I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
If you replace the OCEAN MAN emoji pasta with ROCKET MAN it still makes sense:
ROCKET MAN 🚀 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🚀 ROCKET MAN 🚀 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🚀 ROCKET MAN 🚀 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
It's been his (very obvious) strategy to keep his base behind him, giving them enemies to rally against and 'rah-rah' slogans to chant. It's been a common strategy since elections began. Twitter just provided the direct connection.
I always kind of wonder, are people like you genuinely ignorant of politics, or are you just being pissy because the other side lost?
Yes! And of course his supporters falling all over themselves to defend him as he spins further and further out of control too. Its pretty freaking funny watching both sides react to him.
ComedicSans is just engaging in his typical, certain to be multi-year, whining.
His preferred candidate lost an election, and that means everyone but his is an idiot. Slightly more mature than the ones who think the world will end, but a lot less entertaining.
I miss hearing about Rob Ford, personally. I don't remember hearing anything quite as crazy about y'all's PM though. Maybe I just haven't been listening.
Yeah Rob Ford was legit. Was popular, barely did shit all, hung out with confirmed gangsters, loved crack. Too bad all the moral fats in the press tried their best to slander his good name. Bunch of Puritans, clearly jealous he got all that sweet crack and crack whore snatch.
I was a fan of his humor (or, the articles about him I guess). He wasn't my politician so I don't really have any opinion of him in that regard, but I remember for a while there, a friend in an IRC channel would be like "Rob Ford did it again" every month or two.
8/10. I docked a couple points cause "I spoke with President Moon last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Heard he's burning out his fuse up here alone." would have been perfection.
A bit stupid thought, but if they're so concerned about Fatso3 retaliating against a disrespectful tweet... why are they posting caricatures of him on the same page?
Yes, they matter much less than the Potus and won't get quoted in the news nearly as much, and the caricatures are both of Trump and Kim - but still.
If they went on the Twitter page, they'd notice it because it's right at the top - they claim to want to diffuse the tension and publicly condemn Trump for his provocations, and then proceed to add to said provocations right there for all to see.
I didn't say NK would launch a nuke over those pictures, my point was that those "tweetbots" weren't too bright and more motivated by taking Trump down a peg than diffusing the situation which they claim to be after.
Then again, seems like most here agree with that part anyway.
it's a bad idea on multiple levels but seeing the right pull this shit makes me wish the dems would nominate some insufferable liberal snob in 2020 just to piss them off. like someone who's as much of a dickish, idiotic slob as Michael Moore, but without the faux-solidarity for the working class.
You would have to take the right/far-left's strawman of who Hillary is and make it real, except, this Frankenstein candidate would have to own the cynicism and greed instead of awkwardly pretending to be a friend of the ltitle guy.
Though I like this slow-burn of drama, I'm sti hoping he's going to say something that gets him banned off of twitter. The reactions will be wonderful.
assuming thats not just a professional moniker (which proved weirdly difficult to figure out by a quick search) hes like two generations down the line from the dudes who literally invented cinema as most people think of it, so yeah, pretty easy to guess the career trajectory there
No more than I'm destined to be a king because some King had my last name. Get out of here with your worthless "look how cultured I am I know the lumiere brothers!" Shit.
There was a video that explained it. These losers have alarms set up and posts ready for whenever he tweets -- they respond as early as possible and their stupid comments rise to the top. It works pretty similarly to Reddit top comments.
Well fuck me ridgid, that was fucking funny. Fuck you fat boy, also my is hot.
I was actually worried about NK getting super missiles or whatever, until my buddy pointed out they'd need geo-sync satellites to guide them. NK ain't got that shit, fuck they don't even have Snapchat. Gotta send their nudes through the mail or some shit. Fucking cave cucks.
it doesnt even matter, nk getting nukes is just them entering the simulacrum necessary for their survival. the more countries have nukes, the less likely it is any of them will ever be fired (not that there was ever a real risk of it post-ww2). rocket man is smart enough to know what poses he needs to strike to avoid ending up gutted in the street, and he's striking them.
Let's not give rocket bot too much credit, he looks like he needs help to get off a toilet. He's the human version of a turtle. If he falls over he's basically done for.
Top story on CNN this morning was Trump retweeting a gif of him hitting Clinton with a golf ball. And now he does this? Likening a perfect fine communist who did nothing wrong with this guy?
