/r/relationships finally kills someone with their shitty advice
462 2017-09-20 by CuriousKrow
OP of this post has a useless boyfriend who jerks off and plays cs:go instead of looking for a job or having sex with her, so she blocks all the porn on their computer.
TL;DR Boyfriend keeps watching porn and won't have sex with me so I blocked all of the porn websites I could find. He's acting very immature about it and won't talk to me. I would like to make him understand that I blocked the site's because of how depressed the whole ordeal makes me, but he doesn't seem to get it. EDIT: Thank you so much for all the advice. I've considered my options now and will act accordingly.
/r/relationships tells her that her relationship is garbage, she's garbage for blocking his porn and that they should break up.
One hour later OP post this
I've been thinking about killing myself for years, but never had the guts to do it because I had a partner and an obligation not to die. I am really not contributing anything useful at all to this planet and I've alienated myself from my family. Now that relationship is over as of today, I think I have the freedom to do it. My death will be forgotten in a week, I'll slip unnoticed. 4 boxes of Neurofen, 40 pills a box. Let's go.
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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
Damnit snappy have some decorum.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-09-20
Savage
1 99Something 2017-09-20
I really hope he doesn´t kill himself or fails. Which to me kinda feels mean to say but I really do hope he finds some hope to move on without his girlfriend or his family.
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-20
It's the girl posting, not the guy
1 99Something 2017-09-20
Thanks for clearing that up for me. What the hell. I hope she is okej then.
1 better_bot 2017-09-20
I hope he doesn't kill himself either.
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-20
He dodged a bullet with her dumping him, really
1 JTBebe 2017-09-20
Probably. She must be terrible in bed with her low libido if he went for porn instead.
1 [deleted] 2017-09-20
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1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Probably a starfish.
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-20
Ugh, met waaaay too many of those in life than I care to admit
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-20
"Do you wanna change positions?"
"No, this feels good."
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-20
He knew
1 lifesbrink 2017-09-20
Big if true
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-20
Oh, go ahead then.
1 geotech777 2017-09-20
Free porn is a means of population control . I'm not saying it's bad , couples should watch porn together . But understand the images , and social shaming are designed by brilliant people , who get paid lots of money , who pay those porn stars lots of money , to produce videos , THEY GIVE AWAY FOR FREE , of course it's designed to kill you , shame him , humiliate him , isolate you both , and eventually replace you . The only way to defeat them is by recognizing how weak they must be to resort to those tactics , and how terribly powerful you must be for not giving a fuck . They start wars or nothing , draw all our wo.en to a few regions of the country , and contribute nothing in the way of material goods , their weak and pathetic , jerking off is normal , letting it control you is weak , letting it destroy your relationship is weak , letting it shame you into silence or conformity is weak
1 CuriousKrow 2017-09-20
I'm assuming this is pasta about (((them))), but I do agree with it.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-20
He is right though. I sometimes ask myself if watching porn is giving me more of a thrill than actual sex.
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-09-20
Really makes me think.
1 jack_be_numb 2017-09-20
This but unironically
1 an_experimenter 2017-09-20
I don't think OP was ironic, it's kinda well-known at this point
1 [deleted] 2017-09-20
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1 better_bot 2017-09-20
This is why I only masturbate to the Desperate Amateurs videos.
1 Neon_needles 2017-09-20
You must be hella immune to really weird looking chunky people.
1 better_bot 2017-09-20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabi-sabi
1 WikiTextBot 2017-09-20
Wabi-sabi
Wabi-sabi (侘寂) represents a comprehensive Japanese world view or aesthetic centered on the acceptance of transience and imperfection. The aesthetic is sometimes described as one of beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete". It is a concept derived from the Buddhist teaching of the three marks of existence (三法印, sanbōin), specifically impermanence (無常, mujō), the other two being suffering (苦, ku) and emptiness or absence of self-nature (空, kū).
Characteristics of the wabi-sabi aesthetic include asymmetry, asperity (roughness or irregularity), simplicity, economy, austerity, modesty, intimacy, and appreciation of the ingenuous integrity of natural objects and processes.
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1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-20
r/nofap?
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
I got laser beam eyes and 30 days!
1 geotech777 2017-09-20
No we need to publicly shame whores fucking niggers . Jerk off all you want , these disgusting women walking around like their equal , shaming working men . It needs to stop
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-20
Enjoy your time in Limbo kid, I know i'm not.
1 [deleted] 2017-09-20
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1 camkellley 2017-09-20
Lol
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
If this were true porn wouldn't be so shit
1 I_Fap_To_Zamasu 2017-09-20
You know there is a whole history of the porn industry that explains why its all free right? Its called ads mate.
1 [deleted] 2017-09-20
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1 pooh9911 2017-09-20
WTF dude?
1 Zozbot 2017-09-20
zoz
1 Zozbot 2017-09-20
zle
1 Zozbot 2017-09-20
zozzle
1 SeaSquirrel 2017-09-20
Is this subreddit actually taking this fresh pasta seriously? lol.
1 [deleted] 2017-09-20
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1 geraldo42 2017-09-20
You're shadowbanned.
1 [deleted] 2017-09-20
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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
And they call us kryptohate. At least we don't get people killed.
1 Neon_needles 2017-09-20
"Dad blocked my hentai sites when I was a kid. That is now why I work at subway and wish every day I was dead."
1 WarSanchez 2017-09-20
This un-ironically
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-20
have u ever tried to bust a nut to a catalog of models and shit because daddy cut the internet down and now you can't get your 2d fix but you're trying to make the best of it with the jc penny cat
1 Neon_needles 2017-09-20
yeah all the time except replace jc penny cat with bulma on my goku silk button up shirt
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-20
finna 2 coom just thinking bout this
1 SloppySynapses 2017-09-20
did you just say finna 2 cum lmao
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-20
finna buss
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-20
Back in the day, I would use my sister's Hannah Montana bath towel when the internet was down.
1 xr3llx 2017-09-20
jesus dude just use your sisters panties like everyone else
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Nigga I didn't have a computer or cable TV until I was 18.
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-20
did you atleast have toilet paper
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I did.
1 crimsonchibolt 2017-09-20
no but i have a dildo and a imagination which tend to fill the void when the husband is away i mean do people no longer have imagination they have to have physical titillation
1 GunOfSod 2017-09-20
...
1 crimsonchibolt 2017-09-20
IM SORRY I SWORE I WROTE VISUAL.
1 disgruntled_chode 2017-09-20
Honestly I'm kinda surprised that the comments turned against OP; usually the "woman complaining about deadbeat boyfriend" angle is guaranteed circlejerk bait in that sub. I guess blocking porn sites is a bridge too far even for the legbeard crowd.
1 Think_Once 2017-09-20
Why are you assuming that most people on /r/relationship are women?
1 ca2co3 2017-09-20
They're larping as women.
1 CaptainHarleyStorm 2017-09-20
They didn't assume that they are all women but that women who complain about deadbeat boyfriends are better treated than men who complain about their girlfriends
1 CaptainHarleyStorm 2017-09-20
They didn't assume that they are all women but that women who complain about deadbeat boyfriends are better treated than men who complain about their girlfriends
1 wisty 2017-09-20
"She'd be better with a nice guy like me".
1 LordZedd84T 2017-09-20
I'm not surprised. r/relationships doesn't like people who stay in obviously shit relationships and/or people who act like a parent to their spouse/exhibit controlling behavior.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2017-09-20
TBF, most people don't like that.
1 LordZedd84T 2017-09-20
Idk, r/The_Donald has a lot of subscribers.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2017-09-20
T_D does not constitute "most people."
