Important Announcement

71  2017-09-15 by snallygaster

Dear patrons, today is the email I hoped I'd never have to write. Many of you don't know this, but I actually live in a very toxic and unsupportive home environment. My parents do not approve of my lifestyle choices and frequently mock my clothing, my friends, and yes, even my ART. I've tried to do what I can to bring you the best entertainment possible despite this. However yesterday things took a turn for the worst. Just before I could upload the most recent pages, my father burst into my room without knocking and told me he doesn't consider me working on "Malespin" (My Yaoi\Futa manga based on Disney's Talespin) to be gainful employment. He announced that effective immediately, I am to move out of his home and find a real job. I tried telling him that this is my calling and he just didn't care. He then shoved me rudely out of the way and rebooted my computer. I didn't realize what he was doing at first, but then before I could stop hom he initiated a factory reset! I was screaming no!, that it was my computer, but he yelled that he had paid for it and wiped out YEARS of work. The next thing I knew he told me to "pack up my shit" and that he would drop me off at the homeless shelter. Through the tears in my eyes, I pretended I needed to throw up, then in the bathroom I tried to call for help with my cell phone. Sadly when I reached child protective services they took HIS side, even though he had destroyed my work. They say just because I am 33 years old they can't help me. I tried calling the police and of course, only got laughed at again. I am now homeless and it looks like I will be staying at the shelter tonight. I am begging you PLEASE if you ever enjoyed a JazzyJackal comic, or just want to help out a terrified fellow fur with nowhere to go, PLEASE donate to my gofundme ASAP!

75 comments

1  ComedicSans 2017-09-15

Press F for our brave friend.

1  SperglockHolmes 2017-09-15

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1  LeFabulousFaggot 2017-09-15

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1  DannyLee90 2017-09-15

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1  _narrows 2017-09-15

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

zoz

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

zle

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

zozzle

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-09-15

U

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

You fucking retard. Can't even press the correct key. Smh 😤

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-09-15

R

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

That's better! :D

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-09-15

F

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

That's blasphemy.

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-09-15

A

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

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1  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-15

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1  r4chan-cancer 2017-09-15

Please link the gofundme I need to fight against this terrible fursecution.

1  snallygaster 2017-09-15

I can't find it, not sure if this is even real or was just written by some ruseman on irc.

1  JasonJewnova 2017-09-15

Post gussy

1  420CO 2017-09-15

Gross

1  Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-09-15

100% Haram

1  glmox 2017-09-15

this is why everyone hates nazis

1  JasonJewnova 2017-09-15

why do u always make me cry :'(

1  glmox 2017-09-15

heteros deserve to cry

1  JasonJewnova 2017-09-15

this is why we need straight pride parades

1  im-a-koala 2017-09-15

are lesbos worse than heteros

1  Matues49 2017-09-15

mods pls ban

1  ilovebrownbooty 2017-09-15

Gushy, gush, so soaky.

1  GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-15

GTFO with this degenerate heterocis shit.

1  SDIHTD 2017-09-15

Imagine wanting to be some kind of celebrity of this sub?

1  giroth 2017-09-15

You watch your dirty whore mouth

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-09-15

Imagine posting comments in this sub?

1  GunOfSod 2017-09-15

Imagine replying to comments n this sub.

1  snallygaster 2017-09-15

Imagine reading comments in this sub?

1  WithoutAComma 2017-09-15

Ugh I hate myself

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

r/me_irl

1  GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-15

Imagine a traposexual blue bear that has a unicorn horn and breathes fire.

1  wwyzzerdd 2017-09-15

"Malespin" (My Yaoi\Futa manga based on Disney's Talespin)

I bet you could get a decent segment of Reddit users to subscribe to that.

1  Clopernicus 2017-09-15

Myself included.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-15

It's a bear market

1  PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-09-15

I'll subscribe if it's Futa on Male

1  RenegadeJoeson 2017-09-15

But isnt that homosexual?

1  PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-09-15

No.

1  Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-15

I wrote you a poem to explain:

Roses are red

Mayos are white

Traps are not gay

In real life let's fite

1  onitsuka 2017-09-15

I was going to say a Something Awful moderator had a blog dedicated to that but I think it was Duck Tales.

1  point_shaver 2017-09-15

This sub is like a fantastic buffet of mental disorders.

1  do0rkn0b 2017-09-15

I'm sure you can get help for your eating disorder.

1  subpoutine 2017-09-15

JazzyJackal

/u/JazzyJackal, post fussy.

Secondly, I don't know about this pasta but faint traces of JJ's handle show up in degenerate shit like this.

Also, snally baby, it's so much hotter when you don't spoonfeed us the drama. Keep it up.

1  Zachums 2017-09-15

JazzyJackal helped me through some of the toughest years of my life.

1  LadyVetinari 2017-09-15

I couldn't even finish reading, that is so awful. I'm literally crying rn

Resources:

https://www.hrc.org/resources/what-to-do-if-youve-been-the-victim-of-a-hate-crime

https://www.splcenter.org/reporthate

Stay Strong <3

1  MoshMuth 2017-09-15

Horrorable at the age of 30.

1  blacknblue12 2017-09-15

you are in my thoughts snally.

1  wootfatigue 2017-09-15

U can live with me Snally.

1  wootfatigue 2017-09-15

I'll be ur Onison.

1  wootfatigue 2017-09-15

I'll also provide your outfit/costume for each day.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

I'll let you pee on me everyday if you let me stay with you.

1  wootfatigue 2017-09-15

I already have a piss slave.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-15

But that downvote really hurt me mate :(

1  LLXDS 2017-09-15

Snally you're the new Homer, I swear.

I'm reading the Socratic dialogues right now and the characters are always quoting Homer for effect, because Homer has a line for each and every situation. I see the same thing with you snally. You've touched on so many aspects of life so beautifully and so succinctly that among those "in the know," quoting your r/Drama posts acts as a kind of rhetorical currency, used to lend a brief and poetic effect to any argument and letting others know that you're an educated and sophisticated person.

Long live snally, you have my donation.

1  snallygaster 2017-09-15

Snally you're the new Homer, I swear.

I didn't write this though. I wish I did, but I did not

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-15

D'oh!

1  Bussypostin 2017-09-15

<3 u 5 eva bb

1  GoblinThief 2017-09-15

When i read the title i thought they were announcing this sub getting shut down

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-15

Give it time

1  GunOfSod 2017-09-15

Will send tendies.

STAT!

1  ahbslldud 2017-09-15

Hmmm. Either he's lying through his teeth, or his local cops are garbage because that, my furfriends, is an illegal eviction.

1  RueysSoulDiegosFight 2017-09-15

You are too young to be facing such hardships. I am more than willing to donate gently used underwear. Address, pls.

1  chanilastname 2017-09-15

My s.o's 23 year old autistic cousin called 911 because the dog ate her chicken nugs. No I'm not joking. So do not feel silly snally.

1  DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-15

If you gobble my man-rod, you can get money. Otherwise, fuck off.

1  Pepperglue 2017-09-15

then before I could stop hom he initiated a factory reset!

Okay, now I know you're playing.

Who's story is this, though? I have never heard of Jazzy Jackal comic. Please enlighten me!

1  snallygaster 2017-09-15

I have no idea who wrote it, I think it might be a product of the efnet trole circle.

1  Assy-McGee 2017-09-15

Snally please sit on my face until I suffocate 😤😤😤

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-15

The funniest thing about this is that OP is nothing like this, at least according to all the info I've collected on her over the years.