every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
When I was younger I was a fucking fiend for jerking off. 6 to 10 times a day was normal. I eventually got desensitized I think and I needed more. I started off trying to fuck my pillows, a mattress, a vcr slot. None of that worked and one left a scar.
Then one day I was eating a hot pocket. And it dawned on me. I let it cool to a warm but comfortable temperature, and fucked it. Amazing.
My mom was shocked at my sudden taste for hot pockets. The problem was I couldn’t eat them afterwards. So she thinks I’m eating two hot pockets for every meal of the day, meanwhile I’m starving, sneaking snacks out of the pantry at every opportunity.
It was an amazing summer. I spent every cent I got from mowing lawns on hot pockets. BBQ beef was the best because of its consistent texture.
Oh, I left out an important piece, I had to break them up afterwards and flush them down the toilet. So 8 times a day I was mashing up hot pockets filled with jizz into a soup like consistency and flushing it down the toilet, like some kind of psycho.
That was a long time ago and I’m over it, I have a fleshlight now anyways and it’s much cheaper to buy diced ham and cheez wiz in bulk
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
Let me ask you something: Do you even think about the role models (Ha! more like lack thereof) young confused kittens have? You have Tom (or Jerry, I don't know). You have Sylvester. Felix. Tigger. Simba. Snagglepuss. Puss in Boots. Mufasa. Scat Cat, who sings or some shit. Cheshire Cat. Stimpy.
You have all these male-gendered famous cartoon cats. Why can't you let just one lasagna loving cat be genderfluid?! What is WRONG with you, as a person? Can you riddle me that? Can you? CAN YOU???
You can't and I know why. It's because your gendered fragility doesn't allow you to possibly, just for a slight second, lose grip on your gendered privilege. Oh such a big man! Oh such a strong man! If you were a big man, you and your cronies wouldn't be waging a battle on Wikipedia, would you? Which is, mind you, derived from the Hawaiian word for quick ("wiki") that you so smugly and completely have appropriated.
I see kids- white, male children- on the street talking about how they're going to "wiki" something and it makes me puke. Literally a small bit of vomit in my mouth and I have to swallow it down. They don't even know the cultural implications of this word that they so unwittingly throw around, not realizing that cishet white males conquered and overrun a PoC paradise. The weather is always perfect but white male fragility just couldn't abide by that. Couldn't handle that compared to rainy, dreary "Anglo"land. The same reason you shitstains stole California from the Mexican people and now have the nerve to support Trump.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-21
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1 LoveThisWebSite 2017-09-21
When I was younger I was a fucking fiend for jerking off. 6 to 10 times a day was normal. I eventually got desensitized I think and I needed more. I started off trying to fuck my pillows, a mattress, a vcr slot. None of that worked and one left a scar.
Then one day I was eating a hot pocket. And it dawned on me. I let it cool to a warm but comfortable temperature, and fucked it. Amazing.
My mom was shocked at my sudden taste for hot pockets. The problem was I couldn’t eat them afterwards. So she thinks I’m eating two hot pockets for every meal of the day, meanwhile I’m starving, sneaking snacks out of the pantry at every opportunity.
It was an amazing summer. I spent every cent I got from mowing lawns on hot pockets. BBQ beef was the best because of its consistent texture.
Oh, I left out an important piece, I had to break them up afterwards and flush them down the toilet. So 8 times a day I was mashing up hot pockets filled with jizz into a soup like consistency and flushing it down the toilet, like some kind of psycho.
That was a long time ago and I’m over it, I have a fleshlight now anyways and it’s much cheaper to buy diced ham and cheez wiz in bulk
1 Basically_Trash 2017-09-21
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-21
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-09-21
why not?
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-21
wait does this link to my account nigga fuck you
1 glmox 2017-09-21
HIS gender?
Let me ask you something: Do you even think about the role models (Ha! more like lack thereof) young confused kittens have? You have Tom (or Jerry, I don't know). You have Sylvester. Felix. Tigger. Simba. Snagglepuss. Puss in Boots. Mufasa. Scat Cat, who sings or some shit. Cheshire Cat. Stimpy.
You have all these male-gendered famous cartoon cats. Why can't you let just one lasagna loving cat be genderfluid?! What is WRONG with you, as a person? Can you riddle me that? Can you? CAN YOU???
You can't and I know why. It's because your gendered fragility doesn't allow you to possibly, just for a slight second, lose grip on your gendered privilege. Oh such a big man! Oh such a strong man! If you were a big man, you and your cronies wouldn't be waging a battle on Wikipedia, would you? Which is, mind you, derived from the Hawaiian word for quick ("wiki") that you so smugly and completely have appropriated.
I see kids- white, male children- on the street talking about how they're going to "wiki" something and it makes me puke. Literally a small bit of vomit in my mouth and I have to swallow it down. They don't even know the cultural implications of this word that they so unwittingly throw around, not realizing that cishet white males conquered and overrun a PoC paradise. The weather is always perfect but white male fragility just couldn't abide by that. Couldn't handle that compared to rainy, dreary "Anglo"land. The same reason you shitstains stole California from the Mexican people and now have the nerve to support Trump.
The cat isn't male, you piece of shit. Fuck you.