show me that dick boi

um yeah down votes I'm a super good dude with a problem. I realize I need help but I'm surrounded by codependents. if I could quit I would. it's my biggest flaw I like the sauce too much.

if you could go back in time to stop one thing from happening, why would it be your birth?

not then because I have my daughter who will be better than I ever will but probably the first beer I had at 13 skipping school. I coasted through high school and college as an athlete but I drank more alcohol that I did school work. I'm a piece of shit I know. if you know how much vomit I had to clean up plus my poor wife you'd feel sad.

there has to be *some * good

how big is ur penis

I'm pretty donkey actually over 8, one time I took extenze and I was 10 inches. depends how drunk I am too.

bullshit show me

no, I'm married and I will never cheat nor show my goods. I have morals believe it or not. I was a alter boy.

👏 you 👏 have 👏 a 👏 micro 👏 penis 👏

either way it's not cheating pussy

why are you provoking me, I'm not sending it through reddit. Pm your email address

waiting on you, fam

sent

lol u wild, wyd tho(

pride

have you considered moving somewhere that isn’t 6 hours away from the nearest hospital

I live in a mansion dude because its cheap here yeah id love to live in the city but my quality if life would go down. I'm on a 7 acre property in a 10,000 feet square house. I know im fucked if anything went wrong but I'm vain. another flaw of mine.

10,000 feet ≈ 3 km
7 acres ≈ 0.028 km²

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Bad bot.

^{I'm sniff I'm sorry... I can never do anything right... sniff}

Decode yourself you little shit!

inb4 "bots have feelings too" and "don't be a dick to bots man, they don't know what they're doing"

Cry me a river faggot!

At least it's better than that garbage bot that makes you mouse over it to see the conversion

Wow. What a dick. Which bot is that one btw? Haven't sent it yet.

/u/ConvertsToMetric

looking at the user page i guess it isn't active anymore

https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/6sv0id/comment/dlfujek/ lmao

oh in that case carry on

Good luck with the autism.

if I was autistic I wouldn't be social and drag my shitshow down with other people

I was talking about after your baby is vaccinated.

fuck I realized I'm signed into reddit on my wife's phone and if she checks she's gonna check she'll she I sent a dick pick fuck my pride I'm so retarded.

if you seen this hun I'm sorry, just wanted to prove a point I love you and didn't mean to show my shit. you know me I fucking hate being called a liar.

drinking alcohol

I'll explain this to you: drinking alcohol doesn't make you look cool, saying you do it on the internet just screams "I'm a degenerate faggot". And not the degenerate faggot who lives a bohémien kind of life, fucks bitches and writes decadent verses aimed at describing the crushing reality of the disease formerly known as human condition. No. Just a degenerate faggot.

Where to go from now. Delete this thread. Get fit. Get lit. Scream at every idiot you find on the internet. Get lit. Repeat.

dude I've been through AA, I got a problem. I'm a really good, nice person who is actually smart. I just can't quit fucking drinking. I love to talk shit on here but I got my own fucking problems my life is golden other wise j just am consistently wasted day in and day out.

r u a sex tourist or native filipino?

I'm 25% Filipino, 50% Mexican, 25% white. I married my Filipino wife in America 5 years ago and last year I sold my fabrication business and she aold the best resort she owned in Costa Rica and since both my parents were dead and I had no sibling's I decided to retire here in the Philippines because its cheap and she has family here.

So you’re saying that we’re welcome any time we visit the Philippines?

yeah always

25%white.

Hell no you aren't, one drop spoils the poor

Duerte is gonna git you