1 crimsonchibolt 2017-09-20
its why i divorced my first husband because he was too controlling
without my permission1 thisisnewt 2017-09-20
People in /r/relationships don't like people staying in relationships at all.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-09-20
Not from lack of trying! One of these days some lolcow is gonna take our advice and actually keep yourself safe
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-20
We'll never move up the leaderboards at this rate. We gotta up our game.
1 searingsky 2017-09-20
Why dont you take one for the team
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-20
I'm too old to be a trendsetter, unfortunately.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-09-20
Kys.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
Record skipped.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-09-20
Wups
1 an_experimenter 2017-09-20
/r/Drama is quite tame tbh
1 StezzerLolz 2017-09-20
maintain ur safety
1 MuhSoggyKneez 2017-09-20
I mean it is pretty shitty behavior. If my spouse tried to control the things I was viewing on the internet as if they were my parent, I'd be furious. As long as the porn isn't an addiction, that person has no say.
1 mysticalmisogynistic 2017-09-20
Who calls us that terrible name?
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
/r/AgainstHateSubreddits everything right of Sanders is essentially a hate sub to them.
1 jaynay1 2017-09-20
And, of course, subs that are to the left of Sanders but post equally harassing and inappropriate stuff, like, say, /r/LateStageCapitalism, are totally exempt.
1 alsponder 2017-09-20
Ah a little sexism in with a suicide discussion. Nice
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
Here's some ableism for you:
You're responding to the wrong person you fucking retard.
My edit is literally before your post by 4 hours.
1 alsponder 2017-09-20
Aww fuck
1 glmox 2017-09-20
thats really more incompetency than intention though, lets be real here
1 NeedHelpWithExcel 2017-09-20
I mean blocking something from an adult you share a living space with is childish and retarded. Literally every single /r/relationships post could be solved with "talk to your SO about whatever issue you're having"
1 jgzman 2017-09-20
Only about 80%. 15% can be solved by "Jesus Christ, get the fuck out of that relationship," and 5% can be solved by "calm your tits."
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-20
I wouldn't bet on this
1 trj820 2017-09-20
Looks like we're behind schedule on the Mayocide, smdh.
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-20
Not for the lack of trying.
1 HighOnGoofballs 2017-09-20
There's got to be an easier way than taking 160 ibuprofen.
1 hexane360 2017-09-20
Men just take one bullet
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-20
All she wants is one cock and her ugly ass can't even get that.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-20
Send her over to me. I have nothing else going on. I've been other people's bottom rung before.
1 shitpersonality 2017-09-20
One bullet, you might survive. Better make a suicide helmet with 8 bullets.
1 keepittropical 2017-09-20
Is this a reference to that fool who glued 8 shotgun shells facing inwards on a helmet and then exploded his dome?
1 Der_Weisse_Teufel 2017-09-20
Fool that was a pretty ingenious contraption desu
1 keepittropical 2017-09-20
I frequently use fool in place of dude in both online and irl conversations. True, it is an ingenious way to off yourself. This fool is an inspiration to all mayos worldwide on how to properly commit to mayocide.
1 Kuonji 2017-09-20
http://i.imgur.com/y5fl9lr.jpeg
1 keepittropical 2017-09-20
pretty much
1 LemonScore 2017-09-20
1 Der_Weisse_Teufel 2017-09-20
That would imply I'm not just a filthy weeb Senpai you choose
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-20
Bitch onegaishimasu
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-20
zoz
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-20
It's too late for that weeaboo is already a word that people use.
1 DopeMeme_Deficiency 2017-09-20
Whats desu?
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-20
Singular of desi, women of Indian descent.
1 LSU_Coonass 2017-09-20
link
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-09-20
https://youtu.be/I6Rc66gRjb0
1 Wowbagger1 2017-09-20
I found it
This is the story I heard about . Slightly similar
1 keepittropical 2017-09-20
Pretty sure that second link is the plot for 30 Minutes Or Less. Underrated movie imo
1 voodoo_onion 2017-09-20
there's video of him dying out there too.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-20
Lol that movie was doomed to fail, they made a comedy out a scenario where an actual innocent dude got blown up.
1 keepittropical 2017-09-20
Ask and ye shall recieve
1 ima-kitty 2017-09-20
Whoa that's badass. Did it work?
1 keepittropical 2017-09-20
Worked as intended. He be ded This imgurlinkprovidesmoreinfo
1 FiveFingeredKing 2017-09-20
You mean it's not an obscure Rick and Morty reference,
1 Chicup 2017-09-20
Thats very Clintonian.
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-20
Be a man... down a whole bottle full of bullets!
1 an_ordinary_canadian 2017-09-20
I thought it was acetaminophen that nuked your liver or something.
Who cares, she'll just survive it and use it for attention to grab the next unlucky guy to stumble into her mess. Even a deformed venus fly trap can still get lucky.
1 Think_Once 2017-09-20
Seems like a job for you. Report back in a year on how it went.
1 UmmahSultan 2017-09-20
Yeah FYI when you finally snap please don't try to kill yourself with acetaminophen, because it won't actually kill you in a timely fashion, but it will destroy your liver in an extremely painful way.
1 xthorgoldx 2017-09-20
Reminds me of the account of one guy who survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge:
Acetaminophen overdose is that feeling, except instead of 2-3 seconds it's 2-3 days.
1 derKruste 2017-09-20
UUUU
1 lets-start-a-riot 2017-09-20
With 8 pills of 1gr of Acetaminophen you destroy your liver.period.
There is no you recover or you may have cramps but survive or something like that. You die after two days and its not a painless death.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-09-20
How much is in regular tylenol tho?
1 xr3llx 2017-09-20
250mg a pill, 500mg a pack.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-09-20
Well shit
Is that if you take it at once or if you take it throughout the day?
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-09-20
Ibuprofen does the same thing, it just doesn't have the boogey man rep tylenol + alcohol has.
The one that's different is legit aspirin.
1 drunky_crowette 2017-09-20
Do you want to die of jaundice?
Because that's how you die a horrible, slow, painful death of jaundice.
1 mysticalmisogynistic 2017-09-20
She didn't even know the generic drug name she was taking. Noob.
1 Dematrus 2017-09-20
Why take 160 ibuprofen when you can take 4 Aleve?
1 Brothaniels 2017-09-20
r/hailcorporate shill
1 Kuonji 2017-09-20
it's a meme
1 Brothaniels 2017-09-20
It's an advertisement.
1 awkwardtheturtle 2017-09-20
No? You know what? Just go away.
Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to /r/HailCorporate it.
I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post /r/HailCorporate. You just can't.
I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.
Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.
I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.
1 Sle 2017-09-20
Nice pasta
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
Al dente
1 King-Achelexus 2017-09-20
Lol
1 Dematrus 2017-09-20
WTF I love corporations now.
1 therejectethan 2017-09-20
Nah it's an oldie green text post
1 kels2soccer 2017-09-20
Not to mention that shit will HURT the entire time
1 botchlings 2017-09-20
That's got to be a horrible way to go. My understanding is that it just destroys your liver so you don't die "instantly" but over a period of days or weeks as your liver fails
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-09-20
Their advice is so terrible it was bound to drive someone to suicide.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-09-20
I didn't even see advice, I just saw a whole lot of "you suck and your relationship sucks" as usual.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-20
I mean it sounds like the only thing keeping her from suicide was her unemployed boyfriend whose shit she pays for while he jacks off all day. That was kind of a house of cards waiting to fall.
