good evening twitter this is ya boy eatdatpussy445 and about like 30-45 minutes ago I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even begin to rationalize the thought of death. again and again I try to make sense of my existence but never to avail for the reason of which still exists today is unknown. how am I to know if I am truly real or just some smaller piece in the puzzle of life that is waiting to be placed in its correct spot where it will reside forever until unavoidable death comes to reclaim the soul of my breathless corpse. I am always unable to make any reasonable conclusion about the universe as a whole because of its immense complexity. how am I, someone so small, so little, so unimportantly tiny in the grand scheme of the cosmos even begin to rationalize the thought of an infinitely expanding universe? a universe in which every day I drift farther and farther away from the neighbor galaxies farther and farther away from the one chance humanity has ever had of exploring the observable universe but due to the lack of time and the lack of resource, I am left to cope with the thought of being an insignificant afterthought of a reckless mad god who threw me upon the earth just to tease and torture with the vision but never the reality of exploring more than the ball of rock and metal I reside upon. but the one thing I am sure of in my life is that I can't even feel my left leg my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird to take a piss
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1 caliberoverreaching 2017-10-05
NO DON'T UP VOTE THIS ONE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-10-05
I'm getting so hard right now.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-05
U P D O O T S
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-05
REEEEEEEE I ALREADY DID REEEEEEEE
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1 ComedicSans 2017-10-05
Someone came here hoping to get me naked. Aww.
1 caliberoverreaching 2017-10-05
Yo sticky this post you fat bitch
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-05
No. You hurt my feelings.
1 caliberoverreaching 2017-10-05
I'm sorry, but if you sticky the other one it's gonna be juicy drama.
Don't do it for me, do it for the needy autistic reddiotrs looking for pussy.
1 Assy-McGee 2017-10-05
Whomever un-stickied my Power-Rankings should delete themselves.
Speaking of deleting themselves, hey /u/captainpriapism come on down!
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-05
I have no idea who did. Probably /u/MasterLawlz.
1 glmox 2017-10-05
good evening twitter this is ya boy eatdatpussy445 and about like 30-45 minutes ago I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even begin to rationalize the thought of death. again and again I try to make sense of my existence but never to avail for the reason of which still exists today is unknown. how am I to know if I am truly real or just some smaller piece in the puzzle of life that is waiting to be placed in its correct spot where it will reside forever until unavoidable death comes to reclaim the soul of my breathless corpse. I am always unable to make any reasonable conclusion about the universe as a whole because of its immense complexity. how am I, someone so small, so little, so unimportantly tiny in the grand scheme of the cosmos even begin to rationalize the thought of an infinitely expanding universe? a universe in which every day I drift farther and farther away from the neighbor galaxies farther and farther away from the one chance humanity has ever had of exploring the observable universe but due to the lack of time and the lack of resource, I am left to cope with the thought of being an insignificant afterthought of a reckless mad god who threw me upon the earth just to tease and torture with the vision but never the reality of exploring more than the ball of rock and metal I reside upon. but the one thing I am sure of in my life is that I can't even feel my left leg my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird to take a piss
1 caliberoverreaching 2017-10-05
The user was you.