The best part about Trump tweeting literally anything is the spurge out in the replies by accounts who seem to base their entire existence around vomiting every reason Trump should be "impeached rn pls DX" in his Twitter replies
Oh look, #resist #notmypresident, anti-trump and actors I never heard of rushed in to spill their tendies over Trump doing a thing, it just gets better and better.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-17
I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
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1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-17
Toppest kek
1 Think_Once 2017-09-17
If you replace the OCEAN MAN emoji pasta with ROCKET MAN it still makes sense:
ROCKET MAN 🚀 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🚀 ROCKET MAN 🚀 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🚀 ROCKET MAN 🚀 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-17
When the fuck did a ween song become an emoji pasta?
1 dogbref 2017-09-17
they're a meme band, how is that a surprise
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-17
Because they aren't a meme band? Do they make meme Music occasionally, yes. Is that their primary focus, no.
1 dogbref 2017-09-17
they're a meme band and there's nothing wrong with that.
1 imaginarycreatures 2017-09-17
The song was in a Spongebob movie, which increases your chance of being turned into a meme by about 5000%.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-17
That is very true. That and Where'd the cheese go? Was a fucking failed Pizza Hut commercial
1 80BAIT08 2017-09-17
This is funny af.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
For real, he knows exactly what he is doing and its freaking hilarious.
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
What's that? Pandering to the reality tv demographic?
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
yeah duh
1 leather-muffin 2017-09-17
And us degenerates.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
Psaw, in order to count as a demographic you first have to be actual people.
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-17
Well it got him the Presidency so I'd say it's a good strategy.
1 sheepcat87 2017-09-17
Good for him, bad for...everyone else
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-17
As a non-American I've gotten a tremendous amount of enjoyment out of the Trump Administration. Always look at the bright side of life ;).
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
You could say the same for any President.
Obama got very rich during his term. Most of the country got poorer.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-17
Are you implying that isn't >50% of The US currently?
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
47.9%
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-17
more like 35% overall, but like 25% of americans don't count
1 uhuhuhu 2017-09-17
so /r/drama?
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
It's been his (very obvious) strategy to keep his base behind him, giving them enemies to rally against and 'rah-rah' slogans to chant. It's been a common strategy since elections began. Twitter just provided the direct connection.
I always kind of wonder, are people like you genuinely ignorant of politics, or are you just being pissy because the other side lost?
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
How am I being ignorant when I give the same explanation as you, but I use less words?
1 Dildokin 2017-09-17
imagine having your head so far up your rectum that you say that after agreeing with the lad
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-17
Pretendingtoberetarded.jpg
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
Oh no, hes gone full fucking retarded and the most amazing part is peoples reaction to it on both sides of the political aisle.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-17
FASC==BASHED?
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
Yes! And of course his supporters falling all over themselves to defend him as he spins further and further out of control too. Its pretty freaking funny watching both sides react to him.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-17
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US REEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
OMG HOW DARE YOU NOT SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS'S HEALTH CARE BILL YOURE WORSE THAN HE IS REEEEEEEEE
1 doughboy011 2017-09-17
I CAN'T FEEL THE BERN UNDER MY PILES OF CASH YOU COMMIE
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
ComedicSans is just engaging in his typical, certain to be multi-year, whining.
His preferred candidate lost an election, and that means everyone but his is an idiot. Slightly more mature than the ones who think the world will end, but a lot less entertaining.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-17
Get off your high horse, were all morons down here.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-17
I'm not even American, you fucking mong.
1 glmox 2017-09-17
nice meme
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-09-17
We are finally being represented by our first Shitpostian-American president. America is truly the land of opportunity.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
Indeed. It is amazing how many here refuse to acknowledge America's first Troll President.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-17
Trolling implies he's pretending to be retarded.
1 Wasserkopp 2017-09-17
Or dumb enough to troll in the context of a brewing nuclear crisis.
1 ArchangelleRomney 2017-09-17
I totally buy that he's dumb enough to do that though.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-17
At what point can we remove "pretending to be" from that statement?
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-17
plenty of trolls are retarded. they just have to act moreso
1 DJ-Salinger 2017-09-17
wtf i love trump now..
1 LSU_Coonass 2017-09-17
wtf i hate billy joel now
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-17
Elton John.
1 LSU_Coonass 2017-09-17
idk why always get those 2 confused and i actually like billy joels music, i guess i like elton johns music too, but not as much
1 AndYouSay_Geronimo 2017-09-17
one's gaye, the other is an wig wearing Englishman
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-17
One's gay, the other is Rush Limbaugh's friend.
