Tell skippy and brock i said hi but if you dont want to debunk pizzagate then shariablue shouldnt publish articles proving it. You pizza eaters make me sick.
Pizzagate is much more sinister than soliciting sex from a 17 year old.
These people literally hunt, murder and feast on humans. They lop heads off babies and drink from the neck holes.
We live on a farm that belongs to them. They do what they want.
Shit...they even gift each other packages in the mail with human meat. Read the "assortment of cheeses" leaked emails. Its a whole other culture. To them, its normal. Cannibalism never went extinct, just went into the shadows.
/u/fastingSOCIALdotCOM why do you live on a cannibal farm? Is the rent cheap? You should probably move, fam.
Lol. You need to think things through a little tiny bit. If a conspiracy requires the complicity of law enforcement, judiciary bodies, the relatives of the victims, the federal government, and the media you are looking at a conspiracy involving literally millions of people. The best you can find on it are emails about people getting together for lunch, a joke about sacrificing a chicken, and a handkerchief? This is about as credible as "the Illuminati send coded messages through the TV" and "the moon landing was faked" and "parasites are controlling the world's elite." The very fact that your ideas get placed in the same communities as above should be a massive red flag on their credibility.
Storms are artificially engineered
Yea man, the thing climate scientists have been talking about for years is a government plot. It's not the water getting warmer in the Gulf and thus making stronger storms, it's "the government destroying Houston for secret nebulous purposes that make no sense".
Pizzagaters are weird they seem to be a mishmash of naive well meaning right wingers and absolute batshit sandy hook denying loonies that serve a greater purpose to take sane Americans guns away than any mass shooting. I'm absolutist so it breaks my heart to see the crazy ones being the only ones out.
This is about as credible as "the Illuminati send coded messages through the TV" and "the moon landing was faked" and "parasites are controlling the world's elite."
so what you're saying is it's very credible and likely true?
BWAHAHAHA we are dicing up the children and putting them in the pizza oven as I type this! And now we've silenced you! You'll never catch us pizza detective!
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-19
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1 MistSassyFgts 2017-09-19
Hopefully.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-19
srsly I'm crossposting this to /r/uplightingnews/
Finally these proud sexual minorities are free of harassment
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-09-19
Pizzagate is real.
1 TheFallenHero 2017-09-19
Sorry but I don't see what's wrong with soliciting sex from a 17 year old
1 buttermyself 2017-09-19
Tell skippy and brock i said hi but if you dont want to debunk pizzagate then shariablue shouldnt publish articles proving it. You pizza eaters make me sick.
1 ohgodohgodwhy1 2017-09-19
/u/fastingSOCIALdotCOM why do you live on a cannibal farm? Is the rent cheap? You should probably move, fam.
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
The cost of living is at an all time high. So to answer your question, yes.
Move to where exactly?
Maybe an island that was destroyed by geoengineered super storms?
Maybe DC where 800,000 children go missing a year?
Pedogate is not fake news.
http://our.wikileaks.org/Pizzagate
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-19
Lol. You need to think things through a little tiny bit. If a conspiracy requires the complicity of law enforcement, judiciary bodies, the relatives of the victims, the federal government, and the media you are looking at a conspiracy involving literally millions of people. The best you can find on it are emails about people getting together for lunch, a joke about sacrificing a chicken, and a handkerchief? This is about as credible as "the Illuminati send coded messages through the TV" and "the moon landing was faked" and "parasites are controlling the world's elite." The very fact that your ideas get placed in the same communities as above should be a massive red flag on their credibility.
Yea man, the thing climate scientists have been talking about for years is a government plot. It's not the water getting warmer in the Gulf and thus making stronger storms, it's "the government destroying Houston for secret nebulous purposes that make no sense".
1 djlewt 2017-09-19
So your problem is that everyone would be complicit, not the obvious problem of 800,000 kids being more than the entire population of DC?
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-19
I don't know the population of DC and didn't bother to check. Not an American. I just took that as deliberate hyperbole.
1 General_Insomnia 2017-09-19
Pizzagaters are weird they seem to be a mishmash of naive well meaning right wingers and absolute batshit sandy hook denying loonies that serve a greater purpose to take sane Americans guns away than any mass shooting. I'm absolutist so it breaks my heart to see the crazy ones being the only ones out.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2017-09-19
I'm pretty sure in CT you can totally fuck up a sandy hook truther and face zero repercussions.
1 Yiin 2017-09-19
You have to give retards one thing to chew on at a time or they choke. Talking about the storms was probably a mistake, to be honest.
1 buttermyself 2017-09-19
That would explain why we threaten to send bad children to Washington DC.
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
Riiigggghtttt
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-19
I fucking love arguments where bothsides are retarded.
I bet you just love science don't you, did you learn this super true factoid from Bill Nye?
