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It actually sucks to be vegan because it sucks to care so much, but it's the right thing to do. Anyway, I hope you can imagine why vegans become so frustrated sometimes.

/u/gobblegourd how exhausting is it being an annoying ideologue all the time

lol i tagged him as "hates cheese"

You tag people?

with a branding iron

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Bussyposters get my Star of Approval

How many points?

This guy lives in an anti-cheese cult compound and has branded himself to show his faith.

My perspective is of someone who went vegan, wound up in an animal rights group, and now I live in an animal rights house. My friends have tattoos of pigs and cows on them. Many of us, including myself, wear fork bracelets to symbolize a pledge to be outspoken against violence to animals. I visited an animal sanctuary and met animals who were rescued from factory farms. One was a sweet baby calf named Rupert who's mother was killed, and as he was being transported to slaughter for veal, he was thrown out of the truck during a sharp turn. I personally fed him milk through a plastic bottle because he was robbed of the ability to nurse. I then flew across the country for an animal rights convergence and shouted Rupert's story to a crowd of people. I've walked into restaurants and grocery stores and shouted Rupert's story for everyone to hear. I traveled to an animal rights march and chanted alongside 3,000 people. As you can see, I am very entrenched in it.

Wanna bet he used to be into hardcore drugs?

used to

Yeah you're gonna find some nice, animal friendly trackmarks on this fellow

Still better than him joining an extremist group like ISIS or marathon running

Implying ISIS is worse than veganism

hearts and minds, folks.

There's no better way to win-over your opponents than to belittle them publicly. Isn't that right, Hillary?

reported for vulgar sexism

Hillary should have learned from Trump- a man who would never publicly belittle his opponents.

it wasn't about belittling Trump....I think a lot of people were OK with that. It was belittling the people that caused the bulk of her problems.

If you want to win at popularity contest, people need to be able to think you like them. Hillary just always came of as contemptuous of "little people". She basically had a vibe somewhere between r/iamverysmart, and just overall superiority. People hate that shit.

WHO^OSH

We got a serious poster in here

You want a serious poster?

I'll give you a serious poster!

Now this is entrenchment

https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/6vn8fu/vegan_way_to_fix_maggot_infestation_in_outdoor

I love this answer

Gently transfer them to another container?

wow....just, wow. These snowflakes are beyond salvation.

Just visualize in your mind's eye this weak, pale, malnourished vegan, moving each individual maggot with trembling anemic hands from his rancid garbage can. Not too hard to imagine.

Here you go Kyle...be free.

Don't think I've forgotten about you, Tiffany. I've made an adorable gluten-free muffin to serve as your new apartment. You'll be right next door to Todd and Malcolm's little quinoa-loft. I know they're living an alternative lifestyle, but who are we to question their love...

I think that was sarcastic.

Wow with a trench like that they're ready to fight WW1

And we all know the answer to trench warfare.

Gas.

/u/gobblegourd what does it feel like to belong to a cult?

u/gobblegourd what does it feel like to belong to a cult cunt?

FTFY

First of all, what a freak. Definitely seems like one of those heroin people, like that dude who stepped on his pet duck or whatever.

Second, this guy's activism is shouting some retarded story about a cow to random grocery shoppers? Literally everyone who spends one weekend a year volunteering with United Way is doing more than this guy. What a waste of space.

like that dude who stepped on his pet duck or whatever.

This guy. Notice how he hasn't commented since then? A lot of people in that post told him to keep himself safe and he must have taken that advice to heart.

If this house was bombed the world's GDP would collective go up.

Why is he so willing to shout out the story in grocery stores etc but won't come to /r/Drama when we username-ping him? Are we in some way unappealing?

Yes

My world-view is shattered. I thought of us as lovable rogues.

We don't play by the rules but goddammit, we get the job done.

This just makes me hungry for calf, and I'm someone who's already cut down on his meat consumption a lot.

LOL gottem

Odd I have you tagged as "cuts cheese"

I have you tagged as "I don't think about you at all"

we need vegancide

we need vegancide

we need doublepostercide

You are proposing dramacide, that's outright heresy.