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-09-17
Elton is infinitely better
1 redditor080917 2017-09-17
In bed
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-17
You're not wrong.
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-17
And with genetics. Ever see Joel and Supermodel Christina Brinkley's daughter?
Looks like Billy Joel in a dress.
1 jubbergun 2017-09-17
You had my curiosity but now you have my attention.
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-17
Billy and the Jets
1 VodkaBarf 2017-09-17
You had to be a big shot, didn't you?
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
Best President Ever.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-09-17
Jesus, if he was a jacked black guy it would pretty much be idiocracy
1 SDIHTD 2017-09-17
You people still do this "DAE Idiocracy was a documentary lolllll" shit?
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-17
Only agendaposters and SRDines
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-09-17
80% of r/drama is SRDines and the ones who aren't are banned from there; and there is literally no one here who doesn't agendapost.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-17
Preach nigga preach
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-09-17
a
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
SRDines hate idiocracy for being classist and eugenicist
1 Pickled_Kagura 2017-09-17
For real. Camacho was more competent. Comparison 2/10
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-17
At least he hired smart people to take care of things.
1 ExtreemWeenie 2017-09-17
why do reddit mongs think saying "DAE" makes them the smartest person around
1 ay_what_up 2017-09-17
because nobody thinks that u goon. It's meant to mock people, it's not a long, pretentious word that makes you seem smarter
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
Ironically it makes you look like a cunt.
1 ay_what_up 2017-09-17
haha where do you think you are right now?
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
A place with lots of cunts?
That was rhetorical.
1 ay_what_up 2017-09-17
yes exactly
1 ExtreemWeenie 2017-09-17
it's the reddit equivalent of repeating something someone said with a retarded voice
1 ay_what_up 2017-09-17
exactly. Pretty much perfect for this sub, our community is a glorified club for high school bullies
1 ExtreemWeenie 2017-09-17
no
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-17
more like wanna-be bullies
1 Wasserkopp 2017-09-17
Comacho was only an aspect of Trump, but not the entirety.
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-17
I dont care if nukes start flying, this level of shitposting is worth it
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-17
Shitposting of this high level is a true gift. America is truly the richest country.
All we get in Canada is PM selfie and his "EVERYONE LOOK HOW WOKE I AM. I LET MY WIFE PEG ME" memes. Sad
1 flappity 2017-09-17
I miss hearing about Rob Ford, personally. I don't remember hearing anything quite as crazy about y'all's PM though. Maybe I just haven't been listening.
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-17
Ever see the DeadMau5 and Rob Ford driving-around-Toronto interview thing? Hilariously odd!
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-17
Yeah Rob Ford was legit. Was popular, barely did shit all, hung out with confirmed gangsters, loved crack. Too bad all the moral fats in the press tried their best to slander his good name. Bunch of Puritans, clearly jealous he got all that sweet crack and crack whore snatch.
1 flappity 2017-09-17
I was a fan of his humor (or, the articles about him I guess). He wasn't my politician so I don't really have any opinion of him in that regard, but I remember for a while there, a friend in an IRC channel would be like "Rob Ford did it again" every month or two.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-17
Haha, remember when he bragged on national television about eating his wife's pussy?
http://nationalpost.com/news/rob-ford-launches-legal-action-over-prostitution-and-crack-claims-in-profane-media-scrum
Also that picture of him drinking milk is perfect.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-09-17
It certainly beats Stephen "Botsright Activist" Harper.
1 PanicAtTheRollerRink 2017-09-17
https://imgur.com/gCtsfTq
1 nomad1c 2017-09-17
is that a computer simulation or a real person
1 PanicAtTheRollerRink 2017-09-17
a question our nation has asked itself for years
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-17
8/10. I docked a couple points cause "I spoke with President Moon last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Heard he's burning out his fuse up here alone." would have been perfection.
1 Think_Once 2017-09-17
As if North Koreans have cars.
1 Kekistanian9000 2017-09-17
no they gas themselves
1 Think_Once 2017-09-17
I think they are even to poor for that.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-17
*too
1 Think_Once 2017-09-17
Gesundheit!
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-09-17
they are to poor for that, too.
1 Gromitt42 2017-09-17
If this post get's 100 upvotes I will donate an "o" to North Korea.
1 Pyrepenol 2017-09-17
they save money using Diesel
1 oshnyve 2017-09-17
did he get hacked?
