I'm really put off that a straight cis man (you) is the most active moderator here. Could we really not find an actual queer lady?
No offense to you, but it seems like you're one of those types that's just trying to mod as many subreddits as possible. Why you felt the need to mod a lesbian subreddit is beyond me. Maybe you do just fine as a janitor, but how could you ever understand the needs of this community?
The biggest improvement for this subreddit would be an entirely different mod team. One mod is a straight man, one mod is inactive, and the other mod is her girlfriend who has a long history of dragging her personal drama into moderating and driving other moderators away.
I have zero faith in this mod team and I want a new one.
What's it like to sincerely believe something as stupid as the idea that you and your fellow dimwits on the salmon moderation staff are uniquely capable of acting impartially even as you repeatedly prove that claim untrue by your completely retarded behavior?
I'm really put off that a straight cis man (you) is the most active moderator here. Could we really not find an actual queer lady?
No offense to you, but it seems like you're one of those types that's just trying to mod as many subreddits as possible. Why you felt the need to mod a lesbian subreddit is beyond me. Maybe you do just fine as a janitor, but how could you ever understand the needs of this community?
The biggest improvement for this subreddit would be an entirely different mod team. One mod is a straight man, one mod is inactive, and the other mod is her girlfriend who has a long history of dragging her personal drama into moderating and driving other moderators away.
I have zero faith in this mod team and I want a new one.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
I think you mean typical liberal, not typical Trump supporter. There seems to be video of the shooter attending an anti-Trump rally and wearing a "pussy" hat.
My guess is that as more and more information is uncovered we'll find out that the shooter's behavior became more and more erratic, starting around November. Anti-Trump all the way but the shift in behavior likely went undetected because the guy's friends likely shared the same sentiments on one level or another.
I also predict that the media will probably never really fully report on a motive for the shooting because they will want to downplay the "angry liberal shooting up Trump supporters" angle. We saw sort of the same thing with the baseball shooter. His motives were discussed but not at length. We certainly didn't see the in depth reporting that we would have seen had the shooter been conservative. If they do report on motive I'm willing to bet it will be at a later date, after the news cycle as moved on to another event.
The size of the Las Vegas shooting will ensure that there is a lot of news coverage but I doubt that we'll see the in depth coverage we've seen with other similar events whose targets weren't mostly white, middle class, country music fans.
I watch Rick and Morty and support Trump. I don't think either takes much intelligence. Who you vote for, is like 60% where you were born and 20% who your parents vote for; An idiot in NYC votes Dem, an idiot in Alabama votes Rep. A smart guy in NYC votes Dem, and a smart guy in Alabama moves somewhere else and votes Rep.
Intelligence governs how effectively someone will argue their beliefs, it doesn't have that much to do with what you believe.
Your argument is retarded and everyone in that thread already jumped on it. But besides I'm an idiot and to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the REEEEmale agenda.
Imagine being a mod, "doing it for free", and even when the vast majority of people want you gone, you actually have to cling to that power for god knows what reason because apparently you have absolutely nothing else you'd rather spend your time on than having a tiny amount of power over anonymous people on the internet.
You are now threatening to basically take action against people for what they do outside of this subreddit, which is STRICTLY AGAINST Reddit's Moderator Guidelines for Healthy Communities (Effective April 17, 2017).
<This past year has killed my ability to sympathize with this>
[–] Tomes2789 (user deleted this comment) 1 point 4 hours ago
I'm 28/M, 156lbs, 5'10". In pretty great shape if I can allow myself a quick humblebrag, but I work hard at it.
As for ugly, I'd say I'm pretty average looking. Not model-worthy, but not cringe-worthy either. My girlfriend doesn't complain (often).
Holy shit, you've got a big ugly black spot on your face man. You need to get that shit checked.
Also, what the fuck are you doing with your pants halfway down and a cutout of a dude behind you? You been doing some weird shit to that cutout, probs.
