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Goddamn are these babies still mad that Trump won?

It's the gift that keeps on giving!!

True. I really shouldn't complain

You're missing out on an opportunity to call them cucks.

Maybe you should have followed the rule book and first checked my entire post history.

Wow, you must be really important. Is your post history that impressive?

gib bussy

No u

It's like the bizarro tea party they will still be complaining about Trump in 2025.

People on tumblr are still <i>very<i> angry about it

It's always a good time when non-religious and atheists lecture Christians on their religion. It's like people who have only seen the movie discussing nuance with people who've read all the books.

I dunno, most church goers I know haven't even tried to read the books

Don't believe his Jew lies

Is this about Jesus?

No. Comment.

I agree, it's pretty funny how atheists are often more familiar with religious texts than their own retarded followers

Pop quiz, explain the trinity to me.

One form is a twink, the other is a bear, and the last is just a bit curious

This is blasphemous. Enjoy hell, buddy.

I'm one of Allah's soldiers, so I'll be going to heaven tbh

Being stuck with 72 /r/drama mods doesn't sound like heaven at all

Shows what you know

One half man, one half bear, one half pig.

She was released from the matrix and it was prophesied she would fall in love with the One.

Later, the Architect gave the One a choice to save the human race by rebuilding a soon to be destroyed Zion, as he had six times previously. But this time the One was in love with Trinity, which caused him to choose to try and save the current version of Zion.

His love of Trinity eventually causes him to sacrifice himself so that humanity can live on free from the burdens of the past.

The Matrix was never good. Sorry, that's just how it is

Well you just can't appreciate art and that makes you a racist.

(Am I doing this right?)

*transphobic

Close enough, though

not an argument

Yeah, well at least I have a real username!

the daddy trump unleashed his holy spirit into the son, ivanka (post op of course, no gay shit)

Bussy lol

The western equivalent of a bullshit zen riddle?

Nothing wrong with a good riddle to keep you on your toes

Fine I'll bite, God is Jesus, god and also somehow some third guy?

No. You failed the quiz because he's also not those other guys

So like an is and isn't? Man if I was a schizo and smart id jump right onto connecting that one to quantum shit.

Good point. I'm going to compare it to quantum physics from now.

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Our own sacred mystery right here.

Sure. It's retarded. I went to catholic school my entire life. It is retarded. You can't call 3 different entities divine and still call yourself monotheistic. I am also pretty sure that only Catholics consider the trinity as creed.

So then you're a Muslim now?

I am also pretty sure that only Catholics consider the trinity as creed.

Also, I thought Catholic schools were supposed to be better than this.

Huh?

Then y are u accusing Christians of shirk? Any "Christian" who doesn't believe in the trinity won't be acknowledged on judgment day.

[Unitarianism is pretty rare tbh. Witnesses are the only ones who come to my mind. I think mormons claim to believe in the trinity, but their view of the trinity obviously isn't orthodox.]

Not accusing Christians of anything really, I know limited stuff about Christianity outside of Catholicism.

If I recall correctly Mormons belive in the divinity of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit as seperate entities. I am pretty sure they believe in divine beings outside of them as well, but do not worship them.

Apparently you're right, they use "godhead" instead of trinity. I'm really starting to question whether these Mormon folks are even Christian.

Yeah, it's a funny religion. I think they belive heaven is on some planet or something. They think it is a physical place where you get a new body.

I thought they hated jesus. Why do libersls suddenly give a shit about him now?

Because it's convenient to their agenda in that thread.

Dems take care of the poor like jesus suggested according to God tomes.

Repubs worship money an shit on poors.

Dems fucking suck but being egalitarian is more jesusee.

Not what he said. Die

Leftists have shown time and again that they're willing to abandon their supposed values if it will give them even a slight chance to act smug about something

I'll take the bait.

Leftists...abandon all their supposed values...

Which values are they abandoning?

Being anti-religion, in this case. But they're also willing to give up their support for the first amendment and assault laws through their soft support of antifa, that's the other most prevalent example.

Do leftists = democrats in this arguement?

There are no normal democrats anymore, after the election they either drank the kool-aid and went full leftist or saw how fucked their party was and pledged themselves to South Park neutrality. I'm the latter because I refuse to change my morals with each tweet that big orange retard makes, so I'm clearly not welcome in the new regime anymore.

Nah there are dozens of us left that are still sane and stand for stuff.

I mean sure, what I said was just my perspective, it's just that I've seen such a shift in the actions of the greater democrat party that its left me jaded. They've gone from being motivated by inclusiveness and sympathy to being driven by differences and bitterness. Now I know how classical conservatives seeing the tea party grow in rank.

Get involved with your local Democrats and start change from within.

I have reached my daily seriouspost limit so do whatever you want, including, but not limited to, fucking yourself and posting bussy.