1 Kekistanian9000 2017-09-17
he hacked into gis own brain when he was a kid and since then doing whatever shit comes in mind
1 broomsticks11 2017-09-17
Nah it was an intern. Keep an eye on his twitter, maybe we'll see some porn preferences soon.
1 UmmahSultan 2017-09-17
The Russians have a video of Ivanka peeing on him, so he's agreed to destroy America.
1 botchlings 2017-09-17
Should have said "Rocket boy"
1 murder1 2017-09-17
"Moon Boy" too for all I care
1 MG87 2017-09-17
Underrated post
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-17
Why is he not a mod here?
1 bleepis 2017-09-17
he's a mod of a global superpower
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-09-17
*the one and only global superpower
FTFY
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-09-17
You're goddamed right.
1 Gromitt42 2017-09-17
f'in oath!
Mind you Russia and China are superdooper powers now which is better...
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
China could be, but doesn't care enough about militarism. Russia loves the militarism, but lacks the resources.
If Russia should somehow conquer China, we'd be pretty fucked. But I don't see that happening.
1 Gromitt42 2017-09-17
Get some free health care and then tell me how great you are.
1 tisasillyplayce 2017-09-17
nice burn lmao. America is shit.
1 ____________13 2017-09-17
That's what the mole people want you to think.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-17
Not for long, the way he's going.
1 glmox 2017-09-17
lol look at this gweilo
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-17
No good drama in any of them tbh. They're all just posts to /r/the_dumbfuck clones
1 an_ordinary_canadian 2017-09-17
To be fair, half of those are reposts on TD, and the other half are just bots that mirror everyone of his tweets to empty anti-Trump subreddits.
1 kanadskiy 2017-09-17
i so glad i'm alive to see the president call another world leader rocket boy
1 polddit 2017-09-17
That's rocket MAN to you peasant. Off to the gulags with you for your blatant disrespect for the dear leader.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-17
/r/Trumpyang
it just redirects to t_d
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-09-17
ROCKET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
ROCKET MAN
AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME
1 Wasserkopp 2017-09-17
A bit stupid thought, but if they're so concerned about Fatso3 retaliating against a disrespectful tweet... why are they posting caricatures of him on the same page?
Yes, they matter much less than the Potus and won't get quoted in the news nearly as much, and the caricatures are both of Trump and Kim - but still.
1 geraldo42 2017-09-17
The people posting caricatures aren't the fucking president.
1 Wasserkopp 2017-09-17
Yes... I just said that.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-17
even today, there isn't a world leader alive stupid enough to declare war on a tweetbot
i mean, no one would be stupid enough to attack the US over a trump tweet either lol, but at least they'd notice it
1 Wasserkopp 2017-09-17
If they went on the Twitter page, they'd notice it because it's right at the top - they claim to want to diffuse the tension and publicly condemn Trump for his provocations, and then proceed to add to said provocations right there for all to see.
I didn't say NK would launch a nuke over those pictures, my point was that those "tweetbots" weren't too bright and more motivated by taking Trump down a peg than diffusing the situation which they claim to be after.
Then again, seems like most here agree with that part anyway.
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-17
Elton John should sue lololol
1 I_SHOT_TWICE_ONCE 2017-09-17
He also retweeted several memes (e.g.
https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/908163011793358848
https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/909381835083407360)
1 BeforeTheRobots 2017-09-17
Democrats and Republicans can unite on one issue: Trump has a hilarious twitter feed.
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
yesterday he wished the Air Force a happy birthday by posting a picture of a Navy jet
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-17
no fucking way lol
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
can you imagine if obama or hillary had done that, the rage would never end
1 mrcroup 2017-09-17
Well Trump's heart is in the right place, Obama and Hillary are evil
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
it's a bad idea on multiple levels but seeing the right pull this shit makes me wish the dems would nominate some insufferable liberal snob in 2020 just to piss them off. like someone who's as much of a dickish, idiotic slob as Michael Moore, but without the faux-solidarity for the working class.
1 without_name 2017-09-17
I just want to see Zuckerberg win the Dem nomination.
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
someone with that much money & likeability anyway
Zuck is too into abasing himself before families of midwestern slobs though, we need someone who openly despises them
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-17
Hillary Clinton?
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
You would have to take the right/far-left's strawman of who Hillary is and make it real, except, this Frankenstein candidate would have to own the cynicism and greed instead of awkwardly pretending to be a friend of the ltitle guy.
1 zwiebelhans 2017-09-17
This would work greatly. You are already making my blood boil.
