take this poll or your gay

8  2017-10-01 by bleepis

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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>No South Park Neutral

thats what drama shitposter is for

I thought that was what gay was for, oops.

that works too

True SPNs check all boxes or none.

i dont know about that

No Rick & Morty Neutral

my world view is /u/Prince_Kropotkin

valid

i am absolutely not surprised by the amount of libertarians and i feel like the people who voted "nazi (unironically)" are doing it extra ironically so feel free to go back and hit the "nat soc" button if you quite literally are a nazi

The problem is that everything posted here is at least a baselevel of ironic1 and then you have to guess how many further ironic levels are there. Standard practice is that you post exactly the opposite of what your initial impulse is to post but slowly you adapt and you initial impulse is to post ironically so you have to ironically post what you believe, and then ironically post what you don't believe as if you do believe that you don't believe it. Somewhere around irony5 the human brain loses an ability to distinguish irony from truth, the result is pretty basic calculus:

Irony is naturally an inverse so we have /r/drama posters represented by 1/(ironyx) where x is how ironic they've become.

As we all know for any equation y = 1/((c>1)x ) as x approaches infinity y approaches sweet neutral zero.

That's what makes an irony based meta subreddit naturally reflect southpark neutrality, in fact the only reliable way to calibrate a political scale is through pure irony. This is how south park manages to be so neutral, the creators have a facination with Mormonism which is basically the most ironic religion.

this is great thank you

where tf is the option for neoliberal cuck

Democuck, judging by r/neoliberal

That's what i ended up voting for, but i wanted to be a special snowflake and have a separate category for myself. /u/bleepis kys

My fellow cuckservatives are gonna show up any minute and drive the libtards out.

no u

There's already a Democrat option.

I had a debate with someone who absolutely annihilated me on drug policy (about which my education had been the laughable "just say no" campaigns). That experience led me to pay much more attention to why things are the way they are and become more of a realpolitik statist, until I turned 19 and found myself with a job offer from an Australian government intelligence contractor that in order to accept I would need to go through security clearance procedure. Seeing what that was all about and the kinds of leverage the state wanted on you to get you into their little club was an uncanny reminder of the kind of thing that street gangs around where I grew up wanted. I decided not to pursue the opportunity and went back to private industry and the first seeds of "maybe there is something intrinsically wrong with this whole institution" were planted. Two years later I was 21 and the 9/11 attacks took place. I was pretty floored, my first thought was that surely this was some kind of far left socialist thing considering the major focuses of the attack were about the biggest symbols of commerce you could get, but that turned out to be not the case. I soaked my brain in how it came to this and analysed in depth the lives and motivations of the alleged perps and came to some extremely uncomfortable conclusions about the relationship between private industry and the state, and completed my slide to a full blown minarchist libertarian about four years later, with a view to the state as a necessary evil that needed to be kept on a very short leash and focused on very specific things. Six months after that, natural progression being what it is and my investigations into Mises, Rothbard and Friedman put me at the very tip of accepting ancap as the best of available options. The machinery of freedom pushed me over that edge and 8 years ago at 25 I was a diehard ancap, but pessimistic about ever seeing the dream realised in my lifetime. Four years later; Bitcoin. Now I am a die hard ancap, and optimistically hopeful for the peaceful demise of the state within the near future, and eager for a new golden age for humanity.

keep yourself safe

i am safe and cozy in my bed watching my poll update from my phone. thank u for ur concern :3

Why did you put unironic Nat Soc twice?

Can we just count alt right/nat soc and unironic Nazi votes as one?

i opted to put nat soc there because a lot of nat soc people were like "im not a nazi! im a national socialist!" last time i checked?

none of those people are going to check a box with "alt right" in it though tbh

hmmm... yeah i guess its been "stigmatized" or whatever but youd think people who unironically are immediately adjacent to hitler wouldnt care about that

im gay

me too but,

When does this close so we can find out who won?

its less about "who won" and more about im genuinely interested in what might be a relatively honest spread of political affiliation between a bunch of social outcasts who like to watch people get into petty slapfights. i know theres at least a handful of nazis and i know theres a decent amount of libertarians and then u/prince_kropotkin holding the proud banner of............being somewhere on the left? but i wanted to know more bc im autistic itll close at some point...not gonna say when. but some point.

So you're saying I shouldn't have voted republicuck 19 times?

REEEEEEEEE

Btw you know there's an official r/drama survey, right?

literally had no idea. no sarcasm here i was totally clueless. where?

hm i read this whole thing and was like "cool!" maybe im more autism than i thought. regardless, thank you!

how come there are three kinds of nazis and two kinds of weed nazis but only one kind of commies

where my blackhoods at

i honestly expected more right wingers or libertarians so i opted for libertarians, republicans, nazis, ironic nazis, and extra ironic nazis.......... im genuinely surprised that there are as many democrats as there seems to be tbh. i didnt expect a lot of commies at all. the more you know!

Where is NazBol Gang?

just take your one of like three nazi options i put on this dumb thing and run with it! smh

Rather be gay than take this nigger poll

:c

this poll is bad and u should feel bad

that’s my secret, i always feel bad

I'm whichever one lets me feel smugly superior to anyone with an opinion