This suggestion is dumb as fuck, and I'm not saying that because of this post

Growing up in the Deep South you are exposed hunting and trapping at an early age. I will never forget the time my father got so drunk on Robitussin that after beating me repeatedly with a rake he went outside to place traps to ensnare wild animals that we could use for food. After a few ours of stalking about he came inside and found me lying on the floor half conscious he chastised me for being a little wuss and kicked me in the kidneys claiming while shouting something about Jesus before passing out on the kitchen floor. The next morning the department of fish and game came knocking at our door asking if we knew anything about the bear traps that were placed all over the apartment complex. Apparently he had ensnared several negroes, and, while it was negro season, he was over his bag limit and had to cut some of them loose. Man, those were the days, sipping lemonade on the porch while dad skinned niggers in the back yard.

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