1 DentonDan 2017-09-17
Liberals are evil. Their entire ideology is wrong.
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
zoz
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-17
Remember that time Obama hated the military by holding an umbrella or a coffee or some shit?
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
not really, it all kind of merges together into a blur
a brown blur
1 doughboy011 2017-09-17
What an OBUMMER
1 DJ-Salinger 2017-09-17
Remember when he wore a light jacket instead of a dark one?
1 DentonDan 2017-09-17
I remember he hated the military when he let trannies join..
1 DentonDan 2017-09-17
Hillary is a liberal cunt people should rage just for that.
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
zoz
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-17
Apparently true, heh.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-17
At least it was an American plane
1 DentonDan 2017-09-17
wrong.
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
dude he didn't even delete it
are you saying that is not an F/A-18, or the F/A-18 is not an exclusively Navy plane, or what
1 DentonDan 2017-09-17
I see 1 sec focus in on an f-18 and then I see nothing but trump talking to air force people.
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
Though I like this slow-burn of drama, I'm sti hoping he's going to say something that gets him banned off of twitter. The reactions will be wonderful.
1 AmericanFromAsia 2017-09-17
Just imagine how much more productive he would be.
...wait maybe someone should ban me from reddit
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
Nah, you'll just find something else to waste your time on.
1 leather-muffin 2017-09-17
I hope they never boot him off.
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
Just sit with me and imagine the outrage. Just close your eyes and picture it.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-17
And then he'll use WEA messages as tweets. STOP
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
Wow. Filmmaker ~ Entrepreneur Frederic Lumiere just #owned Dumpf.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-17
You are destined to work in film with that last name
1 glmox 2017-09-17
assuming thats not just a professional moniker (which proved weirdly difficult to figure out by a quick search) hes like two generations down the line from the dudes who literally invented cinema as most people think of it, so yeah, pretty easy to guess the career trajectory there
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
Eh, the last name is an occupation one (meaning someone who lit candles in a chruch or scriptorium) so it might not even be the same family tree.
1 pigeondoubletake 2017-09-17
That was an entire job? Shit, I'll light candles for a living.
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
That was before electricity. People also used to manually light and put out streetlights too. Don't think it would pay well, though.
1 Gromitt42 2017-09-17
The pay was bad but the work was enlightening.
1 NoahHaders 2017-09-17
Lit af
1 EvanHarper 2017-09-17
this pun thread is fire
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-17
combustion!
1 SpotNL 2017-09-17
https://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-17
I'll light your mom
1 glmox 2017-09-17
oh, true. would be a weird coincidence tho
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-09-17
No more than I'm destined to be a king because some King had my last name. Get out of here with your worthless "look how cultured I am I know the lumiere brothers!" Shit.
1 ModerateThuggery 2017-09-17
You're just mad you didn't get to make a cultured reference first.
1 gogglorn 2017-09-17
He's right, it is cringe
1 Ace4929 2017-09-17
Id have thought youd be more destined to be turned into a candellabra and sing songs
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-17
No, that would be Mike Menorah or Carl Candellabra
1 NoahHaders 2017-09-17
Candlesticks
1 FTFallen 2017-09-17
How do the same retards get multiple anti-Trump tweets featured under Trump's tweets all the time?
1 Chancellor740 2017-09-17
By stalking his twitter feed. #rentfree
1 Fletch71011 2017-09-17
There was a video that explained it. These losers have alarms set up and posts ready for whenever he tweets -- they respond as early as possible and their stupid comments rise to the top. It works pretty similarly to Reddit top comments.
1 Pyrepenol 2017-09-17
pretty much the natural result when you make fucking twitter the platform for government 'press releases'
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-17
He should just put on automatic tweets at 3 am, which then gets automatically deleted after 30 seconds.
1 umar4812 2017-09-17
There's a new trick now. Post one tweet with one account. Spam replies to that tweet from another account. People suspect the spamming less.
1 trecht 2017-09-17
PWEASE REWINE
1 MoshMuth 2017-09-17
Anyone else starting to get post apocalyptic blue balls?
1 sup3r_hero 2017-09-17
Love or hate trump - he truly takes shitposting to a literally global level
1 jk1121 2017-09-17
Now that's a good one
1 yeahbutwhy1 2017-09-17
You know there are a lot of people who love Trump?
1 jk1121 2017-09-17
I know, and autism is a serious health crisis that cannot be ignored
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-17
Not sure that's autism or just garden-variety dumbassery
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-17
Yes.
