GF and I agreed to open relationship with restrictions (like condoms). First encounter (her) is done without condoms. (Please do not upvote a lot I don't want this to get popular)

He'll decide that it doesn't matter, and that 'sticking by her' and raising another man's filthy dirty spawn is the 'right' thing to do. What he should do is grow some balls and psychologically annihilate her, reduce her to a catatonic state. That, or just shoot her to teach her a lesson.

1 Successful-Troll 2017-10-04

Its one thing being a cuck whose girl fucks another dude....Its quite another level of cuckishness when your girl takes a load of another dude's cum inside her and expects you to be ok with it.--I mean, what could go wrong?

1 anothergodamnaccount 2017-10-04

Yeah I really don't understand how people put up with shit like this. Someone tries some hoe ass shit like this and I'm out of there no matter how good the bussy is

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-10-04

It's hard to imagine having that pathetic of a life, but then again I post on /r/drama..

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04

Eh, I like to wallow in the worst parts of humanity. I've watched A Serbian Film like twenty times, even on shrooms a couple of times. That movie is hilarious.

1 subpoutine 2017-10-04

We used to have a Serb. 😭

1 bareballzthebitch 2017-10-04

I'm part Croat if that helps.

1 alphetasauce 2017-10-04

The Serb was pretty funny. What happened to her?

1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-10-04

Kebab must have removed her.

1 Etra 2017-10-04

/u/JageiHusbH9, an “open relationship” is where a woman is being financially supported by a loser incapable of satisfying her so she finds a man with an aesthetic cock to do what you can’t: make her cum. The only solution now is to start paying motel hookers for sex, get an STD or ten, and give them to her who will then give them to her boyfriend via bussy. Or a murder-suicide; that’s always a classic.

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04

that’s always a classic.

Can't go wrong with the greatest hits, brother.

1 Country-asshole 2017-10-04

Murder-suicide is generally the preferred option in these situations. Occasionally the man grows a set of testicles at the last moment and opts out of the suicide part, but that's more of a regional thing.

1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-10-04

Honestly both are great ideas. In both we would get rid of them

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-04

Turgid, if factual.

1 umar4812 2017-10-04

Of a large size, should the info be verifiable.

1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-10-04

Big penis

1 18aidanme 2017-10-04

get an STD or ten, and give them to her who will then give them to her boyfriend via bussy. Or a murder-suicide; that’s always a classic

por que no los dos?

1 OniTan 2017-10-04

Poz her neg holes, /u/JageiHusbH9.

1 aGolfHipster 2017-10-04

an “open relationship” is where a woman is being financially supported by a loser [and she fucks other men]

This is the opposite of what a pimp does.... Holy shit I think I'm on to something!

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04

WEW LAD

1 somegurk 2017-10-04

/r/Drama finally produced something of value, I'm impressed /u/aGolfHipster.

1 kermit_was_right 2017-10-04

I don't think finances are an issue here, it sounds like they're in a long distance thing of some sort.

1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-04

That's the stupid way to do it. Best way to do it is tell her you're into cuckoldry, which shouldn't be a hard sell, and have her fuck a hooker with a lot of STD's. That way you stay clean and her coldsore infested lips serve as a warning to all.

1 glmox 2017-10-04

(Please do not upvote a lot I don't want this to get popular)

yup this is definitely a post about a real thing that happened

1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-10-04

this shit is fake as fuck but still got me mad

Do I have a problem?

1 glmox 2017-10-04

DrinkProfessionally

i dunno you tell me

1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-10-04

Professionally doesnt mean bad I have no addiction whatsoever go fuck yourself

1 GaymasterNacelle 2017-10-04

Do you have a problem with alcohol? I too have a problem with alcohol - it costs too much.

1 Successful-Troll 2017-10-04

Mine is that I don't have enough

1 Neronoah 2017-10-04

Yes, you got your feelings hurt.

1 Yiin 2017-10-04

To be fair, it's somewhat respected in /r/self. But yeah, this didn't happen.

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-04

People who don't use condoms are retarded.
Don't stick your dick in retarded people.

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-04

Ten to one, you're a chick, right? It's always women pretending not to know why guys don't like using condoms.

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-04

Because you fancy the idea of paying a chunk of your income to raise a bastard you never wanted?

1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-04

This is where the cunt punt comes in

1 Mircy 2017-10-04

Kicks down the stairs are free

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

So is getting long dicked in jail

1 Mircy 2017-10-04

She doesn't have to know it was on purpose

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

Nah dude, gotta look em in the eyes and tell them you killed their child. Anything less is a bitch move

1 lemondiddles 2017-10-04

Wow man youre so funny and hilarious.

