I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
So this is a little bit weird to me. I was just defending Michelle Obama on a forum where they kept calling her a man. I got called out on a drama sub that I'd have -never- even bothered looking at but I, idiotically, went thru my inbox and just replied to every response (never dreaming I'd be called to some lame fag sub like /drama/)..
So here I am defending her (as in, they say she's a he and I say "naw") and you fucking libtards STILL attack me? What in the FUCK could we do to appease you? You realize there's no chance what-so-ever that Obammer's gets back in, right? I mean, even if I loved him to bits (I admit, I voted him in both times) there is STILL nothing that can ever get him back in... Are you all just fucking retarded?
Anyway. Ya'll are so backwards, so confused, anytime you you downvote me it makes me feel like I'm doing something right. I feel sorry for you, your spouses, and then your kids. Christ your kids are gonna be so fucked. Welcome to the new world, where virtue signals don't fucking work. AT ALL.
She is a women but one of the funniest thing liberals do is talk about how beautiful michelle was when she was first lady. They would do stuff like fawn over her defined arms and stuff like jacked arms is a thing most men find desirable.
She is unnatractive and very masculine looking and the left needing to label her as beautiful just because she is a liberal black women opens her up to this kind of thing.
it's actually pretty crazy how good she looks in some photos and how horrible she looks in others. throw in the fact that she's not white and that she's the first lady, and i can understand why simultaneously a large number of people find her beautiful and a large number of people find her hideous
While I think the deviation from normal justification is a good chunk of it, I can’t help but wonder if things would be different if the people being blown up in the Middle East were white.
Too bad it's not really healthy either. They just made the portions smaller so that now nobody feels full when eating school lunch. None of the "healthy" options even get picked by high schoolers, everyone just goes for the shit that will fill them up the most, most of the time. Especially athletes.
Well, yeah, were called amerifats for a reason. That said, they diminished portions for kids beyond what should've been cut. I weighed 120, 5'10", when I graduated, and that shit couldn't even fill me up. I remember the football players I was friends with going for two or three servings and still needing snacks throughout the day. I don't think the government needs to tell people how much they should eat, especially when many of these people still have the option to eat more by paying more.
3/4 of the US population being overweight, 1/3 of them being obese says otherwise. Americans haven't got the ability to not be greedy so the government has to stop them some how.
And the right way to do it is to force kids in high school to eat less? You also fail to consider very poor kids who may only get meals at school. Had a couple kids like that at my hs. Would you say it's better those poor kids only get half of one meal so that the rich kids don't get fat off of school meals?
I don't see the problem with allowing people to make their own decisions. They'll pay for it down the road, and it doesn't hurt you at all.
So you're fine with poorer kids being malnourished, if it means rich kids eat less? Very well could be normal to the rest of the world, but some of these kids only eat at school, so some of them may, literally, need bigger portions to stay healthy.
Making it less for rich kids than those who can't afford it requires a level of caring about the poor more than rich that America is incapable of, is what's he's saying.
Perhaps feed the poor kids more than the rich kids who don't need it? It's not a complex problem. But that'd require some people getting more than others from the government and as American's are selfish and greedy that wouldn't be ok would it.
The government tells people to do things all the time. It tells you how fast you should drive, it tells you how much money you need to give to it in taxes, etc. Now it's telling you to stop being a fat fuck.
Yes those are all things that have externalities. You eating more has no externality. Get a fucking grip, retard, and learn how to understand how policy is, and should be, made.
i mean she looks like a tranny because of the big ass shoulders and the crotch bulge but i was always under the impression it was just something to say to piss people off
Wow it's like a perfect example of the "if you keep pretending to be retarded you'll attract actual retards" effect. The thread is like a perfect mix of people that thought it was a joke and legit crazy conspiracy theorists.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-30
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1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
jeez snappy.
that's pretty much the reddit version of a Mortal Kombat finishing move.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-09-30
It's called a Fatality you fucking pleb
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-30
/u/lockexxv you spend a disconcerting amount of time thinking about Michelle Obama's cock... do you want to get Blacked by an MtF tranny?
1 lockexxv 2017-09-30
No more time than everyone collecting pictures of that massive monkey muff people try to pass off as a dong. :)
I'll leave you to have the blap fantasies. Carry on!
1 parameciidae 2017-09-30
So, the answer is yes then?