I'm 28/M, 156lbs, 5'10". In pretty great shape if I can allow myself a quick humblebrag, but to be fair I work decently hard at it.
As for ugly, I'd say I'm pretty average looking. Not model-worthy, but not cringe-worthy either. My girlfriend doesn't complain (often).
Yourself?
Show us your dick. Why are you balding in your 20s? Why do you delete your comments?
My god Askmen is such a cesspit of pathetic beta male cuckolds. Not surprising that their mods are mostly male feminist dirtbags who think being a fucking unpaid internet custodian while their wife fucks her boyfriend in the room next door makes them incredibly enlightened.
My god /r/drama is such a cesspit of pathetic beta male cuckolds. Not surprising that their mods are mostly male feminist dirtbags who think being a fucking unpaid internet custodian while their wife fucks her boyfriend in the room next door makes them incredibly enlightened.
I think he means the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black", they're both black so it's ironic or some shit like that. Sorry for serious posting btw ly bye xxx
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-04
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1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04
/u/RampagingKoala what qualifications do you need to be a reddit janitor other than severe mental retardation?
1 RampagingKoala 2017-10-04
Me no think good
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-04
So it has become apparent.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
ugh you talk like a nerd
1 ObsessedAussie 2017-10-04
nothing personnel
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04
Were you unironically talking about being qualified to be a subreddit moderator?
1 RampagingKoala 2017-10-04
durr durr anime picture hurr hurr
1 WarSanchez 2017-10-04
What is it boy? What are you trying to tell us? Did the Headmod fall in a well?
1 RampagingKoala 2017-10-04
i did it u giiz anime picture http://i.imgur.com/cXFVzSu.png
1 XLauncher 2017-10-04
>hairy palms at the bottom of the picture
Mofo, this is a hentai ain't it.
1 Datadagger 2017-10-04
you can tell by the linework that it is
1 freet0 2017-10-04
Hair is always shiny in hentai
1 Datadagger 2017-10-04
It's the blush and the sweat that confirms it for me
1 WarSanchez 2017-10-04
A retard that likes anime. No wonder you're a mod.
If you ever discover wifu pillows you'll probably be made an admin.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04
u/spez make it so
1 pizzashill 2017-10-04
I notice you're a mod of /r/askmen and I have a question I'd like to ask you as a man, can't find any good info out there.
When beating a woman, should I slap or just straight up punch?
1 BKSocialist 2017-10-04
I'm really put off that a straight cis man (you) is the most active moderator here. Could we really not find an actual queer lady?
No offense to you, but it seems like you're one of those types that's just trying to mod as many subreddits as possible. Why you felt the need to mod a lesbian subreddit is beyond me. Maybe you do just fine as a janitor, but how could you ever understand the needs of this community?
The biggest improvement for this subreddit would be an entirely different mod team. One mod is a straight man, one mod is inactive, and the other mod is her girlfriend who has a long history of dragging her personal drama into moderating and driving other moderators away.
I have zero faith in this mod team and I want a new one.
1 nmx179 2017-10-04
What's it like to sincerely believe something as stupid as the idea that you and your fellow dimwits on the salmon moderation staff are uniquely capable of acting impartially even as you repeatedly prove that claim untrue by your completely retarded behavior?
1 RampagingKoala 2017-10-04
stupid it is as stupid does i guess
1 im-a-koala 2017-10-04
You bring disgrace to koalas smh 🐨😥🐨😥
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2017-10-04
To be able to accept zero pay and maximum penis.
1 BKSocialist 2017-10-04
I'm really put off that a straight cis man (you) is the most active moderator here. Could we really not find an actual queer lady?
No offense to you, but it seems like you're one of those types that's just trying to mod as many subreddits as possible. Why you felt the need to mod a lesbian subreddit is beyond me. Maybe you do just fine as a janitor, but how could you ever understand the needs of this community?
The biggest improvement for this subreddit would be an entirely different mod team. One mod is a straight man, one mod is inactive, and the other mod is her girlfriend who has a long history of dragging her personal drama into moderating and driving other moderators away.
