/u/busterandpea it's nice the truth is getting out about your little house of feline horrors. I don't get how anyone could ever find enjoyment in torturing the cute little felines of our world. You're a very sick person.
As the cracks in her castle of deceit kept growing bigger and bigger,
Diane did the only thing she could - relentlessly post "MEOW MEOW PURR" on facebook.
“When I first approached the City of Boston … they outright told me, ‘We have no clue how to run a cat café,’ and I replied, ‘Same here, I’ll have to figure it out as I go,’” Kelly said.
I know you enjoy having several sexual different partners- you shared that with me and I have no interest at all having a woman that works for me that has several sexual partners.
I thought it would be very appropriate for me to share r/drama's mission and vision statement, as well as our oath.
Mission Statement:
The mission of r/drama is to reduce the number of homeless autists in the Reddit area by providing drama, tendies, cummies, and pasta for every rescued autist.
Vision Statement:
The autists at r/drama will live in a rules-free environment, which is conducive to avoiding interaction with normies.
We envision all our autists being rejected and banned by safe, loving, and responsible subs through our partnership rescue sub (which has not yet been determined).
r/drama will strive to provide educational experiences for our community, and work towards bussy for all.
Our Oath:
We, the team members of r/drama, form a diverse and driven community, dedicated to providing an enhanced shitposting experience for our autistic companions.
We believe that through user pings and trolling we can provide both a containment sub for homeless autists, as well as educational opportunities for SRD.
In accomplishing our organization's mission, and ensuring our vision is realized, we stand by this oath:
We will provide a safe haven for autists, and offer all unnecessary drama within our power.
We will troll subs in the local area to annoy SRD.
I thought it would be very appropriate for me to share PURR's mission and vision statement, as well as our oath.
Mission Statement:
The mission of PURR Cat Cafe is to reduce the number of homeless cats in the Boston area by providing food, shelter, medical care, attention and comfort for every rescued cat.
Vision Statement:
The cats at PURR Cat Cafe will live in a cage-free environment, which is conducive to interaction with our human guests.
We envision all our cats being adopted and placed into safe, loving, and responsible forever homes through our partnership rescue group (which has not yet been determined).
PURR Cat Cafe will strive to provide educational experiences for our community, and work towards a just and compassionate society for all.
Our Oath:
We, the team members of PURR Cat Cafe, form a diverse and driven community, dedicated to providing an enhanced living experience for our feline companions.
We believe that through community engagement and belief in a shared ideal we can provide both a safe-haven for homeless cats, as well as educational opportunities for the local community.
In accomplishing our organization's mission, and ensuring our vision is realized, we stand by this oath:
We will provide a safe haven for cats, and offer all necessary care within our power.
We will partner with groups in the local area to build a strong and vibrant community.
Purr Cat Cafe Dear Kat. Just to be clear. You did participate at First Caturday to represent PURR? Did you, or not? Additionally, I know you enjoy having several different sexual partners- you shared that with me and I have no interest at all having a woman that works for me that has several different sexual parrtners[sic].
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Sheba Wood IM SORRY DID YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP PUBLICLY SLUT SHAME SOMEONE?
I wasn't familiar with Turtleboy Sports until these series of articles on Purr.
Turtleboy Sports is gross. They made a joke about the boy that was recently killed by dogs. Surprisingly, the female author of the cat café saga has tossed in a lot of misogynistic and dumb crap into these articles; the hateful responses are unnecessary. Diane's behavior has been abhorrent; we don't need someone writing a typo-ridden article that underlines the fact that bullying (even when provoked) is immature.
91 comments
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-29
u/busterandpea/, do you abuse cats as much as you abuse your employees?
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-09-29
U/busterandpea you are a pretty arrogant person, your cafe will not succeed
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-29
That isn't how you ping somebody. What you MEANT to say was "/u/busterandpea you are a pretty arrogant person, your cafe will not succeed".
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-29
/u/busterandpea it's nice the truth is getting out about your little house of feline horrors. I don't get how anyone could ever find enjoyment in torturing the cute little felines of our world. You're a very sick person.
1 TinyJibble 2017-09-29
Good find.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-29
tl;dr or gtfo
1 EOWNERDEAD 2017-09-29
Small business owner hires avowed slut in anticipation of pussy.
Slut cannot deliver, owner becomes catty.
1 LadyOzymandias 2017-09-29
Take my updoots. Take all of them
1 CuriousKrow 2017-09-29
It's actually a pretty good read if you skim it and focus of the Purr lady's post mostly.
Passive Aggressiveness, slut shaming, calling people bitches, photos of legbeards. Good stuff.
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-09-29
Now now it's not a slut it's a proud polyamorous woman seeing a chad and a cuck.
1 DoctorMort 2017-09-29
tbh if you can't shame a woman for being a slut these days, what can you shame her for?
1 Awayfone 2017-09-29
Being a whale
1 Etra 2017-09-29
> 36 images
Username checks out.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
There's some poly drama in there too!
