*** Latino Insists That Asians Have Small Penises And Hence Unable To Satisfy Their Own Women *** /r/Aznidentity User Disagrees

5  2017-09-16 by Shark_life

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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I know it's terribly politically incorrect and makes /r/hapas and /r/aznidentity rage - but I've heard this sentiment first hand from a couple of Asian girls. These were chicks I was fucking so they were strange flattered/inward cringe moments that I wasn't sure how to respond to, but that's how it is sometimes. I actually feel pretty shitty that some of these dudes' fears and thoughts on their women are more or less true.

Bonus points for "Asian guys are just not dominant", which is also something I've encountered a few times.

paging /u/the0clean0slate

/u/kermit_was_right claims to have first hand experience fucking Asian chicks who assert that Asian men have small peepees.

As head mod of /r/aznidentity and world renowned expert on Asian dicks, we'd like you to produce evidence (preferably photographic in nature) to refute his claims.

Oh you bastard.

Worst thing is that I'm not even particularly large - like, a bit less than 7" but perhaps a touch on the girthy side. Very much in the average realm and nobody will be casting me in porn anytime soon.

One of them has only fucked Chinese dudes her whole life (and one Indian). She was in her early 30s, so not inexperienced, with the average number of long relationships and flings. Her pussy basically couldn't even take me at the first. The first half-dozen times was like fucking a virgin - same squealing and fussing, just with no blood. Fucking her ass hurt her less, and nobody has done that before me.

We're still friends, and I know for a fact she hasn't gone back to Asian cock yet.

She's hot, with a fantastic body, and quite submissive/masochistic. Asian dudes lost a good one there. Sorry bros.

not particularly large, but 7" is above average, even for gay guys.

More like 6.75 really. Nothing special.

You definitely sound like an insecure guy.

Not really.

Yeah, you definitely do.

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😘

Jesus christ. Stop asking for asian cock every other day.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/99b4ea88c99d6e598af8c849f025e53e/tumblr_nbr2l7phVJ1tlneeuo9_1280.jpg

http://68.media.tumblr.com/df0dc203abb95b63c95eb9d047b3346d/tumblr_o1h1rpNJXn1ukd3a4o1_1280.jpg

And lol, the dude can't even put up proof. That deserves to go on thathappened. I mean, I could say I have a 20 inch penis and once broke a tight white pussy in half. She's hot, with a fantastic body, and quite submissive/masochistic. White dudes lost a good one there. Sorry bros.

lol, this Tumblr is kind of gross but it'll answer their questions:

http://averageasianpenis.tumblr.com/ (NSFW!)

A friend of mine showed me that a few months ago. I was like "what the fuck" at the time but who knew it would come in handy?

@ /u/the0clean0slate wow, that's very impressive. You truly are an expert on the matter.

@ /u/kermit_was_right see that Big Asian Cock? How DARE you go around spreading blatant lies about non-existent Asian microdick?

I don't actually know anything about Asian dudes and their dicks, I've simply had a couple of interesting experiences with Asian women. Ironically, I told them that dick size is highly variable and that there are tons of white dudes with small cocks bwahaha.

I don't actually know anything about Asian dudes and their dicks

That's understandable. In fact, becoming a penis expert is a long arduous journey that few are able to complete. In case you have any further questions, please direct them to our resident Asian penis expert /u/the0clean0slate. He's also head mod of /r/aznidentity, a sub that caters to Asian users with huge cocks.

Much appreciated, man.

Be sure to @ me whenever someone mentions Asian cocks on reddit.

Lots actually, it's a pretty well known stereotype at this point that white guys have small cocks which is why black guys have grown in popularity with more and more women.

It's an Asian thing. Have you not watched Japanese porn? They all act like what ever dick in them is too big. It's bizarre, but what are you gonna do? Which is why when you stuck it in her ass she didn't respond as if it was too large, since there's no standard response to ass fucking in Asia.

She's not Japanese, and grew up with American porn. Plus I can feel that shit too, you know, and have fingers, etc. And I've had plenty of other Asians over the years including actual immigrants, this was truly something else. I thought there might be a medical issue, but after a couple of weeks things got easier.

She certainly did respond when I put it in her ass, in a way that most anal virgins do. It just hurt her less - and unlike her pussy, the ass loosened up after a few minutes of fucking like they tend to after someone gets used to the feeling. As most sadists, I have a pretty good sense of empathy when it comes to pain, it's what makes the whole thing tick.

And yes, she was aroused, with plenty of natural lubrication, additional silicone lube, etc.

As a corollary, she showed me some vids of her previous/first dom and her playing - this was the Indian dude after she broke up with her ex, and her first non-Chinese partner. Dude legitimately had a micropenis. I honestly think she had a string of bad luck in that department.

Not being Japanese has little to do with what porn you watch. Since the other Asian nations banned pornography, pretty much all Asians watch Japanese porn. So across all of Asia, it's a common theme to act like the dick is too big.