I have zero faith in this mod team and I want a new one.
1 aqouta 2017-10-04
+2 iota /u/iotaTipBot
I will bribe you to mod him as proof of reddit conspiracy
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-04
>Men's subreddit
>A subreddit literally about men
>Sandwich Americans still demand control over it
>Male virgin mods use "muh harassment" to go on a power trip
>mfw
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-04
/u/Tomes2789 is a trump supporter who watches rick and morty because of course he is
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-10-04
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04
fresh pasta?
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04
I really hope you're joking...
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04
So you honestly sperged all tha tout?
1 WalterMatthau 2017-10-04
I think he was making fun of you being so stupid as to think it was fresh.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04
Jokes on him as I was only pretending I'm retarded
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
I think you mean typical liberal, not typical Trump supporter. There seems to be video of the shooter attending an anti-Trump rally and wearing a "pussy" hat.
My guess is that as more and more information is uncovered we'll find out that the shooter's behavior became more and more erratic, starting around November. Anti-Trump all the way but the shift in behavior likely went undetected because the guy's friends likely shared the same sentiments on one level or another.
I also predict that the media will probably never really fully report on a motive for the shooting because they will want to downplay the "angry liberal shooting up Trump supporters" angle. We saw sort of the same thing with the baseball shooter. His motives were discussed but not at length. We certainly didn't see the in depth reporting that we would have seen had the shooter been conservative. If they do report on motive I'm willing to bet it will be at a later date, after the news cycle as moved on to another event.
The size of the Las Vegas shooting will ensure that there is a lot of news coverage but I doubt that we'll see the in depth coverage we've seen with other similar events whose targets weren't mostly white, middle class, country music fans.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04
That could be. He could have just also snapped. Dude gambled a lot. Probably did coke and stuff (high roller). maybe he fucked his brain up.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
Doot doot too thanks! 🎃🎺💀🎺💀🎃
1 twinksteverogers 2017-10-04
oh my god this is the second time someone ate this pasta. you're on a roll ed!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
All thanks to the power of the holy sPooPy month with the blessings from u/me_skeltal 🎃🎺💀🎺💀🎃
1 twinksteverogers 2017-10-04
where the heck is that updoots bot
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
Careful now twinkie! After all this is a Christian™ drama subreddit unlike the godless heathens over at SRD.
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-04
oh good!
1 Tomes2789 2017-10-04
Hahahahahaha so I support President Trump. So what?
You need to go through my Reddit history to attack my political views instead of attacking my arguments?
That's pretty pathetic, dude.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04
Just seeing what brand of retard we're dealing with lmao
Tbh, you need a pretty high IQ to support Trump and watch Rick and Morty
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04
I watch Rick and Morty and support Trump. I don't think either takes much intelligence. Who you vote for, is like 60% where you were born and 20% who your parents vote for; An idiot in NYC votes Dem, an idiot in Alabama votes Rep. A smart guy in NYC votes Dem, and a smart guy in Alabama moves somewhere else and votes Rep.
Intelligence governs how effectively someone will argue their beliefs, it doesn't have that much to do with what you believe.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04
Very true
1 ProphetRith 2017-10-04
The most grievous of those infractions imo
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04
Honeatly, if you're into Gamergate or ethics in blog posting after 3 years, you deserve to die
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-04
^
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
HALLELUJAH
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04
Good luck with that.
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04
You're literally in /r/drama right now.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04
Better than fucking KiA lmao. But to be honest, ethics in blogging about video games is important
1 glmox 2017-10-04
youre right about that one
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
you’re 100% retarded jesus christ
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-04
Your argument is retarded and everyone in that thread already jumped on it. But besides I'm an idiot and to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the REEEEmale agenda.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
so you’re a dumb nerd and ill stuff ur gay ass in a locker
1 VitaminDick 2017-10-04
/u/Protect_Me is a little small dicked dude that just reads drama all day and spews hateful shit.
