i am absolutely not surprised by the amount of libertarians and i feel like the people who voted "nazi (unironically)" are doing it extra ironically so feel free to go back and hit the "nat soc" button if you quite literally are a nazi
The problem is that everything posted here is at least a baselevel of ironic1 and then you have to guess how many further ironic levels are there. Standard practice is that you post exactly the opposite of what your initial impulse is to post but slowly you adapt and you initial impulse is to post ironically so you have to ironically post what you believe, and then ironically post what you don't believe as if you do believe that you don't believe it. Somewhere around irony5 the human brain loses an ability to distinguish irony from truth, the result is pretty basic calculus:
Irony is naturally an inverse so we have /r/drama posters represented by 1/(ironyx) where x is how ironic they've become.
As we all know for any equation y = 1/((c>1)x ) as x approaches infinity y approaches sweet neutral zero.
That's what makes an irony based meta subreddit naturally reflect southpark neutrality, in fact the only reliable way to calibrate a political scale is through pure irony. This is how south park manages to be so neutral, the creators have a facination with Mormonism which is basically the most ironic religion.
I had a debate with someone who absolutely annihilated me on drug policy (about which my education had been the laughable "just say no" campaigns). That experience led me to pay much more attention to why things are the way they are and become more of a realpolitik statist, until I turned 19 and found myself with a job offer from an Australian government intelligence contractor that in order to accept I would need to go through security clearance procedure.
Seeing what that was all about and the kinds of leverage the state wanted on you to get you into their little club was an uncanny reminder of the kind of thing that street gangs around where I grew up wanted. I decided not to pursue the opportunity and went back to private industry and the first seeds of "maybe there is something intrinsically wrong with this whole institution" were planted.
Two years later I was 21 and the 9/11 attacks took place. I was pretty floored, my first thought was that surely this was some kind of far left socialist thing considering the major focuses of the attack were about the biggest symbols of commerce you could get, but that turned out to be not the case. I soaked my brain in how it came to this and analysed in depth the lives and motivations of the alleged perps and came to some extremely uncomfortable conclusions about the relationship between private industry and the state, and completed my slide to a full blown minarchist libertarian about four years later, with a view to the state as a necessary evil that needed to be kept on a very short leash and focused on very specific things.
Six months after that, natural progression being what it is and my investigations into Mises, Rothbard and Friedman put me at the very tip of accepting ancap as the best of available options. The machinery of freedom pushed me over that edge and 8 years ago at 25 I was a diehard ancap, but pessimistic about ever seeing the dream realised in my lifetime.
Four years later; Bitcoin.
Now I am a die hard ancap, and optimistically hopeful for the peaceful demise of the state within the near future, and eager for a new golden age for humanity.
hmmm... yeah i guess its been "stigmatized" or whatever but youd think people who unironically are immediately adjacent to hitler wouldnt care about that
its less about "who won" and more about im genuinely interested in what might be a relatively honest spread of political affiliation between a bunch of social outcasts who like to watch people get into petty slapfights. i know theres at least a handful of nazis and i know theres a decent amount of libertarians and then u/prince_kropotkin holding the proud banner of............being somewhere on the left?
but i wanted to know more bc im autistic
itll close at some point...not gonna say when. but some point.
i honestly expected more right wingers or libertarians so i opted for libertarians, republicans, nazis, ironic nazis, and extra ironic nazis.......... im genuinely surprised that there are as many democrats as there seems to be tbh. i didnt expect a lot of commies at all. the more you know!
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-01
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1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-01
>No South Park Neutral
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
thats what drama shitposter is for
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-01
I thought that was what gay was for, oops.
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
that works too
1 malek125 2017-10-01
True SPNs check all boxes or none.
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
i dont know about that
1 chancellorjay 2017-10-01
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-01
my world view is /u/Prince_Kropotkin
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
valid
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
i am absolutely not surprised by the amount of libertarians and i feel like the people who voted "nazi (unironically)" are doing it extra ironically so feel free to go back and hit the "nat soc" button if you quite literally are a nazi
1 aqouta 2017-10-01
The problem is that everything posted here is at least a baselevel of ironic1 and then you have to guess how many further ironic levels are there. Standard practice is that you post exactly the opposite of what your initial impulse is to post but slowly you adapt and you initial impulse is to post ironically so you have to ironically post what you believe, and then ironically post what you don't believe as if you do believe that you don't believe it. Somewhere around irony5 the human brain loses an ability to distinguish irony from truth, the result is pretty basic calculus:
Irony is naturally an inverse so we have /r/drama posters represented by 1/(ironyx) where x is how ironic they've become.
