r/drama: Kid Rock launches his 2018 Senate campaign: "if anyone wants to protest tonight, they can protest these nuts."

The removal of confederate statues is the wrong course of action and should never happen but the way to stop it is via the government and judicial system, not by protesting.

1 WarSanchez 2017-09-13

To a certain degree, yeah.

So not really, but only for the sake of this conversation so you don't seem like a fuck head.

Glad to know both sides are still full of hypocritical retards.

1 botchlings 2017-09-13

I've changed my response to be a bit more clear.

1 WarSanchez 2017-09-13

That's a completely different answer.

Yes and kinda are two way different things.

1 glmox 2017-09-13

til objecting to something isnt "protesting" if it is enacted via specific bureaucratic apparatuses

1 Ennui2778 2017-09-13

the judicial system

You're going to sue on what grounds exactly?

You're retarded.

1 botchlings 2017-09-13

You're going to sue on what grounds exactly?

Depends on what we're talking about. If a municipality decides to remove a statue the court can intervene on behalf of interested parties. It happened last week I think when the court delayed removal of a statue so it could review facts surrounding the case.

1 SDIHTD 2017-09-13

*are stupid, not is stupid.

1 WarSanchez 2017-09-13

The action is

The people are

Both are correct but different meanings

1 SDIHTD 2017-09-13

What you wrote is grammatically incorrect.

The correct way to phrase it is "So you think people protesting the removal of statues are stupid?"

But please, continue calling people retards.

1 WarSanchez 2017-09-13

I'm not calling the people protesting retarded, I am calling the single action of protesting retarded.

The protest is retarded. I was trying to prove his hypocrisy.

Apparently you are also retarded.

1 SDIHTD 2017-09-13

You were asking whether or not he thought the people protesting were stupid not if the protest was stupid.

But keep digging in your heels fruitcake.

1 WarSanchez 2017-09-13

Did you not read the part where I said I was proving he was a hypocrite? Did you miss out on the convo where he was saying people protesting was stupid?

Since he said people protesting one way was stupid I was asking him if people protesting another way was also stupid.

Is this too confusing for you? Do I have to use simple memes to explain myself? Is English even your language?

1 SDIHTD 2017-09-13

he was saying people protesting was stupid?

people protesting were/are stupid

Incorrect grammar again.

1 deere442 2017-09-13

Lol you again shitting up the thread. You also apparently can't tell the difference between describing an action and describing the people doing it. You are magically retarded

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-13

Sorry but this is incorrect. "People" is the subject in your sentence so the correct verb is "are."

1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-13

[People] (who are) protesting are stupid.

[(The act of) people protesting] is stupid.

It's bad writing in that it's unclear, but it isn't grammatically incorrect.

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1 plurpnslurp 2017-09-13

who wouldn't?

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-13

We don't so much hate the concept, as the kind of fuckwits who do the actual protesting, usually in the most jack-assed way possible.

1 lunchza 2017-09-13

>not hating protesters
>current year

Something is terribly wrong here

1 DistortedLines 2017-09-13

As a radical centrist, each and every protester from both sides should be gassed.

1 Atimo3 2017-09-13

And then we just gas the centrits and everything will be fixed forever.

1 Muttonman 2017-09-13

Centrists spend all day huffing their own farts, they're immune to toxic gas as a side effect

1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-13

Mine smell like lavender, I should bottle it and sell it as perfume.

1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-13

I have a system how'd you figure it our?

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-13

As a radical centrist, each and every ~~protester~~ person from both sides should be gassed.

Now it makes sense

1 Fletch71011 2017-09-13

We're Alt-Center you fucking fascist Nazi.

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

protester from both sides should be gassed.

We found Donald Trumps account

1 jerry101246 2017-09-13

What has protesting done for these left wing movements besides make everyone pissed?

1 botchlings 2017-09-13

I guess you could argue that it's helped to unify and organize the liberal base but in doing so it's revealed just how ridiculous most modern liberals are. It's definitely a case of the bad outweighing the good.

1 doughboy011 2017-09-13

just how ridiculous most modern liberals are.

I'll have you know that I have made real improvements to the world by having people check their privilege. Quit being a shitlord.

1 JumbledFun 2017-09-13

Uh the civil rights movement...

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

To be fair that only worked because it was another way to fuck over southerners. The civil rights movement was shot dead around 1965 when the democrats didn't need them anymore and they started trying to protest north of the mason dixon

1 SkippyDippo 2017-09-13

YOU TOTALLY SHOWED HIM BY PUTTING WORDS IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN RESPONDING TO THE THING HE NEVER SAID

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

People still care about Kid Rock?

