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Das, aber unironisch.

I'd never vote for Trump and I'm pretty stupid

🎺🎺

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I look at this everytime you post it, and I can't tell wtf is going on

The orange man is about to attack some disembodied breasts, I think

What trumpets have to do with any of this I cannot fathom

u/Honk4Tits

I hope you can put your finger on it now ;)

Was there lead in your drinking water growing up?

Was there lead in your drinking water growing up?

FTFY

I was very poor btw :/

what about cummies? you drink those right?

Damn aren't you on a roll today?! Shoo shoo go away 😂

I guess the trumpets are the honk, then the tits, the curls look suspiciously like Hasidic Jew hair and I see the Israel flag in the eyes.

I have a genius level IQ and I voted for Trump, but I was being ironic.

genius level IQ

JUST LIKE DADDY!

/u/Unironicshitpostr

This but unironically

Not gonna lie, some of the serious posters and a lot of orange dick sucking makes it seem like so.

But I mean who am i too complain while I'm tossing Hilldawg's salad sooo ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

Honestly though, this is actually legit.

Trump is the worst human being we've elected to President, but for some reason the fucks on the other side decided if he's gonna a eat glue, they're gonna huff spray paint.

Let them! Mayocide is the true answer!

*the only answer

They should all do that together on live. Everybody wins.

Bro, I don't think Jews can be sugar daddies

Wow. You're actually right.

I wish this were true

Fuck off. You are fucking cancer on this sub, cunt.

That's the nicest thing any /r/drama user has ever said to me.

Seriousposting should be punished by having one's stomach removed through the arsehole with a rusty hook.

please end me then

Damn you, that got me all wet ;)

>arsehole

Get colon cancer you fuck.

TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRED-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

You're like a fish out of water! Poor bochlings needs his group think to survive. 😢

Maybe we can all donate a few bucks and buy him his own safe space bubble.

Immigrants should assimilate. If you come here, you stop being a trumpian untermensch and you have to become a /r/drama citizen.

I believe America is stupid enough to re-elect donald trump.

Here's you Soros Bucks™ ╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━__________ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Good goy!

Please stop stealing my emoji pasta!

Hey you gifted it to me remember? Can i use it? Pls? 😔

I believe the left is dumb enough to give them a reason to. The DNC is going on with a "Nothing to see here. It was Russia!!!1!, not our crooked primaries or horrible candidate or Imran Awan, or incredibly ineffective identity politics spectacularly backfiring that caused this humiliating defeat. It was Russia!!!1!"

Im having a rough time imagining how retarded you are. Could you please say something stupider?

Still prolapsed ager the electoral reaming, eh? Jokes on you, I'm a smug Canadian and don't care either way, but the adult crying down there is hilarious.

If you get bored, go back and watch some election night news coverage on the big media channels. Pure gold.

Im hoping the DNC runs Anthony Weiner in 2020. Hes young, hes got name recognition and his youth voter outreach philosophy is on point.

It's nice to see my alt bussy blasting these autism conserving retards lmao

Go you! 🎉🙌

I dont get what it is with these tards. Someone laughs at President Clownshoes and they start white knighting like Trumps bussy is on the table. Everyones having a good time laughing at the circus but theyre too busy sucking off the clown to enjoy the show.

I pray that this is what happens. If only Weiner can get out of prison and stay out of prison long enough.

He will probably have an ankle tracker and that would make an excellent campaign talking point. They could promise America that a President Weiner would work tirelessly at the Whitehouse since it would be illegal for him to leave. The money we save on golf trips alone would be enough to fund free on-demand abortions in perpetuity.

Agreed completely. I'd add in Shkreli for the wu tan theme music to get the urban vote.

See, when youre not sucking off president clown-dick for winning a popularity contest against an old unlikeable robot you only sound half retarded.

Lol he's a wrestler for.fuck sake. I have equal disdain and admiration considering he is truly American in every way. A fitting representitive much in the same way as Rob Ford portrayed the real Torontonian.

Spotted the salty Albertan. Sry our new mayor doesn't smoke crack :'(

:( I miss Ralph:(

I'm a smug Canadian

Shut up while real Americans are talking.