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-09-30
ur just jealous that Michael Obama has 5 times the dong you'll ever imagine having
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-09-30
Did a schizophrenic write this?
1 lockexxv 2017-09-30
Drunk person wrote it.
1 StingAuer 2017-09-30
I don't think it's the Mexicans taking your job, I think it's you being a drunkard unbathed moron that prevents you from getting a job.
1 lockexxv 2017-09-30
So this is a little bit weird to me. I was just defending Michelle Obama on a forum where they kept calling her a man. I got called out on a drama sub that I'd have -never- even bothered looking at but I, idiotically, went thru my inbox and just replied to every response (never dreaming I'd be called to some lame fag sub like /drama/)..
So here I am defending her (as in, they say she's a he and I say "naw") and you fucking libtards STILL attack me? What in the FUCK could we do to appease you? You realize there's no chance what-so-ever that Obammer's gets back in, right? I mean, even if I loved him to bits (I admit, I voted him in both times) there is STILL nothing that can ever get him back in... Are you all just fucking retarded?
Anyway. Ya'll are so backwards, so confused, anytime you you downvote me it makes me feel like I'm doing something right. I feel sorry for you, your spouses, and then your kids. Christ your kids are gonna be so fucked. Welcome to the new world, where virtue signals don't fucking work. AT ALL.
1 Etra 2017-09-30
/u/SellTheSun:
By your logic, The_Donald are a bunch of closeted trannies with a fetish for GILF (Hillary Clinton) porn.
1 SellTheSun 2017-09-30
haha I guess I left out some words there. He was strangely obsessed with advocating for and implementing transgender policies.
I think our focus on the topic is a bit in the other direction :)
1 DistortedLines 2017-09-30
You need to gas yourself immediately
1 444455555666666 2017-09-30
slit your throat :)
1 SellTheSun 2017-09-30
The tollerant left in all it's glory.
1 StingAuer 2017-09-30
lol triggered
1 444455555666666 2017-09-30
"tollerate" a knife in your esophagus
1 itoucheditforacookie 2017-09-30
They put a smiley face in there ya dingus
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Suck start a shotgun :)
1 glmox 2017-09-30
stick your head in an oven :)
1 doughboy011 2017-09-30
Honestly at first I liked you magatards for the drama but this point you should just drown in mayo to improve the gene pool.
I think 🍕 gate is by far the most autistic thing I have ever heard
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-30
u/AntiHasbaraUnit just tagging you in good memes
1 AntiHasbaraUnit 2017-09-30
this isnt one of em.
1 1337hax1337 2017-09-30
dang
1 Unbarrageable 2017-09-30
Share your Clinton porn folder.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-09-30
Trump is strangely against it for some reason. Does that mean he's a self-hating tranny.... actually, yes but not for that reason.
1 SnackBier 2017-09-30
I'd say the logic checks out by virtue of the conclusion.
I mean that's how logic works after all, right?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-30
Who isn't? 👵🏻💦🍆
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-30
Granny squirting on a dick? Nice!
1 moondoggy101 2017-09-30
She is a women but one of the funniest thing liberals do is talk about how beautiful michelle was when she was first lady. They would do stuff like fawn over her defined arms and stuff like jacked arms is a thing most men find desirable.
She is unnatractive and very masculine looking and the left needing to label her as beautiful just because she is a liberal black women opens her up to this kind of thing.
1 pizzashill 2017-09-30
Yeah, I'm sure the liberals are to blame for the widespread mental illness present on the political right.
I'm sure they wouldn't be claiming she was a man had the liberals not liked her.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-30
> It's wide spread on the political right that Michelle Obama is a man
> Taking the Bait this hard
1 Tobans 2017-09-30
>The right is only retarded in this one instance
>missing forest for the trees
1 TipTupKek 2017-09-30
it's actually pretty crazy how good she looks in some photos and how horrible she looks in others. throw in the fact that she's not white and that she's the first lady, and i can understand why simultaneously a large number of people find her beautiful and a large number of people find her hideous
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-30
/u/TipTupKek come back here you pussy
Are we really ranking the first Ladies by how hot they are?
that's a thing that's happening right now? How misogynistic of you.