1 LoveThisWebSite 2017-09-20
I'd want to kill myself too if I worked in IT and came home to a bird screaming at me while my so is pounding off resolutely in the corner
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-20
Who wouldn't want to come home to this?
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Sounds like a sitcom!
1 an_experimenter 2017-09-20
This is the future the glooooobaliiiiists are pushing on us
1 LoveThisWebSite 2017-09-20
Lady wouldn't be suicidal and unwilling to fuck if she was on alpha brain
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-20
she needs some New MOOD
1 SomeLeakage 2017-09-20
D B T O L E U I S B N T L D I E N
G
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-20
Basically an /r/drama meetup
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-09-20
She named her bird "taco", fucking hell, just do it
1 FaygoMakesMeGo 2017-09-20
join in or shove off
1 Kekistanian9000 2017-09-20
I bet $1 on "she is an attention whore therefore won't suceed in her suicide"
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
If you try to suicide by pills, you're not going to kill yourself. You'll just fuck up your brain and liver and live the rest of your life in agony.
It's really the dumbest method to KYS with. No surprise that it's mostly done by women.
1 Thhueros 2017-09-20
I thought it depends on the pills. I'm pretty sure Tylenol takes you down whether you change your mind or not.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
The best pills to take are cyanide. Those last 5 minutes are going to be awful, but you're guaranteed to die.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
please no one drink cyanide. When I was younger I tried using a cyanide pill and it broke open in my mouth. Now I don't have any real teeth and my esophagus has a hole in it.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
lol, where'd you get cyanide pill when you were younger?
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
I wasn't a kid or anything lol. I was on an assignment in the Middle East and had a cyanide pill under a fake molar in case of emergency. Well long story short, I got held hostage and negotiations had hit a stalemate. I smashed the fake tooth, inadvertently busting open the capsul. Pretty poorly designed, they certainly don't do it that way anymore.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
/r/thatha ---
eh fuck it
1 Dukkerz 2017-09-20
Pretty sure this is a bond villain reference.
1 Gladbach10 2017-09-20
Nobody cares, Javier Bardem.
1 IAmTheNight2014 2017-09-20
Quick, what happened in 1998?!
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
Parliament passed the Data Protection Act.
1 IAmTheNight2014 2017-09-20
Aaaaaannnnd?
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
Monica Lewinsky scandal? Like I said I was in rural middle east so I don't really know what was going on in pop culture.
1 IAmTheNight2014 2017-09-20
I thought you were intentionally saying other stuff, haha.
I'm referring to the meme that in nineteen-ninety eight, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
i like to meme as much as the next guy, but man but you seem pretty far gone
1 IAmTheNight2014 2017-09-20
Now I'm actually confused.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
I was pretending to be Javier Bardem's character from Skyfall.
1 IAmTheNight2014 2017-09-20
Ah.
1 BurgerLaowai 2017-09-20
He was a spy in a 1940s movie!
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Why'd you do that?
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
Hostage negotiatons hit a stalemate. I didn't like the idea of being indefinitely tortured.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
At least you can give a good gummer.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
Which is extra funny because I am gay. Most guys prefer the dentures to stay on though.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Ahh, why didn't you just say you tried to kill yourself for being a faggot?
1 Xenepa 2017-09-20
Why would cyanide ruin the teeth?
I watched that awful Bond movie few years ago and that blonde guy had that problem
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
Cyanide is an acid. Why wouldn't an acid eat teeth?
1 newprofile15 2017-09-20
Are you the villain from Skyfall?
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
you win! Send me your amazon wishlist and I'll get you your prize
1 saltyonions 2017-09-20
Tylenol will simply damage your liver permenantly...
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-20
Yeah, and if you take enough of it without getting your stomach pumped, you get to experience the drawn-out, agonizing death caused by liver failure.
I heard it takes sometime around a week to die.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2017-09-20
That is correct. They get them in all the time at our local ED. They're the walking dead at that point.
1 ca2co3 2017-09-20
It depends on how much and most importantly how long you delay treatment. If we get you to treatment soon enough we can give an antidote of sorts called n acetylcysteine. You have around 36 hours give or take before the damage is irreversible and you will die without liver transplant.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I take it they don't waste livers on suicide attempts, either.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Depends how good their insurance is, really.
1 hakkzpets 2017-09-20
Funnily, NAC works wonders against hangovers!
Protects your liver by preventing it from breaking down ethanol into acetaldehyde. So not only does it make you a healthier alcoholic, it prevents hangovers to a certain degree by helping you to piss out all the ethanol before it becomes pure poison.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Why is this not mixed into alcohol?
1 hakkzpets 2017-09-20
It can five you kidney stones if you eat it to much.
But you can circumvent that by eating a 1000mg of C-vitamins and some B-vitamins with each pill.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
Depends on the timing. Can take acetylcysteine quite late into the overdose and keep the person alive
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
/r/hailcorporate
1 amalso 2017-09-20
Suicide by pills is easy if it's a depressant and you mix it with alcohol but Obviously you're not gonna die from a bunch of neurofen lol
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-20
Cyanide comes in pill form. This lady isn't even trying
1 EpicLevelBadass 2017-09-20
The ones that really work you can't even get anymore and the ones that you can get are all prescription only.
1 JohnGalt316 2017-09-20
i've treated patients who drank muriatic acid
their entire digestive system is destroyed and they can't eat or drink anything for 6 months while we wait for the body to heal enough to have surgery
1 missmurrr 2017-09-20
this sounds like great diet advice.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
They had to drink quite a lot then, because the stomach lining produces quite a lot of HCl by itself, and it can handle some pretty extreme pH values. The pancreas also produces a shitload of buffers and basic substances to drop the pH.
Reminds me of those crazy people who would put bleach in the rectums of their babies to "get the worms out", even though those "worms" were actually the dead epithelium of the colon.
1 JohnGalt316 2017-09-20
it is the esophageal wall that gets destroyed
1 GrovelingPeasant 2017-09-20
Dr. UltraShitpost MD
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
I'm actually a PhD student in medical research. Scary thought, huh?
1 buttermyself 2017-09-20
Cool, could you figure out why but itches? Its a rash.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
Anal sex with a tranny, probably
1 Yiin 2017-09-20
Wipe your damn ass.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-20
Sure thing Big Toilet Paper.
1 Yiin 2017-09-20
He's going to need to a pinecone with his level of past neglect.
1 Byrnhildr_Sedai 2017-09-20
Use a bidet. One of those cool Japanese style ones, they clip onto the toilet.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-09-20
Gay.
Just get the ones that are like the sink sprayer.
1 buttermyself 2017-09-20
Haha, real funny. Im supposed to let the scabs heal first.
1 Yiin 2017-09-20
Ass scabs? I guess this is why /u/Ultrashitpost is the doctor.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-20
Best advice my father ever gave me was "Clean ya ass"
1 Yiin 2017-09-20
It's practical and no one else is going to say it.
1 an_ordinary_canadian 2017-09-20
Costco sells boxes of Kirkland flushable wipes. Use them.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-09-20
Worms
1 grep_var_log 2017-09-20
Ironic, couldn't cure your terminal serious posting.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
That's cause we don't cure people. We make people sick.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
Not (((them))) though right? They get the real cures
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-20
Research my bussy
1 Thhueros 2017-09-20
You can be the Shiro Ishii of our generation.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
Yeah, and if i ever get charged with crimes against humanity, then i'll just defect to the Americans or Russians.