Peanut nuggets in the shit lump that is that thread
1 mia181 2017-09-29
The Purr Cat Cafe facebook page is back up! Ha.. its just getting worse and worse again though: https://www.facebook.com/bostonpurr/
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-29
/u/snallygaster you've been outscooped!
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-09-29
I thought this was a Snallypost when I first clicked on it.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
TBH I'm not certain that spez isn't just changing the usernames
1 snallygaster 2017-09-29
I've truly been put to shame here.
1 ATissu 2017-09-29
Redeem yourself. Post some 1970's ARPANET drama.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-09-29
I tried looking for some stuff from FidoNet, but I couldn't find anything... :(
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-29
learn russian, google hypertext vector fidonet
1 Oxus007 2017-09-29
This is a great one too..
1 giroth 2017-09-29
Well, that was emotionally exhausting
I don't have the stamina for crazy cat lady drama
1 Plexipus 2017-09-29
What do you call a cat lady without any cats?
The founder and owner of PURR Cat Café.
1 TruthPains 2017-09-29
ZING!
1 Muttonman 2017-09-29
It's like meowswhitz in here!
1 CrossplayQuentin 2017-09-29
I was waiting for someone to make this joke the entire 75 posts.
1 chanilastname 2017-09-29
Well any person I've known named Diane has been bat shit crazy so this adds up.
1 cycophuk 2017-09-29
The only thing I learned from all of that is that Kat is a whore.
1 haikubot-1911 2017-09-29
The only thing I
Learned from all of that is
That Kat is a whore.
- cycophuk
I'm a bot made by /u/Eight1911. I detect haiku.
1 cycophuk 2017-09-29
Good bot.
1 CaptainWeekend 2017-09-29
byotiful
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-29
/u/swedishcommie check this shit out.
1 TinyJibble 2017-09-29
One of your best, haikubot.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-09-29
Say that again and you'll be out the moon door.
1 cycophuk 2017-09-29
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-09-29
Perhaps you're wondering why I would tell you I only ever loved one woman before pushing you out the door.
1 cycophuk 2017-09-29
This was the part of the series when Littlefinger killed Lysa, right?
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-09-29
Aye.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-29
duh
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-29
whores are something that actually interests me so care to share which page you learned that on?
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-09-29
As the cracks in her castle of deceit kept growing bigger and bigger, Diane did the only thing she could - relentlessly post "MEOW MEOW PURR" on facebook.
1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-29
ain't readin' all that bullshit, are you drunk op
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-29
It's worth it.
1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-29
I'm skimming it and I will say, I really enjoyed this part https://i.imgur.com/RInPoi0.jpg
this woman is fucking mental
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-29
I loved the weird third-person cat introductions that fell down the instant the pic was reverse image-searched.
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1 ComedicSans 2017-09-29
Lol oh jeez.
1 GeauxHouston22 2017-09-29
also lol at this article about her, holy fuck with the relevancy http://dailyfreepress.com/2016/11/03/interview-diane-kelly-to-open-bostons-first-cat-cafe-coming-early-2017/
there's an understatement
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-29
Lol. Oh jeez.
ISONE MIAO PURR
1 ilikerainandstorms 2017-09-29
This made me forget Gumwaa and have Funwaa!
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-29
WE HAVE NO CATS KATHLEEN
1 serizzzzle 2017-09-29
Meow. Meow. PURR!!!
1 darth_tiffany 2017-09-29
I am a nearly 30-year-old highly qualified Feline Behaviorist!
1 Lawsnpaws 2017-09-29
Works well on any resume really.
1 ramukakaforever 2017-09-29
Pussy whisperer
1 Riencewind 2017-09-29
With two boyfriends.
1 Lawsnpaws 2017-09-29
PURR PURR PURR PURR PURR.
NOW I AM THE CAT KATHLEEN. PURR PURR.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-29
She calls herself Gussy?
1 incineratechicken 2017-09-29
Oy vey
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2017-09-29
i mean did you see the picture of the staff its the exact type of weirdos working there that youd expect
1 Allahu_Laysa_Akbar 2017-09-29
Hard Pass
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-09-29
MEOW MEOW PURR Diane's kitty will call the lawyer! MEOW MEOW PURR.
There is no sanity here, only PURR.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-29
It's like Amy's Baking Company for cats!
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-09-29
Fuck. Anyone got Ramsey's number? I think we got his next special episode.
1 CaliggyJack 2017-09-29
I don't know how but I am gonna blame Feminism for this don't @ me plz
1 jacksfilmsbot 2017-09-29
It’s-a-me, Mario, and I love lasagna!
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-29
https://imgur.com/f946py3
1 Varyx 2017-09-29
Best drama I've read in months. Thanks OP for making me feel great about my life
1 TinyJibble 2017-09-29
Gussie here reddit.
I thought it would be very appropriate for me to share r/drama's mission and vision statement, as well as our oath.