See how easily ad hominem works?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
Love your username
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
wah wah this sub is all about ad hominem princess
1 VitaminDick 2017-10-04
I feel so royal, from here on out I'm princess to you buddy.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
only if u give me a kiss
1 VitaminDick 2017-10-04
Don't tempt me gorgeous
1 SirTossAside 2017-10-04
You don't necessarily have to support Trump but if you're left of center at all you're a huge faggot who should probably die
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-04
Imagine a women's sub run by men and how well it would be received.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
these are the most tired comments of all time
1 HailSanta2512 2017-10-04
You mean /r/Feminism?
1 glmox 2017-10-04
dae le dubble standerd??????????????
1 headasplodes 2017-10-04
Shut the fuck up
1 glmox 2017-10-04
dae le triggered xD???????????
1 weniscommander 2017-10-04
To those of you downvoting, stop. This is just how he lets people know his semen rations are running low.
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-04
Doing your best captain p impression?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-04
I hope you jest, jumbled.
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-04
they aren’t?
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-04
Here you go: /r/actuallesbians
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-04
Who?
1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2017-10-04
isn't that /r/thefempill?
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-04
The nerve! /r/TheFemPill is an illustrious sub run by and for women and also a panther.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-04
Don't you dare bad mouth /r/thefempill.
1 JohnnyLargeCock 2017-10-04
The best and most important feminist sub on reddit? Yeah, that's the one.
1 alphetasauce 2017-10-04
Isn't that r/menslib?
1 freet0 2017-10-04
If you can really call them men
1 Mexagon 2017-10-04
Circlebroke2?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04
u/rampagingkoala I bet you think all that white knighting will get you laid.
It wont.
1 StrawRedditor 2017-10-04
Imagine being a mod, "doing it for free", and even when the vast majority of people want you gone, you actually have to cling to that power for god knows what reason because apparently you have absolutely nothing else you'd rather spend your time on than having a tiny amount of power over anonymous people on the internet.
1 parameciidae 2017-10-04
You can't understand the appeal of having the power to outrage a bunch of nerds?
1 StrawRedditor 2017-10-04
I mean I do, but in this case, I don't think it's applicable.
1 headasplodes 2017-10-04
That's not why they're interested in it. They take their jobs very seriously.
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
"Jobs" if you frequented the sub you'd realise.
1 mystriddlery 2017-10-04
Realize what?
1 ANTIFA_IS_MY_BITCH 2017-10-04
/u/nickachu_
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
K
1 ANTIFA_IS_MY_BITCH 2017-10-04
I know you read it you little bitch
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
K
1 ANTIFA_IS_MY_BITCH 2017-10-04
F
1 UniversityDaniel 2017-10-04
C
1 ANTIFA_IS_MY_BITCH 2017-10-04
And there we have it my fellow basketball american redditors WE DID IT XD
I'd like to thank /u/nickachu_ for my eventual gilding, and also the great president donald "jackass" trump.
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
U wot m8?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-10-04
Is this how you usually spend your "vacations"? Let me guess, you got suspended for refusing to dress out for gym?
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
Drunk? Yes. I usually spend my vacations drunk.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-10-04
Thats no bueno, you know alcohol will delay the onset of puberty, right?
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
K
1 thetinguy 2017-10-04
/u/RampagingKoala 🤔
1 Prysorra 2017-10-04
<This past year has killed my ability to sympathize with this>
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-10-04
It's right there in the name
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-04
u/tomes2789
how fat and ugly are you
1 Tomes2789 2017-10-04
I'm 28/M, 156lbs, 5'10". In pretty great shape if I can allow myself a quick humblebrag, but I work hard at it.
As for ugly, I'd say I'm pretty average looking. Not model-worthy, but not cringe-worthy either. My girlfriend doesn't complain (often).
Yourself?
1 metric_units 2017-10-04
5'10" ≈ 1.78 metres
156 lb ≈ 70 kg
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1 Tomes2789 2017-10-04
good bot
1 metric_units 2017-10-04
You are too kind blush
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
Bad bot. Go decode yourself you fucking faggot!
