The guy even set up social media accounts specifically for this stunt. Tbh I don't think there's even a real girl he's pining over, it reeks of some sad PR stunt.
Romcoms are a fucking cancer. They all have the exact same structure.
2 people meet
They grow feelings and fall in love
Oh no! Something happened!
Rather than talk it out since 90% of the time it was excusable, they refuse to talk and basically break up.
Sad time
They get back together
Happy time.
My girlfriend watches these cancers all the time and aside from the weird shit that the guy does that somehow flies in the movie, they literally all are exactly the same.
I sent him a complimentary nitrogen hood, cinch mechanism, and a voucher for a canister shop down the way. Let's hope he has the courage to shuffle off this cruel mortal coil
So... who's got how much on how long he'll be out there? $10 on at least one night, no more than 2, though. That piano must have been a bitch to get out there, no way he'd take it in before a single night.
The story was even referenced by Bristol comic Mark Watson during his show at the Wardrobe Theatre on Saturday evening.
“He saw the story on the Post 's website, described it and 99.9 per cent of the audience went ‘ahhhh!’ and only I said ‘eurgh!’,” one audience member told the Post .
thanks for this incredibly relevant detail, "journalist"
Pff, what an amateur. If a le female ever had the temerity / good sense to break up with me, I'd publicly defile my turgid genitalia with an angle grinder until she took me back.
The 34-year-old from Bath said he didn’t know what the woman, who he wouldn’t name but referred to as his ‘Rapunzel’, would do when she saw he was doing the piano stunt, but he just wanted to ‘let her know just how much I love her’.
"I'll take things that my you feel validated in your decision for $500"
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-11
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1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-11
No actually this time the headline pretty much nails it
1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-11
this is a classic example of something that would seem romantic in a romcom, but is profoundly creepy and unattractive irl
1 Zachums 2017-09-11
The guy even set up social media accounts specifically for this stunt. Tbh I don't think there's even a real girl he's pining over, it reeks of some sad PR stunt.
1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-11
it's probably some anime cartoon 14 y/o lolly thing, he's got the type of face those people always have
1 dogbref 2017-09-11
>watches Punch-Drunk Love once
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-11
didn't PDL happen irl tho
1 dogbref 2017-09-11
yeah the pudding part and stuff but I doubt it was about magical piano plot devices and dancing to the Popeye soundtrack
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-11
Romcoms are a fucking cancer. They all have the exact same structure.
2 people meet
They grow feelings and fall in love
Oh no! Something happened!
Rather than talk it out since 90% of the time it was excusable, they refuse to talk and basically break up.
Sad time
They get back together
Happy time.
My girlfriend watches these cancers all the time and aside from the weird shit that the guy does that somehow flies in the movie, they literally all are exactly the same.
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-11
This is horrifying like I'd be all over a restraining order by now
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-11
Someone give him a rope for his 35th.
1 gerradp 2017-09-11
I sent him a complimentary nitrogen hood, cinch mechanism, and a voucher for a canister shop down the way. Let's hope he has the courage to shuffle off this cruel mortal coil
1 Zozbot 2017-09-11
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1 SamWhite 2017-09-11
I love you zozbot, but your inconsistency is troubling. Won't you bless us with thousand comment threads again?
1 rightwingnutcase 2017-09-11
So... who's got how much on how long he'll be out there? $10 on at least one night, no more than 2, though. That piano must have been a bitch to get out there, no way he'd take it in before a single night.
1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-09-11
It's already over, he got punched in the head and quit.
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/piano-man-stops-playing-claims-461313
1 rightwingnutcase 2017-09-11
God bless America.
1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-09-11
You're probably joking, but this was in communist England.
1 rightwingnutcase 2017-09-11
It sounds like we need to ship Europe some more freedom.
1 glmox 2017-09-11
thanks for this incredibly relevant detail, "journalist"
1 double-happiness 2017-09-11
Pff, what an amateur. If a le female ever had the temerity / good sense to break up with me, I'd publicly defile my turgid genitalia with an angle grinder until she took me back.
1 sacjmc 2017-09-11
"I'll take things that my you feel validated in your decision for $500"
1 pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-09-11
that my you feel
same