More mind-numbingly retarded nazi drama as people try to compare Nazis using ancient jew technology to a bunch of guys with tiki torches

32  2017-10-06 by headasplodes

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I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src

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A lot of people's brains seem to shut down when they see the word nazi.

Killing Nazis is more American than baseball, can't wait for the game.

Responses like this make me want to beat my head against my desk until I die of a brain hemmorrhage.

Don't let anyone here stop you from achieving that. Let us know how you get on.

We've got a Pavlovian response to it now.

But anyway, questioning if something/someone is actually a nazi is a pretty nazi thing to do, so you should really be ashamed of yourself.

He's not wrong, there was a war about this exact thing.

Which is why we killed 51% of all Germans after the war.

huh?

He's not wrong, even Captain America killed Nazis

https://imgur.com/a/g6sii Captain america actually equated jewish protestors with neo nazis and said neither of them were good people. Posting this just in case some not-south park neutrals see this and cry.

Responses like this make me want to beat my head against my desk until I die of a brain hemmorrhage.

Do it. The world would be a better place.

It's controversial because they parodied Trump's slogan, and because Nazi has been bandied about and ascribed to right-wingers a lot lately. There's also the fact that political violence against so-called "Nazis" is being normalized.

Or maybe it's not all that "controversial" at all but people are sick of politics invading their entertainment and they are starting to push back a little bit.

They could have easily have made the game without any reference to modern day politics and it would have been a controversy free hit.

You know, most of the stuff you say is pretty retarded, but this is about right. If I have to put up with six more years of screeching about Nazis hiding in every corner and behind every lamppost, I'm just going to hole up and shitpost incessantly.

i had to call the exterminator bc there were nazis eating the wood foundation to my patio

Just put some blood on the surrounding soil. Should clear it right up.

We've got pretty short attention spans nowadays, I'd be surprised if Nazis are still the public boogeyman 6 years from now. Maybe it will be Commies again. Maybe aliens. Perhaps even the Polish.

commies please

Wait, but the people freaking out about Nazis are Communists.

and behind every lamppost

It isn't nazis who hide behind lamp posts...

This but actually unironically. bussy nao

Or maybe it's not all that "controversial" but people are sick of politics invading their entertainment and they are starting to push back a little bit.

Since people seem to be drawing battlelines and making rhetorical battles for/against I guess you could say it is controversial then?

Stupid controversy sure. But most is.

politics invading their entertainment

it’s a video game about shooting nazis.

I know. Doesn't there need to be some type of bad guys to shoot at? You would think a video game where you kill nazis would be totally uncontroversial. Talk about getting one's fee-fees hurt.

That's not the problem, calling trump and his supporters nazis is the problem.

they are

Yawn

i have some coffee if you want

Ok but I like my coffee white

there’s creamer in the fridge

That's called Semen.

Basically a mayo.

Where is that happening? Are Reagan and Clinton supporters also Nazis for using the same phrase?

playing autistic still makes you look autistic.

Didn't realize Make x Great Again is owned by Trump now, when it really isn't after the stream of parodies and previous usages - like calling Pepe a Nazi meme

Oh wow you weren't playing lol

Meh, Trump and his supporters aren't Nazis really. Make no mistake - there are Nazi Trump supporters, but most of his base is just of the proto-fascist variety and Trump himself is just a really stupid guy that decided to use right-wing populism/white identity politics to win an election.

I doubt Trump subscribes to the same worldview his base does, but his rhetoric attracted the underbelly of society.

That's an insult to Nazis really.

But controversy sells, and making Trumptards lose their shit is always the right move.

FWIW, given that I've seen about 10 threads, most locked, about this game today alone I think their marketing departments is in for one hell of a bonus. Make no mistake: this wasn't an accident.

Or maybe it's not all that "controversial" but people are sick of politics invading their entertainment and they are starting to push back a little bit.

500 videogames have come out in Year of Our Lord 2017. One of them is about shooting Nazis.

"Invaded" GMAFB. God damn. One game comes out and your pansy ass nazi sympathizing sensibilities get bussy blasted to hell.

Don't buy the game and fuck off.

They could have easily have made the game without any reference to modern day politics and it would have been a controversy free hit.

The game is set in the future.

"Invaded"

Everything in entertainment is about fucking politics these days just because the industry's golden girl lost and they can't seem to stop REEEEEEing about it.

One game comes out and your pansy ass nazi sympathizing sensibilities get bussy blasted to hell.

You don't seem to be smart enough to understand that I don't really give a shit about nazis or shooting them. The issue is that the developers felt the need to tie their marketing to current politics, despite the fact that the game is a complete fantasy.

Everything in entertainment is about fucking politics these days just because the industry's golden girl lost and they can't seem to stop REEEEEEing about it.

It's funny watching the right-wing SJWs screech about video game content. How are you any different than the feminists that screech about video games?

If you wake up every morning and see a nazi in the mirror I could see why a slogan in a video game would trigger you.

The game needed controversy for anyone to care.

Probably.