Thx bby, I'll be sure to not do anything productive and continue to get leftists angry to fight boredom during my commute

South park neutrality is normal Democrats

Yeah, it's everyone else who is smug.

Yep

you can be anti-religion and still argue that the right isn't adhering to the values of the religion that they claim to follow, as a sort of 'gotcha', without 'abandoning your values'

Liberals being suddenly pro-military is another example.

Before, a big circlejerk was "why do people thank military personnel for their service? They don't deserve it".

Since the tranban it's all "people in the military are heroes!"

They've swapped again because "The National Anthem isn't related to the American Military at all" now.

Easy to say when you have no idea what the Anthem is about I guess.

Same with the constitution jerkoff when that Khan guy started waving it around during the election.

Or patriotism. You have people who were auto-flagellating about being American yet suddenly came out as "patriotic", condemning all republicans of being "anti-American".

It's really pathetic.

Or "not accepting the results of an election is dangerous to democracy." Sandwiched between the 2000 and 2016 elections, of course.

There are endless potential choices.

this_irl

The biggest crime /r/PoliticalHumor commits is that nothing posted is funny.

Most of the shit posted here is hardly dramatic!

Please poo in the loo, not on our subreddit

go fuck yourself you faglord

/r/Drama

Damn, fucking touché

its where people who post on /r/politics go to try and be funny.

It used to be somewhat better, but lately, yeah. HERE'S A MEME ABOUT TRUMP

TIL Jesus wants us to murder babies.

I don't even get the top linked comment. Trump won at the primaries. Evangelicals chose him. He wasn't a last resort

Evangelicals probably chose cruz. Not all republicans are evangelicals.

No shit not all republicans are evangelical. Doesn't change the fact that they were a core part of his initial base

No they weren't They initially supported cruz, or carson as someone pointed out.

Evangelicals probably chose cruz

Ben Carson was popular with the heavily religious republicans I know even if he was a 7th Day

Redditors getting so hung up on the evangelical vote just shows how sheltered they are. The reason anyone voted for Trump is obvious, because he's controversial, outspoken, and charismatic (in a retarded sense but the point stands. This is the exact same reason people, including evangelicals, voted for Obama as well, because they're both strong personalities. That's quite literally the only thing you need to win the presidency, just be a bit more of a person than Hillary 'dead fish' Clinton. I have no doubt Sanders would've beat Trump if he won the primary, but that doesn't matter now really.

One of the few good things about Trump is that he called out these social conservative idiots and made them admit they don't care about any of that shit

Jesus was basically Bernie Sanders tbh

No he wasn't, here's why

Yeah well the bible is stupid anyway, fuck you

Leftist fragility smh

Actually, if we are to base policy on any book with claims of the supernatural, I would rather we use the DnD Player's Handbook.

This dude mist have the biggest sword collection ever.

Dude ebin nurd gamer

Jesus said do it yourself not give it to the government so it can do it for you.

If you think Jesus would support socialism or communism you're a fucking dumbass. It's about doing it yourself.

This but ironically

u/vjaY619 why are so butthurt? Lmao

u/FretNoise14

Can you also point me to the part where Jesus talks about getting rid of unwanted pregnancy?

I can't point to it because I've not memorized the bible, but the bible is totally cool with men forcing their wives to ingest poison to end a pregnancy if they think their wife was unfaithful.

Your god is fine with abortion, get over it

Again, of you want to go live in Old Testament law, be my guest. However, if you're going to try and insult me, at least have some prior knowledge before you step in and make yourself look ignorant.

Again, of you want to go live in Old Testament law

You mean that law that even your Christ said he was not here to do away with? Also even if Jboy repealed the law, your god still thought abortions were cool at a one point.

if you're going to try and insult me, at least have some prior knowledge before you step in and make yourself look ignorant.

I've read your bible cover to cover, something I assume you've not done. You're far more ignorant about it than I am

Go seriouspost in tge thread, not here.

no. post bussy. mayocide now

u/HankySpankme

"Work of fiction" you mean the Bible which even modern day historians don't call fictional

Yes they do. The only thing modern day historians really agree on about the bible is most of that shit never happened (let the mass exodus from egypt) and that a guy name christ got nailed to some wood

for instance, the holy temple was mentioned in many other texts outside the Bible

So? A temple existing doesn't prove the bible

the price that Joseph was sold into slavery for was actually found to be the driving slave price of that time

You're retard if you think that's proof

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Republican = bad

Democrat = good

Jesus = good

Jesus = democrat

There are so many branches of christianity and so many different religions and those morons are seriously arguing over which one is right. We've come full circle.

What's the circle?

Maybe Im just making assumptions but I figured the people arguing in that thread were of the persuasion that religion destroys humans because all they do is argue about who is right or something like that.

Yeah, well that's because the real problem was always sin.

?

Idolatry, the religions of man, all of that stuff.

Tldr; they need Jesus.