1 ay_what_up 2017-09-20
honestly yes
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-09-20
Jesus. You can Prefix Given Family or Given Family Suffix
But you can NEVER Prefix Given Family Suffix
1 I_SHOT_TWICE_ONCE 2017-09-20
OTOH sulfuric acid works just fine
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-20
I drank bleach, thank god I have an iron stomach but I was still fucked up for a long time, years. I've met others like me, some as lucky some not at all. 0/10 do not recommend
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Why'd you do that?
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-20
Only one reason people drink bleach bro.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I mean the motivation. Got dumped? Couldn't find a job? No one wanted to be your friend?
1 NeadStork 2017-09-20
Maybe he was just curious
1 quinotauri 2017-09-20
He's here, all those are a given. He was probably just thirsty and retarded.
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2017-09-20
He lost his iPod.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
He was truly an hero.
1 Pinksister 2017-09-20
Stomach whitening. These unrealistic internal beauty standards need to stop.
1 YOU_NOW_HAVE_AIDS 2017-09-20
endwhitewashing
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
I've been drinking Indian ink for months because I know I'm black inside....
I just need black liquid deep inside me.
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2017-09-20
Right, to pass a drug test.
1 Stinkfished 2017-09-20
https://youtu.be/eqbn7oxXh38
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-20
Bad advice from 4chan?
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-20
if you drink bleach does your shit come out white though?
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-20
Dunno, mostly came up the other end. Turns out it's pretty hard to keep bleach down.
1 transgender_vampire 2017-09-20
did you ever consider bunging bleach directly into your anus.
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-20
Of course. Doesn't everybody start their day off with a bleach enema?
1 cptAustria 2017-09-20
ist called boofing
1 die_rattin 2017-09-20
You pooped out your mouth? Hardcore
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-20
Post suicide reason
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2017-09-20
To clean your bussy for later? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 CUDesu 2017-09-20
You put it in the fridge and mistook it for milk?
1 cptAustria 2017-09-20
"all the other memers were doing it too mum"
1 RollBread 2017-09-20
I don't think that's how you're supposed to bleach your asshole.
1 Phillip_Asshole 2017-09-20
You're in a thread discussing various things people have ingested to attempt suicide. Use your brain, numbnuts.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
He's a whiny fagula?
1 Honk4Tits 2017-09-20
I've heard that usually when people attempt suicide with pills its a cry for help and not a real attempt. Obviously you can still die but it's rare.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
It's favoured by women who generally are less successful as opposed to men who have a higher completed suicide rate. We just can't stop winning tbh.
That said, I've done quite a few autopsies on completed suicides from pill drug overdoses using pills.
1 reddog2442 2017-09-20
Yeah but we're the pills over the counter pain killers
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
Probably not solely, generally it was cocktails based on the police reports. But I never read the tox reports, so I don't know for certain what was used tbh.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I like the idea of drug cocktails. We call this one the "Bloody Liver".
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
https://www.drugs.com/ibuprofen.html
Sounds like /u/Chunky_Bites will be having a wonderful time.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
doesn't this happen to grills once a month anyway?
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
this. I've tried 3 times with pills and got nothing but a seizure, a day of puking, and being really fucking uncoordinated.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
Damn, you suck. No wonder you want to kill yourself.
1 StezzerLolz 2017-09-20
harsh, but fair
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
lol, yeah. I don't know how I fucked up so many times. I'll probably just jump off a building. Easiest for sure way.
1 SuperShake66652 2017-09-20
Depending on building height, you'd pass out before you hit the ground.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
Just like all those skydivers who pass out when they jump out of planes right??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
1 an_ordinary_canadian 2017-09-20
Make sure it's high enough, don't want to live out the rest of your life as a 'gloid.
1 dooba_dooba 2017-09-20
Unironically don't kys friend
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-20
This, but ironically.
1 ca2co3 2017-09-20
Please don't talk about doing this. It's a permanent response to a temporary problem. Please find a psychiatrist, try a few until you click. It can change your life even if that sounds impossible to you right now.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
The only drugs that help me build tolerance fast, so I can't take them on a daily basis, plus I've had my problem since I was 15 (7 years), so I think it's probably permanent.
1 ca2co3 2017-09-20
I've seen people with longer history of depression and suicidality than that be helped immensely with a psych. Give it a shot.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
The drugs you think help are probably benzodiazepines, no? They do more harm then good if you're taking them enough to build a tolerance. The whole idea of taking them therapeutically is to give yourself a chance to experience things without anxiety for a while. This isn't so you can rely on the drugs to get you their forever, but instead to work on improving your emotional stability.
Also, being bad at dying is not a bad thing.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
For the first month I was taking them daily (as prescribed), then I started using them as needed because I noticed tolerance. Even though it helps me get out a few times a week and be able to talk to people without being a complete autist, my anxiety while off them hasn't really changed. and yes, the drugs I'm prescribed are benzos and also gabapentin.
1 Chester_Harvester 2017-09-20
Dude, your brain didn't even finish growing yet. My anxiety got a lot better after I turned 25 with basically no real treatment (because scared of doctors lol). Do you live alone?
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
Huh, that's interesting how bad was your anxiety before.
I don't see what living alone has to do with anything.
1 mattumbo 2017-09-20
I'm gonna second his advice, I'm only 21 but in the past 2 years I've noticed a huge improvement already. Better diet and exercise (Cardio especially) will help as well, though this is r/Drama so I don't expect you to give up tendies and shitposting that easily, but it is worth a shot. Good luck buddy, it should get better.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
Thanks for the advice. I'll try too exercise and change my diet.
1 h8speech 2017-09-20
Living alone fucks with your head. I'm 28, have had bipolar disorder for 13 years, over a dozen hospital admissions in my late teens, tried to kill myself a bunch. Like /u/Chester_Harvester, my mental illness improved massively after the age of 25. DBT helped, but so did time.
Living alone fucks with your head. So does living with unpleasant people. You become less used to normal social interaction. It's important to be around normal people all the time so that it becomes normal for you. Then you won't have as much anxiety about people.
It's also important to keep yourself very busy. Anxiety is "over-fearing", and over-fearing is often due to over-thinking; you think about something and worry about it and work yourself up into a state about it. The busier you are, the less time you have for this. The more you surround yourself with normal people, the less you can do this because you find that you keep checking your behaviors/thoughts against them, as a kind of standard of normality.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
That's good to know, lol
1 Chester_Harvester 2017-09-20
My anxiety wasn't so bad as some people's but it did manage to royally screw up my life in tandem with depression. For example I never had a full blown panic attack but I did have some fun physical reactions to anxiety like crying in inappropriate situations or getting diarrhoea or feeling that I'm going to faint. I used to go great lengths to avoid anxiety- inducing situations which in practice meant never dealing with my problems. Surprisingly, avoiding stressful situations at any cost only made my problems worse which in turn made me into anxious depressed wreck. I also made great effort at hiding it from people who cared about me and would help me. For instance I find dealing with doctors very stressful so I did everything I could to avoid getting treatment. It's one of my greatest regrets. I see that you're getting treatment now at 22, so you're already miles ahead of me at that age.
/u/h8speech gave a good answer. It fucks with your head and it's important to be around normal people all the time so that it becomes normal for you.
I'm pretty introverted and I really enjoy being alone. Being alone is very comfortable. But if your head is in the wrong place, being alone a lot gives you a lot of time to think if what you said yesterday was weird, what if people think you're weird, what if you're never gonna be normal, what if you're the most unnormal person in the world etc. Let those thoughts fester a bit and in comes suicidal ideation. When you're around other people, some most mundane thing can happen and break this train of thought. I remember one weekend a few years ago. My roommates went away on Friday and I had our flat to myself for a whole weekend. I planned some fun things to do on Saturday, had a few beers and went to sleep. I woke up early the next day and lied in my bed for an hour or so having similar thoughts. Finally said fuck it, got up, pack my bag and go visit my parents 300 km away because I was sure that if I stayed in that flat alone I would kill myself.