try not to cringe your goddamn face off reading this list btw
https://thoughtcatalog.com/tristan-benavides/2016/12/these-are-the-8-hottest-first-ladies-in-american-history/
1 TipTupKek 2017-09-30
lmao this list mane
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-30
The other stuff by him is just as
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-09-30
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-30
Emily Donelson fam
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-09-30
Idk her neck looks weird in her Wikipedia portrait
1 lemondiddles 2017-09-30
Dude Melanie is gross looking now, like her face is melting off. Id rather hit barbara Streisand
1 drewmkgy 2017-09-30
Plus she looks like Bruce Jenner the tranny
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-30
Im pretty sure she is Ron Perlman in special effects make up. Just google Ron Perlman in beauty and the beast show he used to do.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-09-30
Gussy is gussy fam
1 celocanth13 2017-09-30
Mary Todd Lincoln or die
1 workfishfellow 2017-09-30
Melania does not look good at this point. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when people say this. She looks like stretched plastic.
1 ProphetRith 2017-09-30
Where
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
what's wrong with being swoll?
1 jet199 2017-09-30
As if women's idea of hotness had anything to do with what men find attractive and wasn't the just a big competitive game they play with each other.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-30
Mi'chelle was pretty hot back in 2008 though. I think she agreed to take on half of Brock's presidential aging or something.
Now her arms? I've only heard conservative radio hosts talk about those.
1 ahbslldud 2017-09-30
I mean she's attractive enough. I'd hit it. Attractiveness is subjective etc etc.
not finding jacked arms on women hot af
are you some kind of fucking cuck
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-09-30
Did you get this opinion from one of the bimbos on Fox News or
1 Etra 2017-09-30
/u/urbanpsycho:
How much Bailey Jay porn do you have saved on your external HD?
1 Peetrius 2017-09-30
Is this a recommendation?
1 itoucheditforacookie 2017-09-30
Definitely
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-30
Did 4chan actually get you into traps?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-30
Did 4chan actually get you into traps?
1 polddit 2017-09-30
>Specifically using Bailey Jay instead of generalized "tranny porn"
You tell us how much you have first /u/Etra
1 Etra 2017-09-30
> 2017
> Not streaming porn at 4K
1 Greasy_Slot 2017-09-30
The only thing Michelle did was make school lunches gross. If she was a real tranny she would have caused way more dumb pointless drama than that.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
health food isn't gross you fucking amerifat
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Too bad it's not really healthy either. They just made the portions smaller so that now nobody feels full when eating school lunch. None of the "healthy" options even get picked by high schoolers, everyone just goes for the shit that will fill them up the most, most of the time. Especially athletes.
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-09-30
America is notorious for their "normal" portions being fucking massive for the rest of the world. Probably why you're all so fat.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Well, yeah, were called amerifats for a reason. That said, they diminished portions for kids beyond what should've been cut. I weighed 120, 5'10", when I graduated, and that shit couldn't even fill me up. I remember the football players I was friends with going for two or three servings and still needing snacks throughout the day. I don't think the government needs to tell people how much they should eat, especially when many of these people still have the option to eat more by paying more.
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-09-30
3/4 of the US population being overweight, 1/3 of them being obese says otherwise. Americans haven't got the ability to not be greedy so the government has to stop them some how.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-30
preventing greed
Now that's commie talk. I KNEW it
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
And the right way to do it is to force kids in high school to eat less? You also fail to consider very poor kids who may only get meals at school. Had a couple kids like that at my hs. Would you say it's better those poor kids only get half of one meal so that the rich kids don't get fat off of school meals?
I don't see the problem with allowing people to make their own decisions. They'll pay for it down the road, and it doesn't hurt you at all.
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-09-30
By "less" you mean normal portions for the rest of the world.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-30
Normal portions aren't better than large portions when it is your only portion
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
So you're fine with poorer kids being malnourished, if it means rich kids eat less? Very well could be normal to the rest of the world, but some of these kids only eat at school, so some of them may, literally, need bigger portions to stay healthy.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-30
Maybe do something about ingrained poverty in your nightmare of a nation then?
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Bruh were the richest country of all time. People are poor in every country, what would you propose to fix wealth inequality?
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-30
You are richest country of all time and you can't manage to have a better poverty reduction project than shitty school lunches?
Keep Yourself Safe, loser.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Wait what? How does reducing school lunch size = poverty reduction? Fuckin idiot.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-09-30
Making it less for rich kids than those who can't afford it requires a level of caring about the poor more than rich that America is incapable of, is what's he's saying.
