Ted Cruz likes a porn video on twatter.

The link in the above poster's comment is a fake, and does not actually link to any statement by Ted Cruz. I've rehosted the actual Cruz response here, if you're determined to see it.

1 grungebot5000 2017-09-12

golly

1 glmox 2017-09-12

rude

1 mikerhoa 2017-09-12

That's also a fake. The resolution is all wrong.

This is the legit one: https://i.imgur.com/fjlN7rh.png

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-09-12

I hope you get truck of peaced for your crime.

1 SpeakLikeAChild04 2017-09-12

he protec
he attac
he zodiac

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-12

👏👏👏

1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-09-12

The zodiac cummer loves his pornies.

1 randwickside 2017-09-12

(The last point doesn't make sense considering the actress looks just like his wife.) [ https://twitter.com/EMlNEMOBAMA/status/907467017325871104]

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-12

Awwwww, that's so sweet. Reminds me of https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6wkm96/kentucky_man_who_booked_prostitute_finds_its_his/

1 Vlx372ghnKfmEZQT 2017-09-12

/r/deadbedrooms

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-12

Is that Cory Chase?

https://twitter.com/CoryChaseXXX/status/907617092396093440

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-12

He and his kids were just trying to show his wife that there is porn of women that look like her. That's all

1 shitpost953 2017-09-12

I removed my original post before checking the snapshill quote unfortunately

1 DARKFiB3R 2017-09-12

pornflip.com is cancer for your phone

1 glmox 2017-09-12

>rando porn site

>cancer

who would have guessed

1 the_black_panther_ 2017-09-12

Ted has good taste tbh

1 [deleted] 2017-09-12

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1 neutralvoter 2017-09-12

omg someone looked at porn wtf i love puritanical lifestyles now

1 glmox 2017-09-12

i dunno about you but ted cruz does, in fact, love puritanical lifestyles

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-09-12

This could not have happened to a more perfect person or on a more perfect day.

Ted Cruz. Caught watching porn. On 9/11.

Meme magic is real.

1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-12

Only thing better would have been either those pornos where women dressed as american soldier abuse brown men pretending to be prisoners of war, or just arab porn where they make random brown women wear hijabs.

1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-09-12

arab porn where they make random brown women wear hijabs.

That's pretty much just Islam in those countries.

But I'll bet that some people of the Trump supporting persuasion who still have Cruz on their naughty list are going to enjoy this. Well, he decided to wear the chastity cage, he's going to have to get used to it.

1 Dextro420x 2017-09-12

/r/ The_donald is gonna go nuts and so is /r/conspiracy

1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-09-12

Through fucking Twitter.

Is this the dankest, the darkest, or the most retarded timeline? I don't even know anymore.

1 grungebot5000 2017-09-12

those are all synonyms

1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-12

ur a synamims

1 OniTan 2017-09-12

He's a conservative Christian. I'm surprised it's not gay porn.

1 Tiepilot789 2017-09-12

This is a guy who'd make puritanical lifestyles the law.

1 omarstrollin 2017-09-12

As usual, it's the GOP hypocrisy that chafes.

1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-09-12

He was using twitter to access porn.

That alone deserves a thousands leashings in the public. What a grave sin in the eyes of God!

1 glmox 2017-09-12

B E S T T I M E L I N E

1 trecht 2017-09-12

2017 is shaping up to be a spicy year

1 MisterHundred 2017-09-12

shaping up

nigger it's fucking september

1 trecht 2017-09-12

holy shit

1 pyfrag 2017-09-12

Pewds?

1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-12

Words hurt

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-12

u/niggerpenis do usernames hurt too?

1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-12

Everything hurts

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-12

r/2meirl4meirl

1 ShowMeYourTorts 2017-09-12

I see you went with the hard R there. That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him

1 pointmanzero 2017-09-12

careful.... you might get called racist online which does not actually mean anything in real life. Nigger.

1 grungebot5000 2017-09-12

thank god

1 bigfatround0 2017-09-12

Anybody know the name of the vid?

1 marmokrebs 2017-09-12

https://www.pornflip.com/v/hFf-0zjCeos

1 I_SHOT_TWICE_ONCE 2017-09-12

http://www.realitykings.com/tour/video/watch/14645/dick-for-two/

1 bigfatround0 2017-09-12

thanks man

1 XavGrav 2017-09-12

Impeachment when?

