1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-03

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

Snapshots:

This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, snew.github.io, archive.is
r/drama - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
/u/botchlings - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
no bullshit pedophiles - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, snew.github.io, archive.is

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1 TSA_Precheck 2017-10-03

Gotem.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-03

CHECKMADE

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-03

!redditsilver

1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-10-03

Roasted

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03

This is nonsense. Hookers are all soulless drug addicts, despite what feminists say. If you paid them enough for a few hits of meth, they won't be disappointed.

1 RichEvansSextape 2017-10-03

Speaking from experience?

1 supergauntlet 2017-10-03

holy shit you got btfo by a bot

1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-10-03

Ooooooooooooo damn

1 arandomloser21 2017-10-03

Holy fucking shit Snaps got some sass in them.

1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-03

What did he mean by this?

1 giroth 2017-10-03

I think he wants Drama to get a little more serious and elevate the level of discourse, especially regarding politics, feminism, and gender theory topics.

That was my takeaway, anyways

1 SnackBier 2017-10-03

What did he mean by this?

1 buttermyself 2017-10-03

He only likes top-tier passable traps and he wants to gas the rest.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-03

I mean, if they aren't passable then they aren't really traps.

1 buttermyself 2017-10-03

Oh yeah, my bad, that was redundant. I meant top tier passable trannies.

1 Moderate_Third_Party 2017-10-03

It's really difficult to do when the people who bring up the second two are universally attempting to live out their Manifest Destiny fantasy in our* playground. That's not even touching on the shitshow that is politics.

*and I don't mean "our" as in "ours and not theirs". It's a playground for everyone, and they want to take it over.

1 RichEvansSextape 2017-10-03

That the only available form of procreation is vaginal sex, so says the Bible.

1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-03

Nice serioispost, fag.

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03

No, he's pretending to be retarded.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-10-03

No, I am retarded.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-03

you crypto-bumsex enthusiasts

BUTTSEX IS THE BEST SEX REEEEEEEEE

1 RichEvansSextape 2017-10-03

There is nothing "crypto" about our love for sweet backdoor action

1 blerkel 2017-10-03

What the fuck do you mean crypto?!?!

This is /r/drama is crypto-hate all over again.

1 botchlings 2017-10-03

you aren't funny.

I'm not here to amuse you.

PLEASE STOP THIS FUCKING SERIOUSPOSTING BULLSHIT.

No thanks.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-10-03

Don't overestimate your importance, I remembered your username because I'm currently playing Witcher 3...

http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Botchling

"The Botchling is a small creature, resembling a highly deformed fetus - created from the improper burial of stillborn infants - that preys on pregnant women."

1 botchlings 2017-10-03

That's what I named myself after. Created the account about the same time I finished that quest.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

Witcher 3 is a bad game. Very poorly written too.

1 shitpersonality 2017-10-03

Not enough cryptohate

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03

Now, does this mean that there isn't enough hate in general? Or that there's plenty of hate, and it isn't hidden well enough?

1 shitpersonality 2017-10-03

Precisely!

1 OriginRobot 2017-10-03

gasp

1 storejet 2017-10-03

Okay now this sub has gone too far

1 casualrocket 2017-10-03

careful, r/games can hear it everytime you say witcher 3

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

Please remind me this evening to write up a 1500 word essay on Witcher 3

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03

It's possible. A lot of interest groups set up bots that send out alerts every time certain words are mentioned. You can't say 'Red Pill' without Red Pillers hearing it. You can't say 'Feminists' without feminists flooding in.

1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2017-10-03

so what you're saying is, if we figured out what these words are, we could ping every lolcow on the site in every single thread just by posting the list

do you have this list?

1 carthoris26 2017-10-03

Remember when we did that to /r/relationships? Good times.

1 going_for_a_wank 2017-10-03

Praise Geraldo!

1 PlvGdm 2017-10-03

/r/Gamingcirclejerk is leaking.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

Don't they like Fallout 4, though? That's even worse than being a Witcher fan.