Obviously, I can't speak to her individual situation as I'm not you or her. Also, none of my business but if her vagina had a harder time opening up than her ass that actually sounds like a legitimate medical issue. There have been several asses that bleed when I try, but never a vagina.

She's never been out of US and doesn't consume Asian media - never learned to read in Chinese.

And yeah, I was legit concerned and tried to send her to the doc about it. After a few weeks things got easier. She's all poly now and one of her partners has a properly large 8+ inch cock so the situation had clearly worked itself out.

This was the first time I've ever encountered something like this, and yeah, occasionally someone clamps down or can't relax and there can be some anal bleeding, but when you can't insert a third finger into a 30+ year old woman's vagina something's fucking strange.

Well if that's the case I find it odd that she dated Asians before you. I mean there's a reason all the Asians are watching Japanese porn, we want to see other Asians and not white people. I mean if she had dated other Asians, you'd think one of them would have introduced her to Japanese porn.

I think that was more about pleasing her parents rather than anything else, tbh. They are the fairly traditional types, never learned English, etc. It seems like it was less about dating or sex, and more about trying to find a husband of the acceptable sort. And her exes didn't seem all that sexually liberated either. This was her sexual awakening, so to speak. These days she is constantly going to sex parties and is immersed in the local bdsm scene, but at the time she was still just getting her bearings, so to speak.

I hope she snaps out of the anti-Asian stuff, it seems weirdly self hating and uncool. But so far she's only dated a string of white dudes after me and refuses to contemplate the idea.

How did she not learn any Chinese then? This is one bizarre human being. I'd even question if they had sex if it was date set ups by families. Not saying Asians don't set kids up, but I find it incredibly hard to believe they had sex in that kind of a situation. I don't mean to dwell but her existence seems to be a paradox. Doesn't know her native language, but can communicate with her parents who can't speak English. Dated (possibly had sex) with Asians who never were in an actual relationship. I find this like leagues beyond normal.

I think she can understand Chinese and speak it poorly, but can't read or write. So her mother calls her, for example, but can't text.

She's had long relationships with terrible sex lives, but they were officially together and stuff. It took her a few months to admit to her parents that they broke up, for example. Also a couple of fwbs along the way. She wasn't completely inexperienced, just had a strange run of small dicks, and the usual dissatisfaction of a subby girl with vanilla guys.

She is kind of strange tbh. Never moved out of her parents house either. There were a lot of reasons why we never really moved past the non-exclusive stage and are just friends now after I got seriously involved with someone else. But under all the weirdness she is actually pretty cool. These days we go hiking and cruises on my motorcycle, and I take some boudoir shots of her from time to time - but we don't play or fuck.

Well I wish you two the best, I mean for whatever that means. It's a bizarre world we live in. Her existence is counter intuitive to me but I guess it takes all kinds.

What sort of proof would you like lmao?

And not like I'm bragging about having a massive cock here, that's kind of why the whole experience was so damn strange. Of course there are asian dudes with big dicks, and there is most certainly no shortage of white dudes with small dicks. That's how variability of this sort works. The truly weird thing is that someone can go half their life fucking Asian dudes, and then have my perfectly average cock blow their mind. It just seems like a strange statistical improbability, but it did happen.

I am not gonna ask for a dick pic but you know how you can prove your size.

Stereotypes and myths. Rather than concluding that it is because they have never found a big Asian dick, they conclude that it is because all Asian dicks are small and white dicks are big.

An average white girl who have been by chance only fucking with small white dicks her whole life would not conclude that all white dicks are small and Asian dicks are big if they by chance came upon a 8 inch Asian dick the first time they had Asian.

"I'm not asking for a dick pic, but how about a dick pic" bwahaha.

My size is literally the least remarkable thing about my story. There is ultimately no way I can prove any of this to you rather than having videos of her talking about this stuff or something. I think I screenshotted some of the more odd text conversations somewhere (I'm overseas right now and the bulk of my photos are back home), but those can be faked too.

Stereotypes and myths. Rather than concluding that it is because they have never found a big Asian dick, they conclude that it is because all Asian dicks are small and white dicks are big.

Pretty much. I'm sure there are statistical trends and stuff - India's health ministry complained about condom sizes at some point for a reason. But penis variability is huge.

An average white girl who have been by chance only fucking with small white dicks her whole life would not conclude that all white dicks are small and Asian dicks are big if they by chance came upon a 8 inch Asian dick the first time they had Asian.

Well, they do sometimes do that with Black dudes so it can happen to us too.

Dude, I think you're being trolled. "Statistical trends" and such (obviously, penis size isn't correlated with race, as every legitimate study has determined). Just let these dudes do their Internet thing.

Ok, yeah. You are right.

I'm guessing you've been through some shitty stuff but rest assured real life isn't filled with Reddit neckbeards. I attend a top-5 university - think HYPSMC - and I can tell you it's very common for the hottest girls (mostly white and Asian) to date Asian guys. One of my white female classmates told me there's a type of Asian guy who is the "total package": smart, successful, caring, and hot. This is probably why there are so many non-Asian men online posting lies about Asian dicks being smaller: they're insecure and need to cling onto anything they can use to convince themselves they're inherently better.