1 Dextro420x 2017-09-12

Follow @TedCruz's Favorite Twitter Porn Account 18+ advised | Follow @SexualSnapsVids for more (we don't own any of the content posted)

hahahahahahaha

1 LoveThisWebSite 2017-09-12

The best advertising is the kind you can't pay for

1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-09-12

My name is Ted Cruz and this is my favorite porn in all the citadel

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-09-12

is that T W O T O N E M A L O N E

1 Kanarkly 2017-09-12

He was pushing for a ban on masturbation while masturbating to incest porn. Really?

1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-12

It's ironic. He could save others from masturbation, but not himself.

1 mikerhoa 2017-09-12

Step daughter videos count as incest porn?

1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-12

Yes, of course.

1 mikerhoa 2017-09-12

Huh. TIL.

1 aqouta 2017-09-12

I don't think it's the blood relative thing that gets those degenerates off, it's the creepy family dynamic.

1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-12

Step counts

1 Orsonius 2017-09-12

that's hilarious

1 arandomloser21 2017-09-12

wtf i love ted cruz now

1 ComedicSans 2017-09-12

Ted Cruz should not be kinkshamed!

How he chooses to celebrates 9/11 is his business!

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-09-12

I was raised to treat others as they want to be treated, and Ted Cruz is a professional kinkshamer.

I say shame the shit out of him.

1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-09-12

Hey! He just wanted to raise his tower in honor of 9/11

1 H_N_ 2017-09-12

I mean the guy watches porn and misclicks buttons. He's basically any old man using a computer

1 souldrone 2017-09-12

Well, at least it's straight porn.

1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-12

I can't imagine what the reaction would be like if it's gay porn (the one with dicks).

1 pepperouchau 2017-09-12

So the good kind

1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-12

It's fucking incest lmaoooo

1 subpoutine 2017-09-12

Any good?

1 CATS_in_a_car 2017-09-12

Mmm, the best porn.

1 moush 2017-09-12

Eh step parents are vanilla incest.

1 bearcatsfanthrowaway 2017-09-12

Why would he be watching porn on twitter is that even a thing that can be done?

It is so easy to watch porn anonymously you would think as an uber christian politician he would take some precautions that a mis click couldn't fuck him over like this.

1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-12

Maybe he thought the porn was so good he couldn't resist smashing the like button

1 fernguts 2017-09-12

I'm a bit disappointed by how vanilla it is. I was expecting gay furies.

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-09-12

I'm disappointed by anything less than midgets fisting dogs while everyone involved wears Trump and Cruz masks.

1 fernguts 2017-09-12

Now there's an image.

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-09-12

Do you have this image??? Please send me this image and all images like it.

1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-09-12

Kurt Buchenwald- Creepy 2d tentacle porn

Ted Cruz. BWC cuckqueening to a video which looks like your wife.

Ted is a patrician lets mod him

1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-12

2D > 3DPD you filthy degenerate

1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-09-12

Totally wrong,

2d is for fat jews

3d is for chad

You don't want to be a fat jew do you?

1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-12

i rather nail my dick to a board than be a chad tbh

1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-09-12

Benefits of fat jewery

usury ridden loans

national degeneration

Anti-loli laws.

Benefits of chaddery

Interest free loans

Everyone is fit and 7 feet tall with qt3.14 gf

No one knows what a loli is to legislate your weird fetish

1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-12

7' lanklets cant be chads bro

1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-09-12

You know lanklet is a good thing right?

1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-12

hahaha outside of the nba lanklets are just as bad as manlets

1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-09-12

Man-let. Dude lacking the stature of a man

Lank-let dude lacking the lanky stature for his size.

Lanklet lack lank.

1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-12

Found the lank

1 XLauncher 2017-09-12

This, but unironically.

1 LoveThisWebSite 2017-09-12

taking bets on the first public figure to post boku no pico on twitter

1 mikerhoa 2017-09-12

That looks like one of those "mom teaches teens" videos too. Ol' Ted's got a bit of a perverted side. Good for him.

1 MrNotSpecified 2017-09-12

Fuck I'm in class right now and I can't watch this shit. I would just say I'm a red-blooded Cruz and I love women too. Who tf cares if someone watches porn. EVERYONE does it.

1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-12

There is no substantive due process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-12

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-twitter-pornographic-post-242584

UPDATE! Can anyone figure out who they are blaming?

1 ocha_94 2017-09-12

It's a funny fuckup but... Who doesn't watch porn?

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-12

Well, people who are morally opposed to it and want to remove it from the internet probably shouldn't..

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-09-12

Let's not forget here that this is the first time Ted Cruz has ever done something relatable to humans.

1 bellichter 2017-09-12

Hmm Cory Chase. Not a bad pick Mr. Cruz