
!redditsilver
1 RedditSilverRobot 2017-09-11
Here's your Reddit Silver, rarestpepesforsale!
/u/rarestpepesforsale has received silver 24 times. (given by /u/Ed_ButteredToast) info
1 YiffMeAssange 2017-09-11
/u/that56huy what would this ex-girlfriends telephone number be? I’m looking for some new gussy.
1 MAGA_Chicken 2017-09-11
MODS!!!!!
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2017-09-11
I thought the anti vax thing was a left wing conspiracy and not right wing since it gained a lot of steam with the Hollywood elite
1 DoctorMort 2017-09-11
It's something that all retards can agree on.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-09-11
Like "All Lives Matter", it started on the left and was pulled further and further right.
1 dogbref 2017-09-11
it makes sense that it comes from super rich liberals who like, totally respect other cultures and alternative medicine is just as good as any, then the conspiracy people latched onto it.
it also makes total sense that people who think this way would have turbo-autistic children naturally.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
I'd say that upper middle class people have autistic children at a higher rate than super rich people, mainly due to the fact that they have more time to be overbearing helicopter parents
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-11
It is, but to these folks, everything they hate HAS to be conservative, so they just pretend otherwise.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-11
this is probably the right answer
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Trump has a fuckton of anti vax tweets so some of his supporters hopped onto the bandwagon
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Donald Trump is an American, not an ideologue.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
what are you trying to say
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
President Trump implements Full Communism
reddit: "wtf I hate communism now"
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
most of reddit already hates communism you wackjob
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Good.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
You're a furry and you support Trump?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
I'm actually a rapist and I support Hillary.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Seems about right, Hillary sucks ass too.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Don't talk about my wife that way.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-11
It wasn't the Hollywood elite but more like the upper-class women of Malibu and Venice. Those areas aren't really liberal. They're more like Reagan Republicans mixed in with environmental conservationists.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-09-11
Look kids, someone who thinks malibu is right wing
If you wave he'll call you a nazi and actually believe it
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-11
I didn't say it was right wing. Voting Republican doesn't automatically make you right wing. Quit being a faggot.
1 SirShrimp 2017-09-11
Voting for the Nazis doesn't automatically make you a nazi!
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
it's pretty neutral, it's just big in calimaforma
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-11
It's one of the rare things both types of crazy agree on
1 DoctorMort 2017-09-11
Dating a Nazi chick is a fetish of mine. I'm not a holocaust denier by any means, and I really dislike that Hitler fella, but there's something about a chick who's insanely racist and doesn't give a fuck about it that gets my dingdong rock hard.
1 nomad1c 2017-09-11
me too actually. maybe it's the novel factor
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-11
Dear coworker: I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day.
Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist.
Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!"
You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad.
Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
1 Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-09-11
Where is the sauce for this pasta?
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-11
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1yjn1s/dear_coworker_i_want_to_fuck_the_conservative_out/
(first google result for "reddit fuck my conservative coworker", for future reference)
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
HO LEE SHIT
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-11
We Tu Lo
1 blerkel 2017-09-11
Bang ding Ow
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-09-11
Sum Ting Wong
1 CondeTrocola 2017-09-11
wtf I have another fetish now
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2017-09-11
Sure beats braided pubes and yeast farts!
1 mikerhoa 2017-09-11
This is for you:
http://imgur.com/a/vuDK2
1 Wordshark 2017-09-11
Fuck
And here I am in vermont stuck dating hippies
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Same but in Colorado
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-11
The rednecks ain't doing it for me, but that last one - yow.
Also that Russian - how stupid do you have to be to be a Slav and a Nazi?
1 DoctorMort 2017-09-11
The fact that they're so retarded makes it even hotter imo.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-11
The last photo, I lived across the street from her tattoo parlor, High Voltage Tattoo (the reality series LA Ink was shot there), and her fashion boutique shop next to it. I watched her boutique shop burn to the ground from my balcony one night.
1 TheHillofTara 2017-09-11
That's Michelle McGee.
Not Kat Von D.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-11
Looks the same to me.
1 Wordshark 2017-09-11
r/hawtschwitz
1 strathmeyer 2017-09-11
I want to get on top of one and start screaming mid coitus that I'm Jewish.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-09-11
he was a bad egg that guy
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
I totally get where he's coming from. I have a hard "no trumpettes" rule for dating.
For pump and dumps though, I'm fine with it. I had a fling with a girl who wore MAGA hat on her tinder profile.
There's a move called the "Stump", which is basically when you're fucking a trumpette from behind, go balls deep, whisper in her ear "I think Bernie Sanders should be president",slap her in the face, and see how much longer you last.
Fun times.
1 dogbref 2017-09-11
Do you tell her to keep the MAGA hat on during it?
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
No,because that would be a dead giveaway.
1 dogbref 2017-09-11
boring ass commiefag smh get back to me when you do real politics-play
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
how's this
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-11
uh huh sure you do
https://www.reddit.com/r/r4r/comments/6uly2e/20m4fanywhere_antifa_guy_seeks_antifa_girl/
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Lying on the internet? What kind of ungodly scum would do such a thing?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Nothing below 300 pounds for you.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
well which is it
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Normie babes in American flag bikinis? Pffft, no thank you! I only do HAES demi-girls with problem hair.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
It seems you're into walmart scootypuff gals. White trash love Trump for a reason.
Trump himself is over 250 lbs.
1 metric_units 2017-09-11
250 lb ≈ 110 kg
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1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Most black people, Mexicans and lesbians are also over 250 pounds. Leftists not sure whether they love or hate fat people now.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Black Americans maybe. Not in Africa, Europe, or the Caribbean.