Don't worry, their lack of vitamins causes them to REEEEEEE themselves to death.

Plenty of overlap with mayocide there

Jane Goodale should have been reddits scientist crush instead of NDT and Bill Nye tbh. Female, works with animals, actually does science for a living, smart as fuck, seems like an all around decent grounded person. Ok, never mind, I can't see how the two would ever get along.

Dude space and nostalgia lol.

And weed

Tbh working in space-related shit is great. It's not just dope images.

Space is awesome. Although I never watched NDT and it's clear Bill Nye should have stayed in the past.

Nowadays DeGrasse is much more of a scientific presenter than an actual scientist, however his contributions to astronomy shouldn't be downplayed. He was the director of Hayden Planetorium and removed Pluto from the directory of planets due to its failure to "clear its neighborhood". The IAA follower suit in 2006 and declassified Pluto from its planetary status. So his claim to fame is being the guy who killed Pluto, and of course hosting scientific TV shows.

I find myself in between the Reddit "le black science man" circlejerk and the "omg he didn't do anything he's only a scientist because affirmative action!" retardation.

"commence the pluto-cide"

-neal the grass tyson

Also, not in the pocket of hollywood.

Well she's a woman so :⁾

This but unironically

Neil "Smoke deGrasse" Tyson?

she's so cute, i wish she was my grandma :(

It was originally Carl Sagan, but he's dead so he can't have a twitter account for everyone to jerk off to.

Lol but the bitch eats cheese. Might as well be Hitler

It’s almost if Hillary Clinton did AMA and said she doesn’t mind killing brown people...

It really bothers me that no one asked her if shes ever fucked a monkey. C'mon jane, 50 years is a looong time.

They're called humanzees, and they're totally a thing

It would explain /b/tards, that's for sure.

And he still hasn't called

Dianna Foussey enraged locals by encouraging local maids at her jungle compound to endure sexually aggressive maneuvers from chimps. One published american new story from the time claims Dianna held a maid forcibly while a chimp humped her and tried to pacify the woman by stroking her hair , saying 'just let him' but refusing to let woman run away like she was trying to do. You can google it

ohmygod....I've never seen so much vegan butt-hurt in all my life.

The amount of human suffering on that single thread is enough to power my soysmartphone for at least one phonecall with my homepath, to book another cleansing kale enema!

Official thread theme.

Cheese is one of the top reasons why I am a vegetarian and not a vegan. That and ice cream, leather handbags & shoes, and strawberry flavored milk.

Vegans are whiny little bitches.

Are you vegetarian for moral reasons or do you just not like meat? If it's the former then idk how leather apparel doesn't make you a hypocritical retard.

"Whaaaaaaa, unless you're an extremist, you don't care!!!!"

Not wearing leather is probably less extreme than being vegetarian, hypocritical retard.

Why? The cow's dead. We ate it. Why the fuck wouldn't we make stuff out of the by-products?

The only ethical thing is to use human leather

wow....that.....is pretty ...something

It's not real

He cows dead. All the cool kids are already eating it. Why the fuck wouldn't you eat it too?

Well....I would but I'm not allowed to eat it, because of our unspoken love:

“A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”

– Tahrir al-Vasyleh, fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.

😂 # buylocal

Fuck the next door village, tbh.

Their fur trader has refused to sell us his high quality furs, leading to three deaths this past winter.

Damn at least you can divy up half for fucking and half for eating.

Islam: Not even once

An animal's life is worth more than a meal but less than being sexy

Nah, I'll keep my handbags and heels and you can be a whiny bitch. P.S. I'm loving the drama, bae! Turn it up some tho, the insults are kinda dry.

Lmao I eat meat and wear leather, you're just a hypocritical retard. Is this sass a defense mechanism for you realizing your values are idiotic nonsense?

You're boring me now. And to answer your original question, I just don't like the taste of meat.

Lol I'm just here to make fun of your retardation, not entertain you. Good job changing up your reasoning, wouldn't want to broadcast to the world how much of a hypocritical retard you are when you tell people you're a vegetarian with a leather bag in your hand. Too bad you already told all of us the truth though. White women are so dumb.

