do you mean like being a sexual degenerate and dressing up as animals to satisfy your weird perversions and make your parents regret ever having sex because of what it brought into the world?
Kind of random, I'm a UPS driver and I deliver to several funeral homes on a route I do. I've been told that one certain box I bring to them about once a month is full of what are essentially corpse buttplugs. So theres a person, who part of their job. Is to plug the butts of dead people, because apparently dead bodies leak shit. I felt immediately satisfied with my current career path and had a really good rest of my day when I found that out.
That reminds me of something that happened when I was a kid.
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
That's true but to be honest it bugs me that I have to put up with getting a message from them out of no where I had honestly forgot this asshole only to have it forcefully brought up out of no where and I don't need that in my life, thus the question about if that is reportable for a new sub, mostly because I would rather like to retaliate for the random bullshit out of no where.
You expect an autistic neckbeard to come up with a creative, non-cancerous account name? Not likely. At least it triggers certain demographics on occasion.
I also noticed in the subreddit's rules about "sexism, transphobia"... etc, that they are okay with it if it's levied against furries. Now, I'm no history buff, but ain't that how the nazis treated the jews, before the main body of the holocaust? By allowing certain things to be held against them that the rest of the populace was protected from?
Note that you cannot be discriminated against for being a furry, as they do not actually suffer oppression that they do not deserve as a result of their life choices.
Why are you desperately advertising that sub when r/furryhate already exists? All you did was trigger a couple of furries by re-posting stuff from r/cringeanarchy.
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1 PoorLilMarco 2017-09-14
The /r/furry thread
To be honest I wasn't expecting this to blow up as quickly as it did, lol.
1 WarSanchez 2017-09-14
Somebody help get this man the Medal of Honor.
He is single-handedly combating these furry terrorist.
1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-14
They're coming for you!!
http://i.imgur.com/OojjYGx.png
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2017-09-14
You mean have sexual orgies and lure minors into said orgies.
1 glmox 2017-09-14
please redpill me about non-sexual orgies
1 Bustwe 2017-09-14
Lots of hugs and cuddling.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2017-09-14
Its just a bunch of old people trying to have at it long past their expiry date.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2017-09-14
Its just a bunch of old people trying to have at it long past their expiry date.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-09-14
You deserve a medal
1 LoveThisWebSite 2017-09-14
That furry thread. People mad they got banned because they post about vore. What a fucking clown world
1 OJSimpsonsTemper 2017-09-14
/u/Lithard
do you mean like being a sexual degenerate and dressing up as animals to satisfy your weird perversions and make your parents regret ever having sex because of what it brought into the world?
1 Neon_needles 2017-09-14
Worst of all, it isn't even anime babes or hunky anime husbands! Talk about shameful!
1 searingsky 2017-09-14
Dont b a prude
1 2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 2017-09-14
I mean... at least it's less vile than gussy.
1 brahmen_noodle 2017-09-14
do I want to know what gussy is??
1 glmox 2017-09-14
some things shouldnt be spoken of
1 2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 2017-09-14
I suppose it depends on if you choose to self-identify as a filthy het.
1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-14
It's the gash girls have between the legs
1 SpotNL 2017-09-14
Puritan.
1 1171798 2017-09-14
No kinkshaming pls
1 SpookyDoll 2017-09-14
I mean at least you didn't take over the shit show sub that is teenmom.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-14
Imagine taking that sub over. It would be so fun
1 Kipkluif 2017-09-14
I mean, he's right
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-14
Yeah /u/PoorLilMarco mist not have any hobbies or anyone who actually loves him.
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-09-14
This but unronically
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-14
Wow, I haven't seen you around in ages
1 ohfughalb 2017-09-14
Holy shit where have you been?
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-14
Off reddit for a long time, starting to shitpost again now that summer is ending. It's the opposite of school kid schedule yet less mature.
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-14
Kind of random, I'm a UPS driver and I deliver to several funeral homes on a route I do. I've been told that one certain box I bring to them about once a month is full of what are essentially corpse buttplugs. So theres a person, who part of their job. Is to plug the butts of dead people, because apparently dead bodies leak shit. I felt immediately satisfied with my current career path and had a really good rest of my day when I found that out.
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-14
That reminds me of something that happened when I was a kid.
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
1 Zabbiemaster 2017-09-14
Hoe did you do it?
1 Stuntman119 2017-09-14
He became one of them.
1 80BAIT08 2017-09-14
You're ruining his life OP.
1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-14
I'm not religious but I do believe that furries go to hell when they die
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2017-09-14
What hell could be worse than the self-inflicted one of being a degenerate furry dogfucker?
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-14
Your username is one.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2017-09-14
You expect an autistic neckbeard to come up with a creative, non-cancerous account name? Not likely. At least it triggers certain demographics on occasion.
1 StezzerLolz 2017-09-14
It's good to be honest about yourself, but it's not a justification.
1 Dextro420x 2017-09-14
/u/PoorLilMarco we should play Garysmod sometime and kill all the furries
1 Teklogikal 2017-09-14
...
1 infinitude 2017-09-14
I for one have no problem gassing furries
1 YiffReich 2017-09-14
We have no problem gassing normies. In fact, we're putting chemicals into the water already.
1 infinitude 2017-09-14
nonono you misunderstand. We mean the lethal kind.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-14
Keep yourself safe.
1 GratefulUser 2017-09-14
It turns the frogs gay
1 AnimalFactsBot 2017-09-14
A frog is an amphibian. They lay their eggs in water. The eggs hatch into a tadpole which lives in water until it metamorphoses into an adult frog.
1 fernguts 2017-09-14
You're doing the Lord's work, son.
1 fuck_la_drogue 2017-09-14
Fuck you priceflash
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2017-09-14
Keep this up and the mayos will have a new ally.
1 Kuonji 2017-09-14
Related
1 T-Bolt 2017-09-14
Also related
1 sk_159 2017-09-14
Why are you desperately advertising that sub when r/furryhate already exists? All you did was trigger a couple of furries by re-posting stuff from r/cringeanarchy.
1 CC3940A61E 2017-09-14
the only good furry is a dead furry
1 AnnArchist 2017-09-14
Rainfurrest is still my favorite imgur galleries....
https://imgur.com/a/qcPC8
http://imgur.com/a/mkBay
1 nio151 2017-09-14
How was yiffinhell a pro furry sub?
1 Ellthan 2017-09-14
How did you take it over?
1 Ellthan 2017-09-14
How did you take it over?
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-14
Where the fuck is your flair you fagfucker?
1 ohfughalb 2017-09-14
It's 4chan copypizza.