1 Happypumkin 2017-09-20
Have you tried Lexapro? That's what I'm on and if it breaks your dick add Wellbutrin to it.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
Didn't work for me sadly.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-20
Have you tried SSRIs
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
Yup, a handful of different ones.
1 celsus1999 2017-09-20
At the very least live long enough to not hurt your friends and family.
That's what I'm doing anyway.
1 PJmath 2017-09-20
LMAO, the 22 year old who already knows how his whole life's gonna turn out.
You're just getting started, relax. KYS when you're 40 or something.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
I see what you're saying, and maybe my problems will just randomly go away. But after seven years of, pretty much daily panic attacks, and not being able to function in public, the future doesn't look like it will get much better. I've tried therapy and medication. The therapy hasn't done anything, and the medication can only be taken every so often without building tolerance.
1 MistyWindy 2017-09-20
Hey man, I'm just another rando on the internet so grain of salt and all, but I had the same experience with benzos being only a temporary relief. Got on antidepressants (SSRIs) and went from about a dozen panic attacks a day to about 3 a year. It took a while for them to kick in (months) and it took experimenting with different ones, but they literally saved my life.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
Sadly I've been through 3 ssris and they didn't help, just gave me tons of side effects.
1 MistyWindy 2017-09-20
I feel you, my mom tried 2-3 (can't remember exactly) SSRIs that she had such bad reactions to that they landed her in the ER each time, but finally got on a super low dose (because she was scared) of one that finally freed her from panic attacks. Have you tried the new thing they do with genetic testing, where they see which meds you might be compatible with and which ones won't help? It's really interesting and might cut out some of the guesswork.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
That sounds interesting, I might give that a shot.
1 xr3llx 2017-09-20
I had no luck with SSRIs either but eventually after years of experimenting landed on an SNRI (Lexapro) that made all the difference. Stick with it man
1 ca2co3 2017-09-20
You can take SSRI's and propranolol continuously, not like benzos which you take to abort an attack. Problem with benzos is swallowing a pill takes 45 minutes to get digested and into your blood at full levels... and by then your attack is already over anyway.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
I've used both. SSRIs just gave side effects and propranolol does help with heart rate, but that's it.
1 ca2co3 2017-09-20
SSRI's give side effects right away but take 6-8 weeks to start having their calming effects, just saying in case you didn't take them for that long. Also I know a lot of people who didn't have improvement on one SSRI and then tried another one and it helped them. There are a lot out there and they each work a little differently.
1 DaedalusMinion 2017-09-20
No, you just realize that you are capable of dealing with them. When I look back at all the problems I had, I don't think 'wow looks like I was an idiot, that was such a tiny thing to get worked up over'- rather I just know how to deal with it if it happens again.
Experience trumps everything, even chaos. Keep your chin up doggo
1 wisty 2017-09-20
22 is still adolescence (technically). It's not until, like, late 20s that most people are able to deal with shit like an adult. Sure, by 22 you're not being a dumbass and getting yourself into stupid shit for really stupid reasons quite so much, but dealing with shit you've been dealt unfairly takes a little bit longer to get good at.
1 Stinkfished 2017-09-20
Yeah, Just Do It.
1 cheers_grills 2017-09-20
Temporary response to temporary problem sounds worse tho
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-20
I see this as a sign that you deep down don't want to die. I don't want you to die. So perhaps you should speak with someone. My brain meds are pretty good, they stop me from hating everything and everyone. Which is helpful.
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
lol, the first 2 times I was uneducated on what would kill me. So I took tons of lexapro, and that just made me puke. The second time I took a mix of different antidepressants I had left over, that gave me a really bad seizure. Then I took tons of propranolol, benzos, and alchohol (I was sure I was going to die), but somehow I survived feeling like shit the next day. I don't really see how this means I don't want to die, lol.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-20
Check out a psychiatry site, it's a pretty well documented occurrence. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I don't believe you. You say you want to die, I say I've been there. I'm just pointing out that there's a good chance that subconsciously you want things to change not end.
Change can happen. I have several friends who battled suicide for years. They just kept trying to do it. My close friend was and still is a Fed, which means he had a lot of guns. He too took pills, said he didn't want to leave a message. He had responded to several suicides while working as a cop. Then he finally went to see a doctor, got on meds, stopped trying to kill himself. He's way better now, still a prick tbh, but not suicidal.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-20
He's saying if you really wanted to you would use a gun
1 Kuonji 2017-09-20
spend a solid day watching all the top posts on /r/watchpeopledie and you may change your mind.
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-20
If you can manage to land head first from a high enough building there probably wouldn't be any pain.
1 zeMouse 2017-09-20
I read some articles where they went around interviewing people who jumped off bridges and lived. Pretty much all of them, no matter how committed they were, said that when they were halfway down they thought "shit, why did I do this? I don't actually want to die."
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Why'd you do that?
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
probably the same reason everyone wants to kill themselves, lol. Have really bad anxiety and naturally have suicidal tendencies for no reason. I don't really want to respond any more to these questions, lol, I'm on /r/Drama and it feels like people are just pitying me.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Ha dude everyone has suicidal ideation. Some people put more stock in those thoughts than others but it's a very common thing to suffer from. I haven't seen much pitying here as much as I've seen concern for you since you said you were probably gonna jump off a building.
Also you do have suicidal tendencies for a reason. You're depressed.
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-20
So that's what suicidal people tell themselves huh?
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
So the concept of you dieing by your own hand has never occurred to you?
Bullshit, you just thought of it.
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-20
I mean the concept that it is something I could accomplish.. yes. The idea that it's something I would want to do.. no. Something tells me simply conceptualizing suicide isn't what you meant though.
It's ok, I understand that you feel ashamed about it. I would too.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
For me I've never really considered suicide with any intent. I just kinda obsessed myself with it for a while. That's beside the point tho If you're not gonna kys why are we talking?
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-20
You're right, you've got some important guidance counseling to do elsewhere on /r/drama lol fag
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Wow you seem charming. Sorry human compassion is so foreign to you. I hope you don't die alone.
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-20
Wow you seem very dim witted, sorry /r/drama is so foreign to you.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
You are just desperate for attention, my dude. Also pretty dumb since you say I don't get /r/drama because I told you to kys. Maybe just take my advice and quit bothering me.
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-20
I just wanted to respond to your faggotry and fuck with you a little bit, since it was clear you take yourself too seriously. Your replies have proven that to be the case. Maybe your suicidal inclinations were pointing you in the right direction? Take care, "my dude".
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Wow rude
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Also kys
1 Kuonji 2017-09-20
It's doctor time. A professional needs to get involved.
1 Not_anargument 2017-09-20
Have you never heard of a gun?
1 boboy74 2017-09-20
What's a gun?
1 Not_anargument 2017-09-20
What your father should have used on your mother beforw you were born
1 ATissu 2017-09-20
E D G Y and original
Go back to r/imgoingtohell pls
1 DickingBimbos247 2017-09-20
Suicide is idiotic anyway.
Instead of killing themselves like an idiot, why don't they enjoy the fact that they've stopped worrying about death?
There must be something that they'd like to do but never did because it's too dangerous. Do it now!
