every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
This is a non-story but leftist media will make it one because it makes the Trump administration look bad.
Dude got distracted and checked the wrong box on his voter registration. Shit happens and poll workers should have caught it but it's not fraud. It's meaningless.
How about if im fully clothed, hatless, weiner tucked safely away, fly zipped and im doing the crane pose from karate kid with double middle fingers while directly facing the flag. Is that OK?
Yup I always fuck up checking the box next to my gender. It’s also 50/50 if I spell my name right! Can I work as a top advisor now for the White House?!
OF COURSE IT'S (((CIRCUMCISED)))! I AM JEWISH YOU KNOW THAT? ALSO I'VE HEARD YOU ARE A PRETTY ANTI SEMETIC BITCH SO I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D FEEL ABOUT HATE FUCKING YOU?!
"Kushner can't even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so it's a mystery why anyone thinks he's somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East,"
When the questions are fucking stupid and vague. When i was writing form they asked for which citizenship stuff. I like brake down every time as they dont fit the format for multiple citizenship.
1) He's incompetent at filling out forms (possible);
2) He's a really a woman, but Trump is using his "son"-in-law to hide his grandchildren's paternity (it widely known that he's closer to his daughter than his wife);
3) "Jared Kushner" is nothing more than alias, clouded by years of fraudulent activity and record-tampering.
He coulda wrote it as a joke or something. Fucking with the census I guess. I woulda done that in middle school, and Kushner doesn't seem like he's grown past that age
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Jared Kushner does not exist
He is an idea, the brainchild of Trump in his earlier years.
See he needed someone to marry his daughter, who was distancing herself from him due to his need to control every aspect of her life. He ended up meeting up with Steve Bannon who's idea was to crest the most boring, average looking men in the world. Think Bourn identity, that's part of that movie right? Essentially the antithesis of JFK, an every white mans white man, the face and leader of the meme army.
Unfortunately this person does not exist. Due to the character limit in these reddit posts it would be impossible for me to fully explain the reasons why the "Jared Kushner" you have come to know and love cannot actually be one person. Think James Bond, like, there is no agent in the field that is that anazing at driving,CQB, and fucking. But honestly that is just one facet of what is the rich tapestry of Jared Kushner, and that is why they have employed up to 5 people (that I can prove) to play the role of Jared Kushner. That's why the reports from Breibart came out that Jared might be a cuck, because the 5 of them just watch and take turns fucking Ivanka.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-27
every time I get summoned here, I have a quick look around and find that this place gets worse and worse, it's like a black hole which mangles everything that gets sucked into it. src
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1 botchlings 2017-09-27
This is a non-story but leftist media will make it one because it makes the Trump administration look bad.
Dude got distracted and checked the wrong box on his voter registration. Shit happens and poll workers should have caught it but it's not fraud. It's meaningless.
1 shitpersonality 2017-09-27
Voter registration forms are hard to fill out if you are retarded.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
I think the whole "being born into Jew money" evens out everything else
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-27
Looking for botchlings in a thread that makes fun of daddy like
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-27
What is the meaning of this?!
1 weniscommander 2017-09-27
Yeah this implies you have to look deep to find it. Bad analogy.
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-27
I meant he's always at the bottom yo
1 glmox 2017-09-27
oh yeah, he's definitely a bottom, i agree with that
1 weniscommander 2017-09-27
I like to think he's a parody of some Fox News grandpa that vicariously loves through republican politicians.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
whooosh.wav
1 weniscommander 2017-09-27
S-S-Stop That!!!
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-27
So serious
1 buttermyself 2017-09-27
How about if im fully clothed, hatless, weiner tucked safely away, fly zipped and im doing the crane pose from karate kid with double middle fingers while directly facing the flag. Is that OK?
1 botchlings 2017-09-27
Absolutely not.
1 buttermyself 2017-09-27
Shirtless, body paint, no hat, drunk, standing with hand on heart. Better or worse?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-27
Man this is like a kick ass version of an optometrist appointment.
1 SpotNL 2017-09-27
It was a freudian slip, clear as day.
1 Pepperglue 2017-09-27
It is a non-story, but funny nevertheless.
1 444455555666666 2017-09-27
try not to seriouspost just because you get buttflustered at any post about daddy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu u/boyoyoyoyong u/AntiHannaUnit calm him down pls. Ugh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Yeah wtf?! u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu u/boyoyoyoyong u/AntiHasbaraUnit please control botchlings
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
u/mehdbc u/Ennui2778 just tagging you guys in good memes
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-09-27
u/botchling you know this guy has a tranny face grow out his hair out some makeup on and he can post in r/transpassing
1 drmantiss 2017-09-27
Yup I always fuck up checking the box next to my gender. It’s also 50/50 if I spell my name right! Can I work as a top advisor now for the White House?!
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27
LEAVE DADDY ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 WalterMatthau 2017-09-27
I take it back, you're the most pathetic agendaposter here, and that's saying something with /u/ivankatrumpismywaifu still farting around.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-27
Hey I've stepped up my game, it's a shitting on dog fucker u/aluzky and posting about bussy lately
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-09-27
True, but it's drama
1 saint2e 2017-09-27
First transgender senior advisor to the President!
What a time to be alive!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
No wonder Trump held that LGBTQWERTY flag
MAKE AMERICA INCLUSIVE AGAIN!
1 Scopejack 2017-09-27
Clever girl. I would also be laying the groundwork for a female prison.
1 ProphetRith 2017-09-27
😂
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-27
I wonder if he thinks traps are gay or not.
