An early Christmas present for my /r/Drama special friends

11  2017-09-21 by Thot_Crusher

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He looks exactly what I thought he would look like

/u/Aluzky or his doggie dom?

Literally who

Resident dog rapist and literal retard, /u/Aluzky

What the fuck his post history is hilarious

"You are sick bastard. /u/EvilDog70

I'm mentally and physically healthy. And I was born from wedlock from my mom and dad, so I'm none of those.

"

Read his post history and tell me that zoophiles shouldn't be gassed.

Reading his post history, you do make a pretty good case...

I know, unban pls now, I'll be a good animal rapist, mister, I promise!

Sorry BB I didn't make you break literally the first rule

Yeah you did

O shit ur right

Yeah, mod me then, faggot

That's not really how we do things but you're welcome to post a poll requesting it

you're welcome to post a poll requesting it

Unban me then

Oh darn that's a problem there isn't it. What a shame...

I'll get one of my 100 alts, don't worry. I'll be top mod soon, and I'll turn the sub over to some retard sub

Hey man if you wanna invite your retard friends over to our sub they're welcome, as long as they read the sidebar rules. We don't judge

Do you prefer humans or animals? Are animals your main sexual partners?

Yeah animals are my main; we look about as flattering as that picture of aluzky when it all goes down. I've got two boy dogs and a BF but very little attraction to people.

Those poor dogs

IDK man they're pretty big fans

Is it due to some trauma when you were a kid? Serious question

I mean, that's hard to really gauge. Do I feel like it's trauma-related? No. I don't have a history that I would consider traumatic although at the same time I wasn't raised in some picture-perfect household either, though most people aren't. I've just always had a sorta love and adoration for dogs. And then one day during puberty I just sorta realized some dogs made my peepee go up? I felt my attraction to dogs long before I ever felt any sort of attraction with people(like 7 years before). I just never really had that sort of interest with people till I met the right one.

How the fuck is this a thing? Like, seriously.

Crazy world we live in eh

Damn, thats weird. Never talked to a zoophile before. What attracts you to dogs especially?

I guess one of thing that's really nice is just the simple, steadfast companionship. IDK if you've ever owned a dog, but I'm sure if you have you can relate to how simply the relationship builds up but how strong it becomes from that, and the depth of personality you can discover in a given animal.

I can't really say what drew me to dogs specifically, but probably just growing up around them. I don't really have interest in any non-canid animals.

Ok so it's not only sexual, it's also emotional? Damn. That's interesting. Would a wolf be ok? Does every dog breed attracts you?

No, not every breed nor every dog within a given breed. My favorite breeds are boxers, pit bulls, German shepherds, huskies, and probably corgis. I'm not attracted to chows, rough Collies, Newfoundlands, small breeds, and various others. Emotion plays a big part in it for most people because like, I mean everyone who's owned a dog can understand how awesome they are lol. And then the sexual part is just this little extra thing lol

I'd totally be with a wolf in theory, but they have a much different demeanor than domesticated dogs so I don't know how I'd like it long term. They're also pretty huge in all respects lol.

I really love coyotes though moreso than wolves. They're a lot more relatable to dogs and are very adaptable creatures. I'd even consider raising one if happenstance occurred that I had the opportunity at the right time. I don't think I could say the same for a wolf.

You rape my dog! And you lie to me about rape my dog!

Resident dog rapist and literal retard, /u/Aluzky

Do you have evidence that I'm a dog rapists or a retard? Or your claims are lies?

Do you have any evidence that you're not a dog rapist or retard? And why won't you reply to the scientific paper I linked that said dogs have the mental age of a 2 year old human?

Do you have any evidence that you're not a dog rapist or retard?

Shifting the burden of proof fallacy. The person who makes the claim (YOU) is the person who needs to support the claim with evidence when asked. You are the one claiming that I'm a retard and a dog rapists, so, where is the proof?

And why won't you reply to the scientific paper I linked that said dogs have the mental age of a 2 year old human?

I have yet to see that comment. I will reply when it get to it. You are not the only person who is talking with me. I got 200+ comments that I need to reply.

You're all the proof I need, bb

You're all the proof I need, bb

Translation: I have no proof to support my claims lies.

Dogs can't consent. Prove that they can

Dogs can't consent. Prove that they can

Burden of proof is on the person making the claim. YOU are the one claiming that they can't consent, YOU have the burden of proof to show that they can't consent.

Asking me to prove a claim that I have not made is called: Shifting the burden of proof fallacy.

Okay, you claim that dogs can consent. Prove it

Okay, you claim that dogs can consent. Prove it

Where have I claimed that?

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zozzle

So you don't think that dogs can consent?

What I think about that is not relevant.

Sure it is. You fuck dogs. So can dogs consent?

Sure it is. You fuck dogs.

Yea, I fuck dogs, so?

So can dogs consent?