Going further, if you grew up in an "Asian enclave" it'd be apparent the hottest Asian girls pretty much only date other Asians: the ABGs go for the AZN gangsters while the rich FOBs who look like Angelababy go for the Maserati-driving mainlanders. Not going to lie, I'm a pretty good-looking guy who has been pursued by very attractive women of different races but I'd have a hard time breaking into those circles, as a middle-class Asian-American dude.

I understand there are many places in the west where being an Asian man is very difficult. But there are also many places in the west where being an Asian man is just fine, and the number of those places is only growing. Internet trolls do what they do because their lives aren't going well. Nothing they say is going to affect how the general public perceives Asian people. When it comes to optics, nobody in real life cares about losers who had to resort to pursuing mail-order brides, green-card chasers, or community rejects to get laid. Society already knows they're losers.

You're already a better human being than they are simply by not being a weird shithead. Now just let them keep doing whatever they're doing while you live the life you want to live! Good luck, man.

P. S. The Latino guy in the original post and his Asian wife...based on what they look like and what he posted on Facebook I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's probably not the happiest or the smartest or the most successful guy out there. Like, whatever man.

Nah bro. I know how it works in real life. I do fine too.

However there are more lonely AM than any other race in the world, after the American media and other social forces create a general body of myth upon AM. It just make our lives generally harder if we don't solve this problem as a whole. AM are always gonna be lower in confidence on average. My philosophy is that when you personally solved it, it is time to give back and help others get out of this ditch too.

Well I've fucked Asian men who had big dicks and I've fucked Black guys too who were similar. I don't touch white men, o think too many are ugly and effeminate.

hi, a mod of /r/hapas. its great that you link our sub here, but do you realize you are making a joke out of a growing facting in society faced with problem of exisitng in two different cultures and ususally facing a torrent of racist abuse from the (white) father.

the comments about asian men were the same thing my father said to me and I found it incredibly confusing at time when I was developing mentally. so please respect our safe space of /r/hapas.

Your father was probably right though.

Dude take your small ugly white penis and stop trolling on Reddit. You're clearly overcompensating for something with this weird smokeshow shit. Ugly white guys have only proven the internet is their safe space to spread their bitterness.

Grandson, maybe you should listen to your grandfather for once. Come back to the fatherland, take some pride in your heritage. Everyone knows, a lady boy with a blonde wig or whatever that thing is you're calling a fempat, is not a real partner.

Chances are you're ugly as shit and she was too, and not that sexually experienced and telling you what you wanted to hear. FYI, women are tighter when they aren't aroused, so remember that a little. It's called acting.

You seem angry lmao.

Truth is I'm pretty average, but tend to date pretty good looking women. Not entirely sure how that works but there it is. This chick has no filter and we are pretty good friends; I know everything about her sex life past and present. She's not out to impress me lmao, especially since we're just friends now.

And yeah, I've been around the block and know how female arousal works, thanks.

But believe whatever makes you more comfortable, I don't really give a shit.

You seem delusional. White guys are ugly as shit and the only women who did like you were the ugliest Asians, but that's also changing. Black guys are much better to most women and a growing number are dating Hispanic, middle eastern and Asian guys. Ugly white guys are getting left behind for being racist losers with small penises and known for being bad in bed.

Bwahaha so bootyblasted 😂

Eh, I'm Asian and I've unintentionally "cucked" white and Latino guys before (I think that term is stupid but it's the best word to use to describe what happened). The girls were white. For the record, I wasn't trying to facilitate cheating or anything like that; they pursued me and I didn't know they were already in relationships until after we'd hooked up several times.

Also, even Asian pornstars have commented on the size of Asian penises before and - lo and behold - they're the same size of white penises.

/r/AznIdentity is a messed-up subreddit but posting false, racist information makes you guys look just as bad.

Ironically, the whole "penis size and personality is variable and there are lots of dominant asian dudes with normal cocks" thing is actually what I told them too. I too live in an area with tons of Asian people and have nothing whatsoever against Asian men. That part of the experience actually made me extremely uncomfortable.

Reddit is pretty weird. I've only heard two people in real life try to push the false stereotype that Asian men have smaller penises on average, and they were both creepy white dudes who were terrible with women. An Asian woman who actually believes that nonsense must be pretty messed up. The few I know in real life who think that way are kind of ugly so I figured it was a defense mechanism for being seen as undesirable.

This one is definitely hot. But not very statistics or math oriented, I guess, and prone to odd judgement. She unironically thinks juicing (as in, fruit) can cure cancer and shit, so might not be one to think deeply about bell curves and stuff.

But her own lived experience is also what it is. Physiologically, it was pretty obvious that her pussy wasn't used to normal cocks. I've never hurt someone that much outside of virgins, it was extremely odd.