I majored in communications and autism.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
They already do this in most cases
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-09-30
I'm sure no one has ever though of that, tbh
1 Tobans 2017-09-30
no u
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-09-30
Perhaps feed the poor kids more than the rich kids who don't need it? It's not a complex problem. But that'd require some people getting more than others from the government and as American's are selfish and greedy that wouldn't be ok would it.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
So you think school lunches should be expanded?
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-30
Guess we won't be able to ship semen supplies to the malnourished yuropoors now
BTW I'm linking this on /r/Drama
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-30
sounds like your school sucked ass then
1 SenatorCoryGardner 2017-09-30
Did you got to school in a concentration camp?
Have you ever known fullness in your tragic life?
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Yeah, I played sports and had a high metabolism. It really isn't that crazy.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
never heard of portion control?
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
What's control?
1 Halfcastebastard 2017-09-30
America ranking number one in obesity says otherwise.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Yeah, most people suck at portion control. I also don't think it's the governments job to decide when you've had enough to eat.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-30
Oh noes! The ebil gubbmint!
Delete it fat
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
I don't think the government is evil, I think the government telling people how much they should eat is a bad idea and a bad way to reduce obesity
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-30
The government tells people to do things all the time. It tells you how fast you should drive, it tells you how much money you need to give to it in taxes, etc. Now it's telling you to stop being a fat fuck.
Put down the fork, fatty.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Yes those are all things that have externalities. You eating more has no externality. Get a fucking grip, retard, and learn how to understand how policy is, and should be, made.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-30
You sound fat
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
I'm morbidly obese my doctor told me to stop eating all together if I want to live
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-30
Well I was going to tell you to die, but your doctor already has.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
This was only after he stretched my asshole wide enough to fit the fat end of a 40 in
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-30
I thought Mexico beat us recently?
1 CIRCLONT6 2017-09-30
Go look that stat up, it's simply untrue.
1 SamWhite 2017-09-30
Are they second?
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-30
Ever heard of keep yourself safe???
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
I am safe.
1 Greasy_Slot 2017-09-30
It is when it's cooked by public school employees
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-30
Poor people aren't even allowed to be cooks anymore, she really did a huge amount of damage to the public school system.
At least she had a cute garden.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-09-30
I'm sorry that you have to get your salt from T_D now instead of your fried food
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1 xKillerDreag 2017-09-30
from 16 year old /pol/tards to 68-year-old lower middle-class fox news readers real quick
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
Yeah, some of my fifty year old uncles actually believe that shit.
1 tathrowaway666 2017-09-30
Because it's true. Obama wanted to lead by example to prove that traps aren't gay
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2017-09-30
He really did deserve that Nobel after all.
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-30
Yeah it's pretty amazing the kind of retarded rhetoric some people with believe or push.
1 captainpriapism 2017-09-30
still more realistic than russians hacking the election like a 90s movie
1 Tobans 2017-09-30
Oy. Leave it to captainpulledfromplayground to deflect the blows for daddy's cult. Classic
1 captainpriapism 2017-09-30
literally the easiest to recognise bait but some of you cant help yourselves it is what it is
1 Tobans 2017-09-30
not an argument
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-30
more like captainautism
1 Tobans 2017-09-30
kind of self evident tbh
1 HeatproofShadow 2017-09-30
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-09-30
Imagine being this retarded.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-30
We post in /r/Drama, we don't have to imagine
1 parameciidae 2017-09-30
What a bunch of credulous rubes.
1 glmox 2017-09-30
we have 3 more years of this fam, theyre just getting warmed up
1 captainpriapism 2017-09-30
7
1 Unkill_is_dill 2017-09-30
Nah
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-09-30
Just wait 12 minutes
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-30
DAE "yeah right shariablue shill, show me ONE SINGLE SOLITARY TIME something racist was posted on t_d without being deleted"?
1 captainpriapism 2017-09-30
i mean she looks like a tranny because of the big ass shoulders and the crotch bulge but i was always under the impression it was just something to say to piss people off
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-30
It was usually said just to push buttons but literal retards don't get that and take it as the truth.
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-30
Thats when you know it's time to end your life, you have no value to this planet.
1 freet0 2017-09-30
Wow it's like a perfect example of the "if you keep pretending to be retarded you'll attract actual retards" effect. The thread is like a perfect mix of people that thought it was a joke and legit crazy conspiracy theorists.
1 SaintJason 2017-09-30
When did Obama and Michelle go against Dr Seuz?