Party like it's the end of the world. Max out a few credit cards and go sailing or snowboarding, or book a flight to the middle east and fight against ISIS.
But no. They just ruin their digestive system, or they ruin their bedroom wall with brainsplatter, or they ruin some poor train conductor's life.
And they hurt all the people that care about them, which is like the exact opposite of who deserves to be hurt (if anyone does).
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-20
That's not really how depression works. It's hard to explain unless you've had it yourself, but it taints your ability to enjoy anything.
1 KULAKS_DESERVED_IT 2017-09-20
Depressed people don't think they'll ever be happy again.
1 die_rattin 2017-09-20
All the more reason to crank it up to 11
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Its not a lack of worry about death so much as it is a desperate search for a solution to the tragedy of life. There's a reason most suicide attempts fail.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-20
Yeah because women make up that demographic. Men just pull the trigger bc we're not bitches. I'll probably go out that way too. Just me and the Remington out in the pasture
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
You're not wrong.
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
I don't think pulling a Hunter S. Thompson would actually be that cool if Johnny Depp wasn't at your wedding.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-20
I'm gonna get eaten by coyotes. It's not "cool". It's the circle of life
1 Bonzalez 2017-09-20
Its kinda cool
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-20
Yeah kinda. Might get grazed on by board but whatever. Been planning to die at 80 since I was about 25
1 mimic751 2017-09-20
does kill yourself really need an acronym?
1 NotManicJustHappy 2017-09-20
Don't forget the kidneys. Nothing quite like kidney dialysis a few times a week for the rest of your life because you didn't take enough pills to actually die
1 Calygulove 2017-09-20
The secret is to get on SSRIs and drink. Ded pretty quick.
1 ghostchamber 2017-09-20
There are pills that can get the job done. However, none of them can be obtained over the counter.
1 c3534l 2017-09-20
What a weird thing to be sexist about.
1 nanotech23 2017-09-20
I've read doctor confessions on here where the kid takes a bunch of pills then calls the ER, and they pump his stomach and he/she has a change of heart. But they've fucked their liver to where they are guaranteed to die in the next couple of days and it's sad because the hospital can't do anything at that point.
1 80BAIT08 2017-09-20
I hope she removes the porn filter before she offs herself. Porn is degen but it's his choice ultimately.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-09-20
Yeah, that was my thought, she should do the dude that favour at least
1 jet199 2017-09-20
It would do society a favour and stop him breeding.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
/u/Chunky_Bites you're an 18 year old woman in IT so I'll assume you're Asian. You make good money and you're probably decent looking, so you can easily get another guy. I'd give it a few more years before you off yourself.
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-20
way to white knight the fatty who can't even get her "boyfriend" to fuck her. fucking fag
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Telling 18 year olds not to kill themselves is white knighting now? I told her to put out more next time if she wants to keep a man.
1 TempestCola 2017-09-20
Ah yes, "if you fucked your man more you wouldn't be depressed approach"
So I can tell you've only fucked your hand.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I never said sex would cure depression (although there is some research that cum helps make women less depressed). I said he won't avoid her or dump her because he's not getting laid.
1 TempestCola 2017-09-20
I mean that really depends; not all sex is good sex lol
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-20
sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still a little good
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Even when it's forced on you.
1 KrustyKoonKrackers 2017-09-20
/r/StruggleFucking
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
lol she isn't going to fuck you m8
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Not after taking all those pills!
1 Devonmartino 2017-09-20
wew lad
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
What do you think she is, a white bitch?
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-09-20
https://datausa.io/profile/cip/110701/#ethnicity_degrees
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Oh look, white girls are slightly more numerous than Asian girls despite outnumbering them in the general population by an order of magnitude or 2.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-09-20
What's that got to do with anything? The point being made was that an 18-year-old woman in IT can be assumed to be Asian. That's a simple premise, and the facts on this site disprove it.
Also, if you think a 40% difference can be described as 'slight' then data analysis is not a strong suit for you.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
What's that but a second hand emotion?
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
You see, chinks and nips are smarter than basic mayo bitches.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-09-20
What's a nip?
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Like a jap.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-09-20
Ah right. Well you're not wrong there.
1 the_black_panther_ 2017-09-20
She didn't block reddit. He'll be fine
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
He porn on here blows.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
u/StankJew
1 potatoesarenotcool 2017-09-20
Ew
1 Wrongaucho 2017-09-20
What.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-09-20
There's some pretty good penises on r/massivecock tbh
1 youpostyoudie 2017-09-20
Oh definitely. There's a pretty good one for hung twins but I can't remember the name.
It's just that tumblr is so much better for visual porn.
1 crimsonchibolt 2017-09-20
i usually get my porn from tumblr (as my bussy posts have shown) and yup full on porn,erotica, fetishes of all kinda can be found there so get free tumblr and dudes good. though you still have to deal with tumblr so it is lose lose.
1 ChateauJack 2017-09-20
I hope she unblocked the porn before killing herself.
It would be pretty unfair otherwise.
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-20
No stealing /u/PuppyIover101 's comment!
1 ChateauJack 2017-09-20
I don't read comments on r/drama.
Who does tbh.
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-20
That's usually where the juiciest drama is.
1 potatoesarenotcool 2017-09-20
I only source my drama from 100% organic drama subreddits.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Well, it sounds like he moved on to a place with better internet.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-09-20
There's actually already been a relationships poster who got killed https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ev2bn/rrelationships_saga_takes_a_dark_turn_over_a
1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-20
man I remember that
that shit was meeeeeeeeeeeeeessed up. hopefully that woman dies in jail
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-20
Damn, I thought she died after stabbing herself when I read the story the first time.
Knowing that she's alive AND her mother made a fake GoFundMe using the father's name to raise money for the mother... wow.
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2017-09-20
My 14 year old daughter's friend tried to off herself by shoving a 12" knife into her gut. She spent a month in the hospital, and she's still in therapy.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I'd have given her 6" in her gut.
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2017-09-20
Fuck off man, that's a 13 year old girl.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Wocka wocka!
1 EfflictimGT 2017-09-20
Dude..
1 glmox 2017-09-20
credit where credit is due, thats pretty hardcore
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2017-09-20
Yea, it required a nine hour surgery.
1 glmox 2017-09-20
hot
1 c3534l 2017-09-20
Yeah, wtf. Why does a chick attempting sepukku turn me on?
1 glmox 2017-09-20
dont fight it
1 c3534l 2017-09-20
And now I'm cured. Thank you.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Did you find out why she did it?
1 Ralph-Hinkley 2017-09-20
No, and it was none of my business so I didn't ask.
1 jet199 2017-09-20
She should be executed for cultural appropriation.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
I guess we know where she got it from.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-09-20
Do you have a source for that gofundme thing? I haven't been able to find one.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-20
The only source is from the supposed father's account that posted on DeFranco's subreddit. Scroll down a little in this archive and you'll see his comment:
1 uniqueguy263 2017-09-20
Oh my fucking god that was really dark. I came here to laugh at dumb shit, not actually feel bad. What a fucking psycho
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-09-20
Christ. If you dig deeper, an article reached out to "a neighbor" named Cecil Haworth who loved spending time with the kids and even helped them make a mother's day card. Hmm... Why was this neighbor so involved in those kids' lives?
tl;dr neighbor was fucking the mom which was why OP was getting a divorce from her.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-09-20
Getting cucked by a dude named Cecil... Middle America...
1 Hubinator 2017-09-20
OP clarified in his comments that Cecil was not the man his wife cheated with.
