Someone has their PlayStation Vita™️ handheld stolen and asks how to deactivate it. This compels someone to rant about camsluts manipulating teenage virgins into giving them free stuff for some godforsaken reason

40  2017-09-15 by talc_toucan

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If a woman can get free things simply because a man is attracted to her then she should.

a fool and his money are soon parted

Why do you feel that people should take advantage of "fools"?

If you're stupid enough to give your money to a stranger on the internet just because you are physically attracted to them and then they take advantage of you, you've gotten what you deserve as far as I'm concerned.

I agree with that. Which is why I told her that I'm not necessarily upset with her, I was just using her situation as an example of the ways that people take advantage of one another. I wasn't trying to start any sort of crusade against anybody, but I'm happy with all of the discussion that's come out of this. Thank you for your take on this

Because they are foolish (lacking good sense or judgment; unwise.)

Why do you feel that fools shouldn't be taken advantage of?

You're sort of repeating my question, not answering it. You're saying "People should take advantage of fools because they are fools" Right now, I think you're a fool. Why should I take advantage of you (For example)? Since it's subjective as to whether or not someone is a fool, and you can decide if somebody is a fool with as little information about them as you want. Because of that, I think it's dangerous and unhealthy. That's probably why

I answered your question, even provided a definition of the word because I was pretty sure you didn't understand.

Then I flipped your question hoping you'd see how stupid it was, but alas, you did not.

Many things are dangerous (driving a car) and unhealthy (cheesecake). Based on everyday actions those things clearly aren't sufficient reasons.

You like to think you're a Shepard but you're really just another sheep surrounded by wolves.

I agree, the wolves will always be in control. Feast away, sir, I will die before becoming more like you :)

Also props for shitting on the person with cancer. That's like well beyond what we do here.

I'm glad we're not alike.

what we do here.

/r/drama

Lol

We shit on the able but incompetent. You shit on the crippled and diseased.

You have chosen poorly in this life.

Maybe I should spend more time here to train for this life. Will you be my sensei

You're kind of a bullshit dude, you make these long opinionated paragraphs and as soon as someone calls you out and claims you're a bad person (you are), you write a ranting paragraph about how they don't know you as a person. I don't know you as a person but I know good people dont spend their time harassing cancer survivors for getting a fucking free Vita.

But you're a great person, that's how you ended up here. Are you volunteering as my drama sensei?

You can't really have it both ways sarcastically pretending you dont care while writing like seven paragraphs about this women in a totally unrelated thread to the point that the op himself had to be like "dude who gives a shit I'm trying to get help with my Vita not listen to your manchild rants about undeserved vitas"

I can have it however I want. I'm responding seriously to people that want to discuss the topic at hand, not what kind of person I am. You fall on the side of people that don't deserve the time of day, in my book. Want me to take you seriously? Let's make this more productive and less personal. I'll treat this conversation with however much levity I believe it deserves.

Darn sorry I couldn't participate in the high level topic of user pinging people from unrelated threads to harass them about their free Vita. Is there maybe a course I can take or just a good beginners textbook?

I'm actually not high level yet, but I know it looks like that down there at the bottom. I'd say the Bible is the best book for learning any lesson. Period.

I'm always one step ahead of the wolves. That's why I'm always fucked the fuck up on heroin. If they eat me, they'll get sick, and their fellows will take advantage of their weakness.

That's also why I'm always soaked in ipecac.

Because if all the idiots went bankrupt today, they'd all starve to death. Then we'd be an idiot-free society.

Compelling, yes?

nods

I am sure u/gadgetqueen learned that quickly

Hey all, it's me in this post. Happy to have a discussion regarding some of the points i poorly brought up, if you'd like. Shoot me any comments or questions!

You weren't wrong, you were just an asshole. It was irrelevant and kinda pathetic, get over it silly.

I agree it's silly, but I'm not upset about all the discussion it sparked.

Well, I can forgive you provided you send me some bussy pics.

I thought the vita was dead.

Long dead I thought. I haven't picked up mine in at least two years.

They're still making some games or converting them but most of its weeb dating sims so

lol thats like my sex life hahahaaa jk 😓

There are some great games that have been ported to the Vita in the last couple years, plus there's homebrew, hacking, emulation, etc. now. Not that that why people are stealing them lol

darkest dungeon port's pretty sick

I have yet to play that game, but it looks awesome. Hopefully they'll put the game and DLC on sale at the same time someday. Do you have the Crimson Court DLC?

Yeah, haven't played it much post dlc though. fyi load times are pretty brutal on the vita and it makes use of the fucking backpads for some reason

I'm actually curious if you'd mind telling me the total file size for the game + DLC. Yeah.. I've heard about the back touch pad. Grips are pretty essential for playing games like that

They're completely unnecessary and it's bad control design, it's a turnbased game. Current with Crimson Court is 1121 MB

Totally agree. I hate how Don't Starve has back touch controls for the camera, and you can't turn the damn thing off. Really annoying. Awesome, thanks for looking that up for me!

I used mine all the time until a few months ago. It was the best quality handheld you could get until the switch, and that's lacking in games at the moment. But still, its screen resolution dwarfs anything up until this year, as does its clarity if you get one of the first generation OLED ones. Massive selection of games, nearly all of which are downloadable. The only problem is the games range from very old (playstation era) to semi-old, so it's not a fantastic deal unless you're either new to gaming or haven't played in a while.

If it were a console, I'd never touch the thing. But the fact that it's portable is really what it's all about. I'm not 8 years old any more so I can't just sit there playing a video game for more than a couple hours without getting bored, so having to go boot up a console, turn on the TV, get the controller, etc. is rarely worth it. But with a vita or switch I can just pick up and play. I play BotW while my turns are playing out in xcom.

/u/timmycbc tell us who broke your heart.

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