As we all know for any equation y = 1/((c>1)x ) as x approaches infinity y approaches sweet neutral zero.
That's what makes an irony based meta subreddit naturally reflect southpark neutrality, in fact the only reliable way to calibrate a political scale is through pure irony. This is how south park manages to be so neutral, the creators have a facination with Mormonism which is basically the most ironic religion.
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
this is great thank you
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-01
where tf is the option for neoliberal cuck
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-01
Democuck, judging by r/neoliberal
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-01
That's what i ended up voting for, but i wanted to be a special snowflake and have a separate category for myself. /u/bleepis kys
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-01
My fellow cuckservatives are gonna show up any minute and drive the libtards out.
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
no u
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-01
There's already a Democrat option.
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
I had a debate with someone who absolutely annihilated me on drug policy (about which my education had been the laughable "just say no" campaigns). That experience led me to pay much more attention to why things are the way they are and become more of a realpolitik statist, until I turned 19 and found myself with a job offer from an Australian government intelligence contractor that in order to accept I would need to go through security clearance procedure. Seeing what that was all about and the kinds of leverage the state wanted on you to get you into their little club was an uncanny reminder of the kind of thing that street gangs around where I grew up wanted. I decided not to pursue the opportunity and went back to private industry and the first seeds of "maybe there is something intrinsically wrong with this whole institution" were planted. Two years later I was 21 and the 9/11 attacks took place. I was pretty floored, my first thought was that surely this was some kind of far left socialist thing considering the major focuses of the attack were about the biggest symbols of commerce you could get, but that turned out to be not the case. I soaked my brain in how it came to this and analysed in depth the lives and motivations of the alleged perps and came to some extremely uncomfortable conclusions about the relationship between private industry and the state, and completed my slide to a full blown minarchist libertarian about four years later, with a view to the state as a necessary evil that needed to be kept on a very short leash and focused on very specific things. Six months after that, natural progression being what it is and my investigations into Mises, Rothbard and Friedman put me at the very tip of accepting ancap as the best of available options. The machinery of freedom pushed me over that edge and 8 years ago at 25 I was a diehard ancap, but pessimistic about ever seeing the dream realised in my lifetime. Four years later; Bitcoin. Now I am a die hard ancap, and optimistically hopeful for the peaceful demise of the state within the near future, and eager for a new golden age for humanity.
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-01
keep yourself safe
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
i am safe and cozy in my bed watching my poll update from my phone. thank u for ur concern :3
1 polddit 2017-10-01
Why did you put unironic Nat Soc twice?
Can we just count alt right/nat soc and unironic Nazi votes as one?
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
i opted to put nat soc there because a lot of nat soc people were like "im not a nazi! im a national socialist!" last time i checked?
1 accounttttttttttt 2017-10-01
none of those people are going to check a box with "alt right" in it though tbh
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
hmmm... yeah i guess its been "stigmatized" or whatever but youd think people who unironically are immediately adjacent to hitler wouldnt care about that
1 Queen_Arthur 2017-10-01
im gay
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
me too but,
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-01
When does this close so we can find out who won?
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
its less about "who won" and more about im genuinely interested in what might be a relatively honest spread of political affiliation between a bunch of social outcasts who like to watch people get into petty slapfights. i know theres at least a handful of nazis and i know theres a decent amount of libertarians and then u/prince_kropotkin holding the proud banner of............being somewhere on the left? but i wanted to know more bc im autistic itll close at some point...not gonna say when. but some point.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-01
So you're saying I shouldn't have voted republicuck 19 times?
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
REEEEEEEEE
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-01
Btw you know there's an official r/drama survey, right?
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
literally had no idea. no sarcasm here i was totally clueless. where?
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-01
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6j5rgo/2017_rdrama_demographics_survey_results/
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
hm i read this whole thing and was like "cool!" maybe im more autism than i thought. regardless, thank you!
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-01
how come there are three kinds of nazis and two kinds of weed nazis but only one kind of commies
where my blackhoods at
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
i honestly expected more right wingers or libertarians so i opted for libertarians, republicans, nazis, ironic nazis, and extra ironic nazis.......... im genuinely surprised that there are as many democrats as there seems to be tbh. i didnt expect a lot of commies at all. the more you know!
1 VonFreeman 2017-10-01
Where is NazBol Gang?
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
just take your one of like three nazi options i put on this dumb thing and run with it! smh
1 BANNED_FIVE_TIMES 2017-10-01
Rather be gay than take this nigger poll
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
:c
1 LedinToke 2017-10-01
this poll is bad and u should feel bad
1 bleepis 2017-10-01
that’s my secret, i always feel bad
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-10-01
I'm whichever one lets me feel smugly superior to anyone with an opinion