1 TonyFuckingDanza 2017-09-13

They'll care when he's a U.S. Senator and gives the repubs an even larger majority.

1 Zachums 2017-09-13

When you write Bawitdaba you're immediately recorded in the annals of history forever.

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

More like the anal of history since he's such a shit stain on music.

1 ragnathorn 2017-09-13

👎

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

👍

1 ragnathorn 2017-09-13

👌

1 wazzupnerds 2017-09-13

Keep Yourself Safe

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

I'd much rather set his CDs on fire.

1 wazzupnerds 2017-09-13

REEEE

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

Squeal louder. It turns me on.

1 wazzupnerds 2017-09-13

OH YEAH DADDY

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

Spread your bussy

1 wazzupnerds 2017-09-13

Opened wide for you daddy

1 ThroneofTime 2017-09-13

I don't use lube slut

1 im-a-koala 2017-09-13

wow rude

1 SpotNL 2017-09-13

Wait what, all of a sudden kid rock is good now?

1 ohfughalb 2017-09-13

Are you implying Bawitdaba and Cowboy haven't been preserved by the Library of Congress for achievements in trailer trash raprock?

1 SpotNL 2017-09-13

I can preserve a literal turd. Doesn't mean it has value.

1 Clopernicus 2017-09-13

Bawitdaba had some novelty at the time, but Cowboy is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

1 wazzupnerds 2017-09-13

It's 50/50 for me

1 captainpriapism 2017-09-13

Bawitdaba

haha thats a song title

Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie… Full lyrics on Google Play Music

1 makes_people_cringe 2017-09-13

I can't tell the difference between Kid Rock and Chris Rock.

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-13

If you look closely you can notice one is a mayo with bad facial hair and the other is a black midget.

1 doughboy011 2017-09-13

*basketball-american

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-09-13

Average Pewdiepie victim.

1 Awayfone 2017-09-13

All three of them in Sweden

1 doughboy011 2017-09-13

Lol I want this to be a thing now.

1 pandaSmore 2017-09-13

Which league?

1 anthonyhelms15 2017-09-13

Negro leagues

1 WeWuzKANG5 2017-09-13

Articulate Basketball American.

1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-09-13

Best timeline ever.

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-13

Why can't I ever get anyone cool to vote for in my state.

1 scatmunchies 2017-09-13

If you don’t like Michigan’s choices, maybe run yourself.

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-13

I'm envious of Michigan.

1 scatmunchies 2017-09-13

That’s retarded

1 Sober_Sloth 2017-09-13

If you think Kid Rock is cool and didn't just wake up from a coma you entered in the 90s then kys

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-13

Jokes on you, I just woke up from a 90s coma.

1 djakake 2017-09-13

Please go back to sleep.

1 Awayfone 2017-09-13

Are you sitting down?

I have some news about mister rogers...

1 alphetasauce 2017-09-13

How is Kid Rock not cool? He's trashy, loud, has a big bank account, had a midget that rapped about having a ten foot dick, married the sexiest woman of the 90's, parties with Hank Jr, dude is my idol.

1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-13

His midget died and he started sharing stds with Pamala lee(after her prime) and some other 90s rock star guy. It got sad for him quick.

1 ____________13 2017-09-13

Sorry, we're all out of cool celebrity candidates, you can have Vanilla Ice instead.

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-13

Well, at least he'll be strong on immigration given his hit song ICE ICE Baby.

1 dr_chill_pill 2017-09-13

And he was going to enhance the law enforcements communication network long before 9/11 hence "stop collaborate and listen"

1 rewind45 2017-09-13

Hes gonnna win isn't he. This shitshow train just keeps on rolling.

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-09-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJN8IiDse0

1 rewind45 2017-09-13

I can't really laugh at irony jokes anymore.

1 lunchza 2017-09-13

I really hope he wins

1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-13

He is a ex crack dealer that never graduated high school. Of course he is going to win.

1 Zachums 2017-09-13

brb running for congress

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-09-13

He said EX-crack dealer. We have some standards.

1 Ranilen 2017-09-13

Say what you will about crack dealers, but at least they work and contribute to society.

1 deere442 2017-09-13

ya but when they send their crack dealers over, they're not sending their best

1 SxeRpw 2017-09-13

I assume some are good people

1 an_ordinary_canadian 2017-09-13

Rob Ford is no longer the only one, yay.

1 telandrias 2017-09-13

sweet home alabama

werewolves of london

Perfect qualifications tbh

1 cochnbahls 2017-09-13

Bitch set me up!

1 JumbledFun 2017-09-13

Still can't believe that dude got reelected

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

Marion Barry would be president right now if we only allowed people from Atlanta, Detriot, Chicago, Baltimore, and DC to vote.

