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I too am a straight man who likes looking at lumpy naked men.

This but unironically.

/r/TotallyStraight

Although this sub's for guys who identify as straight but get off to gay porn

Just, what?

For gays who are too afraid to admit they like a nice dick

A fair number of bisexual guys refuse to accept they're bisexual so they try and make these weird ass claims that they're actually straight.

"No way, I'm married! And so what if I ask her to bring guys home? They're for her!"

I only suck dicks for the taste.

I firmly believe you must suck a dick to know if you're gay or not. But then what if you turn gay after that dick? Well you have to find another just to be sure you haven't.

I'm not gay, but the guy sucking my dick might be.

Its funny until you're the woman in the scenario... Then when you're not the woman in the scenario anymore, ITS FUCKING HYSTERICAL.

Dont worryman, they dont even look like humans anymore

I too am a straight man who likes looking at lumpy spray tanned naked men.

They all look like they've been flayed lmao

They all look ugly, hideous and completely repulsive. 0/10.

Blame the judges

I blame the body building community for glorifying this bullshit.

I blame the women for fucking them.

Bad bot.

Bad boy

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That's like blaming men for anorexics.

Women like a guy who works out a bit. Think Hugh Jackedman in Wolverine at most.

But they overshoot the mark, and turn it into a mental illness.

If being a roided up meatcicle didn't win awards, the competitors wouldn't train in that manner.

If people like this never existed then there would never be any such competition.

Yeah but have you fulfilled your dream of turning into a giant humanoid crayfish?

I have fulfilled my dream of being a slice of buttered toast so that counts for something right?

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I dont see any good meltdowns.

Shitposting isn't really a meltdown, good drama though.

I agree. I would actually argue that this is the best the sub has been in the past 2 years

arguably better physiques

literally every single one of those bodies is a visual nightmare.

I know, right? Who the fuck wants to look like that?

Wow dont kinkshame

That's not kink. That's autism.

ableism smh

right, Arnold Swartzenegger had like beautiful body and it was jacked. These guys are gross. r

They look like all their fathers are Slim Jims and their mothers where spray tanned leather shoes.

Arnold looked repulsive too. 0/10

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This is the cringiest thing a high school student has ever written

I wish! :(

They look like cast members in a new season of Jersey Shore. If anyone thinks these guys look good they should be ostracized.

They look like cast members in a new season of Jersey Shore American Horror Story. If anyone thinks these guys look good they should be ostracized.

If anyone thinks these guys look good they should be ostracized.

As long as they and their fans don't have any delusions about this representing the "Herculean ideal of male beauty" or whatever, I don't really see the problem - they do like inhuman muscle mountain trolls, but maybe that was the goal?

I love the way that their bodies are oiled but their heads aren't makes them look like their faces have been poorly photoshopped on.

They all look like they've been flayed lmao

It reminded me mostly of when my dad used wood stain on the garden furniture.

They look like rhinoceros shit

They all look like super mutants. Probably have the same brainpower as well

Milk is secret to humans. Mack Beth say milk make humans strong. Stronger than super mutants. Strong find milk, drink milk. Make super mutants stronger than humans.

Turns out milk is actually steroids

STOP! HIDING!

What kind of queers watch bodybuilding competitions but insist they aren't gay

Gays are attracted to men, not whatever monsters those things are

Gay4pay is a big thing in the bodybuilding community. Gays like different stereotype men like twinks/bears/etc

Are you implying that gays are attracted to monsters

Are you on a computing device on which you can view NSFW material?

Always

Current Olympia Winner

They look less like monsters when they're not painted. And that old guy need to stop everything

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--e7xQ2C08dw/UrS74NbTt3I/AAAAAAAAUQY/7XqeoxL_Q2s/s1600/Gay+for+Pay+pro+bodybuilders+02.jpg

And?

Gays do like monsters

I'm still not seeing gay ness. I'm seeing a weird freak, and I'm guessing this is you? Why do you have these pics??

Yes that's me,because I fap to them

Stop posting pics of yourself, you freaky looking

no

No one and everyone at the same time, homosexuality is a big meme on /r/bodybuilding.

WWE owner Vince K. McMahon.

