Las Vegas shooting drama hits r/Portland. Is OP fearmongering? Do thoughts and prayers melt steel bullets? Find out none of this and more.

94  2017-10-02 by Joan_Wayne_Gacy

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Wow, that OP is a retard, even by Portland standards.

Don't say that, you'll upset u/shaklemenot

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That's why Portlandia was canceled. Actual Portlanders started doing increasingly crazy shit.

I'm a little sad because that OP was pretty close to having a full on meltdown.

If only there were a forum where crazy OPs were encouraged to post their deranged nonsense willy-nilly.

/u/remotectrl

You have a tolerable Monday too

Man, that would be pretty sweet. Where can I find one of those?

have a tolerable monday

lmao I enjoyed that

"hey sweetie, how was your day?"

".... tolerable."

Icky, gross, and problematic, but tolerable.

Decent and above days are white privilege.

PoC can only have tolerable days.

/u/remotectrl why wouldn't you just ban the poster for x-linking to a drama subreddit and clean the thread instead of locking it? Seems like you just want to take the easy way out

Mods in /r/Portland definitely take the easy way out. They also defend the regulars in there that are trash people.

Sounds about par for the course for people that live in Portland. I saw so many junkies and gutter punks when I was there. People living in tents and fiending

Yea, the city is turning to trash, and the sub reddit is one of the worst I've ever seen. A huge circle jerk and some down right rotten human beings.

Yea I mean what kind of fucking cunt scumbag comes on a sub unrelated to a tragedy and posts a huge paranoid rambling trying to get internet attention and make something so tragic, about their own mental breakdowns?? And then proceeds to argue with every poster until mods shut it down. What a circle jerk!

Its interesting because I view the Portland subreddit as basically nothing more than the rich yuppy transplants, who do nothing but bitch about the homeless all the time from their luxury apartments

As a portland native, the homeless dont bother me nearly as much as the people who cheerlead gentrification, and then wonder why there are so many homeless after doubling everyones rent in the course of a few years

It is that too, and I agree, but most the horribleness comes from the native absolutists and circle jerk each other all day. The mods are some of the worst on any sub I've encountered.

I mean I'm that horribleness and they go out of their way to make sure I'm banned to ensure no one interrupts the 100k income clubs circle jerk

I actually think the mod team does a pretty good job, I just happen to disagree with the tone they want to enforce.

That's fair

My view of them is very similar. I unsubscribed from the subreddit a year or two ago because I couldn't stand it anymore (and I was tired of every single comment getting downvoted) but with the shitty reddit localization stuff in /r/popular I started seeing it again. I made it 2 weeks before I blocked it altogether. I honestly don't get it. Most of the people I would meet in Portland are chill and at least reasonably decent people but somehow the entire subreddit is full of mediocre assholes.

How do you have a job? I don't see someone with the level of paranoia you have keeping a job for long.

Yea, I suppose all those law enforcement, and intelligence agents that are paid to be paranoid for the benefit of safety don't have jobs. Lol, you're a joke :)

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And look at you, doing the paranoia work for free when you could get paid for it. I'm not the joke that gets paranoid when shit happens. You live in the fucking Portland metro area. Contrary to what the local news stations say, shit like that happening here is extremely rare. You really have no idea what living in fear is like. I grew up in Tacoma during the late 70s until the mid 90s. That fucking place was hardcore. Motherfuckers could get shot because the day was sunny. Motherfuckers could get stabbed because someone's car got rain on it. People need to adapt to their area and be aware of what kind of crimes actually happen in the area. There is no reason to live in fear for events that will very likely never happen to you. It's about as ludicrous as worrying about dying in a train crash when you never ride a train.

I live about 80 miles from Portland. I still don't think it's far enough, but it's certainly better than when I lived 70 miles from Seattle. I lived in Portland for some time and I don't remember it being like that at all. Being ultra paranoid like that can't be good for their health. I would rather die doing shit I like, not under a bed cowering in fear.

By the way Joan, they certainly told you that you're doing gay wrong.

Paranoia and acknowledging the reality it could happen a and staying aware are not the same thing.

Instead of being reactive, maybe we should be proactive and compile a list of dangers we should to be aware of. I'll start, but I'm at work so this list will be far from complete:

  • heart disease
  • cancer
  • automobile fatalities
  • slipping in the shower
  • downed power lines
  • serial killers
  • falling vending machines
  • falling coconuts
  • venomous snakes
  • alt-righters with a drivers license
  • antifa with bike-locks

...gotta go, but feel free to add to the list. Please, fellow dramanauts, be aware of the dangers you face everyday when if you leave your house.

You forgot * REEEEEE-ape

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"Gee someone may shoot me with automatic gun fire from the 32 floor of a building"

Ok now what?

Well, you'll be dead.

That is a problematic statement. #notallgunshotvictimsdie

Being vigilant and being paranoid is pretty much the same thing. They both rely on some degree of paranoia.

Nope.

Are you going to deny that vigilance doesn't rely on some degree of paranoia?

Nope.

Having lived approximately 80 miles away from Portland the majority of my life, I can agree with the sentiment. On a slightly related note, why does Seattle smell the way it does?

80 miles ≈ 130 km

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If Wierd Al taught me anything, it's all the raising cattle.

I could only imagine it's the meth from Tacoma during the 80s-90s mixing with the heroin from Seattle. It's really due to the seafood processing that goes on in the area. I never really noticed it too much when I went there as a kid. I noticed it when I flew up there in the late 90s to visit my father.

My family in Portland is weird as fuck. It's like Seattle with street meds.

Portland used to be weird, now everyone is weird in the exact same way

there's nothing "Weird" or "quirky" about 10 dollar ice cream coans and luxury apartments

coans

I think you've misunderstood the word weird.

/u/ShakleMeNot you need to Keep Yourself Safe before the terrorists get to you first.

Duh, it's the only way. But I'm gonna keep you safe too.

^ ^ ^ LOOK AT THIS GUY COMING IN TO OUR /r/DRAMA SPREADING HIS CRYPTO HATE SPEECH

Nice bait by the way

I don't see the kind of people they are afraid of willingly going within the city limits. It's kinda a shitty, hep c infested wasteland.

Thoughts and prayers with Kim Jong Un in hopes he can get one of his rockets to land in Portland.

/u/remotectrl everything will be linked.

There's this great book by Benjamin Percy called Red Moon. Well, the book is just OK, but a large portion of the plot centers around a car bomb detonating at an event in downtown Portland, which is pretty cool.

Shouldn't the title read "none of this and less"?

Don't grammar shame me you whore

you whore

Excuse me? You're not talking to your flair here.

/u/ShackleMeNot you off your fucking meds or what?