Hockey player can't consider the possibility that maybe he isn't good enough

27  2017-09-13 by devOpsEngineer

45 comments

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1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

/u/NarwhalWhat, you sure have the brains of a hockey player, just not anything else

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

So because I was annoyed that I was judged on a snippet of information, I'm unintelligent. Got it. Try again.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Yeah, basically

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

Yeah, not gonna have a discussion with some loser who spends all day bashing other people on the internet.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

You do you, hockey star 😙

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

thanks, maybe try to stop being incredibly obsessed with bullying uncles

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Are you an incel as well?

1  oshnyve 2017-09-13

oh shit boys, we got us a twofer

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

Uhh, good one?

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

I'll take that as a yes

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

Post history on /r/incels:

you: at least 1

me: 0

so...

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

I was also banned for that post :( it's okay to be an incel as a kid, don't worry. Just don't stay an incel

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

Nobody in real life actually calls people incels dude lol

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Wat

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

nobody goes around using "incel" as an insult because nobody knows what the fuck that is

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Well that's good for you, isnt it?

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

sure, be quiet now.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Will you have sex with your team if they don't kick you out?

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

yes

1  pepperouchau 2017-09-13

Wtf I love you now

1  Karma-Means-Nothing 2017-09-13

B O I

1  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-09-13

wow i read ur posts lmao r u retarted, im for rill here r u retarted

1  devOpsEngineer 2017-09-13

u/narwhalwhat hasn't responded in a while. He probably went to take a shit and got stuck in the toilet

1  redshores 2017-09-13

demoted to a lower toilet

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

It's called sleeping you dumbfuck.

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

Ok, wanna form a coherent sentence?

1  rat_car 2017-09-13

Then during the game I played D

u/NarwhalWhat you like the D?

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

hilarious

1  GeauxHouston22 2017-09-13

why don't you try a REAL sport like competitive gaming, looser

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

OP, have you ever played sports before? It wasn't about me being good enough dipshit. It's a fucking men's league, some older guys can barely skate.

1  devOpsEngineer 2017-09-13

Are you angry

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

Nah, I just feel bad for you. You actually took time out of your day to draw attention to some random reddit thread.

1  geraldo42 2017-09-13

I mean the thread was pretty amusing to the rest of us.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Some, like you, can't even play hockey.

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

You know juniors is high level play? Maybe spend some more time in the outside world.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

So you're saying that's too high level. Maybe your local YMCA has a children's team or something

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

What are you even talking about anymore? Also why are you always on reddit? I go to bed and can wake up and you still immediately reply.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

You happened to catch me between my NHL games, scrote.

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

It's the off-season. You were playing alone, how sad. I like the word scrote though.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

Nah, NHL plays all year round if you're not trash at hockey. You wouldn't understand

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

that made me laugh

1  Standard12 2017-09-13

Doesn't that make it even worse that they don't want you?

1  NarwhalWhat 2017-09-13

One guy wants me kicked out apparently means everyone doesn't want me. Absolute retard.

1  hoseking 2017-09-13

What kind of pants on their head window licking retard do you have to be to "forget" you aren't supposed to dome your own fucking goalie during warmups? That is squirt level hockey knowledge lol.