1 OniTan 2017-10-04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRUihgICljE

1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-04

People don't always think during sex.

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-04

Whatever, just wear a rubber. Or you will get pregnant AND DIE.

1 fight_for_our_future 2017-10-04

I wouldn't wear a condom with you, Reginka.

1 Successful-Troll 2017-10-04

That was my motto in college...Served me well.

1 aqouta 2017-10-04

+3 iota /u/iotaTipBot

One bastard please.

1 TNBK 2017-10-04

you're a chick, right?

username is Alice

your a chick, right?

Really activates my almonds

1 umar4812 2017-10-04

On this website, you never know.

1 Orsonius 2017-10-04

never used a condom in my life

1 youarewrongstfu 2017-10-04

I don't blame guys for not using a condom while screwing you. You would make a great mother!

1 SirTossAside 2017-10-04

Yo /u/JageiHusbh9 if you're trolling you're a top notch troll 10/10

If you aren't trolling you should probably dump her and get a hobby. Like noose tying and rickety stool making.

1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-10-04

/u/JageiHusbH9 if you are not a fake account, kill yourself for being this pathetic

If you are a fake account, kill yourself for being this pathetic

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-04

AHEM

He needs to Keep Himself Safe

We're a cryptohate subreddit

1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-10-04

Fuck that passive agressive crypto shit

1 caliform 2017-10-04

This was meant to be all positives and bring nothing but more happiness in our lives but right from the beginning it's already causing problems.

On the bright side it is definitely going to end up with some HIV positives if she keeps it up, so that's something?

1 BrideOfAutobahn 2017-10-04

stop falling for gussyganda and these problems would go away

1 Cake_eater666 2017-10-04

Typical redditor

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-04

I agree to an upvote relationship, with condoms.

1 Yiin 2017-10-04

Whoops, you should get yourself tested.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-04

KEEP CALM
&
CUCK ON

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

/u/captobvioususername this is how I know you're a fucking child who has never dipped his dick into anything other than that white nacho cheese shit

/u/herdnerfer you are the reason 'cuck' has become such a popular term

/u/JageiHusbH9 Jesus Christ

1 Herdnerfer 2017-10-04

Someone obviously has been hurt in the past.

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

Nope, just can't understand why you would think lying in a relationship is ok just because the person was honest about being dishonest

Really makes you think dunnit

1 Herdnerfer 2017-10-04

Depends on the lie, this one doesn’t seem to be at end the relationship level to me.

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

I could see that being upsetting but I think she deserves a second chance, she could’ve just lied and said they used one but she was honest with you.

Let me just go down to the police station and tell them that I raped a few people. Surely, it would be upsetting but they would appreciate the honesty right?

1 Herdnerfer 2017-10-04

I would.

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

I could see that being upsetting but I think she deserves a second chance, she could’ve just lied and said they used one but she was honest with you.

Let me just go down to the police station and tell them that I raped a few people. Surely, it would be upsetting but they would appreciate the honesty right?

1 CaptObviousUsername 2017-10-04

Of course not! I am a chick after all. Fucking moron.

1 CaptObviousUsername 2017-10-04

You're right.... well kind of. I'm a 31 year old pregnant woman.... can confirm, no dick (but I've had my fair share, wink wink.) The only childish one I see here is the one throwing insults at someone who is discussing safe sex ... safe sex is for losers, amirite?? Nothing sexier than syphilis, it's the in thing right now!!! Better get at 'er /u/D4ddyDr4m4

1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-10-04

First off, no STI shaming on this sub

Two, in what world is it expected for the women to (child bearing or not) to provide a condom? Mind you, I don't even mind, it must be nice just walking into a chick's apartment and knowing that all your needs will be taken care of but those types of places tend to be brothels

1 do0rkn0b 2017-10-04

Cut it out and live stream it.

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-10-04

I'm a 31 year old pregnant woman

And I'm the Queen of Wales

1 TheTrueNobody 2017-10-04

/u/JageiHusbH9 is a literal cuck? Can we mod him?

1 Successful-Troll 2017-10-04

My best advice is hit the gym.

1 brokenskill 2017-10-04

Well she knows now!

1 Orsonius 2017-10-04

hahaha dealing with relationships

and incels want this

1 notbuilttolast 2017-10-04

You'll get much more helpful answers if you post this on r/polyamory

1 Baconlightning 2017-10-04

Being in an open relationship is just another word for being a cuck.