Shit flinging political nonsense breaks out in... R/HighQualityGifs? Huh. There really is no place safe from this shit.

25  2017-09-28 by skivian

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Isn't Trump behind schedule on his gassing of everyone who isn't white, straight and Christian? You'd think that would be worth some acknowledgement at least.

I might be old and senile or whatever, but this is probably the least freedom-stomping session so far of the republic party.

I mean, republicans are always embarrassing, but is a pretty tame run so far.

That's just to lull them into a false sense of security. It's always calmest before the storm.

It better be i was promised death squads and they have yet to materialize

On that note... what has Trump actually done (not just tweeted), that has these people losing their minds?

Trans-ban in the military?

Travel ban?

Anything I'm missing?

stoking racial tensions with Charlottesville and now NFL players is bretty bad, dude.

Stoking racial tensions by.... pointing out that people have the 1st amendment and that bringing bats to a protest probably means you're not a good person?

That's a positive to me.

Same with his stance on the NFL, and even then, it's something he said, not did. People are completely capable of ignoring him on these issues.

He strangulates (personally) one transgender child every day on the whitehouse lawn.

He filled a shipping container with American muslims and had a Chinook drop it into Lake Erie.

Trump tower was built exclusively by black slaves who were treated very badly by everyone and spit upon.

He nuked Sri Lanka and BURIED it so the public couldn't find out about it.

This is all EASILY found on google with a 2 second search

SECOND TERM GUARANTEED

He's done a lot of bad, actually. Specifically in terms of international trade, which is weird because Republicans are usually against regulation of trade. Anyways, he's suppressing sock shipments from socksoff.com, home of the 50% off socks!

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Cough Hey everyone, let me do my best impression of /u/belisaurius

Ah-Hem.

I'm the biggest gayest fucking idiot asshole ever and every single day I fantasy about my dad fingering me.

Nah, dude. I don't have a dad. I have a xer-father and a xer-mother and a xer-fother. They take turns inserting the devil plug in all my orifices. It's a comforting family tradition.

And yet, you still are a terrible poster. I am disappointed that even with your absurdly privileged upbringing that most of us would dream of, you spend a majority of the time being a dip-shit on the internet.

And yet, you still are a terrible poster

In your opinion. Seems like people like what I do.

I am disappointed that even with your absurdly privileged upbringing that most of us would dream of, you spend a majority of the time being a dip-shit on the internet.

Argh! Speared through the heart! You absolutely, positively know exactly what my life is life, don't'cha? You got me. I'm literally the SJW boogie-xer-man/woman coming to tell your children all about how to cut their genitals off.

I don't have a dad.

Yeah. It's apparent by the way you throw a baseball like a girl, cry daily and have no idea how to cook a good steak. I'm sorry son. If you're still young enough, you can come out to the ranch and I'll teach you animal husbandry. I'm sorry your parents failed you

It's apparent by the way you throw a baseball like a girl

I do, do this; but only because I grew up skipping rocks. Different arm motion and finger grip really messes it up.

cry daily

Haven't cried since my wedding day; but I also don't really grasp why it's a bad thing to cry. We're literal meat suits. Crying has a biological purpose. You wouldn't make fun of me for taking a dump...

and have no idea how to cook a good steak.

I have a better idea than the President. Besides, if I'm going to grill something, it's way more likely to be London Broil than a traditional t-bone or something.

you can come out to the ranch and I'll teach you animal husbandry

Meh. I enjoy my coastal, liberal elite statue. You can keep the whole "forcing your entire arm into a cow's vagina" thing to yourself. I'll pay you directly (and also pay taxes to subsidize your economically incompetent ass) instead.

I'm sorry your parents failed you

I'll let all three of them know.

Different arm motion and finger grip really messes it up.

Sidearm is still a viable throwing motion. Just make sure to get your hand all the way back there. Don't shortarm it, champ

Haven't cried since my wedding day

Unacceptable

I have a better idea than the President

Given that orange daddy is a retard, I'm glad you have better ideas than a retard

I enjoy my coastal, liberal elite statue.

This is why China and Russia will win

Sidearm is still a viable throwing motion. Just make sure to get your hand all the way back there. Don't shortarm it, champ

My Xer-Father doesn't know how to throw like that, and I was on the football team in school, so I wasn't taught then either. Thanks for being concerned, though.

