Hunting the Most Dangerous Game: A Naked Tranny in the Woods (r/relationships)

68  2017-09-20 by LoveThisWebSite

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The real question is whether the dude dating a female to male tranny is gay or not.

Exactly what I was looking thinking lol.

I'm gonna say its more gay than a guy dating a MtF. I could get into the looks of a MtF. I can't picture getting into the looks of a FtM.

Yeah, FtMs got the short end of the stick. At least MtFs actually look attractive half of the time. FtMs pretty much never look good.

One word: Buck Angel.

At least MtFs actually look attractive half of the time.

You must not have seen many MtFs outside the internet.

This is quite literally the opposite of the truth. It's far easier for FtMs to pass than MtFs, who almost never do. Basically if you start out with remotely masculine features it's really difficult to ever look feminine, but for transitioning to a guy, you can just get pumped full of testosterone and you can usually look okay at least, and many pass very well.

Crying

I thought the real question was whether "TOTALLY NUDE" includes eye protection or not..

They're confirmed for paintball mask and shoes. No ball or bussy protection tho. High stakes

We can just get /r/Drama regulars to protect it with their mouths.

ball

You seem a little confused about how this works.

ball

bussy

u kno this person is a woman right

I assumed they were post op and feared for their neo-nards but assuming that is probably ~bigoted~

FTMs pretty commonly avoid surgical dangler-construction bc the options aren't very good tbh.

Knee and elbow pads.

And don’t forget the insect repellent

There's no question whatsoever.

It's all penis to vagina ratio. 1/1 is the only not gay formulation. 0/2 or 2/0 is gay. It's really a simple concept. Also 1/1 +pegging, is still totally straight.

Username checks out.

Indeed.

whoa hey what about 2:1 or 1:2 or even X:Y where X is greater than 1 and Y is greater than 1.

If you put this much thought into it, then it's probably gay.

If he's conservative he's straight; if he's progressive he's gay. Of course bi is an option either way.

Isn't this how /u/Stratodaster died?

I think his mistake was letting all the hunters play with his bussy afterwards.

Did they actually ded?

Yesterday my partner got back to me and told me some more of the information. It does not seem to just be one lone dude taking them off to a van in the woods somewhere its gonna be about 10 people in total.

Someone keep an eye on the local evening news.

Title of this thread drew me in, title of original thread gave me a stroke. What the hell man.

Still Strokin'!

It's a good short story!

I have a feeling when you had the first conversation you were firing questions at your partner like it was a police interrogation. I wouldn't be too happy or forthcoming with details either if that was how you were acting. Your partner is an adult and can make decisions for themselves. You can converse about them, but you are not their father and coming off as some kind of authority is not going to work in your favor at all.

I'm an adult, I can have nude strangers shoot my neo-dick with paintballs if I want

I'm an adult, I can have nude strangers shoot my neo-dick with paintballs if I want>

This needs to be added to snapshill's repertoire

This is why we need kink-shaming

Amen. This whole "omfg shaming so bad!" is just such a load of codswallop. Shaming is a protective mechanism for enforcing societal norms, you know, like "don't be the town bike since then your kid won't have a clear path to inheritance" or "don't be obese since you'll die walking up a flight or stairs" or "don't fuck dogs or you'll end up posting on SRD".

If you ask me, more people should be shamed. Maybe they'd get their heads out of their asses for five minutes and realize that Che Guevara t-shirt don't mean shit.

That OP is a fucking degenerate pussy who doesn't have the stones to go full-on dick-in-the-ass gay.

I don't know about you guys, but reading the post got me off twice!

If he is nude, how does anyone even know he is a tranny?

My guess is that xe is fat enough that you can't tell what sex they are.

Tchoo! Yahoo! All aboard the degeneracy express! Next stop, the collapse of Western Civilization.

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lol at all the people getting freaked out by this instead of finding it fucking hilarious

Yeah, can you imagine watching a video of this? I'm imagining it right now.

Agreed. Entertaining shit. I was pretty bummed out and jumped on here for a distraction. Success.

I'm a really open minded person regarding kinks. Like I've participated in partners' fantasies despite finding them kinda gross or weird and I don't judge or really care so long as no one is getting hurt

But that's pretty fucking bizarre. Like how does that fantasy even develop? It's so absurdly specific

If it wasn't for the sexual thing it actually sounds like a fun time. So maybe just an elaborate rape fantasy with the thrill of a chase? I don't know this doesn't seem hard to reach through normal degeneracy.

Well... this is weird.

You don't hear much about FtM trannies, is that because they do less nonsense or are there literally less of them?

less nonsense. they're socialized as women so they're much less loud and obnoxious

Nobody cares, or is even very surprised, when a 5'3" chubby lil' dudegirl pulls out a surprise vagina.

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Where can I shoot naked trannies for free? Can it be a paintball gun with pepper spray?