r/drama: I currently live in this Italian resort/extended stay. A lot of the other people who stay here are either government contractors from the states or British ex pats on vacation. There are constantly arguments and misunderstandings between us. Here is an example of one

I currently live in this Italian resort/extended stay. A lot of the other people who stay here are either government contractors from the states or British ex pats on vacation. There are constantly arguments and misunderstandings between us. Here is an example of one

179 2017-09-27 by Wasted_Childhood

97 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-27

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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1 SmugSocialistTears 2017-09-27

is this about the junkie duck murderer

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27

Why did they write 'Murica on it tho?

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

The person complaining is British, the Murica Guy is basically saying “deal with it”

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27

As someone who is both an american citizen and a british subject, I understand completely.

You should write "Make Hotel Agora great again" on it, btw.

1 aonome 2017-09-27

Where did you live that means you were a British subject?

1 fishes- 2017-09-27

Virginia

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27

I use it as cheeky term mostly. My dad is british and while I have a British passport, I've never lived there. I don't really feel like a citizen so the word subject seems more apt.

1 trecht 2017-09-27

Thought about trying to get a EU citizenship if/when/while you can?

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27

Nope. Too many kebabs, my dad says it's not safe for our kind anymore.

1 trecht 2017-09-27

when you forget which sub you're in

😂😂😂😂😂

1 Awayfone 2017-09-27

The gay kind?

1 aliceunknown 2017-09-27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcPqFqqqGj0

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

You're a POME - Prison Of Mother England.

At least that's was Brits in Australia are called.

Fun game - if you have a POME, Aussie, and a Kiwi in a group, mix up which is which and they'll get pretty pissed pretty quick.

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

It's Pom,not POME, and that is not what it stands for. It's short for pomegranate, which rhymes with immigrant. Early Australians used rhyming slang.

Delete it fat

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27

Pom-meh-gran-it

Im-muh-grant

Those don't rhyme

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

Eh, I think I'll believe a former coworker that was a British national living in Australia over someone in /r/drama.

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Listen up, cunt: I'm an actual Australian, and you are a complete dickhead. Pull your head out of your arse.

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

Sorry to hear that.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27

Who's your AFL team then cunt?

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Geelong

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27

I'm a straight Brisbane boy

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

I thought you were some loser from Texas that likes to see his fat, sloppy wife pumped and dumped by Nubian princes?

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27

Yeah. That means I'm up late enough to watch the lions

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Love it

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27

I'm a Chelsea fan as well if you're into the footy

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Are you coming on to me?

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-27

I'm always down for a good time mate

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

"They said love couldn't blossom on a....."

1 BussySundae 2017-09-27

I think u touched a nerve

1 BussySundae 2017-09-27

Fun game - if you have a POME, Aussie, and a Kiwi in a group, mix up which is which and they'll get pretty pissed pretty quick.

Holy fuck thats hilarious and I've never heard any of this before. When'd the term first originate (decade)?

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

No idea, but /u/time_to_drink is a retard.

1 autourbanbot 2017-09-27

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of pome :

pronounced "pomm-ee"

Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.

At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.

"Oid loik ta waelcum tha pome baastud ta god's awn eu-uth, and ta remoind him we deown't loik stack-ap sticky beeks reound hee."

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1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Oh really?

I think the retarded one is you here, /u/TSwizzlesNipples . What are you? Some dweeb from a shit-hole like Minnesota? Or somewhere even crapper, like Leeds?

Go die a cold death in your cold, miserable country.

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

Oh really?

Not an argument.

What are you? Some dweeb from a shit-hole like Minnesota? Or somewhere even crapper, like Leeds?

Missouri > San Antonio > Biloxi > California High Desert > Kansas City > Denver > StL > Miami > Houston > SA > Houston > Portsmouth > here.

Looking forward to the Pacific Northwest or possibly Madrid, if they offer enough Soros Bucks.

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Not an argument.

Its a link. You click on it. Is this too complicated for you?

Missouri > San Antonio > Biloxi > California High Desert > Kansas City > Denver > StL > Miami > Houston > SA > Houston > Portsmouth > here. Looking forward to the Pacific Northwest or possibly Madrid, if they offer enough Soros Bucks.

Fancy typing all that shit out.....

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

Its a link. You click on it. Is this too complicated for you?

Oh noes! We both linked to things that support our arguments!

Fancy typing all that shit out.....

Imagine being this salty over something so inconsequential.

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

Why are you still replying if its so inconsequential? Lol u mad.

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

LOL be mad fuccboi.

1 BussySundae 2017-09-27

Im not said fucboi but I am jelly of dat fiber

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

Actually it's cable, not fiber. Anyone on Mediacom's network can get it now.

1 BussySundae 2017-09-27

Htf do they keep squeezing bandwidth out of coax, I never figured they'd push multiplexing this far. Fuck.

1 TheCountUncensored 2017-09-27

/u/tswizzlesnipples is obviously a faggot.

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-09-27

100%.

1 BussySundae 2017-09-27

IAWTC

1 cimarafa 2017-09-27

W A T

r u seriously also a half British half burger Jewess?

F U C K

my uniqueness is ruined

1 Mabans 2017-09-27

And it's not like there has ever been a fake written note. We can be shit heads but I stopped buying into this "look at this outrageous note!! Can you believe some people?"

1 bleepis 2017-09-27

oh this is so petty i love it

1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-27

american guy: "HEY YOU FUCKING QUEER, TALK SHIT GET HIT! YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WIT ME IM FROM ______!! (insert name of some place in nowhereville, usa)"

british guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_Chr2vro

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

Hahahaaa! Yes! That’s exactly what it’s like!