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-04
wow rude
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-04
Big if true.
1 Think_Once 2017-10-04
Manlets under 6 feet can't afford that.
1 thetinguy 2017-10-04
[–] Tomes2789 (user deleted this comment) 1 point 4 hours ago I'm 28/M, 156lbs, 5'10". In pretty great shape if I can allow myself a quick humblebrag, but I work hard at it.
As for ugly, I'd say I'm pretty average looking. Not model-worthy, but not cringe-worthy either. My girlfriend doesn't complain (often).
Yourself?
permalink
https://i.imgur.com/Rc1mV2T.jpg
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-10-04
classic "i'm skinny so I think I'm in good shape". Brad Pitt in fight club goal body.
That guy would get manhandled by any woman's softball player.
1 rarestpepesforsale 2017-10-04
Baldilocks.
1 jaja10 2017-10-04
is that putin?
1 tapdancingjeebs 2017-10-04
Holy shit, you've got a big ugly black spot on your face man. You need to get that shit checked.
Also, what the fuck are you doing with your pants halfway down and a cutout of a dude behind you? You been doing some weird shit to that cutout, probs.
1 Tomes2789 2017-10-04
Everything you just said is true.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-04
Show us your dick. Why are you balding in your 20s? Why do you delete your comments?
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-04
Balding manlets have nothing to brag about
1 Awayfone 2017-10-04
Bro, your zipper is down
Youst fyi
1 SamWhite 2017-10-04
Holy shit we got a live one. Get this man some bait, it's an all you can eat buffet.
1 Etra 2017-10-04
/u/RampagingKoala, can I ask you to ban /u/Tomes2789 just for the drama it would create?
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2017-10-04
My god Askmen is such a cesspit of pathetic beta male cuckolds. Not surprising that their mods are mostly male feminist dirtbags who think being a fucking unpaid internet custodian while their wife fucks her boyfriend in the room next door makes them incredibly enlightened.
1 autisticperson123 2017-10-04
My god /r/drama is such a cesspit of pathetic beta male cuckolds. Not surprising that their mods are mostly male feminist dirtbags who think being a fucking unpaid internet custodian while their wife fucks her boyfriend in the room next door makes them incredibly enlightened.
Thanks for this pasta!
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-04
/u/tomes2789 why do you talk like this
1 Awayfone 2017-10-04
Who would think askmen mods would be such cunts
1 ANTIFA_IS_MY_BITCH 2017-10-04
Only a mentally unsound person would willingly subject themselves to moderating the cesspool of an AskX sub
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-10-04
Average askmen thread:
1 HINDBRAIN 2017-10-04
Bonus: good old "users don't like us? BRIGADE!!"
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/748cii/mod_post_no_personal_attacks_or_harassment/dnx0j3l/
1 Mort_DeRire 2017-10-04
Clockwork
1 eeso99 2017-10-04
Best part of it all /u/nickachu_
https://i.imgur.com/iphBaAk.png
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
Thanks. I do my best
1 eeso99 2017-10-04
First time I've seen somebody be proud of being retarded, but there's lots of strange people on the internet so I'm not that surprised
1 nickachu_ 2017-10-04
Have you seen the actual thread!?!?! And you're calling me retarded. We have an expression for that. It's called calling pot kettle.
1 eeso99 2017-10-04
Yes, I've seen the thread. I even included the downvotes you received in the picture linked.
And what's "calling pot kettle?" Never heard of that expression before.
1 22C9 2017-10-04
I think he means the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black", they're both black so it's ironic or some shit like that. Sorry for serious posting btw ly bye xxx
1 DannyLee90 2017-10-04
This level of discourse is unacceptable on this subreddit.
1 freet0 2017-10-04
What the fuck are you all talking about?
1 weniscommander 2017-10-04
The amount of people shocked that /r/askbussies mods are absolute trainwrecks are waaaay too high.