Unsatisfied with being a little bitch privately at home, one man takes his pity-party to the public.

25  2017-09-11 by Zachums

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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No actually this time the headline pretty much nails it

this is a classic example of something that would seem romantic in a romcom, but is profoundly creepy and unattractive irl

The guy even set up social media accounts specifically for this stunt. Tbh I don't think there's even a real girl he's pining over, it reeks of some sad PR stunt.

it's probably some anime cartoon 14 y/o lolly thing, he's got the type of face those people always have

>watches Punch-Drunk Love once

didn't PDL happen irl tho

yeah the pudding part and stuff but I doubt it was about magical piano plot devices and dancing to the Popeye soundtrack

Romcoms are a fucking cancer. They all have the exact same structure.

2 people meet

They grow feelings and fall in love

Oh no! Something happened!

Rather than talk it out since 90% of the time it was excusable, they refuse to talk and basically break up.

Sad time

They get back together

Happy time.

My girlfriend watches these cancers all the time and aside from the weird shit that the guy does that somehow flies in the movie, they literally all are exactly the same.

The pair recently split up after a four-month relationship, and the break-up has left him devastated.

This is horrifying like I'd be all over a restraining order by now

34 years old

Someone give him a rope for his 35th.

I sent him a complimentary nitrogen hood, cinch mechanism, and a voucher for a canister shop down the way. Let's hope he has the courage to shuffle off this cruel mortal coil

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So... who's got how much on how long he'll be out there? $10 on at least one night, no more than 2, though. That piano must have been a bitch to get out there, no way he'd take it in before a single night.

It's already over, he got punched in the head and quit.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/piano-man-stops-playing-claims-461313

God bless America.

You're probably joking, but this was in communist England.

It sounds like we need to ship Europe some more freedom.

The story was even referenced by Bristol comic Mark Watson during his show at the Wardrobe Theatre on Saturday evening.

“He saw the story on the Post 's website, described it and 99.9 per cent of the audience went ‘ahhhh!’ and only I said ‘eurgh!’,” one audience member told the Post .

thanks for this incredibly relevant detail, "journalist"

Pff, what an amateur. If a le female ever had the temerity / good sense to break up with me, I'd publicly defile my turgid genitalia with an angle grinder until she took me back.

The 34-year-old from Bath said he didn’t know what the woman, who he wouldn’t name but referred to as his ‘Rapunzel’, would do when she saw he was doing the piano stunt, but he just wanted to ‘let her know just how much I love her’.

"I'll take things that my you feel validated in your decision for $500"