Neck and neck with Americans according to obesity statistics.
idk all the lesbians I know around here are skinny femmes. Might be different elsewhere.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Statistically, lesbians are Fat As Fuck
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
i mean how fucking obvious could this shit be
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Normal Americans instead of SJW problem-hams.
This is a simple contrast between normal people and garbage leftists.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
Normal American attitudes on Trump range from cautiously optimistic to exhaustedly pessimistic
saying "normie trumpette" is like saying "gay normie from California"
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Normal Americans voted to MAGA.
Abnormal Americans are still pissing their pants about it.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Landwhales are overwhelmingly Trump supporters.
Go to any walmart in middle America and half of the dependopotomuses will have MAGA hats.
I live in the thinnest, healthiest state in the US, Colorado, which is hippie paradise.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
Nah, there are a couple of Midwestern, Mountain West, and New England states which are way whiter.
Demgraphics of my city
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
"I am from West Haven, CT and I am going to lecture all you Southern racists about The Black Man!"
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Well... maybe he should. Southerners are fucking retarded.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Southerners are fucking black, you racist shit eater.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Black, white - all fucking retarded.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Get educated, dipshit.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Oh I am. That often happens when you don't grow up in the South.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
I don't think anyone is buying your politics of division, Hillary.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Thankfully, I do not require the retard vote. Though she was pretty retarded herself, come to think of it.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
"I am obligated both to the Greeks and to the barbarians; to the learned, and to the unlearned." Epistle to the Romans 1:14
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
I suppose the Southerners do make the rest of us feel better about ourselves, that's definitely a plus. Retards can still bring value, I suppose.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Weak tbqh
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Like Southern seed, courtesy of inbreeding.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
That's more of a Muslim thing.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Horseshoe theory in action. South is in many ways our own little homegrown Pakistan, with sweet tea.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
You can always go to Pakistan if you don't like America. :-D
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
I like America just fine. The trick is living in the civilized parts.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Look, you are free to avoid the areas where most black Americans live or whatever your particular problem is. But you should leave the policy-making to those of us who love the nation as a whole.
:-D
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
But I love the retards - your little bible-fag display changed my mind.
I visit the South regularly, great food, great nature, and can be a great place to party. But goddamn they're fucking retarded down there, it's like an entire region has downs. It's no wonder the rest of us have to keep pouring tax dollars down their gullets just so they can keep ticking over - special ed kids are always rough on the budget.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
That's pretty racist, but you can't really expect a Yankee to have any understanding of black America.
Anyway, it is good that you are starting to see that you can't run an entire country full of nothing except euphoric soy-boys. You also need some men and some heterosexuals and so forth - "retards", in your parlance. We all need each other. Stronger Together.
MAGA.
It's Our Turn.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-09-11
Most Southerners are white - and it's not an improvement. And Trump is a yank, mostly elected by other yanks in swing states. And you MAGA fellows spend so much time gargling his semen that I wouldn't be bragging about heterosexuality anytime soon.
In any case, it's not the fags that are the Southern problem, it's the retards. Even Texas, the jewel of Southern economy, takes in more tax dollars than it puts out. That's a hint of some weird pathology - or just that inbreeding we talked about.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Well, that's the thing about Texas. It has a lot of young people - Southerners have lots of children, whereas Yankees have lots of buttsex. And children are poor, generally, not having jobs; you are welcome to get euphoric about that.
Federal tax dollars also go to federal facilities, like military bases and space launch administration. Texas has a lot of soldiers. Soldiers are young, and poor. So are black Americans, and Mexicans. Texas has a lot of those, too. Texas is very diverse that way, unlike Yankee states, which are mostly a bunch of old white people who want to move South when they retire.
But, its ok. We'll keep shouldering the burden, and being America. You keep, uh, Wall Street running, I guess? And vote for Hillary or whatever. We'll have the crawfish and the water skis ready for you when you decide to leave the Bronx. Kisses!
1 hold_on_holy_ghost 2017-09-11
I don't think this retard likes "education"
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-09-11
Were you as surprised as I was? So surprised! Wow I had no idea
1 jack_be_numb 2017-09-11
After I read this I was positive that the reason that so many fat states went for Trump was because those states have a high proportion of African Americans, who tend to be fat. So I got the data you linked, data on percent voting for Hillary, and data on percent of the population that is African American and ran a regression. Turns out even after controlling for percent African American, skinnier states voted for Hillary.
:-: | :-: | :-: | :-:| :-:
(Intercept) | 60.95813 | 2.24805 | 27.116 | < 2e-16 *** Pct Hillary| -0.28769 | 0.05217 | -5.515 | 1.37e-06 *** Pct AA | 0.33097 | 0.05762 | 5.744 | 6.15e-07 ***
R2 is 0.49 which is pretty high for this kind of regression, lol.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
now this takes some major autism
but good for you man. use those brains for good, not evil.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-11
What if she was a Bernie supporter?
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
She's a keeper then.
1 Dextro420x 2017-09-11
I agree /u/KMFDM781 even tho shes twice my age I would still bang that shit
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-11
Nope. nope nope nope nope nope.
This is left wing granola hippie shit straight from the heart of dark blue CA.
You don't get to put that on the right just because it's batshit insane. Both sides, horseshoe, etc.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
you say this like Ronald Grumpf isn't our Republican President
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-11
President Cheeto tweeted several times about vaccines causing autism and his retarded followers jumped on the bandwagon.
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-11
That confirms cheeto's mental status, does not change this from a left wing to right wing conspiracy. I'm sure there's retards on both sides of the isle who believe that shit. Hence my comment
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
not linking to the karma conspiracy
kill yourself and fuck the body OP
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
Southerners are fucking black, you racist shit eater.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-11
The great white ghettos are Detroit, Bakersfield and Berkeley.