Mission Statement:
The mission of r/drama is to reduce the number of homeless autists in the Reddit area by providing drama, tendies, cummies, and pasta for every rescued autist.
Vision Statement:
The autists at r/drama will live in a rules-free environment, which is conducive to avoiding interaction with normies.
We envision all our autists being rejected and banned by safe, loving, and responsible subs through our partnership rescue sub (which has not yet been determined).
r/drama will strive to provide educational experiences for our community, and work towards bussy for all.
Our Oath:
We, the team members of r/drama, form a diverse and driven community, dedicated to providing an enhanced shitposting experience for our autistic companions.
We believe that through user pings and trolling we can provide both a containment sub for homeless autists, as well as educational opportunities for SRD.
In accomplishing our organization's mission, and ensuring our vision is realized, we stand by this oath:
We will provide a safe haven for autists, and offer all unnecessary drama within our power.
We will troll subs in the local area to annoy SRD.
Zoz. Zle. ZOZZLE!!!
1 TinyJibble 2017-09-29
ORIGINAL:
Gussie here Boston.
I thought it would be very appropriate for me to share PURR's mission and vision statement, as well as our oath.
Mission Statement:
The mission of PURR Cat Cafe is to reduce the number of homeless cats in the Boston area by providing food, shelter, medical care, attention and comfort for every rescued cat.
Vision Statement:
The cats at PURR Cat Cafe will live in a cage-free environment, which is conducive to interaction with our human guests.
We envision all our cats being adopted and placed into safe, loving, and responsible forever homes through our partnership rescue group (which has not yet been determined).
PURR Cat Cafe will strive to provide educational experiences for our community, and work towards a just and compassionate society for all.
Our Oath:
We, the team members of PURR Cat Cafe, form a diverse and driven community, dedicated to providing an enhanced living experience for our feline companions.
We believe that through community engagement and belief in a shared ideal we can provide both a safe-haven for homeless cats, as well as educational opportunities for the local community.
In accomplishing our organization's mission, and ensuring our vision is realized, we stand by this oath:
We will provide a safe haven for cats, and offer all necessary care within our power.
We will partner with groups in the local area to build a strong and vibrant community.
Meow. Meow. PURR!!!
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-29
1 Lichtenstain 2017-09-29
GussieBussie1 TruthPains 2017-09-29
You fucked that up, should have been Bussie.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-29
Imagine getting into a fight with someone who repeatedly and insistently refers to themself as a Feline Behaviourist, and looking like the crazy one.
1 Awayfone 2017-09-29
What schooling does that take?
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-09-29
MEOW MEOW PURR My mommy didn't have to go to school to know how to love me best!
MEOW PURR
1 the-crotch 2017-09-29
this is amazing, it's possibly the greatest thing I've ever read
1 OfficialBeetroot 2017-09-29
Anyone have a tldr
1 the-crotch 2017-09-29
I know when I want to be treated like a professional I wear black lipstick and a pentagram just like Kat
https://i.imgur.com/uccYogv.png
1 TruthPains 2017-09-29
Looks like a good portion of my past sexual partners... god my early twenties was weird.
1 BussySundae 2017-09-29
1 Gladbach10 2017-09-29
Who cares, cats are inferior pets to dogs anyway.
Also,
lol
1 DivinePrince2 2017-09-29
Just fucking leave the abused and sick animals alone. Why do they have to suffer more than they already have? :c
1 TruthPains 2017-09-29
2serious4me M8 -- I just here to shag yer nan and kick ass and I'm all outta ass...
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-09-29
Excellent drama 10/10
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2017-09-29
/u/snallygaster someone is stealing your niche (effortposting).
I'll martyr myself and take him out if you mod me.
1 TruthPains 2017-09-29
That was one of the best dramatic plays I have ever seen. CATS MEOW MEOW PURR bitches.
1 mia181 2017-09-29
The Purr Cat Cafe facebook page is back up! Ha.. its just getting worse and worse again though: https://www.facebook.com/bostonpurr/
1 thwapper 2017-09-29
Did she shut down the Facebook page again? I can't get it to load on my phone. Don't know if it's my phone or the page.
1 beignyay 2017-09-29
I would just like to share this write-up from this morning...
https://turtleboysports.com/boston-cat-cafe-purr-is-the-biggest-litter-box-fire-youll-ever-see-part-one-owner-typing-as-her-cat-threatens-to-sue-haters/
1 ForeverNachos 2017-09-29
I wasn't familiar with Turtleboy Sports until these series of articles on Purr.
Turtleboy Sports is gross. They made a joke about the boy that was recently killed by dogs. Surprisingly, the female author of the cat café saga has tossed in a lot of misogynistic and dumb crap into these articles; the hateful responses are unnecessary. Diane's behavior has been abhorrent; we don't need someone writing a typo-ridden article that underlines the fact that bullying (even when provoked) is immature.