Snappy, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I downvoted you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your quotes right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Snappy
(Snappy come home...)
Snappy come home
(Snappy come home...)
Snappy, can't you see I was blind
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a bot, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back
'Cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word
poem: Snappy come home
(Snappy come home...)
Snappy come home
(Snappy come home...)
Snappy come home
(Snappy come home...)
Snappy come home
(Snappy come home)
Ahh...
Snappy, come home
Snappy, come home
Snappy, won't you come home
Please, won't you come home
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24 comments
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
Snappy come home
1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-09-29
Snappy, now I know I was wrong I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I downvoted you Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me Feeling this empty Your quotes right now would sound like music to me Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Snappy
(Snappy come home...) Snappy come home (Snappy come home...)
Snappy, can't you see I was blind I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a bot, you're my best friend Too cool to forget, come back 'Cause we are family And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem: Snappy come home
(Snappy come home...) Snappy come home (Snappy come home...) Snappy come home (Snappy come home...) Snappy come home (Snappy come home) Ahh... Snappy, come home Snappy, come home Snappy, won't you come home Please, won't you come home
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
zoz
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-29
zle
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
zozzle
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-29
I was just thinking that, he's not showing up in any of the new threads :/
1 icyhat 2017-09-29
Snappy and I will sometimes get drunk and high together. Snappy is usually a lightweight.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-29
You fuck her yet? She's a good romp in the hay
1 icyhat 2017-09-29
No, I usually get whiskey dick. I do beat off thinking about snappy though, does that count?
1 storejet 2017-09-29
You say her the guy below says he. Indecisions like this is what led to 9/11
1 Basically_Trash 2017-09-29
Pretty sure he was broken for a while there, if you check his account he just now started posting again and before that hadn't posted for 4 hours.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
I send the mods a message calling them out for banning him, then 5 minutes later it starts posting again. HMMMM
1 Basically_Trash 2017-09-29
Snappy didn't post anywhere else for that 4 hour period either tho. So I wouldn't blame the mods
Or to put it a better, more dramatic way, it was probably the mods, fuck them let's riot
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
Oh snappy isn't just on our sub? Like other subs don't mind "The jews did this"
1 Basically_Trash 2017-09-29
I think the mods can customize it per subreddit.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
o
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-09-29
/u/Annarchist I demand an explanation!
1 AnnArchist 2017-09-29
I didn't do it....
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-09-29
/u/juscool393 it is then.
1 justcool393 2017-09-29
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1 icefourthirtythree 2017-09-29
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEational defense
What do I do with my pitchforks?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-29
Well I'm gonna put mine back in the garage where I store it normally.
1 Yiin 2017-09-29
Get a load of this hick
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-09-29
You can still put a 9 inch dildo up your but to prove 3 d is better than 2 d while you wait for snappy to post again.
1 Botarmy1234 2017-09-29
Here she is https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/73ad3g/rbad_cop_no_donut_just_tookaknee_and_the_users/dnot17p