Edgelord visits /r/beholdthemasterrace, and a spicy copy pasta is born

21  2017-09-15 by MG87

51 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Fucking retard.

Don't be so hard on yourself /u/__celli

Let me help you out here: attacking people unprovoked is wrong.

Unless...

Go ahead and ban me. I've already unsubbed from this trash fucking sub. You don't know me. None of you know me. You're all fucking ignorant children. If you're actually a mod, you're a horrid excuse for one. This sub is a fucking pathetic circle jerk. I came here for the occasional good post until I realized 90% of the sub is shit posts. And even on the good posts, there's nothing but verbal vomit in the comments. Your followers, and clearly you, have zero reading comprehension skills. If making up words and putting them into someone else mouth was a sport, you'd all have gold fucking medals. So go ahead, ban me. I know a little extra blood is going to rush to your private bits as you exercise your power trip, but don't forget that youre not special and your made up power on Reddit isn't worth anything in real life. I've been on your sub two days and i already noped out long before you threatened a ban. I sincerely hope none of you procreate and spread this bullshit in real life.

needs more parmesan imo

The article headline is a little confusing. There's no such thing as a stand-alone hate crime in the US, like yelling racial slurs at people isn't a crime. What actually happened is he like physically assaulted a bunch of people while yelling racial slurs. The yelling of racial slurs while assaulting makes the assault worse, legally.

Oh its absolutely clickbait

Don't mistake my observation for me caring what other people think.

two posts later

Go ahead and ban me. I've already unsubbed from this trash fucking sub. You don't know me. None of you know me. You're all fucking ignorant children. If you're actually a mod, you're a horrid excuse for one. This sub is a fucking pathetic circle jerk. I came here for the occasional good post until I realized 90% of the sub is shit posts. And even on the good posts, there's nothing but verbal vomit in the comments. Your followers, and clearly you, have zero reading comprehension skills. If making up words and putting them into someone else mouth was a sport, you'd all have gold fucking medals. So go ahead, ban me. I know a little extra blood is going to rush to your private bits as you exercise your power trip, but don't forget that youre not special and your made up power on Reddit isn't worth anything in real life. I've been on your sub two days and i already noped out long before you threatened a ban. I sincerely hope none of you procreate and spread this bullshit in real life.

cared enough to boil up some tasty pasta tho

Also he's extremely "still there" for someone who "noped out two days ago"

dingus forgot to turn of inbox replies when he unsubbed

Tbh I was kinda triggered by

This man yelled "shut up, slave" at a Starbucks. Now he faces felonies.

But they I saw the video where he spits on people and kicks them in a face I was like "hey that title tho".

For someone who doesn't give a shit about what people think about him, he sure spends a lot of time saying it.

u/mg87 all up in that bussy like it owes him money

/u/__celli please eat my ass

No thanks.

Go ahead and eat my ass. I've already unsubbed from this trash fucking sub. You don't know me. None of you know me. You're all fucking ignorant children. If you're actually a mod, you're a horrid excuse for one. This sub is a fucking pathetic circle jerk. I came here for the occasional good post until I realized 90% of the sub is shit posts. And even on the good posts, there's nothing but verbal vomit in the comments. Your followers, and clearly you, have zero reading comprehension skills. If making up words and putting them into someone else mouth was a sport, you'd all have gold fucking medals. So go ahead, ban me. I know a little extra blood is going to rush to your private bits as you exercise your power trip, but don't forget that youre not special and your made up power on Reddit isn't worth anything in real life. I've been on your sub two days and i already noped out long before you threatened a ban. I sincerely hope none of you procreate and spread this bullshit in real life.