I thought the previous "new" Wolfenstien" game was OK but pretty generic. Not as good as the new Doom or Dishonored.

I disabled inbox replies. Justify your literal support of nazis to someone else, I'm not entertaining it.

He said while linking a biased article which still doesn't say the people who don't like the ad are literal nazis.

I haven't got a wew big enough for this lad.

/u/airphforce why are you such a little bitch? You're all about killing nazis but you're too much of a pussy to even argue with them online.

I disabled inbox replies

Ooh tough guy.

He said while linking a biased article which still doesn't say the people who don't like the ad are literal nazis

I was literally reading that thread in disbelief. The guy posts a 50-word snippet from an article that contradicts their fucking point and no one reads it, instead it's all just a "i hate nazis too upvotes to the left" circlejerk or virtue signaling. What the fuck is this site coming to?

Why are you so mad about this dude? If something anti-Nazi offends you, you may be a Nazi.

kill urself my man

Sounds like something a damned Nazi would say, if you ask me.

I mean, have you ever seen /u/headasplodes and Literally Shitler in the same room at the same time? Quite problematic tbh

I think, at this juncture, it's quite clear that the burden of proof is on u/headasplodes to prove that he isn't the child of the forbidden union between Goebbels and Himmler.

Isn't that the Nazi past time?

I choose you Joe McCarthychu

weak b8 go away

I can’t believe people are still falling for “antifa beat up an innocent liberal because he had a nazi haircut” bullshit Jesus god whatever happened to “don’t believe everything you see on TV”

Now everyone's found their own echo chamber.

mines a cave

Mine is /r/drama

Unironically kys

I always keep myself safe, thanks for caring.

lol imagine supporting antifa

Imagine thinking any news that doesn't support your narrative shouldn't be acknowledged

lol what facts are these

that one guy cut his hand but i can get a dozen other examples of them attacking random passers by if you like

antifa should be unironically gassed

blah blah...antifa...blah

Have you ever met someone who is "antifa?" I am convinced that there are a tiny handful of them and somehow they became the nazi-right boogeyman.

50 deep end left dudes in Berkeley do not matter. At all. For real.

I am convinced that there are a tiny handful of them and somehow they became the nazi-right boogeyman.

lol is this what you guys are claiming now that theyre counted as domestic terrorists and people hate the shit out of them

because we all saw how giddy people were with the idea of masking up and assaulting people in the street

"omg its an american tradition to punch a nazi!"

50 deep end left dudes in Berkeley do not matter. At all. For real.

well it wont matter when theyre all getting raped and murdered in jail for being communists then i guess

You misunderstand. I don't give a shit about antifa either way.

I would never think of them except dumb people bringing them up constantly on Reddit.

Throw them in jail to be raped. Make a antiantifa group. I don't care. Just quit your bitching.

the funny thing is the "50 guys turned into a boogeyman" perfectly describes the "nazis" everyones so worried about

the funny thing is the "50 guys turned into a boogeyman" perfectly describes the "nazis" everyones so worried about

That's great and all but has nothing to do with my post you are replying to.

you said it like 2 posts up you penis

im not really too concerned with your position on antifa other than that you think theyre a conspiracy for whatever reason

they arent, american liberals are just panicking because they know they fucked up by backing them and now theyre trying to disavow

Remind me, what country are you from? And why do you give a shit about insignificant groups of nazis and antifa in america?

australia and because people are easily influenced here as much as anywhere

its funny to me that people are all RRARRGH NAZIS but as soon as you call antifa a bunch of fags theyre all offended talking about how its a minor phenomena and dont worry about it its not a real thing

I met a guy that said he was antifa, i think he meant he just supported him.

He's a twinky gay kid from new jersey with a head full of shit. Nice guy but everything he say's easily proven to be untrue

anne tifa stole my car and brought it back but keyed “COMMUNISM IS GOOD” on the hood and left fourteen used condoms in the back seat

you jest but theyre actually real unlike all the invisible nazis the american public is panicking about

actually my dad works at the “both ends of the horseshoe” department and he says nazis AND antifa are fake sorry

the whole game is pretty cringey tbh

"hey guys, nazis have taken over america, wink wink, get it?"

hipster devs lol

I need to feel persecuted to get off. - /u/captainpriapism

lol im not persecuted, im not american or a nazi or whatever other thing in the game

im saying this is cringey pretend activism on behalf of a hipster like it always is

look at the top comments in that thread, its all people weirdly eager to get revenge on a figment of their own imagination

Do you know literally nothing about this game and the history of this game?

yeah i used to go around to my friends house in grade 5 and play on his dads 386, we used to make custom maps that looked like a penis and that were full of hitlers

theres a big difference in the tone, the original is just wanton violence and nazis are generic bad guys

this new one is trying to make modern political allegories and they fall flat because its dorks that dont know anything making them

they think "nazis in america that are teaming up with the kkk" is so clever you can pretty much see their shit eating grins by proxy

on a lighter note its pretty funny that in the last modern one the jews had a big golden palace under the sea, way to avoid those stereotypes guys

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