When I was a kid I'd play with my sisters toys and if we were playing as characters from a show I'd play as girls sometimes so thank fuck my parents are normal otherwise I'd have killed myself by now or I'd have no pen0r
u/inspiringshitpost, I too am digging the way you think, just had a good laugh reading this.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hentai. The romance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of tentacle physics most of the "action" will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the nuanced idea of feminimity, which is deftly woven into the visuals - the japanese philosophy of censorship really puts emphasis on imagination. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ideas, to realize that they're not just erotic - they say something deep about human sexuality. As a consequence people who dislike Hentai truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the eye opening nature of watching Yaoi as a straight male, which only a true intellectual could appreciate without any form of arousal. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a quintessential part of japanese culture unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tentacle rape tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-02
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1 RaiserOfHell 2017-10-02
u/SyxxFtH8 with your vast knowledge of humor, could you possibly tell us some jokes about transsexuals that doesn't offend you?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-02
Not the best one but not the worst
1 ProphetRith 2017-10-02
When I was a kid I'd play with my sisters toys and if we were playing as characters from a show I'd play as girls sometimes so thank fuck my parents are normal otherwise I'd have killed myself by now or I'd have no pen0r
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-10-02
I missed it. What was the punchline?
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-02
"We all know who's making that decision."
1 weniscommander 2017-10-02
And thus the shitty joke has been redeemed.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-10-02
Well played, /u/inspiringshitpost.
1 RaiserOfHell 2017-10-02
u/inspiringshitpost, I too am digging the way you think, just had a good laugh reading this.
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-10-02
Haha, thank you. Can't claim credit though.
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-10-02
We should contact free press of kekistan with a new song idea.
1 DisposableDoc 2017-10-02
To be honest the joke sucked