Source
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-09-20
I can't find the comment but fair enough.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-09-20
I'm pretty sure the guy she was boning was a real estate agent or something. Her husband even did his web design.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-09-20
I actually did some Facebook stalking and found Cecil. He's a creepy old man with a wife so I really doubt he was the one boning dude's psycho wife
1 WhiskeyWeekends 2017-09-20
According to the OP, the neighbor was 51 years old at the time with a girlfriend and a son.
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-09-20
if this is our guy im beyond shook
https://twitter.com/gooberdilla/status/910584594356998146
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
If this was posted on /r/relationships now:
"You nazi trump voting scum, how dare you not support your wife and be so insensitive thinking of yourself when she's under so much distress, fucking misogynist pig for slut shaming your wife, no wonder she killed herself, your kids blood is on your hands not hers"
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-09-20
Original take
1 7BOomeRanG7 2017-09-20
Sounds like the wife isn't the only one in this world at this level of fucked up.. I hope this person drives off a cliff.
1 alphetasauce 2017-09-20
How did you manage to turn this into politics?
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
I'm just saying surprising tone shit in 9months on relationships.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2017-09-20
holy fucking shit.
1 mikerhoa 2017-09-20
Yeah I remember that. That evil cunt is trying to plead insanity even after she calmly confessed to killing them to prevent her husband from getting custody of them in their impending divorce.
1 throwcripes 2017-09-20
Tbf that was solid advice, who would want to live involuntarily cucked forever, reddit was just giving him permission to leave. I don't think those deaths are on anyone but the psycho bitch that did it.
1 roofied_elephant 2017-09-20
Daaaaaamn dude what the fuck....what a cunt that woman was hooooly shit...
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-09-20
Read into a lot of the news articles as well. He did the right thing and i think he generally got good advice. No one could have foreseen that she's fucking MURDER HER KIDS.
In 99% of all cases, manning up, divorcing and just doing the necessary to at least keep contact with the kids is the right thing to do for ones mental health.
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1 Not_anargument 2017-09-20
>mayo woman
No surpises there
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-09-20
https://tribwxin.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/fox59-background31.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=770
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-09-20
https://tribwxin.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/fox59-background31.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=770
2 kids died cos 2 different dudes wanted to fuck this insane bitch????
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
The thirst is real.
1 DivinePrince2 2017-09-20
Wow, fuck, that's horrible.
1 AlexFieldsJrisahero 2017-09-20
OP sounds miserable. She even admits to having a low libido in another post.
Why should we care some hambeast dies?
1 jet199 2017-09-20
Because she pays the tax dollars which pay for your head stick.
1 buttermyself 2017-09-20
I tried to immerse myself in this but its too fake and not dramatic enough.
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-20
I got banned from that subreddit for advocating violence. I think I was saying some cheated needed their ass kicked or something. Are they going to ban their own subreddit now?
1 ASeriouswoMan 2017-09-20
Almost everyone in /r/relationships despises cheating and mentioning infidelity triggers a secret switch for going berserk, no matter the circumstances. So I surmise it's the wording you used.
1 jet199 2017-09-20
Around 70% of people will cheat at some point in their lives. If you want to have steady relationships which last more than a couple of years you need to be able to work through shit like that otherwise it's a life sentence of serial monogamy without any security and broken families. I wouldn't put up with crazy gas lighting or stuff which shows a SO is an arsehole but if a relationship is good why throw it away because it just so happens your cock or cunt isn't magically changing the basic human nature of those who come in contact with it?
1 WalrusKarate 2017-09-20
Well I did directly advocate violence, I say all the time that it sucks and I wish it wasn't this way but there are some people that only understand violence. No amount of talking to them, ignoring them, or anything will get them to change their behavior. Sometimes you gotta punch somebody to get them to stop and/or leave you alone.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
/u/puppyiover101
Well done sir. Well done. PS: I hope you don't love puppies in the way that u/aluzky does (hint: he rapes them)
1 Aluzky 2017-09-20
I love puppies in non-sexual ways. (I'm not a zoopedosexual)
Can you provide scientific evidence that I rape puppies? Or you are spreading lies?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
See: your comment history
1 Aluzky 2017-09-20
And nowhere in my comment history you can find that I'm sexually attracted to puppies or that I rape them.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
>That is a lie: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/71gqun/dont_forget_to_check_out_raluzky_and_ping_him_in/dnb0mzd/
1 SortedN2Slytherin 2017-09-20
If OP in that thread is playing them, then they deserve it. That sub is fucking toxic and gives the worst advice, and they should feel the weight of their consequences, even momentarily.
1 neutralvoter 2017-09-20
you can't kill yourself with ibuprofen. you can however, get attention
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-20
Well that's just so fucking dark I can even shitpost about it.
. . .fuck it I'll try.
Fucking amateur, taking pills is a sign you don't want to die you just want attention (seriously pls get help). Nah if you were hard boiled like me you do it for keeps. Potassium Cyanide, make a liquid solution, drink it down, you'll be dead before you're half way finished the glass.
I feel real dirty now
1 fsdgfhk 2017-09-20
4 boxes of nuerofen? She'd be lucky if it did more than give her the runs. Better off trying to slash your wrist with the blisterpacks they come in, or choke on the boxes or something.
Fuck some people are useless...
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
I've never seen a neurofen 40 pill pack. At least in the UK they are restricted to prevent exactly this. What's more you can't buy more then 2 boxes at a time, it's illegal. Couldn't even buy 2 paracetamols and 2 ibuprofen. I'm fairly sure this is standard for the west, some places being more strict.
And frankly chances are at the dosage for over the counter shit, all you've done is possible fuck up your liver/kidneys, though even they will likely recover from such a sad OD attempt.
Do your research bitch if you're going to lie on the internet for attention, at least make it sound like a serious attempt not babies first tantrum /u/chunky_bites
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Oi gov'nah. It's 3 shillings and a King's Crown for a pack o' fiddlywigs over 'ere, it is.
1 die_rattin 2017-09-20
How many Dollarydoos is that
1 bijinchan 2017-09-20
In the US you can buy a 1000 bottle of ibuprofen at Costco/Sam's Club.
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
Fucking americans, it's like they want to provide cultists with the spike for the punch.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
Can easily get 40 brufen here in NZ, especially if it was from a script then it'll come in one big fuck off box. Alternatively you could just go to multiple pharmacies
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
Script medication yeah you can get big boxes here, but over the counter not a chance in hell. And it damn well wouldn't be neurofen, they wouldn't give you a brand. Which is the bigger red flag anyway, unless she's one of these morons that actually beleieve the adverts that it's stronger then off brand pills, which it's not, then why go for a brand over a cheaper non-descript one which probably does come in bigger bulks if your country is retarded enough to sell pills you shouldn't take more then 8 a day of, in packs to last longer then their use by dates.
And considering Chunky's laziness in story crafting I doubt they'll go to multiple pharmacies.
1 grep_var_log 2017-09-20
I forgot we only have 1 shop in the UK where you can buy ibuprofen.
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-20
It's a regulation. If your corner shop sells you more then 2 packs of medication then they are breaking those regulations and can face fines.
1 jet199 2017-09-20
The whole world is not like the UK.
Most countries are quite happy to let people kill themselves.
And plenty of people do manage to end up dead after taking a couple of packets of pills off the shelf, which is why the sizes were restricted in the first place. People can save packets up but mostly suicide is a momentary urge and people who plan are in the minority (or just like feeling sorry for themselves and the planning is just something to keep themselves occupied with no real end point).
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-09-20
Ignoring the main drama for a moment...
Whoever wrote this - you're stupid, and also your ex lied to you.