Go ahead and ban me. I've already unsubbed from this trash fucking sub. You don't know me. None of you know me. You're all fucking ignorant children. If you're actually a mod, you're a horrid excuse for one. This sub is a fucking pathetic circle jerk. I came here for the occasional good post until I realized 90% of the sub is shit posts. And even on the good posts, there's nothing but verbal vomit in the comments. Your followers, and clearly you, have zero reading comprehension skills. If making up words and putting them into someone else mouth was a sport, you'd all have gold fucking medals. So go ahead, ban me. I know a little extra blood is going to rush to your private bits as you exercise your power trip, but don't forget that youre not special and your made up power on Reddit isn't worth anything in real life. I've been on your sub two days and i already noped out long before you threatened a ban. I sincerely hope none of you procreate and spread this bullshit in real life.

Wow. Much clever.

so what grade are you in

Wow. Much clever.

hey man follow my twitter thx

Wow. Much clever.

so hows your day goin

Oh just great. I was having a lovely day today. But then thanks to this post I'm getting doxxed and harassed via PMs. /u/MG67 decided that the ass raping I got in the other sub wasn't good enough. Even though I deleted everything and left. He decided to bring it over here and spread it even more.

So yeah. Great fucking day.

thats what you deserve for posting dumb shit on the internet

Fuck off.

remember! the! human!

The best part about this is how /u/__celli bragged about how much he didn't care what people think, said he can say whatever he wants on the internet without consequences and deletes his stupidity. Oh and then he blames me because fuck personal responsibility.

And then there is his oh so "intelligent" idea of using his alt to e-stalk me. Good job /u/Throwaway_149.

Oh get over yourself you fucking retard

then leave me the fuck alone. Yall are the ones who are fucking obsessed

Said the dude who is using his alt to follow me around Reddit

But I thought you could say whatever you want on the internet and it can't be connected to you? What happened to that little bit of braggadocio, did you underestimate how fucking easy it is to find someone with such a unique username?

That was before he learned actions have consequences

Reeeeee

spicy

eh, it's like hot chips spicy. so it just tingles my mouth a little tbh.

I'm fucking honored. Too bad it's from that garbage sub.

If youre wondering why youre not banned from that sub its because youre a lolcow.

Well I don't sub there or even go there anymore soooo... I really couldn't give two shits either way. Y'all caught me on a bad day. And now I'm being doxxed and harassed for it thanks to the motherfucker /u/MG87. I even went out of my way to remove everything I posted on that sub. Trying to put that shit behind me. But now I'm getting PMs from angry people and other people following me from sub sub commenting on shit.

I hope yalls lulz here are fucking worth it.

At the rate youre generating lulz-worthy copypasta im not surprised you have such a fan club. As a physician my advice to you is to start drinking. Once youre good and drunk come back to your inbox and let the responses flow.

At what rate? I had one bad day over on a prissy sub. I deleted everything and left and now I have over a hundred people who won't leave me the fuck alone.

I woke up to the number 164 next to my inbox this morning.

I'm off this weekend so lots of weed and beer will be keeping me away from this shit.

You must indulge the drugs and delve into this. Let loose your inner tard and the world will rejoice with you.

For someone who wants to take a weed infused break from Reddit he sure does post alot

/u/__celli is also using his throwaway account in an attempt to annoy me. It's amazing how much he thinks about me.

/u/__celli is why Haldol exists.

/u/__celli

if you don't want people to think you're stupid, you shouldn't act stupid.

Question why is the dude hot like come on.

Go ahead and ban me. I've already unsubbed from this trash fucking sub. You don't know me. None of you know me. You're all fucking ignorant children. If you're actually a mod, you're a horrid excuse for one. This sub is a fucking pathetic circle jerk. I came here for the occasional good post until I realized 90% of the sub is shit posts. And even on the good posts, there's nothing but verbal vomit in the comments. Your followers, and clearly you, have zero reading comprehension skills. If making up words and putting them into someone else mouth was a sport, you'd all have gold fucking medals. So go ahead, ban me. I know a little extra blood is going to rush to your private bits as you exercise your power trip, but don't forget that youre not special and your made up power on Reddit isn't worth anything in real life. I've been on your sub two days and i already noped out long before you threatened a ban. I sincerely hope none of you procreate and spread this bullshit in real life.

Let me help you out here: attacking people unprovoked is wrong.