I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
I have huge amount respect for r/occut! Why? Well copy pastas like these ....
You have not experienced a truer cycle than your cyclic history which we will break for all eternity and create the dream. The cycle of true depravity, true pleasure, I have tasted more cum than you, swam in more cum than you have ever imagined. I have licked stranger things than you have, penetrated warmer and moister crevices than you have, let me sing an elegy, an elegy to your dryness and your despair. I have grown astral penises beyond you, that the Hyperboreans and the damn ascetics will never let you glance at so much as grow one. One such cock was 2 meters in length and full of volume.
Astrology is provable, unlike anything phsyics has to offer.
TMYK
Your confusion comes from a complete lack of understanding about what Astrology is. You think it has something to do with newspaper horoscopes, which has literally nothing to do with astrology. They are not written by astrologers.
Sure. But for 30,000 years, people much smarter than you, with much more information than you, have understood astrology.
I just think it's funny when edgy teenagers come online and try to promote their obvious ignorance, while also trying to belittle others. While having nothing at all to back up their position.
I agree it's all very weird, but this is probably a story better told by someone who isn't up to his ears in shit. Because your write-up makes you look like a jilted chambermaid with an axe to grind.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-27
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1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/occult/comments/72tzus/mod_of_rastrology_and_raskastrologers_uryhanb_has/
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-27
I have huge amount respect for r/occut! Why? Well copy pastas like these ....
Don't cook themselves you know 🍝👌
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
OP unironically believes in astrology lmfao
1 PlateStain 2017-09-27
Kind of a harmless thing for someone to believe in.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
They're still degenerates
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
What kind of retards believe in astrology
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
Isaac Newton.
Astrology is provable, unlike anything phsyics has to offer.
TMYK
Your confusion comes from a complete lack of understanding about what Astrology is. You think it has something to do with newspaper horoscopes, which has literally nothing to do with astrology. They are not written by astrologers.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
Lmao you're someone's alt from that sub. Astrology is bullshit, don't be a retard
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
http://www.staff.science.uu.nl/~gent0113/astrology/newton.htm
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
Newton can be wrong just like everyone else, famalam
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
Sure. But for 30,000 years, people much smarter than you, with much more information than you, have understood astrology.
I just think it's funny when edgy teenagers come online and try to promote their obvious ignorance, while also trying to belittle others. While having nothing at all to back up their position.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
Lmao sure my dude-o. Why the fuck are you agendaposting your trash here
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
ya u mad
1 TheLadyEve 2017-09-27
Jeez, you're posting here, too? Give it up, it's pretty clear you're a series of sock puppets.
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
What? I already addressed this. I created accounts to warn others after being shadow banned by the catfisher. What is the issue?
1 TheLadyEve 2017-09-27
Read the sidebar--you can't be involved in drama and you can't use this sub as your own personal soapbox.
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
lol, while another mod catfishes everyone. But no one can talk about it.
Brilliant
1 TheLadyEve 2017-09-27
Pull up, Icarus.
I agree it's all very weird, but this is probably a story better told by someone who isn't up to his ears in shit. Because your write-up makes you look like a jilted chambermaid with an axe to grind.
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
I think you'll have a hard time selling that opinion.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
No one cares, tbh
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
about your level of ignorance? I do. The world would be a much better place if more people had an education and a higher IQ.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
I mean, you believe in astrology, so lmao
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
Yeah, you got me there. Me and Isaac Newton. We're both so stupid, right?
amirite??
guyz?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
Yeah, you're a real Newton famalam.
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
good luck trying to convince people that you "crush thots", I think people are buying it.
Good luck out there kiddo. Although I doubt there's much hope for you.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
What do the stars say?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
I hope you got catfished, scrote
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
Get an education kiddo
1 n4rkki 2017-09-27
Which branch of science advocates astrology again?
1 SpcBndRcktShp 2017-09-27
. . . you're obviously not a scientist, nor do you understand the words you're trying to use.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-27
Actually, magic is a branch of science. Magic is real
1 SocksOffdotCom 2017-09-27
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