1 Wtfct 2017-09-20
You should tag them
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-09-20
That sounds like work. Okay, hold on...
/u/italyinsummer, men absolutely like to cum. Most people do. Oh, and your ex was lying to you - probably jacking it 3 times a day.
There ya go, /u/wtfct.
1 amityville 2017-09-20
Doing God's work!
1 italyinsummer 2017-09-20
Lol what? Guys don't need to cum. My ex literally never jacked off once because he thought it was "icky". But okay Reddit.
1 italyinsummer 2017-09-20
I'm not stupid. You won't die from not jacking off. Don't be stupid.
1 GoblinThief 2017-09-20
I honestly didnt know that people can OD on ibuprofen
1 glmox 2017-09-20
i mean, you can technically od on anything, but unless you take so much you literally choke on the pills ibuprofen is just gonna ruin your liver
1 FreeIceCreen 2017-09-20
It's incredibly hard and incredibly painful. You basically just kill your liver and then die. I think the guy accused in the anthrax case in the early 2000's killed himself that way.
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-09-20
A person can od on anything, even water.
1 Cormophyte 2017-09-20
To be fair, they both sound pretty awful and should probably just break up.
1 camkellley 2017-09-20
Unpopular opinion, but you don't just get to hold somebody emotionally hostage like that just because they watch porn. She didn't want to get off. He did. A mature and rational response for the couple would be either A) the man to pleasure himself B) agree on an open relationship or C) end the misery and date other people entirely. She was controlling and he stopped giving a shit. No duh. He is a person with feelings just as valid as hers. It was a bad relationship and she was clearly using threats of suicide and her depression to manipulate, regardless of whether that was her main intention. I honestly doubt that suicide post is even real considering there is no real evidence besides a text post of her dramatically claiming to do so. You're really just gonna take some internet girl's word for this without the dude's side? She sounds like a loon to me and that's coming from somebody who was diagnosed with severe clinical depression at age 14. I know this kind of person because it used to be me before I got some real help. This is a mess on both parts imo.
1 ason 2017-09-20
I'll take "lies /u/italyinsummer's ex told her" for $300!
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-09-20
Girl: My boyfr-
/r/relationshits: Break up with her. Empower yourself gurllll
Girl: My life sucks worst now because now im alone and miserable
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
/r/relationshits: One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
1 ohfughalb 2017-09-20
Goddamit we've beat the dead horse into fertilizer but there's a post where some woman told her bf his benis wasn't as good as prior ones and the commenters are berating the bf for being insecure and imagining things even tho the lady is the one making the complaint.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Link it!
1 ohfughalb 2017-09-20
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/71d1zk/i29f_am_scared_my_sexual_history_might_ruin_my/
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
/u/pastToHaunt42 just imagine he's a dyke with a big clit.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
why anyone would try to get relationship advice from a sub full of single, ugly, overly masculine and/or cat ladies is beyond me tbh. That sub needs a warning label "abandon hope all ye who enter here"
1 Zachums 2017-09-20
If you report mean comments as being "targeted harassment" in this subreddit please just kill yourself, thanks in advance.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
Don't take ibuprofen, though. It won't work.
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-20
It makes you hella nauseous and fucks up your kidneys and it doesn't even kill you like fuck
Shotgun to the face>Acetaminophen>Ibuprofen
1 Unstable_Scarlet 2017-09-20
Eh, depends on the angle of the shotty, imo a noose is still the easiest and makes the least mess.
Aim for the back of the head too, it's where are the vital controls are, frontal lobe is emotions and whatnot
1 summerpils 2017-09-20
I heard you should aim for the back of your throat. The brain stem. Aim to high up you end up at best alive with no face and a literal drooling brain damaged idiot or at worst alive with no face and literal drooling fully with a intact brain.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-20
No no no. I've thought about this. Row a small boat out into the Atlantic or other cold water during the winter. Jump in. After a minute or two in 10c water, it's all over. No mess even if you wash up a while later.
And some lucky someone might get a free boat!
1 Unstable_Scarlet 2017-09-20
Do you even know how expensive boats are?
Btw drowning is no fun, too much time to regret your decisions.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-20
10c water shuts it all down pretty quick.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-20
Literally who doesn't want a messy suicide though
1 shanewater 2017-09-20
I always thought getting a teaching degree and then building a gallows out of lego blocks before hanging yourself in front of a class of 6 year olds was the best way forward.
1 TedBundyAMA 2017-09-20
REEE NO HATE SPEECH
1 Pablopubes 2017-09-20
This is targeted harassment right here.
1 Zachums 2017-09-20
bend over, boii
1 NeedHelpWithExcel 2017-09-20
OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES REEEE
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-20
Think we can get /u/Zachums banned by the admins? We only support crypto hate here.
1 Aimless_Drifter 2017-09-20
in that case, fuck /r/bitcoin.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-20
I love you guys.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-20
Christ, don't go out like a loser. Heroin or nothing, my friend.
1 glmox 2017-09-20
look at this fucking amateur. speedball or nothing, die like a movie star
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-20
Good point. Speedball > all.
1 Ellthan 2017-09-20
Wait... you mean to tell me taking relation advice from strangers on the internet from the official "Virgin Central" website is not a good idea?
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
1 DivinePrince2 2017-09-20
Please. Whenever someone posts a suicide letter, it's usually just for attention. If she actually goes through with it, I'd be surprised.
1 hakkzpets 2017-09-20
Phew, that makes it not-crazy.
1 Orsonius 2017-09-20
Relationships in 2017
Hahaha
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-09-20
Its almost certainly bullshit.
1 Aerialcharles 2017-09-20
Only 799,954 to go.
1 TheTrueNobody 2017-09-20
r/relationships finally does something useful?
1 chanilastname 2017-09-20
Ugh imagine being 18 and not being able to get your bf to fuck you. That is depressing.... but she is only 18, lots of time to turn it around.
1 OniTan 2017-09-20
To see if he wants to hit it from behind?
1 chanilastname 2017-09-20
Well i mean if that helps, why not.
1 dz0id 2017-09-20
Suicide by ibuprofen? that's the most pathetic part of this post
1 georgelis 2017-09-20
/r/relationships and /r/sex are the most cancerous subreddits
1 House_Bitch 2017-09-20
This is incredibly sad. I know I shouldn't be sentimental in this sub but fuck this tugged the heart strings.
1 PlumsweetSoda 2017-09-20
Wouldn't a sleeping pill be better so you can just die in your sleep? I imagine a shitload of ibuprofen wouldn't be fun to take and be a god awful way to die.
I hope someone managed to see that or checked in on the OP. Do we have actual confirmation that they succeeded? I hope not :/
1 ASeriouswoMan 2017-09-20
I refrain from setting foot in this sub. People there are cancer, or rather become cancer the moment they're there. If you're in need of advice it's the worst place to go to - you already know the set of beliefs the mob has.
1 cptAustria 2017-09-20
now I wanna see how ugly she is if she cant even get her bf to fuck her
1 xiggz 2017-09-20
Xd
1 savantfool 2017-09-20
and now they deleted it all to stop being at fault those stinky pussys
1 YoMothaFlippin 2017-09-20
Taking advice from the internet
LMAO, who would ever do that... you're all just my imagination and if I know not to turst you, why would any of you trust each other?
1 CaliggyJack 2017-09-20
Why take 4 boxes of neurofen when you can just take 5 Aleve?
1 meatpuppet79 2017-09-20
They nuked the whole thing. The experts at /r/relationships will never know how useful they were in this case.