You know I was thinking... Would it not be a good political decision to let Ramy win? Bodybuilding has a firm grip on the US and is a staple sport over there.

The middle east on the other hand has almost no world class bodybuilders, but they do have a ton of money to spend. The IFBB should definitely be looking at getting the middle east into bodybuilding. I mean they got the gear anyway, might aswell sell them tons of supplements and merch.

what in tarnation

wat

What's your question? Gear = steroids and human growth hormone. States like Kuwait apparently don't punish bb'ers there for using the drugs they need, and apparently they are very high quality. That is the rumour at least.

Yeah but can you really call your hobby a "sport" if you let someone win to boost supplement and merch sales in a certain region?

This is why the whole dangers of steroid use is so overblown. These guys are on more gear then a thoroughbred race horse year round and aren't dropping dead by the dozen

One died from choking on his food, the other was a known barb/opiate user.

I mean steroids can fuck you up but this is hardly examples of it.

They die constantly. Top level bodybuilders and people who do strength competitions die at absurd rates. It's not healthy to even have that much muscle let alone be taking all that gear.

The problem is the long term impact of all the shit they are on doesnt really show until their late 30s, early 40s by which point they are usually semi retired and out of the spotlight. On top of that tons of idiots do a cycle of two of gear and see no immediate negative side effects so they think its perfectly safe and all part of a government conspiracy to..... something.

PEDs and the culture surrounding them are an absolute train wreck.

As do most pro athletes

No not really. Pro athletes often have their own health problems but not in the "heart stops at age 40" level.

Pro athletes also abuse drugs, but not at that level.

lmao like 17 of them have died in the last month

243

Dude, they die all the time. Even some of the lesser roidy places like wrestling and sports that could make use of the mass also suffer from it. Body building is a pretty niche area of the world, but if you look into it you can find some really dark shit.

this is the celebration of addiction nothing more. it's not healthy. it doesn't look good. it's not beneficial. it is, through and through, addiction

Bombing countries isn't very healthy either yet we thank military personnel for their service

Quite funny though.

Thank God we have you to warn /r/drama regulars away from a career in bodybuilding. I was starting to worry about /u/JoanWayneGacy when they developed a ton of back acne.

what? i would never warn anyone against addiction. I simply think it's important to call a spade a spade. wait, I'm still allowed to use that expression right?

I'll be nice here

I'm making fun of you for sounding like a concerned SRDine instead of laughing at these brown orc people

the intent of calling someone's precious 'sport' a run of the mill addiction is not one of concern

This is very cruel but quite funny

It was said that few could endure the eye's terrible gaze.

Also why do they all paint their bodies so they look like the are carved out of wood and varnished, or really well done sausages.

They oil them because the stage lighting will reflect better on the oiled muscles.

Partly, its also to hide the fucking awful acne they get from banging the roids. Seeing them without their chavtan is pretty brutal.

What the fuck is asthetic meant to mean?

Aesthetic, "a branch of philosophy that explores the nature of art, beauty, and taste, with the creation and appreciation of beauty."

So looking big but beautiful, the ideal male form - think Arnold, as opposed to a pregnant turtle.

Also this is why people are pissed. Green trunks is Big Remy.

What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with their legs.

That's actually how lots of men were built before the liberals started putting fluoride in the water.

Right, but that makes no sense in the context of the comic above. You can't say something is 'more aesthetic'.

Sure you can, at least colloquially. More aesthetic = more beautiful, perfect, ideal.

That's really not how you use that word as an adjective.

colloquially

BB subs and forums use it that way all the time.

I'm gonna argue that that's not anywhere near widespread enough to consider it a change in language. It's just a group of people all using it wrong because they're terrified of using words like 'hot' and admitting the underlying homoeroticism of their hobby.

All right, I'll go down this rabbit hole: it's BB jargon. It doesn't matter that it's used differently or wrong in other contexts - the use of aesthetic as an adjective in that way is common in BB communities, accepted as normal, and a really bizarre thing to fixate on so heavily. You're already dismissing it as homoerotic so who cares if they use the word "wrong"?

Nobody, until their community gets attention from the wider world for whatever reason, at which point people go 'hey, that's not how you use that word'.