1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-09-27

Belligerence is a defining feature of all Americans, from coast to coast.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-09-27

It's gotten us this far somehow

1 groovejet 2017-09-27

Relevant

1 geraldo42 2017-09-27

Why are there a lot of government contractors staying in an Italian resort?

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

There is a nato base less than a mile away

1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-09-27

It wouldnt happen to be Moron AFB, would it?

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

Lmao! nope “JFNCP (allied joint forces command Naples)

1 jet199 2017-09-27

What did you think Italian tax euros got spent on?

1 IOUAndSometimesWhy 2017-09-27

Is the "passive aggressive asshole" a 3rd guy? If so, which one is he calling a passive aggressive asshole? S many questions

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

I think the american was calling the Brit passive aggressive

1 Awayfone 2017-09-27

They should had used different color pens,so internet strangers could mock easier

So rude

1 glmox 2017-09-27

now this is podracing

1 lemondiddles 2017-09-27

Relevant.

1 SocksOffdotCom 2017-09-27

Living in a dorm, this is a constant issue. Stupid people leaving their shit in the washers for hours on end. Every time I see someone's stuff in the washer for hours, I steal a few socks, so they never have a matching pair. This way they'll have to go to socksoff.com to get 50% off socks every day.

It'll be like paying for a replacement sock, but getting the whole pair! And this deal is only available at socksoff.com.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27

Good bot.

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

I love this bot

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

I love this bot

1 Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-09-27

I'm seriously buying a pair

1 Chopparides 2017-09-27

When I was in an apartment, I tried to leave my hamper on top incase I forgot. Sometimes people would toss my stuff in there, sometimes on the floor, sometimes steal things.

1 PeanutButterMouth 2017-09-27

you should give /r/drama a special coupon code for appreciating you

1 disgruntled_chode 2017-09-27

Is this how the mods start blackmailing the commenters into donating to the Jared Fogle Innocence Project?

1 DoktuhParadox 2017-09-27

This is the second time I've been lured into reading a comment from this bot wtf

1 SocksOffdotCom 2017-09-27

All I do is sock post, nigga

1 DoktuhParadox 2017-09-27

I gotta go, I have to... Buy some... Socks.

1 Cruentum 2017-09-27

That P in passive looks like the font for disneys logo

1 Kekistanian9002 2017-09-27

Would it kill him just to throw this shit in the garbage?

Those people are fucking drama queens.

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-27

Struck out "PLEASE" is one hell of a passive aggressive move, thank you, I enjoyed it a lot!

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

Yeah I hear folks talking about it downstairs in the courtyard

1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-27

There could be a war brewing

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

This is how it starts “laundry day disrespect”

1 Mort_DeRire 2017-09-27

Due purely to the serendipity my having done laundry and dealing with a similar situation to this today, and this post being on here, let's go over public laundry etiquette (or edicate, if you're a moron). (Yes, this outs me as an Ameripoor who lives somewhere with public laundry)

-Try to remove your stuff as quickly as possible so that others can use the machines -If you know you'll not be able to remove it immediately or very shortly after it's done, leave your basket there so that the next person to use it can put your stuff their to use the machines -If the machines are in use but done, give the person a reasonable amount of time (maybe a half hour or hour) to get their stuff -If that amount of time has passed and they haven't taken their stuff out, you are free to put it in their basket or, unfortunately if necessary, on top of the machine

Do you disagree? Please comment below if so.

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

I agree, polite and manner-able

1 im-a-koala 2017-09-27

I agree, but only leave 15 minutes.

Everybody has a cellphone nowadays, if you can't be bothered to set a timer than your laundry is going on the machine.

1 Accipiter1138 2017-09-27

People who put your laundry in the basket when it's done? Fine.

People who pull your laundry out before it's dry? The special hell.

1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-27

That's not what passive aggressive means.

1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-27

the third world has washing machines?

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

Remarkably yes, most folks here don’t have dryers tho

1 Happy-Cynic 2017-09-27

What?

1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-27

THE THIRD WORLD HAS WASHING MACHINES?

1 Happy-Cynic 2017-09-27

^yes

1 Happy-Cynic 2017-09-27

^{^apparently}

1 fannypacks4ever 2017-09-27

I don't think this is so much an American culture about people touching your clothes rather than someone's upbringing or sense of entitlement. I've had my laundry taken out and I've taken other people's laundry out across many navy bases and at apartment's laundry rooms across the country.

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

I think the Brits are kind of more willing to just accept the The inconvenience of having to wait for someone to take the clothes out the dryer than rather be looked at as rude for taking others clothes out. Or as Americans in general are just like “fuck it I’ll take the clothes out and wash my clothes. And someone will do the same to me”

1 fannypacks4ever 2017-09-27

Interesting, I read it the other way..as the Person who wrote "MERICA, is the same one complaining about their clothes being taken out

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

I think this might be 3 people (all different handwriting)

1 person (American) all lowercase
1 person (Brit) all upper case but all the letters
1 person (Murican) look at the capital E in ‘merica compared to the other capital E’s

1 Charles_Thunderpenis 2017-09-27

I used to live in a small apartment building with a shared laundry room, with just 1 washer and 1 dryer. One of the tweakers that lived in the building would leave HUGE piles of laundry there for days at a time, sometimes leaving both machines full and the countertop as well. One of the other neighbors got sick of this and finally one day threw EVERYTHING that was left in the room into the trash, and I don't think the owner ever retrieved it.

1 lemondiddles 2017-09-27

Honestly if their wad a totally usable second washer available to use then guy didnt need to touch the other peoples laundry. Seems pretty obvious.

1 ThatFlyingScotsman 2017-09-27

British people don't say laundry though, we say washing.

I smell a bamboozle

1 Wasted_Childhood 2017-09-27

I never used the word “innit” or “Caio” till I moved out here. People learn new words all the time. It would appear your nose is off (leave the booger sugar alone)