And Kid Rock is way more successful and way better at speaking than Barry was

1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-09-13

people from Atlanta, Detriot, Chicago, Baltimore, and DC

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

You're right I forgot Oakland, Philly, and Albany

1 razzmataz 2017-09-13

Compton.

1 ghostchamber 2017-09-13

I remember back in 2002 or so when Henry Rollins was on the Howard Stern show (his first appearance). I do not remember the exact context, but they discussed presidential candidates. Rollins made a point of saying that he like Donald Trump (he ran in 2000). He specifically referenced a scenario when Trump was asked about a First Lady, as Trump was not married (I think). Trump's response was "I can get a First Lady within 24 hours."

Rollins says something like: "I liked his swagger. He knows he isn't winning, so he can just say whatever he wants."

1 welfareplate 2017-09-13

You can be the guy that reminds Henry of this a

1 nanonan 2017-09-13

I'm pretty sure everyone's already forgotten whoever he was up against.

1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-13

he's gonna win too lol

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

I want both from ICP to run and win

I'd rather have them

1 tickthegreat 2017-09-13

ICP runs as democrats (two people for 1 office somehow), defeats the incumbent in the primary. Election ends up being Kid Rock vs ICP. Election night will end with a battle of the bands to determine the winner. Eminem is selected as Lt. Governor.

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

At least icp isn't confederate humping traitors

1 LSU_Coonass 2017-09-13

>edgequeen

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

this involves my homestate being even more retarded than it is now

I live here

I don't want it to suck

1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-13

Willing to stick it up their own butt but not the butt of their state...really....makes....you....think

1 Ennui2778 2017-09-13

Aren't.

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

Don't correct me, whore

1 dr_chill_pill 2017-09-13

That actually wasn't the grammatical error as ICP is a single entity but the second part of the sentence needs fixing

1 Clopernicus 2017-09-13

Isn't that a regional thing? In the US (the only place that should matter) "is" is correct, but in sadder places like the UK they would use the plural form.

1 Johnny_Is_Truant 2017-09-13

I will fucking shag your dad swear on me mum.

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

This just in, only a stupid fucking clown would hate the confederacy.

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

Michigan played a big part in the underground railroad/ fighting the confederates. Ignoring that history because you're white trash is stupid.

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

Michigan played a big part in the US carnival industry, even being where the Ivy league of clown schools is. You must love McDonald's because you acting like Ronald right now

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

Yes clearly our love for slaves and clowns did us in

1 kornonthepob 2017-09-13

Alright, now give it back to shaggy, he was sucking it better

1 kornonthepob 2017-09-13

Alright, now give it back to shaggy, he was sucking it better

1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-13

They could use the freebird rule to get 2 people for 1 office.

1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-13

Reminder: The Juggalo march on Washington DC is this Saturday. I seem to recall there was a Nazi march too but ~~5 seconds of googling~~ extensive research has come up empty.

1 lifesbrink 2017-09-13

That would truly be the darkest timeline

1 Bussypostin 2017-09-13

I never want this to end

1 geraldo42 2017-09-13

user reports: 1: hell yeah

1 fernguts 2017-09-13

That's what I said when Trump first launched his campaign, but I didn't expect him to win. Just imagine Kid Rock in the White House someday.

1 ComedicSans 2017-09-13

Just imagine Kid Rock in the White House someday.

Lol Amurka.

1 infinitude 2017-09-13

senators live in the white house

1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-09-13

someday.

1 fernguts 2017-09-13

"And if Kid Rock for senate has got some folks in disarray, wait until they hear 'Kid Rock for President of the USA!'"

-Kid Rock

1 holditsteady 2017-09-13

just nuke the planet

1 razzmataz 2017-09-13

Best Korea and Best President are furiously working on your request.

1 SnackBier 2017-09-13

video of his speech

This timeline...

1 Mephistopholees 2017-09-13

The comments on that first video

Idiocracy realized. At least he's not a shit lib.

Its hard to process being this deaf to irony

1 dogbref 2017-09-13

imagine if he ran against ICP and Eminem

1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-13

Detroit surely lowest of low let's add Ted Nugent, Madonna, and Iggy Pop while were at it. All Detroit natives

1 fernguts 2017-09-13

I'd love to see Madonna return from living as a European noblewoman, and run against Kid Rock.

1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-13

Michigan is crazy you Californian and English NEETS would last two seconds in the murder mitten.

1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-13

All the murders left for better work in other cities. Nice try.

1 glmox 2017-09-13

id vote for iggy pop tbh

1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-13

that emaciated skinny fuck hasn't ordered a pizza since 78, hes also rich as fuck he's got less in common than any of us and I'm retired at 31. I've struggled more than you fucks but guaranteed more successful.