Not very nice :(

I kid, I kid.

I value the opinions and perspectives from people who don't live here. I may not always agree, but it's always interesting to hear from people looking in from the outside.

Obviously hilldog was a bad choice, but Mueller is investigating some deep Russia shit right now m'lady

rubs neck's beard vigoursly

Oh, he is the clear winner in 2020 and beyond....

Seeing as how i know people wanting Clinton 2020, yeah

The only thing that would cause more of a meltdown than a trump re-election would be for clinton to be elected. That would be fucking glorious.

No complaints from me, I'll take another 4 years of left and right wing reeeing.

/r/drama is just like some kind of superpredator, the top of the bully hierarchy. It's malevolent and edgy, but not in the same way that poseur subreddits like TD, SRS or whatever. This place is where bullies milk other bullies. No matter how much right wing or left wing, you are going to be the target eventually. Even posting here will not protect you from some much vileness. One day you bully nazis and the next day you are a lolcow for them.

One day you bully nazis and the next day you are a lolcow for them.

Ah! The circle of life i see

This but unironically.

If /r/Drama is a superpredator then it's a down syndrome tiger

There is not god but god and trump is his prophet - this but ironicly.

I really dislike gays.

So brave™ 👏

Thx

!redditsilver

I would be shocked if more than 30% of you actually voted.

We need a poll to make an official drama president, /U/Snallygaster, set it up

I would be shocked if more then 30% of you were old enough to vote.

FTFY.

I didn't because unless you're from one of like 5 states there's no point

How many people over there are upvoting this copypasta unironically?

god only knows.

*most I'm guessing

dont worry lads im in there with the traditional copypasta

You are the hero we deserve.

I voted /u/TwasIWhoShotJR. He had the most mod actions.

I feel like....one of the members of the Galactic Empire not prominently featured in the Star Wars franchise. Like our Senator was in the background in the scene from Episode One (the terrible one) where Padme is giving her little speech, but the planet doesn't feature prominently in the story line apart from having an extra in a latex mask and a costume leftover from The Next Generation, nod meaningfully while Padme speaks.

And that makes me sad. We're at least as relevant as that swampy ass planet Jar Jar Binks is from.

Padme was from that swampy planet

The swamps of Dagobah?

Uhh, I worship Hilldog fyi. Just because I hate hippies doesn't mean I'm a MAGA whore.

Whores have to get laid to count

I legit do not even know what that means.

Oh yea, I love that retard!

You fuckers are for Trump as much as a fish is for land. Just a big bunch of bakas in here (excluding me, I voted Trump).

/r/drama is a pro-daddy sub 😤😍😍🍆🍆💦💦💦💦

we did it. we saved reddit.

Since when did shitposting have political views?

are you sure about that?

Trumpian

What is with leftists and there complete and total bastardization of language using infantile newspeak and various other forms of linguistic cocksuckery?

Man I hate the establishment btw i love ann coulter and newt gringrich theyre based hahaha i said based 🐸 that shows how much into memes i am hmm no i don't go on any imageboards sorry too weird for me hahaha btw don't forget to take the redpill (not the racist kind.. whats that no i dont know who moldbug is sorry) lol whoops look like it was a placebo my bad dude.. Support trump at all costs and bow down to the establishment maga pede based coat airhorn sad lol i'm really well versed in politics and totally not regurgitating stupid shit i read online or shit my retarded high school dropout parents told me fox is cool now dude cnn sucks huh no i never heard of harvard politcal review or foreign policy magazine but they're probably cucks

Just me and💕daddy Donald💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I wanted to win again 😍🍆 and I asked how and he said he'd give me his 🇺🇸Wall!🇺🇸 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I deport them!👳 I bomb them!💦 I call them niggers! It makes 💘daddy Donald💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕✊😫Win daddy! Win daddy! 😫✊💕 1 Hombre🚶, 2 Hombre👬, 3 Hombre🍺🍺🍺, 4!👨👨👨👨I'm 💘Donald's💘 👑princess👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He grabs my pussy💗!He makes it feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little white cis american should!~ 💘💘💘 🇺🇸💦💘Wa-What!💘💦🇺🇸