Silly goy, of course your job is to entertain me!

Sorry I don't have any retarded hypocrisies which invalidate my values and make me look like an idiot so you're gonna have to carry this one.

Sigh, you remind me of a young child that keeps repeating themselves. And as I hate children, this clearly isn't going to work. I'm going to have to let you go as my pet r/drama monkey.

There's just nothing that tops a vegetarian for moral reasons not seeing the hypocrisy in wearing leather apparel. Like yeah we all fuck around and call each other autistic here but that's seriously embarrassing and pathetic.

What's with white women getting all sassy when they're upset? It's the lowest form of condescension and just makes you look like a child. And it's not like anyone's going to feel underneath a vegetarian that wears leather lmao.

I'm a vegetarian for moral reasons, and the leather thing has become very tough. I ordered some $400 non-leather shoes that looked good from England, but I can't afford those prices right now. Synthetic business shoes look horrible.

I've done ok on non-leather belts, but it took some work. Also I have a leather couch but didn't buy it, so I'm ok with that.

TL;DR -- Being a food vegetarian is easier than being a leather products vegetarian

Eh that's like saying being a vegetarian is hard because fake meats are expensive and taste bad. You a guy? Feel like girls have options but yeah idk what else I could wear. Do you mean synthetics in general or synthetic leathers? Idk if it's vegans being delusional but apparently synthetic leather isn't too bad these days. Guys shoes have bigger cuts so idk if it would translate

You're trying too hard.

Really? Bc my academic advisor always tells me I'm not trying hard enough. Oh wells..

I guess it's a fine line between being a vegetarian for moral reasons and being a vegan. I can't understand being a vegetarian for moral reasons and consuming eggs, milk, cheese, etc. because, according to some people, the methods to obtain these items are inhumane, even though they don't usually involve killing the animal to get it. Wearing leather, ostrich, does require killing the animal, obvs. I'm not a vegetarian btw, just someone who analyzes a bunch of stuff silently. And pescatarians are vegetarians who eat fish. They must think fish are not as worthy of keeping alive as they do chickens, pigs, and cows? I'm confused. Oh well!

leather handbags

Uhhhhh....

Seriously, what a dumbass.

He doesn't eat those.

The people of Stalingrad would beg to differ

You're thinking Leningrad, Stalingrad was less "where did all the food go" and more "what can I scavenge from this 40 foot tall scrap heap that used to be the corner market".

40 ft ≈ 12 metres

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damn, you're right.

Maybe vegans wouldn't be such jump-y, humorless and constantly buttmad culties if they stopped eating their beans flavourless and added some Greek cheese on the side.

They're not losing their shit, they're just using it to fertilize the drama.

Also another correction about their shit. I don't think it's as fibrous as it should be. They probably eat a fuck ton of SIMPLETON CARBS

I bet there's about 5% of jane goodale's mind that is DESPERATELY curious what gorilla meat tastes like

I think she knows....

http://comicsalliance.com/files/2015/08/Larson03.jpg

I mean, Harambe's already dead. What's the harm in cooking and eating his corpse?

Waste not

/u/recovering_spaz there's no need to apologise as a vegetarian. i've actually never met an asshole vegetarian even on reddit

or at least if they were an assole it wasn't because they were a vegetarian

vegans seem to be a unique species

I will apologize like a motherfucker.

I want it well known that one can reduce or stop eating animal products without turning into a douchecanoe.

🙄 Carnist Apologist Spotted 🙄

It's remarkable that a vegan found a way to feel superior to Dr. Goodall.

Said by someone who has never met a vegan. I used to live in a vegan co-op (as an Anne Frank meat eater). The militancy is no joke.

Anne Frank meat probably isn't cheap.

Anne Frank's cheese is what made me a vegan. Stuff's old and disgusting.

Best comment

"We're sorry about the vegans"

Wat

I watch a lot of porn and what is a porn announcer?

Allahu ackbar

fight me bitch