You tell me. You are the one claiming that they can't consent. I'm still waiting for you to present evidence that supports your claim.

I have none. I don't know. So now I'm asking the expert.

Can dogs consent?

If you are truly interested in getting educated about zoosexuality, go to r/zoophilia and ask that question in there. They will give you evidence to answer your question. FYI: Remember to follow the rules of that forum.

I'm asking you. It's a straightforward, yes or no question. Why are you pussyfooting around it?

Can dogs consent to sex with humans?

Do you think dogs can consent to being pet by humans? Do you think dogs can consent to chasing a frisbee? How do we know anything about dogs and what they're saying whatsoever?

TIL fucking a dog and petting it are the same thing. Hopefully you have no access to children

Flawless logic. We're sure to delve into some deep discussion here. The point is that dogs reflect their willingness toward things via body language and action. If a dog wants pets he'll seek them out or rub into you. If he doesn't he'll move away or growl/bite. And so on with a frisbee. See where I'm getting at?

And what if a kid starts rubbing his dingus on your lips? You gonna suck that little boy dingus?

No, last I checked little kids weren't dogs. I'd punch him is his little fucking throat. Have we started hiring seeing eye children and police drug search children lately too?

But the kid is showing you through body language that it's okay if you diddle his little boy fiddle. What about if he says he wants it? It's okay then, yeah?

If you think a little kid rubbing his junk on your lips is the same as him, a human being, consenting to wanting his dick sucked that's pretty messed up but that's on you. Pretty fucked up how you're still trying to equate a dog to an undeveloped human being though too. Just keep your little boy dingles out of my general vicinity. Those aren't welcome on the sub either.

I mean, if you guys do your mental gymnastics to justify raping lower lifeforms, it's not a stretch that you'll justify raping kids, so hopefully all pedos and animal fuckers are put down by God-Emperor Trump

Talk about mental gymnastics; your dumb ass keeps equating kids as literally the same thing as dogs.

"Well uh, dogs can choose to be pet? BUT WHAT IF AN UNDEVELOPED PERSON RUBBED HIS DICK ON YOUR LIPS YOU PERVERT REEE"

I mean, you guys rape animals and your only justification is "they were asking for it" so lol. I'm sure you all know you're degenerates

No, it was said animals can't consent to things so I told you clear as day how they can. And I explained how dogs are in fact not children. Don't believe me still? Ever seen a woman give birth to a puppy?

Justify raping animals however you like, my man. Doesn't make you people any less deserving of the gas chambers

What a great counter point eh. Be the change you want to see in the world. Gas me bb

When I become Hitler 2.0, all people will be gassed

That's my fetish

Do you think that dogs can consent to sex with humans?

I already answer that before, I repeat: IMHO they can consent to sex with humans.

Why do you care what I think when what I think is irrelevant? What matter are facts.

Can you prove that they can consent? Or do you believe it without proof so you can justify raping dogs?

Can you prove that they can consent?

Yes I can.

Or do you believe it without proof so you can justify raping dogs?

Do you have evidence that I rape dogs? Do you have evidence that i have ever justified the rape of dogs?

Prove that they can consent to sex with humans

Prove that they can consent to sex with humans

I have not made the claim that they can consent to sex with humans, so, why should I waste my time proving a claim that I have not made?

If you need proof, why don't you google the proof? There are thousands if not millions of zooporn videos where you can see such proof. Or you can ask in r/zoophilia to be educated about it.

So since there's no proof that dogs can consent, you have no reason to think that they consent, so you're a rapist. GG, Aluzky, sending your videos to your country's police

So since there's no proof that dogs can consent, you have no reason to think that they consent, so you're a rapist.

Do you have scientific evidence that there is no proof that adult dogs can't consent to sex?

so you're a rapist.

Your claim would only be true if you can prove that dogs are unable to give consent to sex. And you have not done this. Calling me a rapist is nothing but your subjective opinion and not a fact based FACT.

GG, Aluzky, sending your videos to your country's police

For your information. All my videos where done when zoosex was legal. Laws are not retroactive. I can't be punished for having sex with animals because when I did it, it was 100% legal.

Dogs can't consent, thus you a are a dog rapist.

Can't confirm that he's not a rapist, but I gotta say the consent argument is a pretty interesting one. We as a society value and acknowledge consent for dogs so differently in so many different situations.

Consent is a human concept that can only be applied to humans. That means that any sexual act against animals is non consensual by default

Consent is more than just a human concept, but informed consent is a human-only concept. You can read consent from animals in various ways. If a dog doesn't want to be approached by you it may growl or bark, but conversely if it does it may wag its tail and even begin to approach you. That is one example of an animal consenting to a given action, in this case being approached.

Dogs can't consent, thus you a are a dog rapist.

Citation needed.