1 subpoutine 2017-09-13

I've struggled more than you fucks but guaranteed more successful.

we have ~~a Hulk~~ /u/xNotch

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

Cooper is from new Mexico, he only moved to Detroit in his 30s

1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-13

born and raised there moved to Arizona when he was 12

1 damn_it_so_much 2017-09-13

It would be like reading Homestuck all over again

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-09-13

ICP is a duo. And they deserve both Senate seats.

1 dogbref 2017-09-13

Violent J/Shaggy 2 Dope 2020 WOOP WOOP!

1 quinotauri 2017-09-13

Magnets delegalized

1 Clopernicus 2017-09-13

Until we can fuckin' figure them out without any lyin' scientists.

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-13

If a woman can be a man, why can't men by a man?

1 1337hax1337 2017-09-13

If he doesn't choose Chris Rock for his VP I'm gonna be mad

1 TonyFuckingDanza 2017-09-13

You think Senators get to pick the Vice President?

1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-13

Do you think Kid rocks knows he doesn't get a vp as a senator?

1 attaca89 2017-09-13

He'll when because he cares about his people, which puts him well ahead of most politicians.

1 botchlings 2017-09-13

He's probably the only politician in Michigan that actually gives a damn about Detroit

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

Detroit is a sinkhole holding the entire rest of the state back though. Fuck detroit

1 botchlings 2017-09-13

So just burn it to the ground and forget it ever existed?

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

one can try, one empty house at a time

1 yamsjustyams 2017-09-13

nah, better to keep all the Democrats in one place than spread the disease.

1 voodoo_onion 2017-09-13

wow. racist

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

What blacks are left

1 plurpnslurp 2017-09-13

you're acting like the "rest of the state" has anything going for it

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

We have "not being Detroit"

Plus east Lansing has hot lesbians

1 plurpnslurp 2017-09-13

I guess, but isn't most of Michigan's economy still centered around the Detroit suburbs? Car-makers and all that?

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

A big part unfortunately

You'd think they'd learn to diversify after deforesting most of the state during the logger boom but ehh

1 plurpnslurp 2017-09-13

Yeh def, though personally I hope Detroit makes a comeback

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

It sort of is but it's still really rough

1 itsconstantinople 2017-09-13

Traverse City is nice

1 kornonthepob 2017-09-13

The US is a sinkhole holding Detroit back. Its one of the only places I bothered visiting in your shitty country. Motown, techno, garage rock, acid rap... It consistently outputs important shit. What the fuck does flint do? They can't even get water right

1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-13

I know who I am voting for in 2018!

1 Tobans 2017-09-13

from one retard to the next

Off yourself before you accidentally impregnate your cousin.

1 voodoo_onion 2017-09-13

I don't know about you, but where I come from, family values rule. If your cousin wants the D, then you should give it to him. It's the humane and compassionate thing to do. Elevating his self esteem and rocketing them into a new dimension of bussy pain. Only then, can my cousin Deon know what it means to be trans-human.

1 Tobans 2017-09-13

I'm not talking about the pleasures of bussy love. I'm talking of nasty rancid gussy.

1 captainpriapism 2017-09-13

this is the sort of rhetoric i can get behind

1 Mircy 2017-09-13

GOD NO

1 wereallthrowaway 2017-09-13

That rhyme scheme though.

1 rightwingnutcase 2017-09-13

What have we begun?

1 LSU_Coonass 2017-09-13

/ourguy/

1 itsconstantinople 2017-09-13

He's gonna BAW WIT DA BA all the way to the Senate floor

1 LSU_Coonass 2017-09-13

/ourguy/

1 mikerhoa 2017-09-13

I never thought we'd hit such high retardation levels. This is a glorious time to be alive.

Fuck it, next up let's get Randy Quaid elected as I don't know, the governor of Missouri or some shit.

1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-09-13

We deserve whatever happens to us

1 cggreene2 2017-09-13

/r/the_kid

1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-13

Things shouldn't be this complicated and, no, you shouldn't get to choose. Because whatever you have between your legs should determine the bathroom that you use.

Now this is a quality slogan.

1 SkippyDippo 2017-09-13

wtf I love Kid Rock now

unironically

1 WeWuzKANG5 2017-09-13

Mod this guy before he wins.

1 KingNothing305 2017-09-13

Fuck it why not Trump won. Give every American weed, guns and bitches.

1 razzmataz 2017-09-13

It's time to pass the 61st Amendment.

1 LordBlackmore 2017-09-13

The perfect Trump era candidate. He appeals to the correct demographic and he has absolutely zero experience in elected office.