1 glmox 2017-09-27
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
MODSSSS???? BAN THE SHIT LORD!
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27
Ohhhh, that explains his awkward pre-pubescent voice. He's still getting hormone treatment.
P.S. I wonder who Ivanka's children's real father is. Daddy? 0.o
1 SpotNL 2017-09-27
Jesus Christ, it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
u/Cuckslovetrump your username is becoming a reality 😂
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
It always has been. I'm a Cuckold who voted trump. We love him by and large. If only orange daddy would fuck my wife too
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
I have a huge amount of respect for cucks because
Sharing is caring
May our true Lord, The Demiurge bless you!
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27
I'll be sure to tell Carol.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
HEY FUCK YOU ALICE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF DAT SWEET DICK. ADMIT IT! YOU SLUT!
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27
THAT DEPENDS, IS IT CIRCUMCISED OR UNCIRCUMCISED?
GOD BLESS - ALICE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
OF COURSE IT'S (((CIRCUMCISED)))! I AM JEWISH YOU KNOW THAT? ALSO I'VE HEARD YOU ARE A PRETTY ANTI SEMETIC BITCH SO I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D FEEL ABOUT HATE FUCKING YOU?!
ALLAHAMDULLILAH - GREG
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27
THAT'S NOT JEWISH, IN FACT THAT'S NOT EVEN JEW-Y.
1 Hielthebern 2017-09-27
Just because you represent, by gross weight, the majority of cucks, doesn't mean you represent, by population, the majority of cucks.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
You've never had a woman as thicc as my wife, bern. Come out here and fuck her like you told me you would.
1 Hielthebern 2017-09-27
If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, and you two would sign a NDA, I'd likely fuck the ever-loving Christ out of your wife.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27
What brings you back around here bern? I can smuggle you into /r/mcdewjank if you need travel
1 Hielthebern 2017-09-27
I'd rather see some pics of the booty on that thicc wife you're boasting.
1 drmantiss 2017-09-27
The random transgender ban makes so much more sense. Donnie was lashing out after leaning the truth haha
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
(((The Truth)))*
1 snallygaster 2017-09-27
tbf, paperwork is really hard for some people
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-09-27
When the questions are fucking stupid and vague. When i was writing form they asked for which citizenship stuff. I like brake down every time as they dont fit the format for multiple citizenship.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-27
*break
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-09-27
brake
as in slowing down.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-27
no
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-09-27
actually it is. But poorly translated Swedish phrase as is word-for-word translation.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-27
pulling the "sorry but i am swedish" excuse i see
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-09-27
sorry but i am NOT swedish.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-27
pulling the "let's confuse this idiot" excuse i see
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-09-27
Rather "let's see how much i can fuck up english and make other people cringe to death as stating kys is tiresome" excuse
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
r/therewasanattempt
1 WalterMatthau 2017-09-27
How embarrassing for you.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-27
MRW trying to select vague checkboxes for male or female. 😓
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-27
So is making peace in the Middle East.
1 dankius_memeius 2017-09-27
No bussy, no proof.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
I like your approach ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 Matues49 2017-09-27
I think your lennyface had stroke
1 the_bathwater 2017-09-27
Kushner would be a cute trap, no lie.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
FTFY
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-27
Traps aren't gay, remember?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-27
If you screech any harder I'll have /u/aluzky rape your believed chickens like the cheap whores they are
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fulldisclosureihavearapefetish
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-27
This is why we don't love you or your grody bussy.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
Rude tbh.
1 FezPaladin 2017-09-27
Three possibilities come to mind:
1) He's incompetent at filling out forms (possible);
2) He's a really a woman, but Trump is using his "son"-in-law to hide his grandchildren's paternity (it widely known that he's closer to his daughter than his wife);
3) "Jared Kushner" is nothing more than alias, clouded by years of fraudulent activity and record-tampering.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-27
Or 4:
He fucked up
1 uniqueguy263 2017-09-27
He coulda wrote it as a joke or something. Fucking with the census I guess. I woulda done that in middle school, and Kushner doesn't seem like he's grown past that age
1 FezPaladin 2017-09-27
Back then, the DMV didn't go along with such pranks... me thinks something else is happening.
1 Ravensthrowit 2017-09-27
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Jared Kushner does not exist
He is an idea, the brainchild of Trump in his earlier years.
See he needed someone to marry his daughter, who was distancing herself from him due to his need to control every aspect of her life. He ended up meeting up with Steve Bannon who's idea was to crest the most boring, average looking men in the world. Think Bourn identity, that's part of that movie right? Essentially the antithesis of JFK, an every white mans white man, the face and leader of the meme army.
Unfortunately this person does not exist. Due to the character limit in these reddit posts it would be impossible for me to fully explain the reasons why the "Jared Kushner" you have come to know and love cannot actually be one person. Think James Bond, like, there is no agent in the field that is that anazing at driving,CQB, and fucking. But honestly that is just one facet of what is the rich tapestry of Jared Kushner, and that is why they have employed up to 5 people (that I can prove) to play the role of Jared Kushner. That's why the reports from Breibart came out that Jared might be a cuck, because the 5 of them just watch and take turns fucking Ivanka.
1 FezPaladin 2017-09-27
This interests me.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-09-27
Stop assuming xir's gender shitlord!
1 lssah1488wiking 2017-09-27
expected from a (((jew)))
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-09-27
Somewhere, some kid is deliberately choosing to pay money for a degree in journalism.