I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
As a security officer at the Catholic university, Ahlers knew the school did not typically arm its personnel, and he feared that bringing his weapon on campus would lead to his firing.
Imagine being such a micro-dick that you think you need to be prepped for a scene at a Catholic university, lol.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-15
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 Neon_needles 2017-09-15
Imagine being such a micro-dick that you think you need to be prepped for a scene at a Catholic university, lol.
1 high_side 2017-09-15
He must have had some pretty vivid fantasies about how it would go down.
1 Hotpocketsand 2017-09-15
The correct term for accidentally shooting yourself is "Plaxicod".
1 Ellebim 2017-09-15
White people smh
1 IntellectualEuphoria 2017-09-15
His face has negro features, so he's not really lying.
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-15
negroid physiognomy
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-15
They figured out he was lying when they remembered they were in Minnesota.
1 sumant28 2017-09-15
Congratulations you played yourself