Unacceptable

It's unacceptable to cry on my wedding day or unacceptable that that was the most recent time?

Given that orange daddy is a retard, I'm glad you have better ideas than a retard

Well. I try. I can't say I always succeed.

This is why China and Russia will win

Russia can't win anything if only because of its geographic location and economic potential. China is a real question though. I think they inadvertently shot themselves in the foot with the one child policy, but we'll see.

News to me. I'm not commercial. I do it cause I like it

So you're literally a gentleman cowboy? Talk about pretentious...

I was on the football team in school

Well at least you got a lil somethin under your belt. What'd you play? LB? RB?

It's unacceptable to cry on my wedding day or unacceptable that that was the most recent time?

Unacceptable to cry in the presence of women

Russia can't win anything if only because of its geographic location and economic potential.

You underestimate Comrade Putin. That man is a mastermind

So you're literally a gentleman cowboy?

If that's what they call riding fences and mucking stalls in my retirement, I'll take it

Well at least you got a lil somethin under your belt. What'd you play? LB? RB?

I played DT mostly and was the backup center. I ended up dropping football before college to focus on field events.

Unacceptable to cry in the presence of women

Well, good thing my wife identifies as an attack helicopter and not a woman.

You underestimate Comrade Putin. That man is a mastermind

Not really. He can do what he wants, but he's not going to suddenly reverse ethnic Russian birthrates and failure to attain educational goals.

If that's what they call riding fences and mucking stalls in my retirement, I'll take it

I like that R word you're throwing around there. I look forwards to it. Although I'll probably stick to Farming Simulator rather than, you know, stepping in shit for fun.

I played DT mostly and was the backup center. I ended up dropping football before college to focus on field events.

Like shot or discus? You a big boy huh? Come on out. The donkeys need a big boy to play with

Although I'll probably stick to Farming Simulator rather than, you know, stepping in shit for fun.

As someone who also dabbles in vidya, it's so much more satisfying to harvest your own meat or veggies, and then cure them or use them in cooking.

Like shot or discus?

Yep. Ranked in my state in highschool, meh in college.

it's so much more satisfying to harvest your own meat or veggies, and then cure them or use them in cooking.

Right, but why don't I just pay you to do that? Satisfying? Sure. Back breaking? Yeah, that too. I'll just make furniture when I retire. I think I'd like that more.

Son, cutting up a pig and hanging him up is far less back breaking than wood working

Is it really? I have power tools and wood doesn't fight back...

you're underestimating bending over for an extended time at an old age, young buck

HAH! I haven't bent over in my shop, ever. Everything is at waist height or above.

I'll bend you over in your shop

You're probably not even tall enough to tickle my tail; but thanks for the invite ;)

GOT EM

Does it comfort you to know that Donny T will be your daddy for the next 7 years?

How's repeal and replace going?

Bigly

And "Lock Her Up"?

What about "The Wall"?

Both are doing bigly

Today I learned bigly = 'not at all'.

You're not wrong friend. Trump is still your daddy for the next 7 years, though

Dude is so cucked in that office, I'm going to need to see a DNA test to prove he's anyone's father, let alone mine.

implying old donny didn't buy his children like he did his wife

/r/cringe material right here. You're an inspiration for birth control dude.

I demand you say that to my face and ass in league of legends

Imagine the liberal butthurt in 2018 when republicans gain even more seats

ugh that comment reply is so smug i can taste it

"by saying anyone with half a brain is liberal"

"and your proving it right lol"

someone shoot me please these hillary voters decided that being tolerant and accepting was BS because they lost is driving me up the wall god damnit.

I'll let you figure out the demographic that's actually taking.

Poor people. There's larger ratios of poor people in the South because they have smaller cities, much worse poverty remediation, and poor tax structure for promoting economic growth.

The Federal Government facilitates the flow of tax dollars from the wealthy states (primarily blue, coastal ones) to poor states (primarily red, interior ones). It's economic welfare at the grandest scale.

I happen to think it's necessary and should do more of that. But hey, as long as these poor states continue to do things like turn down Medicare expansions because "black president", there's only so much I can do. States rights after all.

This is a pretty easy game. Do you have more questions?