Can you provide scientific evidence that adult dogs can never use their mating rituals and language to give or deny consent to sex? If you can prove it, then your claim is just bigoted bullshit.

Jesus fucking Christ, you're trying to justify raping dogs.

I just want that to sink in for a moment here. You are so fucking demented that you are acting like some kind of oppressed sexual minority. Neck yourself dude.

The dudes retarded and you still pull out this poor of an argument?

It's not an argument. It's a call for all animal fucker to neck themselves, which they should.

Nice rebuttal to the argument bro you're on a roll

Again, not an argument. Just a reasonable suggestion to better the world

You're fucking kidding me, right? You're this pathetic? You're trying to defend being such a sad psychotic sack of shit and wasted sperm that likes to fuck dogs. Why the fuck would any sane person need to hear an argument against fucking dogs? You're trying too hard to defend an indefensible action with an indefensible position. Just go jack off to furry porn and give up already.

I didn't defend shit right there I just said your retarded argument is garbage. And here it is still lacking anything of substance. Bravo

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Mmkay bro

Jesus fucking Christ, you're trying to justify raping dogs. I just want that to sink in for a moment here.

I'm against animal abuse, that includes raping dogs as that is also animal abuse. Where have I ever justified animal rape?

You are so fucking demented that you are acting like some kind of oppressed sexual minority.

I'm a zoosexual. Zoosexuals are literally an oppressed sexual minority. FYI: Same is true for homosexuality.

Neck yourself dude.

I don't know what that means.

You're an animal rapist, lol. It's literally that simple. Animals can't consent to having sex with you and even if they could I imagine they wouldn't want too. Aaaand even if the stars aligned and you were able to woo an animal it's still illegal and most definitely seen as animal cruelty via sexual assault/rape. Get some rope, tie one end to your neck, use the other end to lasso a semi truck, and ride the bitch's skidmarks until you yourself become a skidmark on the pavement.

And stay away from my dogs.

You're an animal rapist, lol.

Unless you can prove that accusation with evidence, you are doing libel.

It's literally that simple. Animals can't consent to having sex with you

Do you have evidence that adult animals can't consent to sex with humans? If not, then your claim is only true in your imagination.

and even if they could I imagine they wouldn't want too.

What you want to imagine is not reality. You are doing a fallacy know as wishful thinking.

Aaaand even if the stars aligned and you were able to woo an animal it's still illegal

Same is true for gay sex. Does that mean gays should stop having gay sex? NOPE. I will continue having zoosexual sex even if it is illegal, just like gays continue to have sex even if it is illegal.

and most definitely seen as animal cruelty via sexual assault/rape.

Being seen as animal cruelty is not the same as ACTUALLY BE ANIMAL CRUELTY. I can see as animal cruelty to put a dress on a male dog, that doesn't mean it is ACTUALLY ANIMAL CRUELTY.

Get some rope, tie one end to your neck, use the other end to lasso a semi truck, and ride the bitch's skidmarks until you yourself become a skidmark on the pavement.

So, you are asking me to kill myself?

And stay away from my dogs.

Do we even live in the same country?

Jesus fucking Christ, you're trying to justify raping dogs.

I just want that to sink in for a moment here. You are so fucking demented that you are acting like some kind of oppressed sexual minority. Neck yourself dude.

Your zoophilia goes against my isalmic beliefs, YOU are the bigot. Smh

Your zoophilia goes against my isalmic beliefs,

That is your problem and not my problem.

YOU are the bigot. Smh

You are misusing the definition of the word bigot. It is clear that you don't know what qualifies as a bigot.

Being against rape isn't bigotry. Literally nobody would argue with you here, you are just like a pedophile trying to use buzzword to gain support. It aint gonna work brodie

Being against rape isn't bigotry

I agree. I have never called a person a bigot for being against rape.

Literally nobody would agree with you here

So, you acknowledge that everyone in here (you included) have low IQs and they are unable to be reasoned with logic and facts?

you are just like a pedophile trying to use buzzwords to gain support.

Barking at the wrong tree. I'm a zoosexual. (FYi: nothing wrong with being a pedophile)

It aint gonna work brodie

Brodies? What or who is that?

why didn't i read the comments in this thread before opening the link :(

Lmao, get fucked

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.

Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA.

Reported for cyber-terrorism

not if i report you first!

No u

That's not a South Park gif.

For those of you reporting, if it's doxxing the admins can do something about the cringe anarchy thread. I'll remove the snappy comment just in case so nothing potentially rule breaking is on /r/drama but I don't think it's actual doxx and I doubt the admins will do shit.

Aww but it was a good snappy quote

And it's not doxxing as he himself was aware of the video this screenshot was taken from apparently and he's not asking people to remove it. Degenerate is quite proud of himself.

It's funny because fucking animals is now illegal in his country

Like that would stop him.

Ah! So he doesn't fuck the dogs, he just lets the dogs fuck him...

According to him he does both