What the fuck are you on about - the only incorrect thing there was the spelling.

No, that's not how you use the word. You can talk about something having an aesthetic, or you can talk about it having an aesthetic quality, but it's not an adjective like beautiful or handsome, it doesn't mean 'good'. Something or someone can have an ugly aesthetic.

And that's where you're WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Nope. It's easy to look up, the word aesthetic doesn't contain a value-judgement. People might use the word like that on bodybuilding forums, but that's still a misuse.

Yes they do, everywhere, at all times.

That sentence doesn't even make sense in response to mine. Rein in your autism.

People use "aesthetical" or "aesthetic", as a synonym to "beautiful", literally everywhere outside of bodybuilding culture, all the time.

No, they don't. That's a pretty weird assertion.

No, they don't, that's a pretty weird assertion.

You've been living under the rock and are unaware of common word usages, that's how it is.

And again, easy to look up and see that it's incorrect.

I don't need to look up anything because I regular see people use it that way. If dictionaries haven't yet caught up with that after as much as at least a decade, then it's about time they should - though I'm 99% positive they have, and you're clueless about that as well.

though I'm 99% positive they have

And yet not positive enough to spend 5 seconds looking it up.

Yup - un fucking necessary. If it's not in there, it's been slacking.

"I'm not wrong, it's the rest of the world."

"I'm not wrong, it's the rest of the world."

That'd work better if I couldn't show you a bunch of sources saying I'm right. You can't. Which presumably is why you didn't want to look it up earlier. It's a nice position to take though, 'I'm sure the dictionaries will back me up, and if they don't they're wrong.' Talk about hedging your bets.

What's with your obsession with "sources" and "evidence" like some kinda ocd autist? What do you think this is -

Talk about hedging your bets.

Some kind of peer-reviewed double blind experiment, or what?

If you're out there, witnessing people having conversations about film, music etc., you notice people using it that way - it's incredibly common, mundane almost.

So either your is unable to retain such patterns, or you don't hang around those areas - more so rather in the under a rock type of areas.

So wtf are you, lecturing me about how aesthetics isn't used that way because it's not in some dictionary that you randomly opened? Yes it is - I didn't bat an eye when I saw that picture, but I was honestly baffled and had a good laugh about the inane discussion that was started about it in this thread; it's like yeah, that's what the word means.

What's with your obsession with "sources" and "evidence" like some kinda ocd autist?

The part where you can't show one I guess.

because it's not in some dictionary that you randomly opened?

Do you not know what a dictionary is?

All walks o' life.

You'd think there'd be some easy examples then.

Trainspotting, Renton on gay stuff: "At the end it's just about whom you fancy - it's aesthetics, not morality. But try telling Begbie that."

That doesn't support your case. Glad you've finally tried to find some examples though, got anything else?

Now you're just being gay. How in the fuck does it not support the case? The preference (that's a positive value judgement lmao) for cock or pussy is referred to as "aesthetics", that's literally what you pretended was the "wrong" use.

How in the fuck does it not support the case?

Can you really not work it out? Take the definition I've given you, then apply it to that sentence.

Nope. It's easy to look up, the word aesthetic doesn't contain a value-judgement.

Gave you an example that contains value judgement.

In fact:

"The preference (that's a positive value judgement lmao) for cock or pussy"

So I've even spelled it out for you already.

People might use the word like that on bodybuilding forums, but that's still a misuse.

Except they use it everywhere else too - and not just to avoid saying "hot" lmao

Gave you an example that contains value judgement.

No you didn't, you just read it wrong. You're so invested in this that you can't even read the sentence correctly, or even conceive that it could be interpreted differently.

Except they use it everywhere else too

So far you've come up with on line from a film, and you got it wrong. Surely if it's so common you can find something?

No you didn't, you just read it wrong. You're so invested in this that you can't even read the sentence correctly, or even conceive that it could be interpreted differently.

Now you're reeeeaaaaaaaaaaching brah

So far you've come up with on line from a film, and you got it wrong. Surely if it's so common you can find something?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aesthetical "Of or pertaining to beauty"

https://www.dict.cc/?s=aesthetic One of the meanings is "schön", which means "beautiful".

