/r/Drama takes a Rorschach test

I've been using 4chan for 18 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Jeb. I'm not a zionist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, Jews are superior. I'm here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for money and I'm actually rich as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my nose, I'll be your KANG one day

1 ay_what_up 2017-10-01

this but unironically

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-01

They're like white people to black people. They're in an evil conspiracy and genetically superior to you, but you know you could probably beat his ass. Jew people also have no culture and they can't dance lmao

1 ay_what_up 2017-10-01

this comparison fell apart when you said jew ppl had no culture, they got like 5 holidays

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-01

I didn't want it to be true because of my white fragility true so I added that in phew

1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-10-01

and they can't dance lmao

Fiddler on the Roof is the greatest Musical of all time
They've danced so much they got bored of dancing and starting throwing chairs and shit in

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-01

Yo u can keep yo bitch ass Jew highbrow Musicals, I be in to dem tight operas of da Common practice period anyway nigga
Drunk white girls have been dancing on chairs since before the time of Abraham. It is known.

1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-10-01

Jew highbrow Musicals

Always good to have another reason to hate Commies

1 jet199 2017-10-01

Petty much the whole of US film and tv is Jewish culture.

1 bleepis 2017-10-01

same

1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-01

Hey look, it's (((me))).

1 Ennui2778 2017-10-01

(((Rorschach)))

1 cavides 2017-10-01

reminded me of coincidence.gif

1 ASYMBOLDEN 2017-10-01

I wanted it to be dickbutt

1 Cheezemansam 2017-10-01

Does it mean anything if all I see is a small yellow puppy holding a giant blue dildo?

1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-01

The idea that there is a Jewish conspiracy behind everything is actually a Jewish conspiracy to make you believe that Jewish conspiracies exist. Actually, it's a Jewish conspiracy to make you believe Jews exist. The fact of the matter is, Jews do not exist. The Holocaust did not happen because there were no Jews to kill in the first place. Any suggestion to the contrary is just Jewish lies and propaganda. There have been hundreds of real studies and scientific reports done on this, and every result points to the incontrovertible fact that there is no such thing as a Jew and there never was in recorded history. I'd tell you to Google it, but Google is owned by Jews so you'll just have to take my word on it.

1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-01

Mind. Blown.

1 captainpriapism 2017-10-01

nice try jew

1 Think_Once 2017-10-01

There is only one way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SITUzpk9Lso

1 Cant_stop-Wont_stop 2017-10-01

https://imgur.com/FpzmeMK

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-01

...

See if (((we))) ever approve a loan for you ever again.

1 bleepis 2017-10-01

this made me chuckle irl for like three whole seconds thank you

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-01

Me too I chortled for longer than average

1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-01

Petition to make /u/GuillotinesNOW top mod of r/drama.

1 T-Bolt 2017-10-01

Dead cockroach

1 aonome 2017-10-01

How often do you have to see the happy merchant to see it in the line picture?

1 Yiin 2017-10-01

Go to /pol/. Is there ANYTHING that makes you laugh? Congratulations, you're only almost completely ruined.

1 MG87 2017-10-01

It's an anus isn't it?

1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-01

I thought it was that creepy bird thing from Ruby Quest

1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-10-01

Oy vey the goyim know

1 yesiamcorrect 2017-10-01

That's some tight bussy right there. NSFW please

1 uhuhuhu 2017-10-01

x

should be enough tbh

1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-01

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1 GiverOfTheKarma 2017-10-01

Is this Loss?

1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-10-01

Maybe

1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-10-01

I see bussy

1 LedinToke 2017-10-01

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1 Notthehalf 2017-10-01

Stick man shedding the shackles of capitalism (and his head)

Bird person

Pepe (oh shit your about to get sued)

1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-01

moshi moshi jyuu-chan desu

1 Raving_Dave 2017-10-01

I had to look in the comments to get this.

1 Trav2016 2017-10-01

I saw Woody Woodpecker at first guess its my childhood demanding attention and recognition.

1 glmox 2017-10-01

i dont get it, whats wrong with recognizing a friendly merchant?

1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-10-01

I'm upset that I immediately recognized this.

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-01

I saw it as a dude hunched over a computer at first which probably tells you all you need to know about my psychology.

1 tritter211 2017-10-01

That means you are an advanced internet browser.

1 OccasionallyClueless 2017-10-01

If there is one thing I'm good at, it's looking at random internet shit.

1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-10-01

Is this a plague doctor washing his hands after dealing with a patient?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-01

Everybody loves me so much around here, they're submitting portraits of me 😍

1 shaneoffline 2017-10-01

Innit this one of those big statues on that one island?

1 MoiNameisMax 2017-10-01

Big Bird washing his hands.

1 x2Lift 2017-10-01

I see a duck eating with chopsticks.

1 ApatheticAnarchy 2017-10-01

This is obviously Harold the Duck, smoking a cigarette. Get your eyes checked people.

1 OpenCLoP 2017-10-01

This is some advanced form of loss.jpg right there.

1 Doctor_Buttsac 2017-10-01

I see unhappiness.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-01

r/2meirl4meirl

1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-01

I only see reddit mods.

1 Whores_anus 2017-10-01

I thought it was lost tbh

1 hexane360 2017-10-01

I see someone doing Gangnam Style

1 StezzerLolz 2017-10-01

... So, I think this is a minimalist depiction of a fatal accident at a baptism. At the right, we see a cross, depicting the religious nature of the scene, and a pair of empty, outflung arms. Then, clearly, the rest of the lines resolve themselves into a trajectory over a balcony, including a single bounce upon the railing's edge. From this we can conclude that the clergyman has tripped over the fallen cross and thrown the baby to its gruesome death upon the flagstones below, thus ridding society of another unproductive leech.

1 baaaaby 2017-10-01

i thought it was mr burns tbh

1 Vakieh 2017-10-01

I see a medieval/Renaissance doctor (you know, the ones from Assassin's Creed with the creepy plague masks) playing the flute.

1 ASYMBOLDEN 2017-10-01

Has no one here cared to define what a line is?

1 le_swegmeister 2017-10-01

https://i.imgur.com/D0RJSV8.png

1 Flowerdew2 2017-10-01

I see dead people

1 mrcolon96 2017-10-01

I see a man with a pencil? Am i crazy?

1 Gargun20 2017-10-01

Big bird turning his head

1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-10-01

(((you)))

1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-01

Ha! ^{^{^Guilty.}}

1 Jetz72 2017-10-01

Pretty weak loss edit OP, the doctor and receptionist are tilted and Ethan appears to be stuck on the ceiling in the second frame? 3/10 needs work.

1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-10-01

A man and woman embracing. It looks like her head is tilted up and they're kissing.

He has a good job, so that's a plus. Nice personality, and he's frankly in pretty good shape.

Having her grandmother die a couple of weeks ago has been hard on her. So she's happy to have found someone who makes her feel better when he's around.

1 TheTrueNobody 2017-10-01

I see the person behind the Mandalay Bay shootings