1 djakake 2017-10-03

Praise Geraldo del Rivero

1 shitpersonality 2017-10-03

Post daddys bussy

1 OldOrder 2017-10-03

You're basically a less amusing 5th law to be honest.

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-03

You need to chill out dude. Smoke some weed or something.

1 cavides 2017-10-03

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

1 Neon_needles 2017-10-03

im gay

1 tritter211 2017-10-03

You want a cookie?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-03

🍪

1 Mr_mzungu 2017-10-03

I thought you were just a faggot?

1 Neon_needles 2017-10-03

I do some moonlighting, yes.

1 Mr_mzungu 2017-10-03

Makes sense.

1 supergauntlet 2017-10-03

hi gay

where did /u/Neon_needles go????????????????

1 snallygaster 2017-10-03

same

1 subpoutine 2017-10-03

😢

1 niggerpenis 2017-10-03

no u

1 ioiidnsksi 2017-10-03

post bussy

1 CondeTrocola 2017-10-03

It has always been shit m80, don't delude yourself

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-03

Wow this seems like a seriouspost to me. Get ‘em!

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

All of this is true and I have a simple solution; ban all teenagers. u/ComedicSans please call me because I have some ideas about how to implement this.

1 OriginRobot 2017-10-03

How in the world are you going to do that?

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

We just have to require everyone post a photograph of their bussy. It's illegal for teenagers to post bussy, so they won't do it. Then they can be banned.

Please remember to send your picture to modmail and not me. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PICTURE

1 Fr33_Lax 2017-10-03

I feel like that's reverse psychology and bussy would just make your day.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

DO NOT SEND ME PICTURES OF TEEN BUSSY

I WILL DELETE THEM WITHOUT VIEWING AND I WILL REPORT IT TO THE FBI

1 Fr33_Lax 2017-10-03

I can't send you any, I am 25. I only have fat hairy bussy.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-03

Dude, gross. Get your shit together.

1 Fr33_Lax 2017-10-03

Can't the toilet keeps stealing it all.

1 Yiin 2017-10-03

Not true. I bet you have a great big dingleberry.

1 storejet 2017-10-03

Have you tried dabbing on the haters

1 supergauntlet 2017-10-03

*dabs aggressively*

1 bleepis 2017-10-03

this is a gay, gay post

1 JumbledFun 2017-10-03

don't miss out on the neckbeard predictably squealing out some "ad hominem, that's an ad hominem!" when others tire of his boorish routine

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-03

boorish routine

You use terms like this, and yet still feel comfortable calling other people neckbeards? I bet you use 'whilst', too, don't you?

1 JumbledFun 2017-10-03

Boorish is a great word you scrotum licker

1 ragnathorn 2017-10-03

Hey

Fuck off

1 ay_what_up 2017-10-03

boorish is a good word you illiterate

1 going_for_a_wank 2017-10-03

Not an argument

1 AntiLuke 2017-10-03

Sounds like everyone just needs to respond "Not an argument." to him.

1 Greatpointbut 2017-10-03

Sure. I knew you people would trot out the Strawman. Never fails.

1 Hellkyte 2017-10-03

Linking to botchlings is not only cheating, it's a form of cyber bullying.

1 ay_what_up 2017-10-03

if there’s one person that deserves to get bullied, it’s him

1 PlvGdm 2017-10-03

Aaaaand saved. This pasta will come handy in the future.

1 celocanth13 2017-10-03

nice post fagtron you really convinced me with those hot opinions

1 JetBlackNinja 2017-10-03

Concern troll is concerned

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-03

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how that drama used to make me smile

And I knew if I had my chance that I could make some fagots prance

And maybe they'd bring snappy back for a while

But February made me quiver

With every shitpost I'd deliver

Bad posts on the frontpage

I couldn't take no more rage

I can't remember if I lied

When I commented on reimanns doublewide

But something touched me deep inside (my anus)

The day the drama died

So bye-bye, Snallygasters hair pie

Drove my browser to SRD, but SRD was dead

And them good ole traps were drinking syzzurp 'n meds

Singin' this'll be the day that I ded

This'll be the day that I ded