This is why we need mayocide.

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Sentient as always.

All the black people in the world have never made me feel white guilt....this...thing managed it though.

Sometimes I wonder if he's playing it up.

That's a pretty consistent act over a really long period of time...

I think the first video we have of him acting autistic is aged 6 or 7...

If it was anybody else, I'd agree, but it's Chris. He's not, and he never has.

He certainly loves the attention, though he is genuinely unstable check his numerous bios.

This is your life now, this is us, this is our country, it's real.

I don't want it

For those who didn't recognize the joke:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEjtqpiGncI

Sometimes I wonder if it's really worth having a literal retard in charge of the nation just to make people like rachel maddow unhappy

And then I watch this video

Rachel Madcow

Implying Chris hasn't been around doing this shit for like the past 15 years

Chris is my hero <3

The Q&A session didn't seem to go that badly: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1

sonichu.com still exists? Well how about that...

it's run by the guy who runs kiwi farms, a being far more autistic than any ED owner could hope to be. it'll probably still be up for 2100 for future generations to enjoy.

I think he got catfished.

Again? Jesus, Bob is crying in Heaven.

I think Quinn is a real person. She has been commenting on Chris' statuses for over a year now.

well shit, when you put it that way

Not exactly. Chris chan has been a cult figure for years. Google "long con."

extremely obvious sarcasm

https://youtu.be/8__cUSCO_lw

lol shit his phone number is in that, maybe best not to post it if you don't want to risk a Mega Ban.

fuck all the way off newfag, (s)he gave it out (s)himself in a video (s)he posted publicly to youtube. I'm good.

Chris was born with a 1000 yard stare.

Does it have something to do with his latest girlfriend? Quinn, I think her name is?

Is Quinn a girlfriend, or a balding man in a dress kind of girlfriend?

A "probably not an actual human being but has managed to convince him otherwise" kind of girlfriend.

Fucking hilarious. We all know Chris isnt really gay, but he will settle for turning himself into SOMETHING RESEMBLING A CHICK and fuck a dude who is also doing it. Just because he is so unfuckable.

Very much like CB2.

I've always hoped that some kindly troll would introduce him to a supportive community such as twox or CB2. He deserves the company of those who are on his level.

Something tells me he's too autistic for even those communities. Maybe have him post on trollx and watch the fat women scramble to somehow make up a narrative where this OBVIOUS autistic, confused, and disturbed man is somehow a fragile woman deep inside and has always been.

He tried to sext with another girl and his "girlfriend" found out.

Uh, let's see, yeah, and I'm just gonna put this one as a neutral question. Anything having to do with my -- after my mother passes away, uh, still in the works, planning it out, but meanwhile -- it's a blank slate. And hopefully with my sweetie we'll be able to make that -- bake -- plan something for the better. And of course also talking with my mother and discussing all that. But she just turned 76 years old last Sunday. So just -- any ref -- any reference to whatever happens when my mother passes away, my answer is pretty much -- I remaining -- it still to be determined. I don't know.

Now Im sad. Hopefully his trolls will continue to be his best caretakers.

Im sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).

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Which SRS mod is he/she?

He sounds like Mickey Mouse on PCP

Stop fucking misgendering, you fucking used tampon of a person.

I hope you get cut open and then blasted with 20 slugs of bullets filled with raw pure aids, you hateful cunt.

I hope you get cut open and then blasted with 20 slugs of bullets filled with raw pure aids, you hateful cunt.

I quite enjoyed this, literally and figuratively. I hope you enjoyed it un/ironically, as xir will.

I’d like to fuck your mouth with Charlie Sheen’s (imaginary) inverted, spent condom.

Well, alright, I guess.

Just don't go too hard, my throat is pretty sore already and I need it in prime shape for the weekend.

It's insulting to gender to think we should know what we are looking at.

Eh, he's clearly a dude. Not that much of a mystery, really.

A 30 something year old balding fat man who has clearly given up on life and is now trying his best to convince the internet he is a woman.

Transparent has gone down in quality this season.

this was kind of amusing years ago when it first began. now it's just pathetic

it was amusing for about 5 minutes. the people who troll people like chris are the people who got bullied in high school by people who peaked during high school. chris is mentally retarded, he at least has an excuse for being pathetic

Fucking lol, this is the best voice he's done yet. I thought he was done doing histrionics with stupid as fuck voices but his trans-muppet voice is great. I could cry.

Even a curseyamaha in this, this is peak Chris.

he was cursing not us right?

I'm pretty sure that it was meant for us all. In fact, I'm suffering extreme misfortune at this very moment.

Do tell, I think I am too. I'm drinking but I don't feel drunk. So yea, pray for me.

I haven't watched it yet but if there's a curse-ye-ma-he-ma I will asap

Yes, at 1:40 he does it. He's p mad.

I'm watching the q&a first, so far I just see quite reasonable questions rather than troll questions. I guess Null got rid of the retard questions

Honestly surprised that Chris-chan is still alive.

His life for the last couple years actually seems like shitty fanfic.

I like youtubes captions

For the love of jeebies someone sent him a link to younow and make him join, he will make a coin and the entertainment value will rise

Man, the latest seasons of Chris Chan had become a bit stale, but this seems at least a tiny bit promising.

Julay! Julay!

https://youtu.be/y8ACNty077I?t=238

Is he on hormones? He looks like he's been taking hormones, and his voice is way more high pitched than before.

An "unclit"? Jesus Fucking Christ... It's official, we've finally killed God.

I'll take your word for it.