1 glmox 2017-09-17
why not both
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-09-17
Liberals don't consider Republican to be people. So they don't count them.
Sad, really.
1 froibo 2017-09-17
So sad 😢
1 NameTheJoo 2017-09-17
Well it Trump's hate, apparently.
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-17
I no longer believe that this is real life
1 Nanaki__ 2017-09-17
Reality was replaced with satire a few years back because it was deemed better for ratings.
1 better_bot 2017-09-17
Remember 2012? Nobody said "the end of the world" was a spectacular event. That's just where we diverged.
I wonder how things are in the other timestream.
1 withmorten 2017-09-17
This sounds like a quote straight out of a Douglas Adams novel.
1 DistortedLines 2017-09-17
Oh my good this is too good.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-17
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-17
Well fuck me ridgid, that was fucking funny. Fuck you fat boy, also my is hot.
I was actually worried about NK getting super missiles or whatever, until my buddy pointed out they'd need geo-sync satellites to guide them. NK ain't got that shit, fuck they don't even have Snapchat. Gotta send their nudes through the mail or some shit. Fucking cave cucks.
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-17
Problem is. They don't care. They will just launch a few as far as they can and hope they get lucky.
Japan and South Korea won't be so hard to hit though.
1 jaja10 2017-09-17
I don't see a problem. Weebs and Koreaboos would be wiped out, and then we have an excuse to wipe out rocket boy as well. Net gain.
1 southern_promises 2017-09-17
Eh, they can use inertial guidance like the Nazis had. Nukes don't have to be exactly accurate.
1 I_am_a_haiku_bot 2017-09-17
Eh, they can use inertial
guidance like the Nazis had. Nukes don't
have to be exactly accurate.
-english_haiku_bot
1 hurrff 2017-09-17
You tried
1 NoahHaders 2017-09-17
They can use the Russian satellites. Where do you think they're getting all of this sweet tech?
1 glmox 2017-09-17
it doesnt even matter, nk getting nukes is just them entering the simulacrum necessary for their survival. the more countries have nukes, the less likely it is any of them will ever be fired (not that there was ever a real risk of it post-ww2). rocket man is smart enough to know what poses he needs to strike to avoid ending up gutted in the street, and he's striking them.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-17
Let's not give rocket bot too much credit, he looks like he needs help to get off a toilet. He's the human version of a turtle. If he falls over he's basically done for.
1 razzmataz 2017-09-17
"It's you. You're the Rocket Man."
1 double-happiness 2017-09-17
MRW
1 LikeTotesObvi 2017-09-17
The President we deserve.
https://youtu.be/DtVBCG6ThDk?t=72
1 autisticperson123 2017-09-17
hi
1 hiero_ 2017-09-17
good morning
1 telandrias 2017-09-17
Top story on CNN this morning was Trump retweeting a gif of him hitting Clinton with a golf ball. And now he does this? Likening a perfect fine communist who did nothing wrong with this guy?
He can't keep getting away with this!
1 nanotech23 2017-09-17
I'm not sure whether I should laugh or cry that he's president.
1 oss_spy 2017-09-17
Worst president ever...do you know who Andrew Jackson is?
1 gogglorn 2017-09-17
The best one
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-17
That's William Henry Harrison. Dude was on fire, that's why (((they))) killed him.
1 haikubot-1911 2017-09-17
That's William Henry
Harrison. Dude was on fire,
That's why (((they))) killed him.
- ironicshitpostr
I'm a bot made by /u/Eight1911. I detect haiku.
1 Wasserkopp 2017-09-17
wtf is haiku?
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-09-17
You could tell me this is satire and i would believe you.
1 Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-09-17
TeamRocketBlastingOff!
1 RangerPL 2017-09-17
Why do people still try to argue with him
1 anothergodamnaccount 2017-09-17
The best part about Trump tweeting literally anything is the spurge out in the replies by accounts who seem to base their entire existence around vomiting every reason Trump should be "impeached rn pls DX" in his Twitter replies
1 Angrygrape1337Reborn 2017-09-17
Yeah, they're like robots programmed to spill tendies at every single thing Trump does.
1 hitlerallyliteral 2017-09-17
ww3-the last word in Drama
1 Angrygrape1337Reborn 2017-09-17
Oh look, #resist #notmypresident, anti-trump and actors I never heard of rushed in to spill their tendies over Trump doing a thing, it just gets better and better.