Those two sites were just in my recent search history, I didn't even bother to look up anything else lolmao

Of or pertaining to beauty

Wow. You literally just gave my definition and weren't able to work it out. Nice one.

One of the meanings is "schön", which means "beautiful".

Wait, which one of us is reaching?

A thing "of beauty" = beautiful = value judgement.

Which one of us is reaching?

What the fuck is "reaching" about this? This is 1:1 meaning explanation from a dictionary, cunt.

Oh dear. You had to search for a definition to cherrypick to even get close to what you wanted and you still got it wrong. Of beauty and pertaining to beauty are not the same as beauty. And your attempt at using 'schön' was frankly fucking hysterical. Anyhow, it's been fun, later.

Oh dear. You had to search

That's what you do with dictionary - you search for words; in a book, you go through the alphabet.

for a definition to cherrypick

Using one of the 3 definitions is cherrypicking?

to even get close to what you wanted and you still got it wrong.

I got exactly what I "wanted", and I got it right.

Of beauty and pertaining to beauty are not the same as beauty.

Of beauty = beautiful. Of beauty =/= beauty, because one is an adjective equivalent and the other one's a substantive.

And your attempt at using 'schön' was frankly fucking hysterical.

It wasn't an "attempt" - I actually used it.

And I've no idea what was "frankly fucking hysterical" about it considering it unambiguously proved you wrong - yes, "aesthetic(al)" = "beautiful".

There's no more room for discussion here - you wanted your autistic dictionary definitions, you got 2 + a famous movie quote. You've got literally nothing to laugh about here.

Anyhow, it's been fun, later.

I can see your sweaty deer in the headlights face all the way from here lmao

Buh-bye now.

;)

I think it's "more aesthetical" - or "more aesthetics" when something contains more visual stuff etc.

"Asthetic" is well proportioned.

Of course, none of them have been asthetic for decades, so it now basically means "doesn't look weird even for a bodybuilder".

Wait is it spelled "astethic" or "asthetic"?

I think it either aesthasetic or aesthetic.

That entire sub needs to come out of the closet already.

The type of guy to ogle and argue about the bodies of a stage full of dudes is definitely the type of guy to suck off his friend and say "it's just a prank, bro."

What makes you think they're in the closet? People talk about homosexuality on that sub all the time

Are you the guy who has a theory that all bodybuilders are secretly gay, and there is illuminati like conspiracy to produce gay porn with bodybuilders, but then to keep it secret?

You have file of photos to 'prove' it from memory?

What made you think that?

Check my post history. I ain't stylin I'm high profilin'

I'm guessing this is your new account, or an alt.

So tell me more about this body building/ gang member/ gay porn/sex/prostitution/ down low fantasy of yours?

I tend to get banned off subs so I make new accounts every few months.

I'm autistic. Ask specific questions or you're not going to get an answer. What do you want to be told specifically?

Post some of pics from your file with the explanations of how it's this or that drug lord/ gang leader/ mucho man who is also secretly a gay porn store/ giggilo for gear and money. Don't skimp on the theory part

Search Kai Greene Grapefruit on google

That's a solo clip, and an old meme. You have pics on hand, I know you do. I remember you aired it all on SRD some years back, and you got upvoted (degenerates)

meme

A gay4pay meme

My god it's totally you!

Who was the gang leader, from Chicago or something, that was secretly gay4pay? You have/had a pic?

idk

you wanna converse more

Don't be so coy. Post the down low gang leader muscle man bussy, or GTFO

jesus christ how horrifying

Not just that, the classique physique division was won by a dude with a giant nipple because of steroid usage

Holy fuck nuggets, where is the second guy's diaphragm?!

Are you ready

https://i.imgur.com/eHY5dRi.gifv

WAS NOT READY WAS NOT READY

Are you not on a computer on which you can view NSFW material

was not, like, emotionally and mentally, man

you're seriously harshing my mellow over here

man

What the FUCK

Why is the white guy as black as the black guy

What's with their skin? Are those guys are perpetuating brown supremacy?

No guts no glory.

Look at the bumps on their stomachs in the stage pics. Those are injections sites. You can also see them on Jon Jones and other juicy MMA fighters.