Are you just so young this is your first hurricane season?
You don't remember the good old Storm of 1930 that was the deadliest Storm despite being super-super weak.
Why hell only having a single 4 Hurricane instead of 4 concurrent 4 Storms like when I was a little one.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-19
I though gay ice cream was responsible for Irma.
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-19
What's your reasoning then? Warmer oceans = bigger storms is pretty well accepted by climate science.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-19
I think it's more the implication that we are absolutely to blame and we can stop it if we cut out all our emissions
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-19
Hurricanes take Hot and Cold Temperatures mixing, with Global Warming there will be less Cold Temperatures obviously causing them to be weaker.
It's basic Climate Science jez.
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-19
So it was a baitpost. Carry on with your fine work.
1 Ylajali_2002 2017-09-19
so what you're saying is it's very credible and likely true?
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-19
Yes obviously. But I can't explain further because you didn't catch the hidden code in my message.
1 ohgodohgodwhy1 2017-09-19
if your landlord is a cannibal you should call the cops on him. at least don't renew your lease.
I pay $450/month for a three bedroom w/two roommates, and our landlady is kind of lazy about fixing stuff, but I'm pretty sure she's not a cannibal.
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
Pedogate.
1 ohgodohgodwhy1 2017-09-19
what now?
1 strathmeyer 2017-09-19
All those Republicans getting caught?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-09-19
BILL SIMMONS IS A RAPIST
1 Whaddaulookinat 2017-09-19
You have a landlady that's not fun tbh fam.
Crochet, scrapbooking, zoo animal husbandry good hobbies all. But cannibalism? That's a hobby that's a convo starter.
1 djlewt 2017-09-19
It's amazing that you can so obviously give away the goat and people still think you're not trolling.
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
Riiigggghtttt.
1 RagdollPhysEd 2017-09-19
If I were a cannibal I would not feast on your brains. They are clearly defective and full of bad diseases
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
Pedogate.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-19
They should just post some bussy now so the rest of us can enjoy it too
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-19
Stop prionshaming
1 glmox 2017-09-19
brains are neurotoxic when consumed iirc so youd have to be a pretty fucking amateur hour cannibal to be eating anyones at all
1 Ylajali_2002 2017-09-19
they're not neurotoxic if your a lizard person
maybe do some reasearch before you go saying stupid shit on the internet
moron
1 glmox 2017-09-19
i would never
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-19
And psychiatrists are all in the payroll too right? That's why you avoid them, because they'd grab you for being too woke.
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
Exactly that!
1 xrayjones2000 2017-09-19
Really, even going further down the hole of a murdered supreme court justice. Well..... you have until sep 23 to figure it out from what i hear
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-19
thank god, there's a wikileaks for THE PEOPLE now. finally, we're living up to the wiki in wikileaks.
this
is
OUR wikileaks
1 MG87 2017-09-19
This is what retards actually believe
1 newprofile15 2017-09-19
BWAHAHAHA we are dicing up the children and putting them in the pizza oven as I type this! And now we've silenced you! You'll never catch us pizza detective!
1 MG87 2017-09-19
/u/fastingSOCIALdotCOM is a moron
1 fastingSOCIALdotCOM 2017-09-19
Exactly!
1 brianpv 2017-09-19
Lol does he not know that white people lve cheese?
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-09-19
Yes.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-19
YESSSSSSSS FINALLY
Illuminati cannibals is exactly the kind of retarded shit I want to read on /r/conspiracy!
This guy is a hero.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2017-09-19
I mean it's rehashed blood libel but hey progress is progress.
1 dogbref 2017-09-19
i'm sure they link it to the JQ plenty already
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-19
I'm more concerned about the TQ
1 dogbref 2017-09-19
unfortunately TB never weighed in so it seems it remains unanswered.
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-09-19
It's not libel if it's true.
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-19
The door to the basement in the building that doesn't have a basement has been closed. ;_;
justiceisdead
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-19
I like how you posted this to /r/conspiracy and also here, after arguing with somebody about who is the real CTR shill. Eat a big slice of cheese pizza and keep yourself safe.
1 buttermyself 2017-09-19
I proved pizzagate is real you filthy fucking pizza eater, so who is the shill now? (Its you)
1 glmox 2017-09-19
i prefer hot dogs, actually
1 buttermyself 2017-09-19
If you like hot dogs then you like little boys and you worship satan.
1 glmox 2017-09-19
and proud of it!
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-19
op you're the best kind of ineffective karmawhore
1 buttermyself 2017-09-19
Thank you very little!
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-19
that was the best shit i've read in a month you getdamn ingrate
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-19
Yes. FINALLY
1 SpotNL 2017-09-19
My favorite
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-09-19
Yes. Unfortunately.
1 buttermyself 2017-09-19
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